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Author has written 15 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, and Ironman.

Hello, world! I'm Disaster and welcome to the wonderful world that is my profile! I've been writing ever since I knew how to! I have dreams of becoming an author and creating my TV show, but right now I'm working as a freelance journalist for a local paper. It's pretty cool and I love it! I've met some really amazing people. Fanfiction has been a great way for me to express myself and strangely has helped me become a better writer.

Some Random Facts About Me:

I tend to make references to movies/tv shows, savvy? (Oh! See? That's one) Nobody ever gets them half the time, which is sort of embarassing. They just nod their heads and go along with it. It actually comes in handy if there's a triva contest or something!

I see the silver lining in every situation. Humor gets me through my problems. I mean, laughter is the best medicine!

If I could have any three people (living or dead) over for dinner, it would be Glenn Beck, Winston Churchill, and J.R. Tolkien! That would make for one crazy dinner party!

DO NOT bring up the words "Captain America" in my presence, unless you can stand an endless ran about the COOLEST superhero ever! Actually Iron Man is the coolest superhero ever. Captain America would probably be a close second.

In reference to the sentence above, I LOVE Marvel superheroes.

I have two jobs (excluding freelancing). I work at an ice cream place and a Mexican restaurant, even though I got kicked out of Spanish class. Ironic, isn't it?

I'm a Christian and I believe in God. However, I won't shove my beliefs down your throat. I just like for people to know that this is who I am and it will never change.

I look like a model, but I love eating! Don't let my skinny self fool you!

If you ever want to chat, PM me! I swear I don't bite unlike sparkling vampires!


Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Iron Man, French Kiss, Unbreakable, Lost In Austin, Pride and Prejudice, Sherlock Holmes, Enchanted, Transformers, Spiderman 1-3, Hitch, Aladdin, King Arthur, Little Miss Sunshine, (500) Days of Summer, The Young Victoria, Toy Story, and anything else by Pixar!

Favorite Shows: The Office, Fringe, LOST, Spongebob, Psych, Leverage (which is a fantastic show!)

Favorite Bands: The Classic Crime, House of Heroes, Manchester Orchestra, Paramore, Arctic Monkeys, Queen, The Kooks, The Hush Sound, The Kinks, and anything British alternative. I love foreign music so much better than American music. All we have is rap!

Favorite Quotes (From Movies/TV/Books/Life In General):

"My name is Wilting Flower. I died without knowing love. Will you be my friend?" - Shawn Spencer (Psych)

"It's gone. It's done." - Frodo (Lord of the Rings)

"The world is still the same. There's just less in it." - Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes." -Sherlock Holmes ( The Hound of Baskervilles)

"It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!" -Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes

"What about cash? With cash you can buy whatever you want, including a gift-basket, so... it's kind of the best gift ever.
"What about a gift-basket full of cash?"
Yes! Cash-basket! Nice work, Tuna." - Dwight, Jim, and Andy (The Office)

"Did either of you see a guy run through here... in a bathrobe... with a coconut?"
"No...I saw a polar bear on roller blades with a mango" - Hurley and Charlie (LOST)

"Who is he?!"

"I don't know, he won't tell us."

"It's Charlie! Tell him I say 'hi.'" - Charlie replying to Ben and Bonnie (LOST)

Man: Is everything OK up there?
Shawn: It's fine... Uh, Banana.
Contestant 118: Can you repeat that?
Shawn: Yes... Banana.
Gus: Banana, Shawn? It's the third round!
Shawn: You could have helped me!
Gus:This is a debt, Shawn. We're walking. Let's go.
Contestant 118: Definition, please.
Shawn: What...? (into microphone) A yellow fruit. Also, a kind of pudding. A delicious pudding. -Shawn Spencer as the Spell Master (Psych)


STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU! YES, YOU! If you're looking for a fabulous story, read Sand in My Shoesby Hidden Darkness...my good friend and fellow Pirates fangirl. It's right there in my Favorites and the story is not getting the wonderful reviews it deserves!

My latest story, Case of Mistake Identity, is being edited by the wonderful Obiwanlivesforever! Chapter Nine: What the Goddess Had To Tell, is up with the long awaited Chapter Ten from Thomas' POV sailing into your inboxes soon. What does Thomas really know? Well, you'll have to find out...

A HUGE thank you to everyone who has reviewed COMI! You're comments and compliments have been wonderful!*

Join the Review Revolution!

I, Disaster, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
regardless of the number of reviews,
its age, or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution.

Review others as you would like to be reviewed

Like every author on this site, I love reviews! I know it takes time, but reviews really help me develope as an author. It also lets me know how I can improve my stories! So please read and review!

WARNING!: Some of my older stories such as Why Am I Surrounded By Sexy Beasties? and Hey! Look I'm You! were written when I first started on fanfiction and are absolutely horrible with spelling/grammar mistakes and filled with Mary Sues. I've come a long way since then. But you have been officially warned in case you ever read them!


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If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate the book turned movie, Twilight, put this in your profile!

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

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(NEW AND IMPROVED!)

YOU CAN TELL WHEN YOUR OBSESSED WITH

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

WHEN:

You have seen all three movies at least 23345642246954838392029282282828282828282 times!

You can relate everything or anything back to Pirates of the Caribbean! (ex. global, crackers, ginger ale, cats...you know)

You know every single line to all three movies and when you watch it, you say the lines along with the characters. You quote lines from the movie at random times. This has caused people to avoid you whenever the movie is on

You have strange urges to sing "I've got a Jar of Dirt" a lot.

You made you friends obsessed with the movies too.

You become obsessed with all the actors from the movies and hang pictures of them in your closet, room, locker...ect.

When someone ever says "Pirates" you scream REALLY loudly.

You either hate Elizabeth Swann with a passion or absolutely adore her.

You cried REALLY hard in Dead Man's Chest when Jack died or in At World's End when Will died and now you can't watch that one scene without balling your eyes out.

You have all the soundtracks on your ipod and listen to them everyday.

You know all the words to "Hoist the Colours" and sing it with your pirate obsessed friends.

You have a Pirates of the Caribbean action figure in your car. (or somewhere completely random...because I do)

When you're near the ocean or any other large body of water, all you can think about is pirates.

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Of Tarnished Pearls and Suitable Names by captain.J.sparrow reviews
Jack decides on a new name for his beloved wench.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Pirates Go to Walmart! by poeismyhero reviews
With a title like that, I'm pretty sure you don't need a summary, mate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010
Last Requests by Honorat reviews
In which Jack makes a request of Will before he is hanged. Another conversation in the brig of the Dauntless.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Don't Eat Me! by sm.bean reviews
The pirates in the bone cages argue who among them will be the Pelagostos' next dinner guest. Contains numerous shameless puns on cannibalism.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/1/2010 - J. Gibbs - Complete
The Commodre and the Little Mermaid by Gangster 90 reviews
POTC/TLM X-over. The true story behind the line in COTBP about the little mermaid who popped up on the deck of the Dauntless and told Norrington about the pirates. Please read and review.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Little Mermaid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - James N. - Complete
Spiderbait by RawrFangMonster reviews
A tactical retreat is out of the question. Tony has to squash the spider.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Published: 5/9/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Playing Monkey by RawrFangMonster reviews
Jack has pissed off Lizzy, for some unfathomable reason, and she's locked him with Jack the Monkey. Uh-huh.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Childish by summerrayah reviews
Elizabeth is trying to tell Jack something he doesn't want to hear. It also has a sequel, Homecoming.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Bucket by Gangster 90 reviews
We all know that Davy Jones was standing in that bucket during the parley in AWE. This is the story of how he got there in the first place. Please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Davy Jones - Complete
Rein In by meowbooks reviews
Norrington must rein in his heart to hold a city and it's people together.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - James N., Will T. - Complete
The Monster in the Garden by Pirate-on-Fleet-Street reviews
A one-shot featuring Davy Jones and Elizabeth as a young girl. Elizabeth faces the monster trespassing in her garden. PAIRINGS CHALLENGE no.4
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Davy Jones, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Unchained Melodies by Wickedgal08 reviews
For so long that one instrument has been a source of comfort…Now it lies propped up against a tree…lonely and forgotten, not unlike its former master.” A tribute to Charlie and his guitar with mentions of Jack, Sayid, Ana, Sun and of course, Claire.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Charlie - Complete
Cutting Corners by E350 reviews
Why exactly did the Endeavour explode so easily? Random oneshot. Warning - Beckett mocking.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Cutler B. - Complete
Pirates of the Cocoabean: Curse of the Bad Parody by poeismyhero reviews
No one is safe in the world of the Cocoabean! MWAHAHA! Yes, from Aflac ducks to failed heroics, I – poeismyhero – vow to create a parody that will have you ROFL before you can Twitter! Warning: character bashing - it’s a parody, people!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,195 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009
Singing in the Bathtub by TortugaTourGuide reviews
Elizabeth hears somebody singing in her house, but who is it? Just a little one-shot. EDIT: Okay, as long as I can think them up, I'll do a bunch of singing stories. Enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Heir to the Pirate King by TheHouseKey reviews
Post AWE. Present Day. SPOILERS. When time's up, our favorite Davy Jones Successor will find out that Pirate Kings can't be immortal. How far is Isabelle Mason, the last of the Turner line so far, willing to go to ensure his happiness?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,373 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Sexy Beast by baby blue eyes10 reviews
Taylor and Maria are transported into the world of Pirates! To bad Taylor cant leave Jack alone and Maria has a problem with Ms. Swann. Together these girls cause loads of trouble and try not to strangle anyone..like Jack..DONE! SEQUEL UP TOO! Hilarious!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,295 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
The Death of Mary sue by CreativeSprite reviews
Mary Sue dies the horrible death she deserves
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Legolas - Complete
The Memoirs of James Norrington Part 1 by Tarlea reviews
When we left Norrington he had died at sea at the hands of Davy Jones. Now, aboard the Flying Dutchman, he requests of Captain Turner the means to write his memoirs. The events we know and many we don'tfrom Norrington's POV. Part 1: Through COTBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,974 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - James N. - Complete
An Honest Answer by Nytd reviews
Drabble in response to damsel-in-stress' prompt 'truth' over at the Broken Compass.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Ways to drive characters of POTC insane by Saphalina reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin, so far it's Norrington, William Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Davy Jones, Gibbs, Jack, Cutler Becket, ScarletGiselle, Tia Dalma, Barbosa, Ana Maria. NEW CHAPTER PINTEL AND RAGETTI
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007
A Man can Dream by TortugaTourGuide reviews
I'm not sure what to put, except: R&R! And: One-shot, very short.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Davy Jones, Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Pirates Collection of Nursery Rhymes by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Remakes of the old nursery rhymes we all grew up with to Pirate-y versions. Funny & Short. Read & Review?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
Hope by Jane Willow reviews
One the Island, when you die, you stay. You're in a seemingly endless state of purgatory. But what happens when our castaways are given a chance to take a glimps of the world they're no longer allowed in?
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Thoughts by TortugaTourGuide reviews
I'm not sure what summary I should put. It's a one-shot, poem, whatever. Just, please R&R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Barrel Full of Apples by Asher Elric reviews
The next best thing besides watching a mortal enemy walk off the plank...is a barrael full of apples.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hector B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Something Stupid by xylot3 reviews
N/E. Oneshot. Post COTBP, pre DMC. Elizabeth is in heaven, James is in hell, and guilt evens it out.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Crushing Deep by M.F.D reviews
Being trapped at the bottom of the ocean for ten years in a soft, unprotected, immortal human body probably sucks after the first three or four sharks notice you.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Happy Anniversary by Danny Phantom SG-1 reviews
It's been ten years...and therefore, Will owes Elizabeth ten anniversary presents! However, she might have the best present of all. Pure silly fluff. WillxElizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Looting the Droger by Asher Elric reviews
A bit of pure pirating never hurt anyone. This is for anyone who just wants to see Captain Jack in Action as the dashing pirate he is! dedicated to Nytd, rewirtten for viewing pleasure.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
LOST : The Musical! by lola-write-hand reviews
Suprise, Suprise! The survivors of Oceanic 815 as well as the Others can sing and dance! MUSIC! CHEESY DANCE NUMBERS! THE ORIGINAL LOST MUSICAL- ACT ONE season one .
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008
Elizabeth by TortugaTourGuide reviews
What is Elizabeth thinking as Will sails off? Okay, we all know what she's thinking, I just had to put it on paper! R&R please. Willizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Bravery by Siren Calling reviews
You'd be surprised what thoughts run through your mind when you're staring down the barrel of a loaded gun. On Hiatus because I think it's not worth my time.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
LOST: A Hobbit's Tale by Shameless-Royed-Fan1023 reviews
Sawyer tells Kate that hes reading a book called Lord of the Rings, Kate is surprised that he is reading this kind of book What happens when she is walking around and runs into the exact characters he tells her ofLOTR/LOST-Jate/Kate&Aragorn!seqel cmin soo
Lost - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Kate, Jack - Complete
Denying & Sneaky Disclaiming Book of Fatherhood by JaxLass reviews
When paternity is at issue, a pirate captain rushes to consult his favorite, reliable and probably well-used tome.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
Jack Todd: Demon Barber Of Fleet Street by Captain Lila Turner reviews
Not Sparrow. Jack Todd, now. And he will have his revenge. Jack Sparrow had a perfect life, until a man of power stole everything from him. And in Jack Sparrow's sorrow, a new man was born. A POTCSweeney Todd crossover, with my own OCs. R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,811 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
As You Wish by Girl Like Me reviews
"Please?" Buttercup added softly. My heart soared. She finally recognized my affections. My mouth tried to form the phrase, "I love you" but all that came out was, "As you wish." One Shot Rated T just incase, could pass as K
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Westley, Buttercup - Complete
Secretary Appreciation Day by Fanficluverr reviews
A missing episode in which Dwight tries to solve a problem in the office and Pam and Jim scheme behind his back. And to top it off, Michael attempts to assemble "the team" to buy Pam a gift. I promise that it is hilarious.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
DaDa by Mother Nature's Daughter reviews
Short and cute oneshot, in which Aaron Littleton says his very first word. Pre Charlie's death, because that's the miracle of fanfiction. CharlieClaire!
Lost - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
Consequences by blackpearl.fantasy reviews
He grabbed me at the last moment. What if when Jack went down with the Pearl, he took Elizabeth down with him to Davy Jones's Locker? A very different AWEemotions running high, nowhere to escape... That is TRUE LOVE. Sparrabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Oh Where Is My Hairbrush? by Erurawien reviews
Legolas is missing his hairbrush. He has to find it. Simple enough? Written for Octobers Teitho Contest: Whodunit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Daughter of Sparrow by The Book Collector reviews
Lycia's mother died when she was young, her father was a notorious pirate who left her on her own not long after her mother died. When she meets a man called Will, she sets out to find her father unaware of the dangers that lie ahead...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,938 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007
POTC: Cortez's Uncharted Islands by la z boy reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth & Bootstrap must infiltrate a clandestine society known as The Clan Of Cortez while trying to find the killer of Weatherby Swann and what The Clan protects. Full Summ. Inside!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,152 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Éowyn's Cheer, Aragorn's Bane, Gandalf's Fault by Omnicat reviews
They're off to Helm's Deep. Éowyn is cheery, Aragorn is liable to be torn to shreds, Gandalf is conveniently absent, and Éomer and Merry somehow ended up among the lot of them. Do note the genre of this fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Eowyn, Aragorn - Complete
