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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, Smallville, and Chronicles of Narnia.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Uchiha Nara,TheDarkHyuuga, Nejifanatic101,Phnxfyr


92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their asses off.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.(I've done that more times than I can count. that's why there are dents in random books.)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I hate Hyuugacest!! If you do too, copy this into your profile!!

I hatte Uchihacest!! if you do too, copy this into your profile!!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike

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this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young had been d in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be
stopped, put this poem on your profile

Footprints

There was once a man who lived a long life. At the end of his life, he had a vision that he was walking with God down a beach.

As he turned back, he realized that he could see his footsteps spreading out behind him, each one showing a different time in his life. Amazed, he noticed that some showed prosperous times, and others signified the difficult times he had gone through.

He noticed that there were two sets of footsteps in the sand...his, and God's. When he looked closer though, he noticed that at times, there was only one set of footsteps...and these were at the times when his life had been hardest.

Outraged, he turned to God. "Why did you abandon me?" he demanded. "Why did you leave me alone when my life grew hard. Those were the times that I needed you!"

God turned to the man with sad eyes. "I was always with you," he replied. "At the times when your life was difficult, that was not when I abandoned you...

That was when I carried you."

Read this outloud.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is dumbass cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back up and read the third word in each sentence. If you didn't catch it the first time through, copy and paste it. And you know that you didn't.

THE FINAL INSPECTION

The soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.

'Step forward now, you soldier,
How shall I deal with you ?
Have you always turned the other cheek ?
To My Church have you been true?'

The soldier squared his shoulders and said,
'No, Lord, I guess I ain't.
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny,
That wasn't mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime,
When the bills got just too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear.
And sometimes, God, forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place,
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around,
Except to calm their fears.

If you've a place for me here, Lord,
It needn't be so grand.
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand.

There was a silence all around the throne,
Where the saints had often trod.
As the soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.

'Step forward now, you soldier,
You've borne your burdens well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell.'

If you have ever spent like over five minutes copying and pasting random things in your profile: copy and paste this into your profile.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Please read this, I promise it won’t give you a curse or anything like that- if you believe in all that stuff- it is just a really touching story.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Who Am I?

