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Joined 09-29-06, id: 1141167, Profile Updated: 06-29-08

Ha! I've finally come around in doing my bio. I can be so lazy sometimes.

Anyways, I'm fR3aK (not my real name). I'm not really much of a writer, infact I deteste writing, and yet I've written a story that anybody with internet access can read. I feel so hyprocritical. My story isn't that great anyway, I just went back and read it and I can't beleive I posted it. So i've finally taken it down, in hopes of making a new one. Still in working progress though...

Anyways, i think you people have lives and don't really want to waste your time by reading my bio, so i'll make your life easier by not writing anything. (sigh, so lazy) But if you do want to contact me, or want a beta reader or whatever, just email me--it's located here somewhere on this page.

ciao

What the picture says: Learn Chinese the quick and easy way...Tilt your head to the right

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! If you feel the same copy and paste

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Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Temptation by Romantic Fool reviews
Complete! A fluffy DracoHermione. Ron needs money; Hermione decides to fundraise during their seventh year. At first the jobs were menial, but then a girl hires them to help her get Draco Malfoy. But what happens when he falls for the matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,985 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
A Love Through Time by Kalia Clyde reviews
Hermione's diary is switched & Tom Riddle appears. Trouble ensues as they duel & damage the diary, opening a glitch in time, putting them 200 years in the past in 1797. How will they cope when they are suspected to be missing people from 1797?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,366 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Addomesticando il succhia sangue by Flourescent Grey reviews
The story of Alice meeting Jasper in the 1950's. The title of my fanfic means Taming the bloodsucker... the question is, who's doing the taming? written PreEclipse so don't shoot me
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,812 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
The Unseemly Proposal by scarlet-sparx reviews
Voldemort's dead and with him dies Lucius Malfoy's prestige. Now, Lucius will do ANYTHING to regain his status, even if it means trying to get his only son to marry Hermione Granger... For full length summary, see Ch.1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,459 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
If the Cookie Jar is Empty by Scision reviews
Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3939 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Everlasting Scars by twilightfanatic reviews
What if Alice never told anybody about her vision? She never came back to help Charlie. Edward never went to the Volturi. But he did come back, just not soon enough. JxBxE NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,974 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6142 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Yours For The Snogging by Skittlehog reviews
Beyond the redhair, smart remarks, and plots to kill every guy Angelina looks at, is a Weasley screaming that he's hers for the taking. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 4,155 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete