Laire Ankale
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Joined 10-01-06, id: 1142864, Profile Updated: 12-17-07
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello and merry meet! My name, for all said purposes, is Laire Ankale.

I am a huge Harry Potter dork, which is the entire reason why I have been summoned to FF.net . I'm an utterly insane person, when around people who allow my insanity to come out. Just ask my insane family, haha. Anyway.

I only really read HP romance fics, because Yes, I am a girl, and Yes, I love romance. Well, witty, funny romance, that is. And go figure, the stories I have posted aren't necessarily angsty, but they are both dramatic. While I love to have fun, I'm not good at jokes or writing extremely funny situations. My idea of a witty remark is a funny sarcastic comment (Friend - "You know - THE good book" Me - "You mean the Kama-Sutra?" that's the best comment I've ever made, and that was about a year ago). Anywho.

My favorite pairings are as follows:

Draco/Ginny - this was the first pairing I ever read (at the prompting of a friend), and it still has a place in my heart.

Hermione/Snape - OMG this is my favorite overall. But only if it's done really well, in a way that stays true to both characters. Go read Roman Holiday if you love HG/SS or HG/DM fics. It's the best one I've ever read.

Dean/Seamus - while I haven't read many of these, I still think it's a good pairing.

Eight Ways from Sunday is an amazing fic, that has so many amazing pairings. It's long, which makes me extremely happy, and has many plot twists. Some pairings offhand include: HP/HG, DM/GW, Dean/Seamus, Ron/Padma, Sirius/Remus, and many others that I can't think of right now. Absolutely astounding. Read it. NOW.

Pairings that I absolutely canNOT stand for any reason, are as follows:

Harry/any other male - it just bothers me, because Harry never ever ever struck me as being gay. Ever. Find me a really good fic that still plays up to his character, and I'll read it and get back to you.

Hermione/any other female - read above statement.

Okay, now then. About me, if you really want to know.

Name: Laire Ankale (no, not my real name)

Age: 20

Birthday: December 17th, 1987 (yes, I am a Sagittarius, albeit I have a lot of water and earth thrown in with my fire, too)

Height/Weight: 5'6 1/2 (yes, and a half) and 160lbs

Hair/Eyes: Auburn, brown (usually with glasses, sometimes with contacts)

I love to read, write (duh, why else would I be here), draw, listen to music (classic rock, rock, alternative), drink coffee, reminisce, and other things that aren't really very interesting. Harry Potter fills up my spare time. Which is a lot.

I'm currently living with my sister, brother-in-law, 4-year-old niece, and 18month old nephew. I work for the Humane Society with all the little kitties, and they are my babies!

Feel free to contact me at the given items:

AIM: Ocean0fBIue

email: blessed_unicorn@yahoo.com

website:

artwork (including lots of HP fanart!):

Some Awesome Links

As I find really good links, I'll put them up here :)

The Harry Potter Lexicon
I have found this an amazingly useful site when writing my fanfics, simply because it has names and trivial information that I cannot remember off the top of my head. It's pretty much a Harry Potter encycopedia full of cross-referencing, a search engine, and an easy to use table of contents.

The Potter Puppet Pals
If you are a Harry Potter fan, and have NOT seen these, than you are extremely deprived. Go watch them. NOW! They're amazing.

The Potter Puppet Pals Musical
This is a musical based off the Harry Potter books, and it was done by the same people who did the Potter Puppet Pals. The songs are amazing, and it's chock full of little nuances. You have to listen to it two or three times to catch them all (unless you're following along with the lyrics, also provided on the page)

The Dark Lord Waldemart
OMFG you have to watch this. It's a Harry Potter video which completely pokes fun at how Wal-Mart is pretty much a bane to our economy. And of course it uses Harry Potter and their world to do so :) It's funny. Watch it.

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The Incident In The Great Hall by Acadia elle reviews
Winner of the Silver Award, in the Pride Category, of the Multifaceted Awards: Round Three, The Severus Snape Round! Pre HBP AU Romance - Forced to work together, Severus Snape and Hermione Granger realize that there is more magic in the world than they thought. They discover the magic that exists when two souls intertwine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,288 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Fates Impose by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
The Hermione that Severus knew from his past is now back in his life. She's determined to solve the puzzle of who sent her back to the past, and he's determined to get the answers he never got. Sequel to the Library but can be read as stand-alone. Redo!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,792 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Disguised Affections by dressagegrrrl reviews
AU. SSHG. Post-Vold. Snape is #1 on the Dth Eater hit-list after the fall of the Dark Lord. His memory is wiped when he is attacked, and to buy time to find a solution, Dumbledore hides him amongst the 7th yrs under a glamour and the watchful eye of HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,351 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Library by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
He wanted to rip her apart. He wanted to tear the knowing smile from her face and swallow it whole. Each night Severus spent in the library with the new Gryffindor was a night he had to restrain himself. She was a fool for straying from her pack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,209 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Be My Valentine, Professor Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
A very tipsy and determined twentyseven year old Hermione gets it in her head that it's a sad, sad thing Severus Snape is no one's valentine after playing chaperone at the Annual Valentine's Day dance at Hogwarts. A spicy encounter is in the making.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Complicate You by Findabhiar Aery reviews
COMPLETE. Basically, it follows Ginny's 6th year at Hogwarts minus the Golden Trio. DracoBlaiseGinny, graphic sexual content, and some slash, just so you're warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,051 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Potions Master For Sale by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut and, of course, a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,147 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Salazar's Curse by Escritor reviews
When a curse pushes Draco and Ginny together, Ginny is sure life will be horrible... But could Ginny teach Draco a few things about love? And vice versa? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,030 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Where Strength Begins by Song Angel reviews
Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,200 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Through His Stomach by AlibisDragon reviews
We all saw how Kyo and Yuki reacted when Tohru returned to her grandfather's house. But, what about Shigure? Find out how her departure, her absence, and her return affected the ever loveable dog of the zodiac. AUish, a ShigurexTohru moment. Complete.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,540 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Shigure S., Tohru H. - Complete
All Secrets Sleep in Winter Clothes by enlightenedkitty reviews
[Complete!] When Snape, ever the bastard, is exposed as a spy, top auror Hermione is sent to Hogwarts to protect him. But meanwhile, Harry's behaving erratically, Draco's slimy as ever and Ronald Weasley desperately needs a woman. HG&SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,769 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Lunalelle reviews
Hermione is magically Dared to seduce Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,733 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Things Forgotten Are Best Not Remembered reviews
Or so Severus Snape believed. Hermione Granger must go into hiding, and Snape must be the one to hide her. Takes place 3 years after the defeat of Voldemort. AU and from Snape's POV. Will be HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Just Once reviews
Hermione forgot about Snape, until he happened upon her store. Six years after graduation, she decides to go after what she's wanted for ten years. HGSS. AU. Oneshot. Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Diary of HJ Granger reviews
Hermione has just graduated Hogwarts, and starts a new journal. She doesn't know what to do after school, and is now beginning her life as an adult. Non HBPon compliant. Will be HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Winter of Summer reviews
Summer Sundale is a transfer student to Hogwarts from America. She struggles with her past while searching for friends, and ends up discovering them in the most unthinkable place. Severus Snape & original character, pre Harry or AU. SSOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,973 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, or others discover the hard way things they shouldn't do while at Hogwarts. Based off of 50 Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts icons. Random, but amusing. Minifics or ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2007
Potions Gone Wrong reviews
Hermione wants to get into the best research facility in the Wizarding world. Snape gives her an extra assignment, to prove to him that she's capable in potions. She proves her abilities, but at what cost? HGSS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete