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Hi everyone I just wanted to tell you all a little bit about my self.
Name: Not saying but everyone calls me Munchie.
Age: Now 19! yay!!
Place of Residence: United States but I would love to live in England for a couple of years.
Siblings: One older brother, four surrogant brothers, two surrogant sisters and two nephews and a niece.
Hobbies: Wathcing T.V., going on FanFic, writing stories, reading, hanging with my friends and going to the movies.
Favorite Book: That's obvious Harry Potter but I also like The Midnighters Series, The Barcode Tattoo and The Barcode Rebellion, Tripping to Nowhere and Unleashed by Kristopher Reisz, Alex Rider series, Twilight series and so many others that I can't even think of right now.
Favorite Music: I love early rap music anything from 1979 to 1997, i love rock, heavy metal. I also love all of the 90's dance hits and anything form the 80's I absolutely love. There are to many bands to name here so I won't even try.
Favorite T.V. Show: My favorite show is Supernatural I absolutely love Jared and Jensen they are both so cute. If you haven't watched it before then you have to try at lest once. It's on at 9 on Thursday on the CW. I also like Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Charmed, Angel, Bones, Numbers, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, South Park, Boy Meets World, Reba, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Monday Night RAW, Smackdown, Golden Girls. There are probably more that I'm missing but I'll add them later.
Favorite Actors: Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles (Supernatural), Drew Fuller, Brian Krause, Julian McMahon (Charmed), Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Joe Flanigan, David Hewlett, Paul McGillion, Jason Momoa, David Nykl, Richard Dean Anderson, Michael Shanks, Christopher Judge. Again there are probably more but I can't think of any right now.
Favorite Actresses: Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan, Emma Watson, Katie Cassidy (Supernatural), Tori Higginson, Amanda Tapping, Rachel Lutterell and Jewel Staite. Like above there are more but I don't want to write them all down.
Favorite Movie: To many to name but my all time favorites are the Harry Potter series, Disney classics, Ace Ventura (both of them), Hairspary, Across the Universe, Phantom of the Opera, lots of scary movies, comedies, Jumper, Jurasic Park (all three), Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3, Lord of the Rings 1-3, The Condemded and so many more.
Favorite Sport: I love Wrestling and Football. I know that Wrestling is fake but I still love it. My favorite wrestlers are; Triple H, shawn Michaels, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Kane, Undertaker, Chris Jericho, Hardcore Holly, Brian Kendric, Paul London, Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Mickie James, Ashley, Maria, Batista, Big Show, Mcik Foley, Ray Mysterio. That's a lot of wrestlers. My favorite football teams are: Seattle Seahawks, Miami Dolphins, Green Bay Packers, San Fransisco 49er's
My favorite Harry Potter pairings are:
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Lily/James, Harry/Luna, Neville/Luna, Harry/Pansy.
I don't mind reading slash as long as it isn't the central part of the story but I won't write it, I just don't think I could write it.
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Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and says, "What the fuck, bitch, get the hell outta my way!"
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we fucked up."
Sorry I'm late. I got into a fight with my rice krispies. I distinctly heard, "Snap, Crackle, Fuck that Asshole."
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.
If you're nice, u can call me honey. If you're sweet, you can call me sweety. If ur hot, u can call me tonight!
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
You said you couldn't stand to see my heart break. . . so when you broke it, did you close your eyes?
I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.
I don't obsess, I think intensely.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.
Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.
Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!
I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.
What is this "kindness" you speak of?
Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.
The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten.
I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.
I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.
I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else.
Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!!
Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant.
Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Call me when it's safe to come home.
25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me: IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me: WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING . 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me: ESP. 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . 22.My Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots. 24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about Justice --One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _'
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me: ESP.
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about Justice
--One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.