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Joined 09-26-06, id: 1139991, Profile Updated: 09-17-12
Author has written 4 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Jhonen Vasquez, Willard, and 28 Days Later.

I am Maria, and I have not been on this for awhile. Don't expect to have consistency with me because my inspiration comes and goes for, obviously long periods of time. I haven't updated my FanFiction of Deviant art for years, how ever I feel like writing is coming back to me. I'm currently legal to vote, mostly philipino and various European races.

I'd also like to brag I go to the most amazing high school. Leadership and Entrepreneurship fucking Charter school. Its helped me succeed as well as empower me. I lead as a Secretary and a Senior with some great friends.

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Don't Make This Weird by tinyfierce reviews
Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
The Matrix Characters, Your Very Own Manual by Possessed-Gummy-Bear-Inferno reviews
Here are the long awaited Manuals to your favorite Matrix characters! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's not Neo, it's not the Nebuchadnezzar, it's...the sentinel! Huzzah!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006
In the Enemy's Fortress by Spamilla reviews
Chap. 12 Up! COMPLETE! Danny awakes to find himself inside Vlad's domain. He is unsure to why he is there. He does not remember the fight that knocked him out, nor does he know what Vlad has in store for him. VladDanny Slash, Yaoi, Minor, Rape, humil
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,157 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Walking On Air by Rogue137 reviews
When you thought it was all a dream, it comes back to haunt you and your children. History repeats itself, secrets are retold, and shattered hearts must be mended.
MirrorMask - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,019 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by silentred reviews
One summer trip. Five friends. One detour. And one girl who will learn that what Thomas wants, Thomas gets. Original Characters.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
More Than Meets the Eye by Devious Decepticon reviews
An unfortunate girl gets crushed on the night of her Senior Prom. But as she storms off into the night, encounters a much bigger problem…in the form of a Decepticon. Will sparks fly, or heads roll?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,047 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Repulsed Fascination by valbino reviews
CandyxCarrion. AU. After all, what beauty is there without something hideous to equal that beauty? On Hiatus. Writer's block.
Abarat series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
I Won't See You Tonight by Blood.Drop.Lolita reviews
Full summary inside. Salazar has always been close to his Verdugos certain events occur that push this creature over the edge. Emotions and rash actions are present in insects. Multiple character death. Set after Leon and Ashley are reunited in the castle
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Pulling Teeth by St. Minority reviews
Accidents will happen, but this time he can't get up. JackMercer, JackNorrington though not really a pair Violence, abuse, rape
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Who's Nightmare? by LoneGunGirl88 reviews
Freddy visits two girls in their dreams, but finds that he can't hurt them because they don't fear him. Now he's stuck with a fangirl and a wiseass in his dreamworld who won't leave him alone. Who's nightmare is it again? Lowered rating. Chap 27 up.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,432 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
Domination by Skarto reviews
Salazar wants Leon as a pet. What he wants, he usually gets. Slash, Ds.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Forbidden Desire by Sesshya reviews
Nemu has feelings for Ishida. Would he ever love her, even if she is a Shinigami? Rated for later chapters. Has slight spoilers if you have not seen the Bount arc. 2nd fanfiction. Please read and review. Final chapter is now up.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Uryuu I., Nemu K. - Complete
Unexpected Connections by HarleenQuinn reviews
A lonely Lisa finds unexpected connections to Waylon Smithers and develops a crush on him. Chapter 14 is up!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,335 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Piper's Chance by Tsunde-chan reviews
When the power on the ship goes out,everyone heads to bed.And what happens next?Rated M for some upcoming parts. PiperxStork
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Piper, Stork
Sharpay by Stewierulz12 reviews
This is the story of misunderstood high school girl Sharpay Evans, her extraordinary telekinetic powers, and her violent rampage of revenge. M for Violence, Language, and Sex. Based on the Novel, Movie and TV Remake, CARRIE.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2007
Carl's Journey by AmintaWithARose reviews
CHAPTER 6 UP, plus all previous chapters revised. Please note that the rating has changed to T, for adult situations. Carl is a selfish man, but can the right circumstances, and maybe even the right girl turn him around? Or is he to far gone?
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 4/9/2006
Pained By Emotions by YonderB reviews
Oneshot. The twins are tortured in the only way a program can. With emotions. In either POV of the twins. You decide.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Twins - Complete
Skewed by Acerbitas reviews
The picture was crumpled, and he stared at the skewed faces of his wife and child. HughesxLust warnings: man!rape, bondage
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lust, Maes H. - Complete
La Popora Farfalla by Philosophy and Denial reviews
As Jack Sparrow and his crew set off to find yet another treasure , they find a mysterious girl abandoned out in open sea.She holds many secrets to the lost treasure but maybe going back to capture it isn't a good idea.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006
A Shadow Still Remaining by Alchemist Experiment reviews
Lust was more than willing to make another unholy bargain in exchange for the things she wanted. Having no soul of her own to sell, she sold Scar's. ScarxLust, AU, episode 42 spoilers, dark themes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Lust, Scar - Complete
Nny or Niisan? by Queen Shnoogleberry reviews
Squee's parent's have kicked him out. Nny sees him on the street and adopts him. How will they get along? Will Suqee still be afraid? Will Johnny get over his lonliness? And in my ditziness I forgot a disclaimer so here it is: I don't own JTHM Jhonen does
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Suddenly More Than Brothers by glokmah reviews
Drake and Josh realize things about each other that bring them closer than they ever imagined they could be. It contains a lot of slash, homosexual and adult situations so if you’re not comfortable with that please don’t read.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006
Warm Body, Cold Comfort by Alchemist Experiment reviews
Juliet Douglas has a lonely, miserable life. Sloth wants something more. Spoilers for episode 24.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Sloth, Maes H. - Complete
derp by 292401 reviews
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Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Complete
A Cross Between Two Evils by Kohaku the Warrior reviews
Freddy meets girl, girl dislikes Freddy with a great passion trouble follows. M4safty.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/14/2005
Twin Terror, The Early Years by Twin-One reviews
TWINSFIC! The Merovingian created them to cause chaos, so that’s what they’re going to do even if it means driving the Mero out of his mind while doing it. Take a cute, humorous and delightful look into the childhood of our favorite assassin Twins.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,756 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Twins, Twins - Complete
Shaun of the Dead 2: Deadhead Boogaloo by JessicaDwyer reviews
Set a year or so after the film. Shaun has been left by Liz for good. He's alone in the world until a girl from America meets him in a pub. Things are looking up for our hapless hero, until some dumbass has to spoil it for everyone.
Shaun of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,798 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 9/26/2004
Dracula's Nightmare by HybridxStigmata reviews
Alucard's past is beginning to haunt him after the battle with the Card Dealer of the Millenium. Who is this girl that strikes fear even into the heart of the No Life King? Rated R for later chapters. Manga based. AxOC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2005
Serena version 2 by IloveJason4va reviews
A new girl, Serena, joins the school. She kind of has trouble fitting in but befriends a kid, Dib, who is also all alone. What happends next? Find out as you read this story. R&R please. Rated R for language.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2004
Shattered Soul by Anna Sartin reviews
Constant failure pushes James over the edge, leading him to consider suicide. -Rocketshippy-
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2000 - James/Kojirō, Jessie/Musashi - Complete
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And three were left behind reviews
Three young teenagers try to survive the break out as it spreads throughout America.
28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Apprentic: Willard: My master forever reviews
After years of suffering at the asylum, Willard gets freedom and takes revenge on the family of the asylum's employies
Willard - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008
Family Reunion reviews
Calling all Jhonen Vasquez creation! Vacquez has a reunion with all his creations, from the popular, Invader Zim, to Noodle Boy.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Johnny C., Happy Noodle Boy
Durza: Lost and Forgotten Past reviews
In Durza's past, only on thing could save him from his mental prison formed by the dark spirts that posses him. Will this girl from his past go back on her oath? Or does her love for him go undying?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007
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