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Joined 09-30-06, id: 1142310, Profile Updated: 12-31-10
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Song of the Lioness, and House, M.D..

Once upon a time, I wrote a bunch of stories.

Then four years passed.

I'm going to apologize now.

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Cat, Rat, and Dog by Matelia-legwll reviews
JP/LE. Only Lily, Peter, and Sirius know the whole truth of what really happened during their Easter Holidays in their fifth year. UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,566 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 1/31/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P., Peter P., Marauders
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Tube o' Toothpaste by sghaus reviews
Saturday morning at the Weasleys' is not going well for Ginny. She has to cook breakfast, falls out of bed, accidentally destroys most of the upstairs section of the house, and can't find the toothpaste. HG, Fluffy, Short story
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Art of Awkwardness by Pointless Nostalgic reviews
Lily and James have an interesting relationship, to say the least. It is full of love, hate, and of course, endless awkwardness. 21 vignettes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,265 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Love, In True Marauder Style by next- world domination reviews
“She hates me,” James said bleakly. Sirius shrugged. “Nah, she just… well, a little bit. And she wants to know why you’ve been stalking her for the past week.” MWPP canon. Formerly titled "Fools Who Love Too Much", massively edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hello, Again by iheartbooks reviews
A tearful parting and, after many years, a reunion for Harry and Ginny. Perhaps old flames never stop burning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 101,608 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
Mum bought this stupid thing for me. Something about 'writing down my school experiences'. She basically bought me a diary! Wait, no. This is a JOURNAL. The completely manly journal of James Potter. Set in Marauder's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,690 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potter Induced Madness by FallenMystery reviews
Lily hates James because he drives her crazy. Crazy enough that she finds herself spending a lot of time talking to the little voice and making midnight trips to the kitchens for brownies. LJ hate love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Turning Time by SRWriting34 reviews
Hogwarts 1977. Detention. A time turner gone awry. Destiny. Need I say more? JL, HG, RHr, LT Alternate Universe with some DH details.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Weasley is MY King by Blahblah15 reviews
No, I wasn't shocked, upset, nor was I the least bit jealous. No! This is Ronald we're talking about. My best friend, whom I at this point regretfully hadn't spoken to in months due to my medical training in London, was getting married. RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Fanfiction Trouble by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
When badly written Mary Sue stories invade Grimmauld Place, will canon survive the encounter? Read if only to imagine their faces! ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007
Love Letters by Jillian Jacobs reviews
Love Letters follows Harry and Ginny in the difficult time post Voldemort. Harry discovers his parent's history, and slowly learns how to live again with the help of a greying werewolf and a fiery red head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Little Red Wonder by MarielleAster reviews
Slight AU. Ginny knows she should try to forget a certain boy who lived, but that's difficult if you still live with your parents, have six older brothers and about to enter a career where you'll see him every day. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,913 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Delayed Reaction by Rebekahek623 reviews
Lily loves me, she's loved me since the day we met. She's just having a delayed reaction to the feeling, a REALLY delayed reaction...Stop Laughing Sirius! RE-WRITE TO MAKE IT BETTER IN PROGRESS! Up to Chapter 4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,037 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Hunter's Daughter by contagiously funny reviews
The Green Lady and Weiryn have another child, a daughter. While she lives a fantasy life in the Divine Realms, she gets hit hard with reality when she is forced to live in the Mortal Realms. Rating for safety and later chaps.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Tortall
For Your Love by LisaRene reviews
Harry and Ginny struggle to make sense of their friendship and where it might lead amidst a swirl of friends, relationships, classes, emotions, and overcoming the darkness within. A story about friendship, love, and everything in between. 7th Year. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,856 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Leopards Can't Change Their Spots by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Both Kalasin and Daine learn that leopards can't change their spots when Kalasin she goes to Carthak to marry Kaddar. KK. Now complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,812 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Potters and Redheads by deews reviews
She was the most annoying girl he’d run across. She was also the girl he’d be forced into marrying some day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Paperwing Winds by Dreams and Wishes reviews
Songfic Sabriel and Touchstone take a ride in the Paperwing. Set after Sabriel, before they were married.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
50 Reasons Why Ron Should Be With Hermione by dark-neko9 reviews
I wrote this as a kind of sequel to my other story 50 Reasons Why Harry Should Be With Ginny but mostly because I think Ron and Hermione should be together. Reasons 31 through 40 are up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Riders and Diaries by Niagra Falling reviews
Evin, Miri, and their diaries. Or journals, in Evin's case. My response to Challenge 31 at the Dove. Two parts.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2006
Bridles, Bits, and Pieces by Strapless reviews
A Rider Love 50themes. Predominantly Miri and Evin with a dose of Raoul and Buri, though if they're in the Riders, they're fair game.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Tortall - Complete
The Birthday Present by opalish reviews
Harry's an idiot, and Ginny helps save the world without even trying. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Residue by Lirazel reviews
“There are scars, of course, but no one else notices.” Ginny Weasley deals with the aftermath of the Chamber. PostCoS oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete
50 Reasons Why Harry Should Be With Ginny by dark-neko9 reviews
Harry and Ginny should be together, right? That's why my friend and I made a list of reasons they should be together! It's really funny. Please read! Reasons 41 through 50 are up! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Red and Black Hair, Brown and Green Eyes by Rebekahek623 reviews
Remus Lupin had seen this once before
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Being Queen by Merrybeans reviews
Won Second Place in 2006 Circle of Heroes Awards! Years down the line, Alanna snatches a conversation with an old friend between meetings and is given food for thought.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Tortall - Complete
That Night Over the Moon by Laura S'mora reviews
In which Ginny loves a broom, Harry loves Ginny, and I practice the art of writing fluff. Set in the same universe as House of the Quick and the Hungry, and though reading that story is certainly not necessary, I would really love it if you did!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Just Not Sporting by gpoy reviews
A HG oneshot. Over the past year, he had come to detest the words ‘stupid’ and ‘noble’ with a passion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Love is a Funny Thing by LuckyGirly reviews
Lily and James are rivals, plain and simple. But over the course of the 6th year, will their feelings differ? In between falling into the lake, opening kissing booths, magic carpet rides, snowball fights and more, Lily and James find out all about love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,645 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Undead and Unashamed by opalish reviews
LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Single Girl's Woe by Jillian Jacobs reviews
Ginny is single and successful! Now if only Hermione would get off her back about being single, and Harry's too for that matter! So what if neither of them date anymore, and are always together on Saturday nights...alone...hmmm...maybe she wasn't single.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,862 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
A Sirius Matter by Thunder's Shadow reviews
James Potter was suave, cool, and collected. He was never clumsy, and he never stuttered...He was also no idiot. That, however, may not be said for his friends...Specifically one Sirius Black. [ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/6/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Royal Pain Er, Wedding by AMarguerite reviews
Of course, there was the union of our beloved rulers, Jon and Thayet. But the wedding with Buri as this story's main character? Raoul gets drunk, Buri scowls, Gary gets hit in the head with a soup ladle, and Thayet designs clothing... not necessarily in
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,073 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003
An interlude with a glassmaker by Queen Bitterblue reviews
A very short one-shot Tris and Keth piece. There aren't enough of these out there, so I tried my hand at it. My first fanfic in about...3 years. Eep. Betaed by the lovely Kitty Ryan
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Complete
Kiss the Girl by Fleur the First reviews
*FINISHED 4/16!* Everybody knows Ron is hung up on Hermione. After a considerable bit of whining, and some threats on Harry's part, a select group of people come together to play the chaotic came of matchmaking, much to Ron's chagrin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,393 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
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alternate universe reviews
Cuddy thinks about inevitability. H/Cu. Not, in fact, an alternate universe fic. Mostly. I haven't written fanfic in a lifetime and a half, so please forgive me for any missteps?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Paris by Night reviews
When Order members Hermione Granger and renegade Draco Malfoy are paired up on a mission to the 'city of lights', nothing could be worse, right? Maybe not. Hermione's got a lot to learn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Looking for Answers reviews
Minerva McGonagall's fifth year at Hogwarts, and she isn't the one you know today. Friends, foes, pranks, Quidditch and...nose hair? However, danger is rising and Minnie's heart might not be in the right place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr.
Live for Me reviews
Before the battles, there is one last calm before the storm. ONESHOT. HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sunshine reviews
A peek at the life of young Lily Evans. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
the other girl reviews
She was all but forgotten. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Insert Sappy Title Here reviews
A parodyish thing on a LilyJames fic. With evil rabbits and exclamation marks and overuse of the word 'awesome', what's not to like? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Lily Evans! reviews
Why wasn't Lily having a merry Christmas? Well, it could be that her sister doesn't want her home, she's brownie deprieved or she's falling for someone she swore she wouldn't...wait, that was the good part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Falling reviews
90 word poemy thing, because I procrastinate. Happy Holidays! 'She was falling into blackness and she couldn't get out'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Random Happenings Under the Influence of Cake reviews
I wrote this when I was hyper. Quite funny, maybe, kinda... Llamas and cheese crackers. Second chapter up!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Tortall
Shadows on the Wall reviews
The oak tree outside the window casts shadows on the wall...'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete