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Joined 10-01-06, id: 1142821
Author has written 5 stories for Fruits Basket, and Naruto.

Sorry, peoples. I just got out of the swing of things, I don't know what to tell you. I've lost my inspiration, and I probably won't be updating for a while. And when I say a while, I mean a WHILE.

Name- Raiyuki

Age- 18

Gender- Male

Sexual Affiliation- Straight (but I got nothin' against bisexuals or homosexuals)

Country- Somewhere in deep Canada where you stalkers will never reach me! (Cackles)

Musical Interest- I like Celtic (and it is 'kel-tik', not 'sel-tik') music, and I can appreciate most forms of rock. I didn't say I like it, but I can appreciate it. There might be one or two pop songs I like, but really, as for the entire genre, it's best compared to the result of a pile of dog crap sealed in a Ziplock(c) bag, covered with seaweed, and put in a tanning booth for a month, then opened.

Dreams for the Future- Become a professional translator, save up some cash, buy a chunk of land in the Yukon, retire early, get married, adopt an orphan, live in the woods, write novels, maybe visit my cousin in Glasgow once in a while.

Religeous Affiliation- Unitarian Universalist. For those of you who don't know what that is, we pretty much share the belief that all of the religeons... minus Satanism, are just painting an image of the same god, even if the stuff gluing them together is different. After that, we kind of find our own faith. I kind of think of God as a personified Fate. We ask him to make things go a certain way, and see what happens. But most of that crap around him is just smoke and mirrors. The omniscience, the all-mightiness, heaven, hell. I believe in an afterlife, but heaven just seems too perfect. I mean, this life ain't that great, why should the afterlife be any different? Well, I should probably stop before I ramble more than six lines.

Yes, I believe in zombies, if that's what you're wondering. My weapon of choice is a big ten-pound rusty steel spike I keep near my bed. I also keep a pistol crossbow, wooden sword, and a longbow with probably upwards of 40 arrows handy as well.

Okay, these are really funny! (...and a beer-- i-in a treeee...)

I have a couple of youtube videos, watch em if you want.

Naruto: Lonesome Man's Dance

Naruto Parodies: The Bee

Random Shit I Found in Other Peoples' Profiles

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile. (I stayed up 72:D)

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. (A/N as long as it's girls, and not women. Women are easily corrupted by power. Girls don't seem to care.)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, TheCrazyScotswomanOfD00M, Raiyuki,

If you hate the little 'copy this into your profile' things that people have in their profiles, copy this into your profile.

If you can see that the phrase above is dripping with irony, copy this into your profile. (I just made these last two up, I actually think that the profile things are kind of fun.)

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

That's it. I'm going to bed. Bye bye, everyone.

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Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the End of Illusions by Christina-Potter-09 reviews
PostDH-story maniped epilogue.How Harry moves on after the war,how he tries to find peace after seventeen tormented years, how he finds true love when his mind and heart are finally clear.When Darkness is Over, Light Ends the Illusions...Harmony COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,208 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Change Can Do To You by AppleSundays reviews
Naruto comes back looking like a stud, and practically all girls fall in love with him. And what's this! He sings? Then...in later chapters...he starts to hide something from everyone. What is it? naruxharem. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,330 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7203 - Favs: 5,862 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyou by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,537 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
ButButWHAT? by Viperflamer reviews
Sakura left him, the village. She left it all never expecting to come back. But upon realizing her feelings she does come back only to find something unexpected. NaruIno no longer a twoshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Charm School for Ninjas by Ambrant Arandel reviews
A B Ranked mission in a boarding school? Slight romantic themes. SasukexSakura and NarutoxHinata. Rated M for Safety. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,151 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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Contribution of an Old Friend reviews
Haku's alive and well. He returns to Konoha with information about Orochimaru, but ends up playing a rather major role in advancing Naruto and Hinata's relationship whilst forging one of his own. NaruHina, HakuSaku. I suck at summaries. There is a plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,649 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Collection of Haikus reviews
It's a bunch of Haikus I wrote when I was bored. They feature most of the main Fruits Basket characters. Please review.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Tsunade's Drinking Problem reviews
NOT a HakuTsuna. That's just WRONG. As we all very well know, Tsunade has a drinking problem. After a particularly bad hangover, her friends decide that she is going to stop drinking. Also, Haku needs a girlfriend by the end of the day, else he's gay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Tsunade S., Haku
I am Snow reviews
A poem of Yuki's life and attitude before he met Tohru. It is also a picture of a rat, if no one noticed.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
Beach in Fall reviews
Well, it's a short little oneshot of Yukiru. Contrary to my initial belief, it doesn't suck that bad. Or so the reviews say...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete