Taintie
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Joined 09-28-06, id: 1140722, Profile Updated: 05-26-08
Author has written 8 stories for Cats.

Hey, I'm Taintie. I'm the awesometastic icky writer who tries to sound cool. :D Well sort of. But yeah. If you're interested in videos made using clips of Cats, click on my homepage. I warn you, you really need a sense of humor for most of it...

I write because I enjoy it. However, I don't think I'm any good at it. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to get anything of mine published, though. -shrug- I don't really mind. I've tried to write my own original stories, and somehow they always seem to get holes in the plot. Then I get bored, and can't continue. I like entertaining people, and I like writing to be a hobby that does just that. So there you go.

I feed off positive comments, and that's the main reaosn I write. I do do it because I enjoy it myself, but as an entertainer at heart, I love to know I'm being amusing for another human being.

All onshots will remain oneshots. They are that way for a reason. The only exception to this is 'Sibling Rivalry' which may end up beign a collection of 'Little Jellicle' oneshots.

A Chilling Resemblance: I'm aware it has four typos in it. Maybe more. I'm too lazy to fx them. It's what happens when you're working in wordpad instead of microsoft word. I'm almost considering doing a long version of this story because I like the concept; but I think it holds better as a choppy oneshot. It helps with the emotion.

Dear Sister: I Love You: I am slowly writing on it, but yes it is being written on. No I won't tell you what's going to happen. You're input on what you think should happen will be read but ignored. ;) I know more or less where this story is going, and it's an unstoppable train.

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The Kitten Without a Smile by Sleeping Tiger reviews
[oneshot] As Tugger looks to the stars, one cat recalls the sad circumstances that brought him to that point and time, and how the lives of the Jellicles were turned upside down by just one precious kitten.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
When Innocence Had A Face by Bomba-Fae reviews
Read note at end of page. Jemima fic. What would happen if Jemima left the tribe like Grizabella? The cat that had understood the glamour cat more then anyone, is sick of her life. Not good at summary for this.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006
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Twisted Jellicle Tales or Tails? reviews
A growing collection of twisted Cats short stories. Newest story: 'The Secret Collar', Mungo/Pounce
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008
A Chilling Resemblance reviews
Demeter realizes Munkustrap and Macavity are more alike than anyone could have guessed, and proves she's very different from both.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Dear Sister: I Love You reviews
Mungojerrie has loved his twin sister, Teazer, for as long as he can remember. Then he cooks up a scheme to make her love him without her realizing it.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,522 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007
You Owe Me Nothing In Return reviews
Bombalurina is fed up with Tugger and his cheating ways, but worries she loves him. Her worries are proven in vain when love comes to her unexpectededly... FemSlash, language
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,614 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Sibling Rivalry reviews
Three very young brothers, Tugger, Munkustrap, and Macavity, get into a nasty albiet adorable little fight. A little bit of the later Macavity shines through, but no one pays it much mind.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
HEADON! reviews
Pouncival gets annoyed with the Headon commercial, and we all know I love irony. Spawned by a conversation about how much everyone hates that commercial.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Keep Your Glitter to Yourself! reviews
Short, iddy biddy little oneshot. TuggerMisto slash suggestiveness. Written for my best friend, who will get the inside joke this is from.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
My Little Sister reviews
Bombalurina worries about Demeter's abusive relationship with Macavity. Song is Little Sister by Jewel. A oneshot.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete