Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Warriors.
I'm Kiwi, so yeah...
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I WISH I WERE A CAT NEKO, so I MUST be a crazy psycho anime girl
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I LOVE TO WRITE FANFICTION, so I MUST think I live in a fantasy world
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST think gays and abortion are devil's work
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST have no boyfriend and talk to my cat like a scitzo
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I HAVE NO RELIGION, so I MUST not have any values
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST think Christians are obsessed with their religion
I get MAD easily so I MUST have anger issues
I really need to get a life
YOUR GUY SIDE:
~You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
List ten of your favorite characters from books, in no particular order.
10. Old Lace
1. Have you ever read a Alex/Chase fic? Do you want to?
... umm no... just no
2. Do you think Molly is hot? How hot?
Maybe when she's older... lol
3. What would happen if Molly got Xavin pregnant?
I don't even want to KNOW how that would EVER be possible
4. Can you recall any fics about Klara?
no not really, people don't really like her
5. Would Karolina and Alex make a good couple?
Karolina only has eyes for Nico
6. Chase/Klara or Klara/Old Lace? Why?
7. What would happen if Victor walked in on Karolina and Xavin making out?
He would walk right back out again
8. Make up a summary for a Gert/Old Lace fic.
Gert dies and Old Lace doesn't know what to do.
9. Is there any such thing as Nico/Xavin fluff?
Nico is way to jealous for anything fluffy (maybe a sharp object in the heart though... kidding... sort of...)
10. Suggest a title for a Victor/Molly hurt/comfort fic.
GAH! love those two... ummm... Broken Motherboards (that sucks)
11. Does anyone read Gert het?
12. Does anyone write Old Lace?
13. Would anyone write Karolina/Molly/Chase?
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Xavin, what song would you choose?
I Kissed a Girl (kidding...sort of...)
15. If you wrote a Nico/Alex/Karolina fic, what would the warning be?
M 'cause Nico's in it (kidding...sort of...)
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Chase?
I LONG time ago...
17. "(Nico) and (Victor) are in a happy relationship until (Klara) runs off with (Molly). (Nico), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Chase) and a brief unhappy affair with (Alex), then follows the wise advice of (Gert) and finds true love with (Karolina).
Nico and Victor where in a happy relationship until Victor ran off with what's her face, but this is after Nico kisses Chase, and her unhappy relationship with Alex, but after getting advice from the dead Gert, she will be with Karolina... The said part is half of #17 happened in the comics...
What title would you give this fic?
18. How would you feel if Victor/Xavin was canon?
I think Xavin dislikes Victor...
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