Wish upon a star by wigglygirl94 reviews
Two sisters wish on a shooting star to be in the POTC movie. And their wish comes true! Now they get to be one of the characters in the movie, and hang with the characters.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
She Dreams of the Sea by OutInTheStorm reviews
When she dreams, she dreams of the sea.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Fearing Death by sweetgirl8353 reviews
Emily becomes part of the Flying Dutchman's crew. What will happen when she falls for the captain? Summary inside.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,946 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Will T. - Complete
TARGET: JOHNNY DEPP by Leah Emilio-Depp reviews
OMG, is that Jack Sparrow trying to kill johnny Depp? I think it is... OMG, is that Jack Sparrow NAKED? No... its just a bird....But, seriously, the story's about Jack trying t'kill Johnny... enjoy! LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,986 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Obsession Can Save A Pirate by xNightcatx reviews
Jack Sparrow is cursed! And the only one who can save him is an obsessive fangirl from the 21st century. BUT...things take an unexpected turn. ONESHOT somewhat of a parody, Plz review. No Pairings.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Tia D. - Complete
For My Sins by rose of england reviews
AU, At World's End. Norrington escapes the Dutchman with Elizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2007
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Case Of Mistaken Identity reviews
Six people are due to be hanged. One is the infamous pirate the Navy is searching for while five are not. As death creeps closer every second, these people will band together to solve the puzzle and discover Captain Lane's true identity. PRE-COTBP
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,173 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
When Jack Sparrow Came Down The Chimney reviews
Just some holiday randomness! When Jack, Barbossa, and Gibbs suddenly appear in Christina's house on Christmas morning, all hell breaks loose! And what happens when Davy Jones and Edward Cullen show up? PARODY! One-shot. Merry Christmas!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
When Mary Met William reviews
Madeline Hart is the ultimate Mary-Sue created for just one purpose...to win over the heart of William Turner! PARODY! This one's for all the Mary-Sue haters. Enjoy and Merry Christmas! ONE-SHOT
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Choice Is Yours reviews
When eighteen year old Remy is kidnapped by terrorists after overhearing plans of an attack, she dragged off to their hideout where she meets the rich playboy Tony Stark. But when Tony discovers her secret...everything changes. R & R please!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008
Hey! Look! I'm You! reviews
Jack will never understand Elizabeth. Elizabeth will never understand Jack. So what happens when they switch bodies? And how will they get back to normal? VERY FUNNY! Please Read and Review! Rated T just to be safe!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,659 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
There's A Pirate Under My Christmas Tree! reviews
A pirate fan girl gets what every girl dreams of getting for Christmas...James, Will, and Jack! And you'll never guess who comes down the chimney...RANDOM HOLIDAY ONE-SHOT Enjoy and Merry Christmas! :
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
When In Doubt, Vote Jack Sparrow! reviews
Just a lil' Election Day madness! Jack Sparrow is the newly elected President of the United States! Who's his Vice President? And who's Wanda? And why is Jack being attacked by fangirls? America will never be the same! VERY FUNNY! RANDOM! ONE-SHOT
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Why Am I Surrounded by Sexy Beasties? reviews
What happens when 3 best friends are thrown into the Pirate world when there's no Elizabeth, a romance with Norrington, and where Will never stabs the heart? The Caribbean will never be the same, mate! VERY FUNNY! AWE spoilers! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
The Apple of My Eye reviews
Jack finds a mysterious shinny box called an Ipod. What exactly is it? Can you eat it? Does it give you powers? It's up to Will and Gibbs to find out. ONE-SHOT! VERY FUNNY! R & R please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
Diamonds Are A Hobbit's Best Friend reviews
When Merry finds a diamond necklace, he learns it's no ordinary necklace! And why is Legolas crying? And what's guitars have to do with anything? VERY FUNNY! ONE-SHOT! R & R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Forever and A Day reviews
It's been ten years and Elizabeth has something very important to show Will...his son! What will Will's reaction be now that he realizes that he has an amazing family? ONE SHOT Please R & R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Lost! reviews
When Elizabeth loses something that she thinks is the most important thing in the world, it becomes up to Jack to show her what's really important...her and Will's love for each other! ONE SHOT "Now that was the meaning of true love." R&R please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
One Step Two Step reviews
Jack learns an important lesson from baby William when visiting Elizabeth. ONE SHOT. "It's like baby steps." R & R please.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
To Live, To Die, And To Live Again reviews
Will's final moments in At World's End. ONE SHOT "Don't do anything stupid." It was too late for that now. R & R please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2008 - William T./Bootstrap Bill, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Diary, Oh Diary reviews
Arwen tells Merry and Pippin to guard her diary from Aragorn that's filled with her marriage problems. So what happens when they read it? VERY FUNNY! ONE-SHOT! R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete