Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!

Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.

Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.

Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.

After being betrayed by Soul Society, Ichigo and his sisters leave Karakura behind to find shelter with the remains of their grandfather's clan in the Land of Fire. Instead of the peaceful life they were hoping for, they reach Konoha just as a new danger appears to threaten the Uzumaki. Heart-broken and tired of fighting, will Ichigo be able to protect his sisters and his new home?

After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.

Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!

HP crossover. est. KakaIru. On the run from both Death Eaters and the Ministry, Harry flees the Wizarding world to search for his sole remaining family member. Of course, since he's Harry Potter nothing ever goes right.

Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

A step to one side in time, a shift to another in space, and you would be surprised at the changes one might wreak on an unsuspecting world.

All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.

Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled Harry Potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Maybe he now actually has a chance at happiness, both for him and his younger self, and just maybe a chance at romance as well...

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.

When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." Some would say that Hogwarts is the wrong place for Umino Iruka, and he's about to find out. With new students, he hopes to light the Will of Fire in this new world while new dangers lurk in the darkness. No overpowered ninjas running roughshod over the Potterverse in this fic! Mentor!Iruka, Gen fic

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

The 2015 unfinished version of WTT, since enough people said they wanted it reposted and preserved.

After the Rescue the Kazekage Arc. An unsuspecting Iruka is walking home from teaching his classes when Gai asks him a favor: Kakashi needs to recover from overusing his sharingan. Iruka takes Kakashi into his home. Iruka x Kakashi. LIFE CRISIS HIATUS.

Aurora Sinistra spends most of her time watching the stars. In the summer of 1991, she has a plan redeem the reputation of Slytherin House, and some of the people inside it. Recruiting Severus Snape to help her, the two teachers undertake a gambit of their own that leads the Boy-Who-Lived and the Brightest Witch of Her Age into Slytherin House and friendships with Draco Malfoy.

Au A training instructor returns to the leaf village, sees Naruto's run. and notices the sloppiness of the ANBU, now the question, what happens when a drill sergeant decides to fix the mistakes. Clean the mess, and drop the hammer on the enemies of the Leaf. "I survived the Chief, what can you do?"

We've all had a gut feeling that something was very wrong, but Harry Potter has been through so much more that he has a higher threshold for weird feelings. Meaning when he gets one, he tends to listen to it. So, what happens when he gets this feeling before grabbing the Triwizard Cup and instead accidentally knocks it into one of the many dangerous beasts in the maze with him?

Genma's sure Iruka-sensei and that annoying Hatake are meant to be together. Raidou's sure his friend's finally gone completely bonkers but helps anyway. KakaIru and GenRai

KakaIru Kakashi had never been anything else than what had been expected of him. And nobody had ever expected him to be human. So how could Iruka even want to be near him? How could he say he loved him?

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.

When the Wizarding World falls to Voldemort, laws of magic must be ignored. Two children of the Order of the Phoenix turn back time to change things where they all went wrong in Harry Potter's sixth year, while trying to make sure that they don't make things worse or poof themselves out of existence. Who knew matchmaking Gryffindors and Slytherins would be the hardest part?

The Uchiha have always been known for their unfaltering perception. But Sasuke never completed his training with other Uchihas and anyway, with Naruto saying "I love you" left and right, he can surely be forgiven for misunderstanding... can't he? [Naruto/Sasuke]

The humans' plan to send the Kyuubi back in time to save the world fails at step one. Luckily, Kurama knows how to rework a plan on the fly. Naruto, who in Kurama's opinion deserves only the best of everything including parents, will be the one to save the day, and the scarecrow will serve as a useful guardian while Naruto learns how to walk again. Time-travel. Fix-it Fic.

A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.

At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.

In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.

A summoning gone awry pulls Harry from his ancestral home into the middle of a battle between the Sannin atop giant talking animals. More than a little confused but soldiering on despite the strange place he now calls reality, Harry goes on to baffle the Elemental Nations with his acts of magic. [Slash]

Naruto has never had a friend before nor has he ever thought that he would befriend the rest of the genin before his own team. He's invited to weekly genin meetings and suddenly everything changes. He's no longer alone as he interacts with Teams 8 & 10 and forges strong lasting bonds between the next generation. Mostly drabbles of the main events, follows cannon but diverges.

Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.

A oneshot where Harry's youth and misery is obvious, even to the dragon. Set in fourth year. By Ruby.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

"You aren't afraid of me. Why?" He asked, head cocked to the side as he openly studied Harry. Harry's smile was brilliant. "Because you aren't scary."

Also known as all of Naruto's seals summon hell beasts that try to attack him or any unfortunate ninja nearby

Albus Dumbledore's actions set off a chain reaction that affects the entire wizarding world.

When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.

Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!

Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. Alternate Universe.

Spaceman Spiff runs into Lord Voldemort. The world will never be the same again.

Fate has a wicked way of playing with the ones in their clutches.

Everyone fears to speak his name, because doing so brings his followers to you. He never considered that such a thing is a double-edged sword.

The Yondaime was their leader. Their protector. Their god. He would live forever as a hero. But when his son is found nearly dead,the 3rd Hokage is forced to take crucial decisions,which includes making a peculiar request from the unusual Kakashi.

Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.

Another day, another prank. The only difference is this time, the resident genius Nara Shikaku sits in on Naruto explaining how he did it to the Sandaime Hokage which leads to some startling truths.

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...

Sakumo Hatake's suicide attempt is foiled by an earth quake which drops three toddlers in to his lap. Namely, a brunette, blond and pink haired ones. Now between diapers and graduation gifts, dying is last thing on his mind. Sakumo/Tsunade, rest of pairings are same. Time Travel, AU

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER EIGHT MILLION HITS!

Detective Sergeant Sally Donovan of New Scotland Yard seemed to believe that actions only had consequences for other people. She was mistaken.

Sasuke survived the Uchiha Clan Massacre, thanks to his older brother. The only problem is that he wasn't the only one Itachi saved, and now he has to live with the 17 extra kids that Itachi managed to protect as well! How will Sasuke cope with this new chapter in his life? Sequel to 'A Different Decision!

Reincarnation was never easy, not for humans and especially not for a former Inu Youkai that now had to come to terms with his human and more importantly mortal body... and somebody really should have warned Sesshomaru about the headache certain humans could be. reincarnated!Sesshomaru, papa!Kakashi

An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

Lucius visits Death and is sent back to right some wrongs and fix his family and the Potter boy. Narcissa and he learn to trust not only one another but the outside world and find freedom in their choices. Lucius guides Harry but this isn't an adoption story, as he moves towards his destiny regarding not only Voldemort but Hermione. Rated T for now but it will be rising to M

Sequel to Stumbling Into Secrecy. The man Iruka saved last week comes back.

Naruto woke up to a black-haired, green-eyed toddler sitting on his chest. The accompanying letter claimed that the kid was family. What other choice did he have but to take the child in? Fifteen year old genin, saddled with a kid, and still a virgin. Ero-Sennin was never going to let him live this down. A Naruto adopts Harry story.

In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

Two amnesiacs are found in the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack. They have no records within the village, or from anywhere else. Cleared by T&I, they are then given permission by the Hokage to raise an orphan. Little bits of who they were slowly leak into who they are though. Don't own anything. 3-way X-over with InuYasha and Rurouni Kenshin. Complete.

Everything seemed to be going downhill, being surrounded by orcs and all. Until Sam screamed and woke (quite literally) a beast up. Enter the Kyuubi. Oh dear. One-shot. Humour, crack, Fem!Kyuubi.

How will the world change when a battle hardened Naruto from the future comes to the past? With a change of name and appearance this old Naruto will help the Naruto of this new Konoha become the shinobi he was destined to be all the while trying to fit into this new world where those he knew as dead are alive and well. Time travel fic.

A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.

Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.

Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!

It all started with a little girl. Actually, it started with the bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the bugs. So there's a little girl and the Hulk, who keeps doing heroic things that makes social media explode. Meanwhile, Bruce Banner wants to know what's up with those t-shirts. Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.

Naruto doesn't know love. Can't even start to fathom the idea of having parents. But when a red haired man pops into existence in his house, Naruto thinks that yes, maybe this is what it is like to have a dad, or at the very least, a brother. And his world spins on its axis to revolve around the stranger.

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry) DISCONTINUED

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Kakashi is saved by someone entirely unexpected.

A very AU Severus/Harry mentor fic with Lucius as a friend as well. Petunia dies and the Dursley's flee Privet Drive along with Harry. They end up hiding in an unexpected place when the Hogwarts letter arrives.

Iruka never knows just who will return home to him when his lover goes on a mission. Would it be his porn-loving Kakashi or his alter ego the cold ruthless Hound?

At an army demonstration John dragged Sherlock too, John meets up with an old friend. (In which Sherlock is really mean and Tony is his usual self.)

For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.

YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?

No one would ever send Sherlock in to diffuse a stand-off; but on one unlikely day, that's exactly what happened. "Congratulations, Lestrade," he called out sarcastically. "You're traumatizing a war veteran."

Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.

Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

Iruka-sensei never takes it seriously when Kakashi tries to flirt with him. Why would he? Doesn't Kakashi-sensei flirt with everyone? Kakashi is in need of help but Naruto seems incredulous, Sasuke isn't interested in anything not related to bed and dobe. And, Sakura... Well, she's off somewhere dying her hair pink again, most probably.

An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.

The Third Hokage is tired of hearing for calls to prevent Naruto from becoming a shinobi. So he decides to try something new.

One-shot. Iruka saved Kakashi's life once, and he didn't even know it. ANBU Kakashi, younger teacher Iruka.

Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)

Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS

The Ring tries to persuade Itachi. Itachi is NOT amused. Humor, crack. Oneshot.

Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.

Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

Methos discovers an amnesiac godling on the streets of Paris. Featuring kid!Loki.

In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.

The sky had already given up on daylight and was slowly but surely succumbing to the shadows of the night when a darkly clad figure with a pale countenance and fangs appeared out of nowhere...

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

After the war, the WW hasn't changed and the Pureblood Families still control it. Harry and his friends make a plan to make them lose it. Based loosely on 'The Long Walk' of Stephen King. AU.

What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language

Akina wasn't a shinobi - she just knew a few family techniques. And quite frankly, just the thought (or memory) of facing off against one was enough to scare her out of her mind. Kakashi was... a bit... well, who knows? At least Gai for all his eccentricity, was a nice, honest person. And, Ibiki well, he was just amused. One-shot.

Uzumaki Naruto is in love. And there are several people who figure it out before him.

Kakashi gets reamed over his writing, but that's not the real problem. Originally written for Genjutsu fest. Paired compliment to Excuses Solve...

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

There are more people to Lily's family than her father's side. Harry grows up with the Addams as Wednesday's twin, but what will certain old men with twinkling blue eyes do when they need a saviour that isn't where he ought to be? Rated T for safety.

Dr. John Watson has never met a patient quite like two-year-old Sherlock Holmes. When it falls to him to care for the little genius and his seven-year-old brother, John gets more than he bargained for. WIP, family fic.

When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?

A message from the future brings Jiraiya and Iruka into Naruto's life earlier. Now Jiraiya is strapped with a little kid and a stubborn moral compass that can't stop bringing in strays.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.

Voldemort arrives in Godric's Hollow to a huge surprise...

Iruka never knew which gender he felt attracted to until a fateful day in May...

A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

What if the Dursleys sent Harry off without him learning his own story? No one ever explained anything. And Amelia Bones is quiet upset about it. Complete for basic idea. Feel Free to Adopt.

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.

Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.

Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Gai and Kakashi's monster movie marathon yields some cracky misadventures with a fluffy finish. Featuring bonus!IRUKA!

Iruka thought he knew what to expect when he went home to Kakashi after a hard day at the academy. But it turns out that one of his certainties about Kakashi isn't quite as certain as he thought... Mild established KakaIru and slight crack.

Read to find out... Kakairu

Everyone knows what Kakashi's favorite series is! But what if the reason he reads them is a little different than everyone thinks it is? Short and funny and a little crackish. But only a little.

Following the events at the Department of Mysteries, Harry decides to take greater control of his life. A new relationship with his family, new friends and new opportunities beckon. As do new adventures . . .

AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Xander is tagged for a temp job. One shot crack fic, cause I was bored.

ON HOLD/Being rewritten

Only Xander would have THIS problem.

Early in the Heroes' captivity, Newkirk isn't sure what the others will make of his hobby. One-shot. (Nominated for 2010 Papa Bear Awards)

Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.

What happens when the Cylons meet the inhabitants of Earth? Earth wins of course!

Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.

Team Seven. Kakashi-centric. Complete utter rubbish really, don't read. Birthday fic for Zhang Sizheng.

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

[KakaIru] Iruka gets hit by a jutsu and is left unable to make a decision on his own. When someone to look after him is searched, Kakashi can’t flee fast enough. Poor him?

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

[IruKaka] It’s Kakashi’s birthday and nobody except a dream knows.

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

One shot. Fudge and Umbridge have to pay for mucking around in Hogwarts. And they are definitely not going to enjoy it! Humorous, a bit twisted, too. Enjoy!

Different wars. Different commanders. Same ideal. (Winner of 2008 Papa Bear Silver Award for Best Special Story)

[KakaIruKaka] With a little help of Pakkun, Kakashi and Iruka come together and their relationship develops through the events of the series. Complete

Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.

A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.

Sometimes a bond can form between yourself and someone you hardly even know

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

My twist on YAHC. Familiarity with the episode Halloween recommended, as I skip most of the canon events, focusing on the divergences.

AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

Hatake Kakashi had the distinctly annoying habit of always being right. [KakaIru]

All Giles wants is to sort out the Council’s accounts. Unfortunately, he’s in Metropolis, so face it – he doesn’t stand a chance.

A funny thing happened on the way through the mines, and WWII will never be the same... Hogan's Heroes/Lord of the Rings/Newsies crossover. (Nominated for the 2004 MEFAs and the 2004 Papa Bear Awards)

Cordelia gets a guest appearance on a television series... Galaxy Quest. Main Characters: Cordelia, Willow, Alex Dane