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Joined 09-27-06, id: 1140296
Author has written 13 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Death Note, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Fruits Basket.

Heyz, it's your girl, Leo.

Hair: Brown, shoulder length.

Eyes: Whatever color they feel like. Glasses.

Kind of skinny, long legs, 5'6

I have a very Irish face (little anime nose, pointy chin, fair complexion, freckles)

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto- NejiSasu, NejiTen, GaaHina, GaaNaru, KibaHina, NejiGaa, NaruIno, SasuHina, ShikaHina, SasuNaru, KakaSasu, ShikaIno, NaruSaku

Fullmetal Alchemist- RoyAi and RoyEd. Nuff sed.

Death Note- LRaito, MelloNear, MatsuMisa, and some LMisa

Pirates of the Carribean- JackLiz and some Sparrington

Least Favorite Pairings:

Naruto- Meh... pairings that scare me. And Oro pairings.

Fullmetal Alchemist- Erm... if any pairing's well written, I'll buy it.

Death Note- LMello, RaitoMatsu

Pirates of the Carribean- OCs. Oh. My. God. I really dislike PotC OCs.

Quotes:

"Late last night and the night before

Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking at my door

I want to go out, don't know if I can,

'Cause I'm so afraid of the Tommyknocker man."

-Stephen King, The Tommyknockers.

"Who just said the word "platypus" when I wasn't looking?"

-Crazy sophomore in the hallway

"It's just over this bridge, Charlie. This magical bridge of hope and wonder."

-From Charlie the Unicorn

"I'm losing sight, don't count on me.

I chase the sun, it chases me...

Enlighten me, reveal my faith

Just cut these strings that hold me safe"

-From the song "Follow", by Breaking Benjamin

"Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

- Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind

"So one of my friends said "Nah, I don't like Cadbury Eggs" I told them to get the (censored) out. I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury eggs."

-A stand-up comedian

My stories:

Weave: Fullmetal Alchemist, oneshot, EdVy, complete

Season's Greetings: Naruto, 9 chapters, hints of NejiTen and SasuSaku, complete

Exferiority Complex: Naruto, multi-chaptered, MANY PAIRINGS

Cinema: Death Note, oneshot, NearMelloNear, complete

Prized Posessions: Fullmetal Alchemist, series of drabbles, RoyAi and RoyEd

Lace: Pirates of the Carribean, oneshot, JackLiz, complete

IMing with Ninjas: Naruto, oneshot, maybe SasuNaru, complete

Worth His Time: Furuba, oneshot, YukiKyo, complete

Heart Behind These Hands: oneshot songfic, GaaHina, complete

Rockstar: multi-chaptered, NaruSaku, GaaHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen, cowritten with Heartfelt Dream.

Viral: oneshot, ShikaIno, complete

Too little, too late: oneshot, NaruIno, complete

Affection: twoshot, OCIru, IruAnko, and SaiSaku

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Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2832 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Keep Your Friends Close But Your Enemies Closer by lizren reviews
Raito devises the perfect plan to find out L's real name... seduce him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,045 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2005 - L, Light Y.
The Other Side by killah-sama reviews
HIATUS //Albumfic: Three Days Grace's OneX – Mult KradDaisukeDarkSatoshi pairings// Love is nothing to them. Dark wants only to live, Krad to control, Daisuke to hurt, and Satoshi to feel. But love is Life. Power. Pain. Feeling. Love is everything to them
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/15/2007
Roy and Riza's Cracked Out Adventures by The New Fullmetal Alchemist reviews
GUESS WHO'S BACK! Me, with more hilarious cracked-out antics! Read my newest offering if you're a long-time fan, or start from the beginning if you're new! It's wonderfully random humor, and it's BACK AFTER 2 YEARS! Hooray!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,750 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Sasuke's Poetry Club by EmberElf reviews
When things go astray in a poetry club, who will take the stage and keep the crazy fangirls and other Naruto characters entertained?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Invisible by The Twillight Owl reviews
Konoha is attacked. All important clans are trapped and Hinata has to prove her leading abilities. But she has no acceptance in her own family, except Neji. Can an old friendship arise from the suffering? Can it open the closed doors of a heart? Probably
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,589 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H.
He is my Master by Dyeh reviews
Kyo's lost the bet. But... luckily, Akito's decided not to cage him. He's going to 'give Kyo away' instead. But... Kyo didn't expect to be given away to Hatori. Hatori x Kyo. Shounen ai. R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,024 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Kyo S., Hatori S.
Love by Miss Anonymous hp reviews
A series of drabbles all about the relationship between Hyuuga Neji and Uchiha Sasuke. Each drabble is inspired by a single word. YAOI NejiSasu, SasuNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 32,222 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Aki In The Bath by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
A collection of 100 word drabbles about Akito and Hatori, much of it about the pairing. Enjoy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Akito S., Hatori S. - Complete
Hate me, thrill me Love me, kill me by Flowing Tears reviews
Having had enough of everything Kakashi decides to return to Akatsuki for revenge. His first enemy his faithfull Shinu. Yaoi... Characers die... Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,930 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
How to Eat a Reese's Cup? by Lady Sakuram reviews
How do you eat a Reese's cup?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,899 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
Complexity of Complexion by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
At the risk of being dubbed a vain or shallow girl, Ino admits to liking eleven things about herself with all her might. [NaruIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Demons, Hormones, and Spying by Heosic-chan reviews
Three years after the chuunin exams, Gaara is thinking about Naruto, and Naruto is thinking about Gaara. When Gaara decides to visit, romance blooms and yaoi fangirls appear. Lots of fangirls. GaanaruGaa, KakaIru, NejiKan and other pairings...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,914 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara
25 Ways to Annoy Captain Jack Sparrow by ImitationPirateShip reviews
I think it's self explanitory xD.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Chronicles of the Deceased by wild-filly reviews
The requested 'sequel' to Mind Games! If you put two competitive, twisted, hopelessly paranoid and reluctantly affectionate geniuses in the same afterlife together, eternity truly doesn't stand a chance of normalcy. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,155 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 142 - Published: 7/4/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Next Door by Kaoru Gal reviews
Hang out with the screwed up, become screwed over yourself. Literally. EnvyxEd AU yaoi language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,111 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Edward E., Envy
Dancing with Death by hen-na-neko reviews
Akito POV. Quick angst fic.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Akito S. - Complete
The dangers of being drunk by lovelysakura99 reviews
What happens when the girls get drunk and call the boys? Read to know! NaruSaku, ShikaIno, KibaHina and NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chocolate by Velvet-Latex Boi reviews
Sylar never was much for sweets. But he did love his chocolate. Mohinder Suresh x Sylar.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Cheesy pick up lines by TIBryant reviews
For the life of me, I never thought hitting on Near with cheesy pick up lines that never work would have such an effect. Matt x Near oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Taken: Hell to Fire by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
CHANGED TITLE It's the Land of Waves ark and during the battle against Zabuza, the assassin decides to kidnap Sasuke and keep him for Haku and himself! Slight ZabuSasu, HakuSasu. Prologue to Promises Not Made are Promises Never Kept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Haku - Complete
The Chase by rebornxd3 reviews
Short story based on Orochimaru gaining Sasuke's body. KakashiNeji...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sweet by kamikazarii reviews
If there was one thing that L left behind for Misa, it was how to appreciate sweets. Slight MisaL.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2007
Winter Wonderland by artemisgirl reviews
A series of loosely connected oneshots set at Wammy's House, updated daily for the week before Christmas. Expect fluff and humor here! And Merry Christmas! MN, MM, LMN and whatever else I end up writing. Love you all!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,199 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - L, Near, Mello, Matt
I Won't Allow It by obsessivesyndrome reviews
Neji hates Sasuke. Because of him, Neji is doomed to play second fiddle to Naruto forever. Sasuke can go prancing down the path of hell for all he cares. Just don't involve his Naruto to the mix. nejinaru onesided sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Christmas Party! by INMH reviews
CHRISTMAS PARTY IN KONOHA! Meaning people getting drunk, snowball attacks, mistletoe, and pairings galore! NaruSaku, SasuKabu, KakaAnko, ZabuHaku, ShikaIno, HinaKiba, etcetera, etcetera…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Does Hinata Stalk Naruto? by Rainpop Sunshine reviews
Does Hinata stalk Naruto? Why do the Uchihas use fans? How does Neji keep his hair so shiny? These questions...and more, are all answered here! And you can ask every question you've ever had! Total crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006
Me and My Chibi by sprinkle-chan reviews
Envy manages to find his Chibi all alone, but what could he be plotting...EdxEnvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
SOAP OPERA EXTREME: Desert Ramen Love by Miss Madd reviews
Sequal to 'On Ramen Bowls' Chaos reins in the desert when two love struck shinobi fight over a clueless blonde fox... who has a secret love of his own he's setting out to seduce! Yaoi. Langauge. blah blah blah... RamenVerse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
My Wishful Reality by XxDeafening.SilencexX reviews
Gaara regrets not acting on his feelings as Neji plans to return to Konoha, and runs to his online haven for a bout of NejiGaara RP, a place where they can be happy, just to discover some strange and wonderful things. NejiGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
Team Gai by Kyuubi no Youko reviews
To bad for Tenten and Neji that Lee and Gai arent normal..
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
When Life Gives You Pudding by Neko-Warren reviews
OneShot. When There's a bowl of lemon pudding, Add one detective, one teenage boy,, some shounenai and a lot of confusion. Mix it up, and you're halfway here.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
No More Lies by Nombre de Boligrapho reviews
EdVy no real summary... Just.. Read. Meh. OneShot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Rebel by Merry Go reviews
NaruSasu. This is how the kiss scene should have gone. This was made on a whim and has no plot. Rated because of one curse word and YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Normality by Mirazhe1 reviews
Naruto was never quite the normal little boy. And now, growing up, things seem to be getting just a LITTLE out of hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Unattainable Illusions by Star Allise reviews
Created from foolishness and selfish wants...Trapped in shells of bodies, will the same mistakes be made? Will we turn into who we once saw as enemies...? If we don't have memories, why do these memories haunt us? If we can't feel, Why do we feel this way
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
On Ramen Bowls by Miss Madd reviews
The allout war for Naruto's heart has begun! Too bad he doesn't know it... Complete! Look for the sequalcoming soon SOAP OPERA EXTREME: Desert Ramen Love
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,419 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Role Model by Fullmetal Guitarist reviews
A drabble taking a look at Sasuke's relationship with Itachi, and how it influences his life. No real pairings, slight SasuSaku or maybe SasuNaru. 500 wordsish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Friday the Thirteenth by fallenxfate reviews
Surprisingly, Tenten has always been very superstitious. And today is Friday the thirteenth… [NejiTen][songficish]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Joys Of Fanfiction by XSora-ChanX reviews
Poor boys. Why did they have to find out THAT way? [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthday Bribery by thoughtless dreamer reviews
Dedicated to Ed, 'cause it's his birthday today! Just a lil birthday drabble. Al is hoping a little bribery will work...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
THE LOST TEST OF THE CHUNIN EXAM! by Nameless dude reviews
It's the one they never showed you on T.V. or in the Manga!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006
Glass Houses by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakashiAnko genfic] In which Kakashi sucks at comfort and Anko sucks at communication.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
When Hell Freezes Over by happychica reviews
Sasuke's a bit off today and Naruto aims to find out what's up. SasuNaru and others. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
HMS Paradise by YarrKinky reviews
When Kakashi’s injured, Iruka reads him his favorite book. A look into the world of Icha Icha, full of not so subtle innuendos, cross dressers, pirates... And some oddly familiar characters... Co written by HeyDiddleDiddle and WinterOfOurDiscontent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Rock Lee, the Handsome Beast of Colgate? by idkwhatthisevenis reviews
Lee wants to be Colgate toothpaste's new posterboy! :D [crackfic, OOC]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Lee R., Gai M.
The Kiss, Sort of by fluffy-fuzzy-ears reviews
Sakura brings up that accidently first kiss the two boys shared. Some blushing, some rolling of the eyes... SasuNaru, surplus ending Set after the bridge scene I guess. ONESHOT COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Kiss From A Bug Freak by deathrosekitty reviews
ShinoXIno oneshots that have to do with the lj community 7snogs. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Ino Y., Shino A. - Complete
Shino has a bad day by lokli2 reviews
Everyone has bad days, except for Shino. He has the worst days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Shino A. - Complete
Chat Logs by fluffy-fuzzy-ears reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke having a conversation over MSN. It's pretty lame, but potentially funny. Mild Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silence by Nombre de Boligrapho reviews
Ed had lost all hope. Envy seems to have gained it. EnvyxEd...?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,622 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Edward E., Envy
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Cookies by Cyberwolf reviews
If you give a bishie a cookie... [SasuTen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Mind FucFun by Rionarch reviews
Inoshi's proud of his duaghter. Scared to death of her but proud none the less. InoxNaruto ShinoxIno delusion
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Ino Y., Inoichi Y. - Complete
The Cricket Club by Sagi-chan reviews
[AU] Naturally, being a high school student is going to suck but when you're a reincarnated Kitsunedemon with a fan club composed wholly of crickets... it's going to suck a whole lot more. [Yaoi] [GaaraNaru] [Stupidity] [Chapter 15]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/12/2004
Hi, I Need The Cure by Lisa jean reviews
What happens when Mark has to take matters into his own hands? Can he do it, and save the day once more? Oneshot, MR
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Final Answer by PikaNaNoDa reviews
(This is the sequel to "I Hate Everything About You" and "Why Do I Love You".) Just because you think you killed them, doesn't mean they're dead. Yaoi. ItaSasu. KakaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 7/18/2004
sensus tactilis by icefalcon reviews
Uchihacest. [Kisame POV] Itachi didn't touch people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
On My Birthday by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Today is Sasuke's birthday, but does Itachi know that?[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM ShounenAi Incest Shouta Sasuke POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Faith by artemisgirl reviews
It was ironic, really, how his pursuit of righteousness had landed him here, where he had no place belonging. A tale of Mikami's faith in Kira. MikamixKira. spoilers for chapters in the 100's.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Carousel by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
COMPLETE! AU Gaara’s life was a silent mess. Then he found there was a lot more to see than just sadness, as somehow, he found Neji. But Neji has some secrets of his own. We keep spinning, gaining speed, a little faster... NeGaaNe [SasNar, ShiTem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,970 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
50 Ways to Piss Off Freak Out Yakushi Kabuto by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
50 Ways to Piss off and frighten our favorite Sound Nin...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Kabuto Y., Tayuya - Complete
Casualties of War by Ebola reviews
Fanfic based on Ebola by William T. Close and The Hot Zone by Richard Preston. Mayinga and Pierre are put in quarantine. RR Please!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
A Moment with Rock Lee by Mimic12355 reviews
Just an average moment in the life of Rock Lee. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Tearjerker by stakeh reviews
AU Living in a theatre with sexually frustrated, delusional, violent, and lazy people was hard. Especially when a family you didn't even know you had shows up for a visit. NejiGaa. Slight future KankyGaa. NaruSasu. Rated M for a reason. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,430 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Gaara
Cat's and Dog's Don't Mix by Dyeh reviews
Shigure's been bored stupid, and when he's bored, he gets up to mischief. What happens when he tries to court our beloved Kyo? Shigure x Kyo. Shounen ai. Read and Review. [COMPLETE]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,176 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Shigure S., Kyo S. - Complete
know your nins! by ihavetoomanynicknames reviews
know your stars my way!Gaara...Kankurou...Kabuto...Naruto...Sakura...Sasuke...Rock Lee...Neji...Tenten...Shino...Hinata...Kiba...Ino...Chouji...Shikamaru...Temari...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sasuke has a Bizarre Moment by Dyeh reviews
Sasuke has a gay moment, or in other words, he tries to convince himself that he really isn’t gay. Yaoi and slight incest implications. Title changed correct one inside. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
How 2 no wen u have n unhelthy obsession with LotF by LotF reviews
A little thing making fun of those who are highly obsessed with certain things.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
The Assignment by xxhikari E reviews
AU. Naruto and the gang are in highschool. They have been assigned to a certain project that may change their way of living... Literally.[KibaSaku, NaruTema, ShinoIno, ShikaHina]ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,460 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Sakura H., Kiba I.
Aesthetic Pleasantry by Odyssion reviews
He never knew one little bruise in the wrong place could cause such havoc. KakaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Nobody Has to Stay by Karitani Noa reviews
Tohru's death casts a shadow over the Sohmas. Struggling to come to terms with this loss, Yuki and Kyo realise how alike they are. [KyoYuki, some ShigureHatori on the side. Don't like don't read!] Chapt. 11 up!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,173 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S.
Ensnared by kajamiku reviews
Itachi invites Kakashi for a walk in the woods...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto in Oz by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru What would happen if the world of Naruto and the world of Oz collided? Well, probably nothing like this, but i suggest reading it anyways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,472 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Butterfly in Reverse by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,313 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Kakashi H.
Kites by Fading wind reviews
Roy and Riza are flying kites. [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/25/2005
Vindicated by ShullieQ reviews
AUooc warning. Everyone is normal high school kids. Neji comes back from winter break and finds new kids have transfered. rated for language, abuse, possible rape, slight violence and drug use etc NejiGaa [complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,167 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Complete
Words by CrazyForKate reviews
Drabble. Billy/Amos.
Chicago! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
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Swivel chairs reviews
MelloNear 'I do this to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way' Dead Poets Society
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Affection reviews
Twoshot. Onesided OCIru, IruAnko, implied onesided SaiSaku. Affection to Michiko was Iruka. She had admired her teacher for quite a while... Wasn’t there a word for girls who flirted with older men? Lolita?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sai, Iruka U.
Too little, too late reviews
Onesided NaruIno [or would it be InoNaru?], some NaruHina. Oneshot. Songfic. It's just a little too late, a little too wrong, and I can't wait...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Viral reviews
ShikaIno. Fluff. Oneshot. Ino had a cold, and she felt terrible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Rockstar reviews
Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars. Inspired by Nickelback's Rockstar. NaruSaku, GaaHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen. AU, rated for drug usage and some qustionable scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Heart Behind These Hands reviews
GaaHina or GaaraHinata. Oneshot. Songfic. There's a heart behind his hands, there's a soul beneath his clothes, there's a story behind his empty eyes that no one wants to know.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Worth his time reviews
Based on Yuki and Kyo's fight in the first volume. YukiKyo, shonenai.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Lace reviews
Jack muses on lace, and how it's not quite what it seems. JackLiz oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Prized Posessions reviews
Roy has two favorites. Riza and Ed. RoyAi and RoyEd drabbles. Odd? Of course. Cute? Maybe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Roy M.
Cinema reviews
It's movie day at Wammy's House, and Mello is not interested. Near attempts to persuade him otherwise. NearMello hinted shonenai.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Season's Greetings reviews
Your fave characters and their crazy Christmas and Hannukah carols. So far, we have Neji, Gaara, Sasuke, Lee, Kakashi, Tenten, Shikamaru, the Akatsuki, and Sakura. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Weave reviews
Oneshot. Set in a high school. Those stupid assignments that keep you up all night... Ed couldn't help falling asleep on the bus to school the next morning. EdVy, aka EnvyEd. Pure fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
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