Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.Well, someone told me that I should update this...or add something more than just "I ARE LAZY!". So I will.
It all began a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...California, actually...
Trust me, California is like an entirely different galaxy. Different UNIVERSE. The place is is everything the rumors make it out to be, and more.
But I digress.
Anywho, considering that has very little to do with anything, I'll get onto the real deal.
Name: Andrew. That's all you need to know.
Current Age: Between 10 and 100. I refuse to elaborate.
Eye/Hair Color: Eyes are Hazel, hair is brown, with red highlights. If the light hits it just right, I have red hair.
Current Location: Iowa. Contrary to popular belief, we have more than corn and flat land.
Favorite Food/Drink: Lets just say I grew up watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Old School version. Pizza. Fuckin' PIZZA. And Dr. Pepper.
Favorite Song: Eagles - Hotel California, the live version, from their latest live tour...the one with the bongos and the Spanish style acoustic guitar...damn I love that song. A close second is Lynard Skynard - I know a little.
Favorite Movie: Hands down, Blazing Saddles. Anyone says differently, they die.
Favorite Manga/Anime: Naruto and Bleach. In that order. Although recently, with the way the manga's have been going, that could change. Also, Bleach has more gratuitous T&A.
Favorite Game: There is no game, past or present, that can top X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter. Halo? Quake? Unreal Tournament? Command and Conquer? Fuck them. X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter kicks ALL their asses, at the same time, with it's little freakin' pinky. If they ever come out with a sequel, or something comparable to it, then by god, I won't have time to write ever again, because I will spend every waking moment playing that game. My family, friends and coworkers will never see me again. I will waste away in front of my computer and die a happy man, playing the best game ever. Word.
Anywho, that's about all I can think of at the moment. That's all you stalkers will get to identify me. Bring it on.
Did I mention that I'm a gun hobbyist?
10/8/07: I don't like the forums on this site. They're too...arbitrary. As such, I want to direct all fans of my story, "The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto" to a thread on the NarutoFan forums underneath their fandom subheading.
That is where I post most often about the story, its status, and other things relating thereof. If you want to discuss the story, make your opinion on something known, or...anything really related to the story that doesn't belong in a PM or a review (and I do love reviews), then post it there.
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