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time,Shigiya,Phnxfyr1

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

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The Beastmaster and the Reincarnated One by Have a Little Feith reviews
What is it like, being reincarnated? Only a few truly remember their past life. Naruto is one of them. Follow Naruto as he plays Sword Art Online, and gains love along the way. Rating is subject to change. This WILL NOT be abandoned. It will be updated slowly, however, due to a certain lack of motivation I have. Maybe reviewing will change that. Co-written by myself and Slicerness.
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/12 - [Naruto U., Silica]
Defense Association: Year One by Ie-maru reviews
Harry gets curious when he sees something on the television. What he finds out and accomplishes as a result of it just goes to show what happens when inspiration hits it off with imagination. Harry Potter xover w Naruto and Poke'mon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Harry P.
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
An Act of Kindness by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
Never underestimates the ramification of an act of kindness. As the old saying goes, "Kindness costs nothing, but it pays dividends." After achieving immortality, Naruto stumbles across a damsel in distress and he just has to do the right thing, never knowing how much impact it has cost on the Sekirei Plan.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Naruto U.
The New Age of Magic by The PhantomHokage reviews
At a young age Harry noticed a lot of werid things happen to him and after discovering manga's Harry will become one of the most powerful people in the world and meet some friends that will help him on the way to defeat a great darkness that is coming
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,175 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
4 in 1 by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
AU Book 7. A mysterious stranger interferes in the timeline and in Harry's life, splitting the young wizard into four and giving each a different magical education. Wizard, Warrior, Mage, and Spy. HP/GW, RW/HG Spoilers for HP Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,856 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book Four: Unexpected Turns by shinji the good sharer reviews
Fourth year has arrived and Harry things are beginning to heat up. Will Harry be able to keep his relationship with Fleur while being able to keep up with his growing fame as a ninja? -On Hiatus-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,864 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
3003 revised by gilthas reviews
The year is 3003. Harry Potter's name, and even magic itself, has passed into legend. When decedents of the last Death Eaters bring back the Dark Lord himself, Harry Potter alone can stop him, but Harry's not all that keen on being woken up... Revised ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,703 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 254 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Freedom Dreamer by fringeperson reviews
Harry went to the goblins and emptied both the Potter account and the Black account, which he had inherited from his godfather Sirius. With a little more of their help, he left England behind and was given the chance to start a new life... at sea.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Shanks - Complete
Tales Of A Maho Shinobi by uncutetomboy's bro reviews
Xover. After the events of his 5th year some members of harry's family decide to help him out. To help they send him to the shinobi continent where he meets someone who will be his brother. Harry PotterNaruto Crossover. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 93 - Words: 598,480 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Price of a Life by tazpwrs reviews
What happens when an enemy from Goku's childhood shows up at Orange Star High School? It sets Gohan down a path filled with crime, treachery, death, and powerful foes new and old.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,845 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Gohan, Videl
Sharingan Harry Book Three: A Grim Life by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's third year has started and with his new girlfriend Fleur he must discover who is trying to kill him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,210 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Reborn by Angeluswings reviews
Reincarnation happens and old memories will surface. What is this other prophecy made on the ancient grounds of the Hidden Villages? Who has the true power?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,904 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Harry P.
Fox Trapped at Yokai Gakuen by Lazy Hermit reviews
Naruto crash lands into "YOKAI GAKUEN" only to find out EH! He cant return to Konoha! And whats this a reunion with a certain vampire? Rated M for language and to be on the safe side later on.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Naruto U., Moka A. - Complete
Another Version of the Truth by Too Many Hats reviews
It is said that there is only one person who can completely destroy you. Then the question must be asked; why do you cry when they perish? Strong!Smarter!Naruto. Mult. Crossover fic! Previously known as World Hoppers
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,292 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Lulu, Naruto U. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 690 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Friends First by xxkizixx reviews
*Contains season 8 spoilers* Lois feels awkward around Clark, everyone knows why but him. When a story forces them to work together, will they become closer or will they just end up hating each other? Anything could happen... Set before Episode 10: Bride.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book Two: Dueling Serpents by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's second year has begun and his new life in Konoha goes on. What will happen when a new plot is hatched to try and kill him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,156 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Baruto by Emma Iveli reviews
AU Crossover with The Simpsons. Naruto dies at the Valley of the End, however he's reincarnated in another world as another spiky blonde haired prankster. But what happens when he remembers his past life... and Sasuke is his new teacher! Please R&R
Crossover - Simpsons & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Fox in the Doghouse by Tenkosama reviews
After the battle of the valley of the end, the Kyuubi has only one choice to save Naruto's life. This though changes a lot of things, very much to the liking of one certain dog-using clan. Naru/Hana I. ,slight Sakura/Sasuke bashing, rated M for safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,110 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I.
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Once Again by Neighpony reviews
“Wake up you great lump – or die properly, now there’s an idea” “I hope you’re enjoying this Tommie, when I wake up I. will. Piss. On. Your. Corpse. then we’ll see who gets the last laugh shall we?” AU...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P.
The Protector by Jag-o-mite reviews
Harry is suffering. Demons are invading his mind, world, and life. Voldemort's new allies have motives of their own for destroying The-Boy-Who-Lived. But Harry isn't completely helpless, he has the tools to survive, but first he must get past all the lies
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,409 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Harry P.
Naruto the Beast King by Froggy-slice reviews
A boy is born. He is the first of his kind. His stunning abilities will lead to confrontations and meetings with several different legendary beings. Meet the first lord of the common beasts, Uzumaki Naruto. Naru/harem Sasuke/Harem Shika/harem Gaa/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,228 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
A New Time by Anomynous Nin reviews
Naruto has lost everything precious to him, even Sakura. He was about to commit suicide, when a mysterious man stops him. The stranger tells Naruto that he could change time, if he travels to the beginning. As he travels back, he finds new love ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,280 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The new Marauders by dragonfire owns reviews
Sirius convinces Harry to continue the marauders legacy. Craziness will ensue. Fifth year. Harry/Tonks. Rating might go up. ch 6 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Sharingan Harry Book One: A New Bloodline by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry bought as many books as he could on magic on his first trip to Diagon. Now through the purchase of an old journal he has a Kekkai Genkai. Flamers will be blocked, constructive criticism only!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,788 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Sleeping Dragon by The Other Side of Darkness reviews
Au Major. Naruto is a bit of an enigma. A mystery you might say. He sleeps twenty hours a day, He quotes fortune cookies, and he kicks more ass than anyone this side of the universe. How? Read to find out. UP FOR ADOPTION. Contact me for the One Rule.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Saiyan of Death by Tyra Kinami reviews
Gohan bloody, and beaten has entered a new world. Will he survive? A dbzbleach crossover. Review please. Title was Untitledfor now.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,548 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Gohan
Shinobi May Cry by The Inner Hollow reviews
Naruto awakend something of enormous demonic potential on the bridge in wave. That thing wasn't Kyuubi and it was last seen in the legendary devil hunters Nero and Dante! Naruto DMC4 crossover. Next chapter out soon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Naruto U., Lee R.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,110 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Identity by highbrass reviews
Secrets are discovered. Alliances are forged. Battle lines are drawn. Some friendships strengthen while others break. The war has started. A friend and a Godfather have already been taken away from him. No longer will he stand for the manipulations!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 167,748 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Ogihci in Harry Potters mind? by Red-Haired-Jack reviews
It has been years since The War had ended, and Oghici, Ichigo's Inner Hollow, is bored as he wanders the wastes of Hueco Mundo following the direction of his instinct, which leads him to... the mind of Harry Potter? Strt at CoS end an goes from there. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,791 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Stitch In Time by highbrass reviews
Strange events occure leaving Harry unsure of what is real and what is not. He remembers a future he has been told to change. Post POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,023 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., OC
The Son of A Rider by TheDarkCharmedOne reviews
Harry discovers that he is not who Dumbeldore claims he is and with the help of a dragon is sent back in time to find out who he really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Life After the Fall by mak5258 reviews
After SR, Clark ends up taking Lois in after a not so pleasant breakup with Richard. And then life goes on.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
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Harry in Narnia reviews
Harry Potter finds an old wardrobe one night during his sixth year ignores Hpb and DH Need help with ideas
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Susan Pevensie
Tempus Retry reviews
Tempus has gathered three lex luthers together and the only people to stop them are three clark kents
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
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