LunaSkyhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter. Hey this is Luna. Or LunaSky. Call me either. Hey everyone, Luna here. So the only reason I still have an account here is to read fics, and thats pretty much it. I've left my old fics up here for fun and because I still am getting reviews on them, which is fun once in a while. Anyway, I love all my fans (who don't really exist) and thank you for being awesome. Write on! :) | |||||||
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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 198 - Words: 870,949 - Reviews: 13689 - Favs: 6,889 - Follows: 5,686 - Updated: 12/26/2024 - Published: 9/4/2005
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 6236 - Favs: 8,060 - Follows: 9,534 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
In the Red by Mei Queen reviews
Ginny Weasley. 25. Shopaholic in debt up to her eyeballs. Draco Malfoy. 26. Multibillionaire, and financial planner responsible for Ginny Weasley's file at Gringotts. Who will make it out alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,009 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Welcome to Hogwarts 1949 by Ohyeah100 reviews
Harry is accidently transported fifty years back in time through a fluke with the mauraders map. Here he runs into and befriends Tom Riddle, hoping to find his only weakness. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,569 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Was Born a Fool and I'll Die a Fool for You by WastelandRose reviews
"You're bloody ridiculous. You do know that, right?" "Yes. And thank you for using 'ridiculous' instead of 'insane.' It's a narrow distinction that not many people bother to get correct." Fred/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 254,793 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Fred W., OC
Something to Talk About by Mei Queen reviews
When Ginny Weasley is harassed by a stalker with a mean streak, she goes to the least likely person for help, Draco Malfoy. In exchange for his role as her bodyguard, he needs a little favour from her. Rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Whip Him Into Shape by Mei Queen reviews
Draco Malfoy needs a trainer to get him and his bridal party into shape in time for his wedding to Pansy Parkinson. When he reaches out to Shape Gyms, he gets more than he was expecting in the form of a certain redheaded Weasley. DracoGin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M.
LoveHate Relationship by dark-night-sky reviews
Next Gen. ScorpiusAlbus. None-canon characters. Albus makes his way through school with an innocent crush on a certain Malfoy. Of course, with James as your brother, Scorpius as your crush and such a clever best friend, things never really stay simple
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,580 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Distant Memories by Sellea reviews
Before Harry was born, four Marauders shared a special bond of friendship. Now, one is a traitor, one hero died for his family, one misunderstood man died protecting all he had, and one still lives, a monster reborn every full moon. This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 326,096 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Eyes of Ivy by WastelandRose reviews
A young runaway escaping an abusive home finds herself in the care of the Marauders. Follow her story as she learns about life, love, and dangers she never knew she was carrying in her own blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,893 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Bill W., OC
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
Balance of Luck by smurff reviews
On hiatus. What if Dumbledore had witnessed the change in secret keepers? Sirius raises Harry. MM, Not SiriHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,829 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Losing Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. Sequel to Founding Hogwarts. Rowena Ravenclaw battles with werewolves, sausages, romance, patriarchal repression and the sexual advances of an intoxicated Glaswegian hat, against a backdrop of revenge, deceit, lust and uncomfortable family visits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,292 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Balancing Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,171 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 4,056 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Beautiful Dark Star Falling From Nowhere by WastelandRose reviews
The only person who ever mattered to Leila Kione was stolen from her. With nothing left, all she wants now is to make sure those responsible pay. But what happens when the last target on her list turns out to be much more than he seemed? CharlieWeasleyOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,992 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Charlie W., OC
Wait! Haven't we heard this before? by admiral jaye reviews
Let's combine every post Hogwarts 'dramione' cliche & see if people will still read it. Now I bet you're thinking: Why would I want to read a serious story where the author purposely uses a bunch of DMHG cliches? The answer is: got anything better to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
To Walk a Narrow Path by Dragongirl16 reviews
The sequel to Faith. Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good. HD slash, post book 4 AU HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,755 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something's Gotta Give by Mei Queen reviews
After a terrible divorce with her longtime love, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley suffers from extreme loneliness. That is until one day when her two best friends, Hermione and Luna, decide to make her a profile in an online dating service. DracoGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,655 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts a High School by Wihstrum reviews
When Harry faces a change of environments, he is unaware that this change will stretch beyond a new school, a new home and a new routine. Between new friends and new rivals, Harry doesn't quite see what is about to hit him. AU HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 216,931 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Extremely Unrealistic Coincidences by ladyclaire4161 reviews
What happens when you put an angry Lily Evans next to James Potter on a ten hour flight to California? A series of extremely unrealistic coincidences find Lily and James stuck together during the summer before their seventh year. Will changes occur?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,788 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 10,332 - Follows: 3,009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Swept Away: The Life and Times of a Girl Pirate by Miss Myrtle360 reviews
When Lily Evans finds out she's engaged to Snape, she disguises herself as a boy and joins a ship's crew, only to be attacked and captured by the cunning and devilishly handsome James Potter. Will Lily be able to keep her secret safe in a sea of men?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,119 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 4,730 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete. Edited version over on AO3 as of 2021.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lacuna by RadeliaPotter reviews
Held firmly together by one he thought was gone forever, Harry struggles to find his place. However, when Harry finds that those closest to him are hiding something, he begins a search for his own answers and unwittingly throws himself into a criminal inv
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 158,369 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Note To Self by Suzaku's Rose reviews
A Malfoy never turns down a challenge but when Blaise proposes something obseen, something impossible...can Draco do it? HarryXDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,960 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Sex Change of Hogwarts by Caspre reviews
Thanks to Malfoy, Harry's been cursed into a girl! His revenge..seducing him--but there are other things to consider..like Malfoy's sex-appeal that he just cannot ignore..and of course the guys' reaction in his dorm when he wants to get changed! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,988 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren reviews
COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,232 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Potter Induced Madness by FallenMystery reviews
Lily hates James because he drives her crazy. Crazy enough that she finds herself spending a lot of time talking to the little voice and making midnight trips to the kitchens for brownies. LJ hate love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Diary of a Witch, Volume V by fantasylover12001 reviews
Part of a series. The threat of Voldemort continues and Jubilee finds herself drawn into the conflict despite her protests. Meanwhile she's dealing with growing up. Full summary inside. Part cannonpart AU. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,957 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Potion Named Desire by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH spoilers, ignores epilogue, HPDM preslash. When Ron dies, Hermione falls into a deep depression. Desperate to relieve her symptoms, Harry reluctantly approaches independent apothecary Draco Malfoy for help. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,152 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Winter Pursuit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Crime and Punishment by youngwriter56 reviews
.'So take that, Mr. Draco Lucius Malfoy, and shove it up your tight arrogant arse because really, I hope you have a dreadful life,' Ginny's a fiery, short tempered columnist for the Daily Prophet but it goes too far when she publicly reveals her hate for
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,610 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 7,477 - Follows: 3,486 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 349 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Secret Underground Vampire Bureaucracy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. In this story are an obsessed Potter, bonds, hormones, conspiracy theories, far too much self help and, of course, a secret underground vampire bureaucracy. None of which is as important as the fact that this is not Draco's fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Run by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS. Hints of HPDM. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Give You a Wondrous Mirror by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry is too busy ten years after the war to help out just one family, but that's exactly what he has to do. And as he hunts their enemy, magic no one understands is hunting him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 196,442 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Fortunate Fall by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Draco's convinced he suffered an irreplaceable loss at the end of the war. Harry's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,724 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Case of the Marauders' Sexualities by FallenMystery reviews
Everyone wonders... are the infamous Marauders GAY? Well that's what the Court is here to find out. The defendants: Prongs, Moony, and Padfoot. The evidence: screaming fangirls, slash posters, and Sirius' Big Book of Shagging. This Court will now commence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
What If Snape Died by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if James Potter had been unable to save Snape's life? This story follows what Harry's life could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,661 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - [James P., Alice L.] Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 6,430 - Follows: 1,827 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The tale of two caffeine addicts by youngwriter56 reviews
Serendipity was a quaint store, barely noticeable, but once noticed was unforgettable. What happens when a coffee expert like Draco Malfoy notices this coffee shop? Will he also notice the Ginny Weasley, the coffee genius owner of Serendipity? fluffy. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,657 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Keep It Simple, Stupid by Lomonaaeren reviews
NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore Answers Harry by witowsmp reviews
What if Dumbledore had answered Harry when Harry asked why Voldemort tried to kill him? This story explores what might have happenned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,055 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Lives of Quiet Desperation by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, DH SPOILERS. Draco’s only acting out a desire common to all people. Wouldn’t you want revenge on your worst enemy if you could take it? Besides, Potter is so pathetic he deserves it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two out of Three Ain't Bad by Pancakes reviews
Summary: Do you like pancakes? Do you like shot glasses? Well, then have we got a story for you! Warning: May not actually include pancakes or shot glasses.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Loft by pcp reviews
Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,059 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts in Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Five of the Escort series! Draco and Harry return to London and try to resume their lives. Too bad they have a large assortment of enemies. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,441 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sympathy and Admiration by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, DH SPOILERS, partially complies with epilogue. Teaching wandless magic to Malfoy's son was strange enough. Harry didn't expect to find out that Malfoy had changed as well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Determined Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,603 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Work After Wartime by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. After the defeat of Voldemort, there’s still work for Harry to do: for example, helping Draco Malfoy overcome his water phobia. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 127 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Office Pranks and a Poltergeist by Backroads reviews
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for George and Percy to run a shop together after all. DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Percy W., George W.
Wives of Werewolves Club by Backroads reviews
Fleur and Tonks. Two girls of utterly different tastes and personalities. In fact, the only thing they have in common is the nature of their husbands! Can't girls bond over that sort of thing? Now AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Fleur D., N. Tonks
The Sundew by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, light HPDM slash. Draco would have gone crazy that year, if it weren't for the house elf, the post owl, and the sundew. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 232 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
All's Fair in Love, War, and Pranks by TheLovelyNatalieRose reviews
Fred and George had always been the Kings of Pranks, but will their crowns be taken away when 2 girls challenge them to the ultimate prank war? But what happens when, you guessed it, love comes into the picture? FredOC GeorgeOC If you hate OCs, don't read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,309 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - George W.
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 9,745 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Loved By All by Lilith1631 reviews
Draco wants to do the London Marathon... Crack!fic, humour, NOT technicalsporty stuff, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,971 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Le Obscure Prompt War by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Written for lilith1631's Obscure Prompt War. Chapters shall continue to be added until Lilith admits that I am the winner. The champion. The commander of the universe. The chapters will have no relation to each other whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 7,034 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Committing SUEicide: Like OMG, It's Teh Marauders! by Avada Cruimperio reviews
Oneshot sequel to Committing SUEicide. What do you get when you mix OOCs, Mary Sues, extremely overused plotlines and the Marauders? You don't want to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Once Upon a Hogwarts by Lily in a Pond reviews
The Prince never returned Cinderella's shoe, the evil stepsister is more dangerous than you think, and the real Cinderella still hasn't revealed herself. It'll take more than magic to fix this fairy tale before the clock strikes midnight. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,251 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3979 - Favs: 5,992 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Epilogue by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Haunted by Salemsoriginal99 reviews
Ron and Hermione are engaged and ready to get married. But all plans come to a halt when Hermione gets attacked and has to go to St. Mungos. The problem is nothing attacked her...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,164 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 4,534 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Where We Start by FanFictionFantom reviews
Ron's in Hufflepuff, Hermione's in Ravenclaw, and our fabby hero Harry Potter...? An AU by yours truly that takes a look at the meanings of friendship, choice, and lilac bloomers. [Only kidding about the last, though. Sort of.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 47,844 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
A Taste of Sunshine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Harry and the Magic Factory by DisobedienceWriter reviews
ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,103 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
My Eternal Love by WingsOfADream reviews
Is there really such a thing as soulmates? Or does Fate simply provide us an oppotunity of a perfect match? After several past lives of loving each other, Draco and Harry come together again. Preslash within :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When You Lose Your Way by SevenGee reviews
“Granger, what's wrong?” I asked in worry. “What's in your hand?” And something struck me. “Have you been vomiting again?” She said nothing. She did nothing except hold up her shaking palm, her fingers wrapped tightly around a very blue pregnancy test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,492 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 658 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Champion by Avada Cruimperio reviews
Perhaps it wasn't the insane genes or the childhood in an orphanage that turned Tom Riddle to evil... Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Family Means More Than Blood by WingsOfADream reviews
A prophecy made in 1975 drastically changes the life of the boy who should have been known as Harry Potter. DMHP main couple, onesided LVHP also includes adoptivefather!Snape :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 422,104 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 732 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Winners Never Cheat Unless They're Slytherin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Malfoy will do just about anything to win a contest and sometimes Harry talks too much. Mild slash... I wrote this as a birthday present and forgot to post it! Better late than never, eh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A mere snowball fight by taliapony reviews
With one inecent snowball thrown starts the fun. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I am Up to no Good by FallenMystery reviews
Lily didn't always hate James. Peter wasn't always our friend. But we? We are Marauders 'til the end. That rule is way up on the Marauder Code with 'we will not refer to Remus' problem as 'that time of the month' This is our story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,618 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 11/2/2005
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sexual Education by Owl and Crow reviews
Sirius thought the reason that Lily hadn't shagged James was because she didn't understand the ins and outs of procreation. This Lily dearest is a penis. It is used to have sex with and to pee. Lily and James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hogwarts Chatroom! by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Ginny is innocently chatting to Harry... or so she thinks. It seems that the anonymity of a pen-name has given certain pupils a lust for troublemaking... Sequels Madam Puddifoot's Chatroom and Chatroom Chaos are on my page. Please Rate and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Attraction by Lunadeath reviews
Harry's sexuality has finally come out, but not the way Harry wanted. He gets flirted with by all types, but just who is Harry's type? Different pairings at first, but will be HD soon. Yes, it's Slash. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,975 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Living In America by maison de neener reviews
Rent crossover. Maureen Johnson is just a normal teenaged girl, until a strange bearded man brings a tiny infant to her parents' home, saying that the boy is their cousin and his parents are dead. His name is Harry Potter. AU, rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Harry P.
Nervous, Too by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Nervous, Yet? This story sort of developed a plot... how did that happen? Draco decides he isn't quite ready to let his new toy be tortured and killed... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The fan fic that ruined everything 2 by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
The HP gang thought they had it bad when they read typical romance fics. Now they find Mary Sues, cliched plot lines, OOCnes and more. Join them as they're driven insane by you writters!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Draco and Harry: Escorts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three in the Escort Service Trilogy. Part One was cute, Part Two was slashy steaming hot, and Part Three should be a nice combination of the two. Friends can be such a problem. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,146 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Back to the Past: Harry's Wish Part II by opungo reviews
Thanks to Ron's big mouth, Harry, Ron, and Hermione go through time to the future where they meet their kids and Ron and Harry find out what they're like in the future...they don't like what they hear...DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Handcuffs by FallenMystery reviews
Not as entirely kinky as it sounds, I promise! Another bit of Lily and James drabble, though it kind of has a plot! If you liked 'I am Up to No Good', you'll love this! FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,942 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Week Of Mistaken Identity by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
The Marauders take on a new style for a week. Who's the emo? Who goes insane on sugar? Who's the hippie? The school has no idea what's going on!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution by sadisticblondlettes reviews
IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER! 6th year AU, preHBP. Lord Voldie's newest plan transforms our Boy Wonder into...Girl Wonder! Hilarity ensues as Harry discovers the world of gossip, bra shopping, and crushes. Slash HD SD RH Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Brokenhearted Lion by TiredRaven reviews
How do you heal after losing someone close to you? It's never easy, but despite Wyn Adworth's success in her personal and school life, the hole her brother left will not heal. And as time goes on, the hole seems to get bigger, not smaller. DEAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,223 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Cedric D., OC
Draco and Harrys' Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Two: The sequel to Draco's Escort Service where Draco is forced to save Harry's life with a kiss. Ever so slashy, slash, slashed... They find that being together is not as easy as they expected. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Closet Vortex by PrincessKiri14 reviews
Rebecca Hill is any normal, obsessed Harry Potter fan. Until one day, she discovers that his world is inside her closet. What will happen when you mix a crazed fan with the fictonal world that just happenes to be real? Rating may change
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,832 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P.
Shampoo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Snape gets a mysterious Christmas gift with unexpected consequences... OOC warnings: Snape as sex god, Hermione as kissing critic, McGonagall as rock band roadie... Was I insane when I wrote this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Butterscotch and Chocolate by I Heart Edward Cullen reviews
A series of drabbles, updated whenever. EdwardxBella. A quick laugh, a thought to chew on, and Edward angst. UPDATE: The horror of the DMV, Jacob angst, and now with tasty beta flavor, courtesy of Lomesir! Thanks for nearly 200 reviews! Much love for all!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Many Lives or Deaths of Harry Potter by X'andirth reviews
All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Bane by ExtremeDancer reviews
Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy have always been enemies. What will happen when they end up in a place where no one knows of their family rivalry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,158 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Stuck in a Closet-How Cliche by nightsummer reviews
Harry and Draco are stuck in a closet!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Redemption by Searching for Inspiration reviews
How would things be different if Draco had accepted Dumbledore's mercy at the end of book six? Follow the canon characters as they are forced into company with Draco and struggle to survive in a warring wizarding world. And yes, there will be romance. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,219 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Defied Three Times by Meteoricshipyards reviews
What if Dumbledore was wrong about the people the prophecy applied to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hannah A., Voldemort - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Back to the Past: Harry's Wish by opungo reviews
In Harry's fifth year, he accidentially sends himself back in time and meets his teenaged parents. The problem is, Lily starts to like a Potter...and it isn't James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,481 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Bachelor: Hogwarts Style by same.blue.sky reviews
Do you know how many women Sirius Black has been paired up with in the fan fiction world? A LOT. What happens when he has to go on a reality show and choose one he wants to marry? Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,049 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sirius B., OC
The Diary of a Siriusly Demented Girl by moneymakestheworldgoround reviews
Kit White's life was completely boring until someone stumbled across her while she was dressed in only underwear that wasn't even hers. From there, her life is suddenly turned upside down. SiriusOC [on hiatus too ...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Sirius B., OC
It Can't Be Love by redfox13 reviews
Draco Malfoy, Veela. Harry Potter, Veela’s mate. Draco doesn’t seem to think so, but why pass up an opportunity to have the BoyWhoLived bowing to your every want and need? DMHP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,062 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Levels of Beauty by PruePotter reviews
...I like being an individual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,304 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Persuasion by Avada Cruimperio reviews
How can you kill someone if you don't remember doing it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,016 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Final Battle by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry leaves Hogwarts after his sixth year and into a darker world after losing Dumbledore. Now Harry must make new allies and learn new skills if he is to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,828 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The fan fic that ruined everything by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Harry is up one night googleing his name when he comes accros a fan fic web site. This is what the HP cast feels about you freaky fan fics writers! PLEASE REVEIW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 691 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Mary Sue and The Marauders by same.blue.sky reviews
When authors come to hate thir own creations: A Mary Sue Parody Fic! Sensitive!Sirius, Nonexistent!Peter, Lovestruck!Remus and more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Ron's Afro by TheLovelyNatalieRose reviews
Ron had never been happy with his hair. It never really 'described' him. He thought that he needed a hair style that described his personality and who he was. And finally one day, he discovered the afro. Join Ron as he struggles for acceptance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Ron W.
RENT in Fifteen Minutes by alwaysflying reviews
RENT. In fifteen minutes. 'Nuff said.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Mr Weasley and the Retractable Sharpie by muffin Lady 0o reviews
So we all know of Mr. Weasley's facination with muggle artifacts, right? And we all know how fun Sharpies can be, don't we? ... I don't think that we should leave the two together in one room. Especially after this...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Arthur W. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You'd never expect by muffin Lady 0o reviews
So the HP crew is filming a movie. Malfoy is gay, Hermione is dumb, and Snape has blue hair! But is this really the way they act, or is there something going on underneath all this OOCness? Maybe reading will tell you the answer...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
Obliviate by Laora reviews
It's the final battle, and Harry and Voldemort are duking it out to the death. Then, Harry casts the last spell anyone expects to hear on a battlefield...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12201 - Favs: 26,960 - Follows: 10,297 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
Unstable by FallenMystery reviews
They start out as first years... then they hate each other... then they're married and Lily's pregnant and emotionally unstable! Yet again another fluffy oneshot! Well, until Voldemort shows up, anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Series of Problems by Katria Bloom reviews
This is a series of conversation HD Slash pieces I have been working. They are individual stories each chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 20,906 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 7,441 - Follows: 3,090 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 482 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Technicolor Dream Phoenix by Percydude reviews
Harry Potter is a boy...a normal boy...a happy boy...a loving boy...a pansy boy...a man boy...a cactus...but what happens when this cactus of a boy grows up, and some other stuff. Ok, none of that had anything to do with my story...it's mostly about juice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,376 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 8/2/2003
Committing SUEicide by Avada Cruimperio reviews
Oneshot. What do you get when you mix OOCs, Mary Sues, and extremely overused plotlines? You don't want to know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Roommates by youngwriter56 reviews
PG13mild R for language. When Hermione puts an ad in the newspaper for a roommate, she comes across none other than Draco Malfoy. HermioneDraco completed. sighh
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,147 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Siri by Accio Flaming Stake reviews
Harry and Hermione try to bring Sirius back, but the process is messed up, and now they're back in the time of the infamous Marauders. What happens when feelings spring up inside two boys for Hermione that weren't meant to happen? SBHGRL. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,304 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 6046 - Favs: 7,805 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where's The Lotion? by redfox13 reviews
Something’s wrong with Harry. Seamus and Ron decide to find out what by spying. Now all they have to figure out is why Draco Malfoy is snogging The Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marauders' Notations by FallenMystery reviews
Just your average day with the Marauders. You know, evil mutant bunnies, Sirius eating bezoars, the whole deal. Rated for language. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Closer than Brothers by Spouse of Orestes reviews
The night Harry defeats Voldemort is a true test of his friendship with Ron. A post Hogwarts tale of life and death after the Final Battle. I began writing this before HBP, so it does not follow canon based on Book 6 and there won't be any spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 135,059 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Coliseum of Secrets by FanFictionFantom reviews
Why do I do this to myself? The sequel to the Sorcerer's Stoned but you don't really have to read that first. Enjoy, mwahahahahaha. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,392 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Utterly Embarrassed by redfox13 reviews
Contest 5 at The Silver Snitch. While in a secret relationship, Harry tells Draco that he can't stay a certain night because he has to work late, but he's really having dinner with the Weasleys. Harry, supposedly at work, gets sent a naughty Howler.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book Three by Silvver Phoenix reviews
The final installment of The Sorceress Diaries. With house-elf liberation, restoring Harry's public image, Ron's strange behaviour, and O.W.L.'s all on her mind, Hermione may be heading for a nervous breakdown, with only her dia - journal - as witness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 4,029 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter: the Sorcerer's Stoned by FanFictionFantom reviews
Mwahahaha...a twisted version of Harry Potter featuring Harry as a schizo, Ron as a crossdresser, and an accident-prone Hermione. Enjoy, hehehe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Song by Captain Sparkle reviews
Harry Potter plus Bad Music equals Harry Potter the musical? One thing is for sure: the audience is in for a rough night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Harry P.
Herpunzel by Captain Sparkle reviews
The slightly twisted (okay, really stupid) tale of how the evil Snapey locked the bushy-haired Herpunzel away in a tower, and how Prince Ronniekins rescued her. Er, sortof, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Do These Memory Charms Ever Cause Brain Damage? by Backroads reviews
Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Percy W., Arthur W. - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Strange Encounters of the Founder Kind by Iris Chmal reviews
Salazar travels 1000 years to the future – eager to know whether he’s famous! Tom gets the shock of his life... Godric appears soon after and together they wreak havoc in modern times!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Tom R. Jr., Salazar S.
Eye on the Prize by KtShhh reviews
When Sauron switches bodies with Frodo, it’s an all out race against time (with the Fellowship on his heels) to get the Ring back to Mordor! NEW: Act 16: Leaving Amber-lei and the Crossing to Gondor: In which stuff happens. Oh, so much stuff! Please RnR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,107 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Frodo B., Sauron
The Persistence of Memory by neutral reviews
The Boy Who Lived disappeared during the TriWizard Tournament, and Voldemort is discovered dead. A year later, a boy named James with no memory of his past is living in a muggle orphanage. [currently undergoing revision. chapter 11 uploaded]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,408 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS: BOOK THREE! by Sarah Noble reviews
Black shnoogles Lupin and Draco gets a part-time job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Draco M., Sirius B.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Emeralds by Dragongirl16 reviews
AU fic!! What if Lily Evans wasn't really an Evans? What if she was really the granddaughter of Slytherin himself? How would Harry's life change then?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Let the Darkness Take You by RadeliaPotter reviews
**COMPLETE!!!!** Harry goes back for his 6th yr. at Hogwarts to find that darkness is sweeping over them. He soon finds that the only people he can trust is none other than Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy. Better summary inside. Eventual slash! H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,295 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/26/2002
Serpent's Bride by reiko reviews
In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,491 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
You don't really know a person...until you read their VERY SECRET DIARY...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2002
The Sunny Funny Day by Sarah Noble reviews
What a Sunny Funny Day Severus is having! Features stupi things, inside joke sand stupid jokes involving inside things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Severus S.
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/24/2002
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1,000 Ways to Annoy Our Favorite Potions Master! reviews
To those who guessed Slughorn, I'm gonna Avada you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
I Dreamed a Story! reviews
This used to be the second chapter of I Dreamed a Dream, but no one read it, so I've moved it here! Enjoy! One Shot, The story version of my weird dream. See I Dreamed a Dream
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
How I got a Boyfriend Before Lunch in Detention reviews
The thoughts of Ginny Weasley. What happens when you put Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy in the same detention room for two hours. What happens when he starts staring at her? CHAOS! Rated M for lang. GINNY HAS A POTTY MOUTH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
I Dreamed a Dream reviews
THIS IS AN ACTUAL DREAM I HAD! If my subconscious dishes out anything more or new, I add or make new. Please R&R!Newly Updated: I DREAMED A STORY! You asked for it....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - OC - Complete
Lilly and the Slug reviews
Your mother was my best student... Professor Slughorn, Book 6Best at what? What was Lilly best at? Find out inside. Oneshot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Lily Evans P., Horace S. - Complete