TheNoblePorpoise
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Joined 09-28-06, id: 1141003, Profile Updated: 05-09-08
Author has written 2 stories for Batman the Animated Series, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

You can call me Al.

Or Number One.

Or The Noble Steed.

Or The Bread Pope.

And I have got way too many names here, now don't I?

I've decided to be a little more personable. I guess.

I'm female. I'm southern. I'm 21. Sometimes I go to class and sometimes I don't. Sometimes I set things on fire and sometimes I don't. I am getting better with the microwave though. I play too many video games, I read too much, and I zone out too much. And I have many unhealthy obsessions.

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A Road Less Traveled by Wake reviews
"There I was, my back against a tree, cornered by a beautiful, bow-wielding man who dressed as though he had fallen out of an Errol Flynn film—granted, Flynn had nothing on him, in my opinion, anyway—while being verbally harassed by some old geezer." Herein lies the tale of Kelly Day, an unwitting university student who finds herself playing punchline to one very sick cosmic joke.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 6/19/2006 - OC
Tolerable by forthright reviews
Miroku's sense of humor makes an excellent foil for Sesshoumaru's sense of dignity. Can the monk find his way into the taiyoukai's good graces? Even the most unlikely of friendships has to begin somewhere! [a collection of connected oneshots] not yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,966 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Sesshomaru, Miroku
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Darkest Introspect by neo savvy reviews
The gradual deterioration of an Arkham Asylum patient under the throes of the notorious Dr. Crane. In here, only the mind can grant you power.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,903 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 12/6/2006
Diary of a Siriusly Skewed Individual by First of the Geeks reviews
I'm just your average 16 year old student. Who may or may not cost my house victories and conduct conversations about my nether bits in public. And I am NOT obsessed with a certain Mr. Black. Honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,230 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/25/2005 - OC, Sirius B.
My Experiment by ShadowsWeaver1 reviews
Pheromones: any chemical that has an effect on physiology or behavior. My name is Kagome Higurashi, and this is my experiment.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 118,534 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Fruit Loops by Michmak reviews
SSHG Innocent fruit loops are drowned as Snape attempts to teach his son to…well, read it and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Please Stop Touching Me reviews
Valentine's Day is here. Love is in the air. So is the fear toxin. I swear I'm not dead, just lazy!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Jonathan C.
The Morrigan reviews
Susan Newman is not having the best of days. Not that you could when you accidentally create a toxin better that the Master of Fear's own recipe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007
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