Just...ME: What can i say? If you're THAT fascinated by me, just ask!
Age: 35690.69 (what, did you expect me to tell you?)
School: Culinary school.
Interests: Meh. Tennis, double bass, books, baking and last but not least, history. More specifically: the Medieval era, more specifically: weaponry: more specifically: close melee weapons (a.k.a. swords, maces, axes, spears, etc.) I'm also a practitioner of Aikido and Kenjutsu and deeply believe in the surrounding philosophy of the arts. I will also shamlessly admit to being a complete Star Wars geek, and love anything to do with Predators (AVP was awsome). Now if you REALLY care enough to want a better description of me, then message me and we'll talk. Until then, I'll be throwing myself at 5-10 different story ideas which I all love, but can't finish. (and no, i never really update anything i ever post on fanfiction.net. i write everything by hand and it's a major pain to retype it all. That and I don't get enough reviews to really think anyone cares that much.)
On a personal-note, for whoever writes/reads fanfics based on japanese stuff: a tanto is NOT A SWORD! FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME, IT AVERAGES AROUND 6-12 INCHES LONG! ITS A DAGGER, GODDAMNIT!
Musings of a bored reader:
Does anyone besides me find it amusing that in Naruto/Yugito fanfics, Nibi has pretty much the same role? Almost always female, and almost always crazy horny and intent on putting dirty images into Yugito's head. Its amazing to me that almost every author loves that portrayal of the two-tailed kitty. Including me. Horny Nibislightly prudish Yugito=HILARIOUS times.
So what's the deal with the replacement technique, kawarimi? It claims not to be a space/time technique, and yet it has been used to escape situations that literally have NO escape aside from teleportation. What gives? The same argument goes for the body flicker technique, shunshin. It insists that is merely a burst of extreme speed, and yet it is used to exit rooms that have NO OPENING. If you walk into a room and close the door behind you, you should not be able to use shunshin to leave the room without opening the door first. Does it allow for high speed, invisible door opening too? That's a hellva technique. Naruto cannon states that both shunshin and kawarimi are not space/time ninjutsu, and I will honor that in anything I write. But I just want it to be known that I do so under protest.