All it took was one moment. Harry choses to take control of his life and ends up in a medieval magical world. When the war begins all of Westeros will come to learn of the Winter Wizard. Winter is Coming. Harry & Daenerys

Ciaphas Cain just intended to spend time partying with the local elite to make his lifetime posting managing a bunch of PDF on a backwater world like Slawkenberg more comfortable. Now his face is on the flag of rebellion across the system, he has an enamoured Daemon Princess stalking him from the Warp, and the lunatics are looking to HIM for leadership …

Somehow, I find myself reborn in the world of Harry Potter as a no-name orphan. You know what that means: pursuing magic's secrets and uncovering the most tantalizing of mysteries this world has to offer! Oh, Voldemort? Why should I care? SI OC. A slow-boil, realistic journey of a man rediscovering his path in a world of great magic— whether for good, or for evil.

Harry recognized the need for the DA in his first year rather than his fifth. With a group of powerful friends, unexpected allies, and the planning to overcome age old enemies and meddling Headmasters as well, can these students traverse the dangerous halls of Hogwarts and the world outside of them? Can they defeat the Dark Lord and his followers while fighting for communal reform?

The Celestial Forge is the greatest combination of crafting powers in Jumpchain, meaning it is the greatest combination of crafting abilities in all of fiction. In Brockton Bay a forgotten side character's trigger event ends with him linked to the Celestial Forge rather than his intended shard. His expanding collection of tinker abilities drag him into the city's cape conflicts.

Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...

You know who's only slightly less annoying than Greg Veder? Bryce Kiley, and only thanks to a lack of screen time. So why am I him? OC-Insert. ToF format.

A renegade Jedi has a force vision of a pair of powerful Force-Sensitives. This sets in motion events that will see the rise of a new order of Force users. This new order will have a profound effect on the future of many worlds. HP/LL SW Universe.

At the end of Robert's Usurpation, Jon Snow had been born and brought to Winterfell while his paternal family laid in bloody ruins. Somehow, this time I and my twin sister went North with Eddard Stark instead of Jon Snow. What happens when due to some reason a boy with passable knowledge of ASOIAF is born as Daeron Targaryen, son to Lyanna and Rhaegar and brother to Visenya. SI-Jon

Before his death, Brandon Stark had a legitimate son, Nathan Stark, heir to the North. After being saved by Ned Stark, Nathan strives to make the North strong so no one would see the North as the weakest realm in Westeros. Watch as Nathan raises the North to a new power never before seen in Westeros. (Rated: M for Language/Lemon)

Dying, Bellatrix uses her heirloom to send Harry to the past. There, he can try stopping Voldemort while making the acquaintance of a young and impressionable Bellatrix Black, who may opt to serve Lord Black instead of Voldemort. H/B. Rewrite of DE with different plot, some new characters. No need to read original. Backwards compatible with PB.

Reborn as the twin brother to Peter Quill, Nathan goes his own way because, as awesome as the Marvel universe is, he wants to live his second chance to the fullest. He doesn't really have a plan, to be honest, but he knows where to start. [Rated M for language and violence. Citrus is undecided.] [Image by usr: 431101134]

Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto

I was chosen because I had thought it through and because I knew what pain and suffering was. Now I have the chance to see if my ideas can help Shepard save the galaxy. SI.

Harry Potter is not a success. A failure as an Auror and with a string of failed relationships he is living proof that money can't buy you happiness. Eventually, he finds himself working with George Weasley at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. That is until a magic accident propels him backwards in time...way backwards in time.

Everyone knows the story, the Potters attacked and little Harry left with his relatives. But what happens when the last Potter stumbles upon something left behind? What does someone with no preconceived notions about Magic do when they find out that it's real? Do they follow along just like everyone else? Or do they find their own path? Harry Potter did always like to make things!

Tanya is reincarnated into Star Wars as the daughter and heir of Count Dooku.

In 226 AC, Edwyle Stark becomes Lord Paramount of the North after his father's death by Raymun Redbeard. Only Edwyle is actually Jack Carter, an American agricultural scientist, who awakens in an unfamiliar body. To prevent starvation, he must rule and reform, navigating challenges in a land he once thought was mere fantasy. Can he manage? For winter is coming.

A self-insert fic where a man is turned into a teenager, shoved into the Pokemon world for four months, then unceremoniously dropped into the Young Justice universe next. He is not happy.

Rogue Knight sequel-you need to read it first. The Clone Wars continue to rage across the galaxy. The Separatist latest offensive left them in control of large tracks of Republic space. The Corellian system has fallen and Kamino has been lost. The Republic is reeling after a Jedi led coup saw Chancellor Palpatine assassinated only for him to give Order 66 with his dying breath.

Choices are never as simple as onwards or back. Harry is a stranger in a strange land, wielding deceptively different magic from the natives. Far from home, he must adjust to a harsher culture, a dramatic shift in the value of resources and magic, and carve out a role for himself in Alagaesia amidst the seeds of a revolutionary war. NotARider!Harry

Reborn as Tristifer Tully, eldest son of House Tully, a man with knowledge of Westeros' future seeks to reshape fate. Named for a king of old, he navigates family, politics, and prophecy—determined to protect his loved ones and change the game before it begins. SI OC pre rebellion era

The world of Pokémon is one filled with many wonders. Amazing Pokémon and humans live together, hand in hand. But the scars of the past run deep underneath the surface. Schemes, secrets, and monsters await. When the end of the world is only a future away, will our protagonist be able to save the day? One thing is for sure, he never asked for this shit.

The universe gave me another chance after life screwed me over. My second life brought me to a world where people breath fire, walk on water and some people with special eyes that give them bullsh#t powers. Well, I got the gamer ability. And I'm gonna use it to stand at the peak. But it's gonna be a long journey before I reach that summit. SI - MC.

The Stargate show implied that the timeline we saw in on screen was arguably the best. We outrigts saw many realities where various decisions and bad luck either doomed Earth, or saw it pay much higher price for its eventual ascension as a galactic power. This is a story about one of those realities where sheer luck and relying on a last minute resque are not wise decisions...

Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.

Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?

Danny and Annette Hebert had a dark secret long before their daughter Taylor was born. Now widowed, Danny finds raising his daughter harder than he expected. When he finds out that she is being bullied, his reaction may be ... extreme.

Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!

He's not involved with The Straw Hats. He's not involved with the story. He's half a world away from all that insanity and quite frankly...he's fine with that. Gamer Fic. Semi-SI.

If you had to describe yourself in a single sentence, what would it be? For Ajax, it would be something like: 'I was born into the wrong world.' However, in a twist of fate, he found himself whisked away into the Dragon Ball universe—the world he had always dreamed of! The catch? He's human. But then again, who said humans couldn't be strong? SI/OC, WeaktoStrong, Transmigration.

Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.

Orphaned Harry Potter had one more family member he could be left with: his father's squib sister, whose last name got shortened to Potts when she moved to the US.

A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.

When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?

His first death was alike his first life - eventless. Thrown into the shoes of a character who didn't have the opportunity to shine, what would he do? Stick to the shadows or shine brighter than any of his forebears had?

In another life Eddard promised something to his sister on her deathbed . In this one he promised something else to his Mother on her deathbed and that promise changed everything. A/N: Reviews are appreciated.

Harry's life has been one of pain and dissatisfaction for as long as he can remember. His only relatives hate him and no one seems to care what happens to him, that is except for the girl who seems to visit him in his dreams. She speaks of strange places and things, even magic! How will meeting her change his life, he wonders.

Sometimes a chance meeting can be the beginning to something bigger. Maybe it can even help ease some of the wounds of the past and start a new path.

A Jedi youngling decides to seek his future out in the wider galaxy, rather than be shipped off to the agri-corps. Years later he decides to post how to videos about the Force on the HoloNet. Not a crack fic. Not an SI.

The horcrux is destroyed by the basilisk's venom. With the weight removed from his soul the magical world opens up before Harry. His parents were considered some of the best of their generation and Harry is going to prove he is their son.

At winter's end, there is rumor of a strange manor appearing in the western Wolfswood, home to an equally strange man and his tall, kindly wife. Lord Rickard Stark, Warden of the North, seeks answers.

Captain America spent over half a century encased in ice... Xander spent about five years, but they both have several things in common, including the people who have revived them. Will our favorite Zeppo find his place in this new world?

What if humanity was diplomatically isolated from the Citadel races, left to fend for itself against the Batarians and other threats? This is an AU story of a humanity forced to struggle and fight for its place in the stars, with many points of divergence and some pretty significant changes made to the background lore. Contains violence and some mature themes.

A small change in Harry's battle with the Basilisk had him slowly absorbing Voldemort's memories from the Horcrux in his scar. Follow Harry as he makes preparations to leave the Wizarding world behind for good and embark on a long and exciting journey into the unknown. Little does Harry expect to be launched into a world of false gods and spaceships. Smart/Powerful/Grey Harry.

An OC finds himself plunged into the Naruto verse with gamer powers. Homesick and uncertain of how much time he has, he goes on to create a place of his own in a new and ruthless world.Kumogakure-centric. Strong!OC, Gamer!OC, Magnet-Release.

Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic.

"I may be Dunmer, but I am the Dragonborn, and I will defend your people whether they like it or not." Expands on Skyrim. Features fleshed out characters, content from earlier games and apocrypha, alternate choices and consequences for actions. WARNING: Contains mature content, including sexual themes, violence, and in-depth examinations of lore.

I thought my second life was going to be as boring and normal as the first. Thank God that didn't turn out to be the case. (Inspired Inventor)

The Enterprise arrives at a wormhole just in time to see a lifeboat be ejected into their universe. The occupant is a mystery, but he brings knowledge of a future of only war. Cultures clash as they get to know their new guest and try to comprehend humanities future as he tries to return to the battle that rages above Cadia.

The life of the Heberts changes rather a lot when Danny and Taylor use the rarest superpower of all and actually communicate with each other. Of course things go a little weird when in the process of this they poke around in the attic and come across Papa Schimmelhorn's old toolbox... Turns out Taylor has something of a knack. Probably runs in the family.

"You can't always win. Sometimes circumstances are outside your control, sometimes you suffer losses. If we don't bend, we break. A shinobi endures. Do you understand?" His life the prize in a game with stakes too high and odds too long, Naruto learns that survival is its own form of victory. Sequel to Patriot's Dawn. AU.

Self insert with a twist. I find myself in ME a decade before ME1. Shepard is not a badass commander yet, Garrus hasn't joined C-Sec. I have to find my own path. Not sure on any pairings yet, the situation shall evolve as I go along. Update and rewrite completed on 31.05.2021

Michael Corleone died in a dusty part of Sicily with a heart broken and regret haunting him in every waking hour. Instead of being subjected to God's Judgment, he finds himself reborn to a new family in a strange world, and not all was well. For family, a choice once made will be made once more even if he knew God was testing him. After all...family mattered more than salvation.

Small changes butterfly into big ones. Although butterflies aren't quite the correct insect... And life, once more, becomes a touch odd for everyone in range of a Hebert. Don't let it Bug you.

One-shot story. Obi-Wan meets a fellow Jedi survivor Cal Kestis, who makes him reflect on his own failing with Anakin after Cal's fight with his best friend.

Why would you think a shut-in would change his ways, just because he got superpowers? I'm happy right here in my room.

A man well suited to being a shinobi is reincarnated into the Naruto world at a key stage in its history, not knowing what is to come how will his actions inadvertently effect the future. OC-insert

Watch as a D&D wizard travels to another universe in search of more magic.

A young Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this he developed a love of video games. Little did he know it would result in him waking up with the ability to view life as one. Naruto had no idea what to make of this, but after discovering the perks decided to go with the flow. But will life be harder or easier remains unseen? AU. Naruto/The Gamer/Solo Leveling.

A trouble magnet Starfleet Intelligence Agent finds himself on the USS Voyager. Hilarity and complexity ensues. NOT a Self Insert, AU. DEAD.

A crossover between Worm and the Cyberpunk universe. MC is Taylor from an AU (Riley/Bonesaww triggered with QA bug control powers and killed Jack Slash) but she lived her life as is canon, then gets swapped into the Cyberpunk universe and must survive. Medical Tinker Taylor in a Cyberpunk world.

Harry doesn't have a date to the Yule Ball, a certain Slytherin girl tries to remedy that.

His final words were "No more hiding." Command, curse or something else altogether? Naruto didn't know but soon all would learn some things are better left hidden.

A young man wakes up in the middle of the 40K universe. With life on one hand and death on the other, he falls in with the Freeport Fusiliers; an Imperial Guard regiment ordered to retreat from the doomed Octarius Sector. In an effort to maintain his sanity, he starts a journal detailing major events in his career. Now he finds himself going toe-to-toe against the Tau and the Orks.

Taylor Hebert just can't get a break. She retired to a peaceful alternate Earth after the horror show that was Golden Morning, but Contessa didn't bother making sure she lived to reach old age. And someone seems to be pulling strings behind the curtain, because this definitely isn't the afterlife...

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. 'Not dying' just got a lot more complicated than 'follow chemlab safety instructions.' A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.

What do you do if you gain powers? Your best to make the world a better place, of course.

A normal twenty-first century human mind stuck inside a Huragok, a Forerunner biobot, gets punted straight into the worst place anyone could ever be: Warhammer 40k. What is he to do but what he is made for? Beware all who call this horrid universe home, you will be 'halped'. First story on this site, updates every month. I have up to chapter 12 already written.

A small change had Harry slowly absorbing memories from Voldemort's soul shard in his head after the battle in the Chamber of Secrets. Follow him as those memories lead him to an escape from the Wizarding World and an adventure in a whole new reality with spaceships and space wizards. Grey/Smart/Powerful Harry. Slow Build Up.

Canon-Divergent, SI-Sasuke Uchiha. Itachi was a true prodigy, but an adult in the body of Sasuke can pull off a lot of things, especially given the cheat code known as the Sharingan. Follow the MC as he tries to find his place in the world, or a way out of it, while he fends off the endless stream of people after his eyes.

It's been seventy years since Voldemort fell and the war ended, but Harry's battle persisted. Until he clashes with a witch meddling with time, and the clocks turn back. The die is cast, a new path forged. Old challenges meet new tricks. Someone's going to die, and it won't be him. Sic semper tyrannis, and may the gods help all those who stand in his way, for no one else will.

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down. Coming to terms with this crazy new chapter, I try my best to enjoy this opportunity as much and as long as possible. (Male SI)

Third in series, read prequels or be confused. Harry had spent his whole life wishing for magic to be more abundant, and that was precisely what he got. He wasn't even particularly upset about the many serious dangers inherent in such a thing, for what was life without challenge? The irony of ending up in Azeroth after all the references was a bit on the nose, though.

It all started when Dragon received a message from someone claiming to be the Simurgh, moments before the apparent death of the third Endbringer. The question this raises? Just what was her plan.

Entombed on the Golden Throne, the Master of Mankind has been near helpless to combat the dangers humanity faces. However against all odds, the Emperor decided to try to tip the scale in Humanity's favor no matter the cost. The Herd has lacked a Shepard for far too long. It's time for something new... well, new-ish.

And here we are again for even more fragments from my ADHD riddled mind.

Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?

Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.

A collection of short stories set in Naruto's childhood with extra fluff. Based on the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. Small chapter sizes.

Gravity defying silver hair. Mask. Aloof. Some call him Kakashi, some call him Dog, while others call him the Copy Ninja. To me, he was simply dad. OC Self-insert

Alexander Carter didn't accomplish anything truly worth noting during his life. So when he was offered a chance to make a difference in the overgrowing universe he accepted without much argument on his part. Now armed with the skills and knowledge of one of the deadliest and most feared warrior in existence, The Doom Slayer, Alex will make sure that all will know his name.

Oddity - anything that doesn't belong. Living in Konoha in the wake of Second Shinobi War was not an easy task - especially for a Senju. Hatorama Senju found about that in a hard way. Not only does he have to deal with Danzou, Orochimaru and what not, but he has to keep an eye on the future also. That is if he survives this upcoming war. Self Insert SI/OC Rated T for language

It's sort of a sequel to Tenhawks Alexander Harris and the Shadow Council story. When a portal deposits Xander Harris in a new dimension, he has to rely on everything he learned at Hogwarts and in Sunnydale if he wants to ever hope to find his way home.

Based on The Galactic War challenge by Belgrath on DZ2's forums. During the Battle at the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter is sent to the Star Wars universe. Arriving two years before Attack of the Clones, this is Harry's story as he grows through the Clone Wars and his return home. An eventual H/Hr, it will develop after harry's return. Not sure which genres to call this one.

Greg Veder tries to do the right thing.

She calls herself Taylor Hebert. Yet, she is burdened with memories of another life, another series of trials. And in this world of gods and monsters, it is only fitting, that salvation would come upon the wings of an angel.

The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia. Part 1 of Vaderline

AlternativePower!Taylor. At the death of Ywach, Yamamoto's stolen Bankai is released, but now that the old commander is dead, a new wielder is needed. How will the multiverse react to a 15 years-old girl with to much firepower and a talent for escalation?

With Sirius dead, Harry seizes an unexpected opportunity to save his godfather, only to find himself in more trouble than he could have imagined. Arriving in 1930s Britain, he now must navigate a new world, and a different threat still with Voldemort's emergence on the horizon. But first, there was a greater war he must face, and a new foe; a Dark Lord he knew not.

Weary of dealing with Wizarding World after the deaths of his closest friends and the Hypocrisy of those he had 'saved', Harry Potter uses a ritual to travel somewhere else. Though he hopes the travel will help fill the emptiness he feels in his soul, the yearning for something to help him feel 'complete', Harry will find that Grim Darkness awaits, and there is only War.

When Taylor realized just what her Tinker power was trying to tell her, she had to make a choice. Does she risk making a possibly genocidal AI so she can make a difference in the world? Or does she continue to exist as the personal chewtoy of the universe? The choice was easily made.

Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.

In the forty-fifth year after the coming of the Dragon, a man is displaced and pushed into the body of a Westerosi boy, bringing change to a stagnant world.

AU. Humor, drama, and action. Robert Baratheon enjoys a family moment and a private drink with the Starks at Winterfell. Intoxicated, and more than a little addled by a lifetime of trauma, he draws the wrong conclusions, which changes the course of history, laying the foundation for the legend of Good King Robert.

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

The Fire Nation saw the Southern Water Tribe brought to heel over the course of the Hundred Years War. A man from our world doesn't feel like waiting on Aang to save his people. SI/OC SI/Gamer

Maekar Flowers knew much in this second life. He knew that though he was bastard born, the royal blood in his veins was a blessing. He knew that war was coming, regardless of his actions. And he knew, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he wanted nothing to do with it. How will the Dance of Dragons shift when a new dragonrider enters the fray, unwilling to play the game of thrones? AU

At long last, and at a terrible cost, the War of Light is over. After a lifetime of war, Tarble seeks to understand what it means to be at peace. But war is not something that's so easily left behind. Conflict is in his nature, and his race needs a home, and his empire needs a capital.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire

A disillusioned Harry Potter begins to unravel his potential as the wizarding world follows the Triwizard Tournament. Harry delves into a world that is much greater, and more complicated, than he was aware of. The story contains detailed magic, politics, social situations and complicated motivations. It is a story of growth and maturation.

Harry has been forced into the Triwizard Tournament but with a piece of advice he decides to do what is right.

Superman died. He took his killer, the creature known only as Doomsday, down with him, but still the world is left reeling. Desperate for a replacement, Cadmus is tasked with creating a new Superman. When a fire breaks out at their facility, three intrepid sidekicks eager to prove themselves descend down the depths of its many labs, where they encounter more than just Project Kr...

It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.

The rebirth of an entire race and society is a tall order when this and other galaxies are not safe. What is Harry to do? What he does best, jump in feet first. Here is Part 2 of the Harry Potter/Stargate saga. Rating T for some language and mentions of nudity later on. Pairings HP/HG/LL/other

Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.

YAHF. Due to being forced to take the kids costume shopping, Xander, Buffy, and Willow all ended up getting costumes made of random bits and pieces...Both Buffy and Willow had a character, but Xander? He went as an ideal. Now, because of that he has been granted powers and a destiny he did not ask for, by no less than the God-Emperor himself... Xander-Harem! Multi-cross! T-M rated.

All Harry wanted to do was retire to some island somewhere to get as far away from from all the attention of magical Britain as he possibly could... he just wasn't sure why everyone insisted on calling it his 'dark lair'... (Or: how Harry got the reputation of a dark lord without really meaning to.)

Participating in the Game of Thrones did sound like fun but let me tell you, it is not. Nine parts boredom and one part terror is more like it. Still, i will do my best to survive and even thrive if i can manage it...and stay alive long enough to do it. Follow the SI son of a minor northern house on his journey. SI/AU (Crossposting of a story i write on SB)

All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.

Barty Crouch Jr. had one more trick up his sleeve-A randomized Portkey to send Harry somewhere else. Over a month later, Dumbledore and Harry's friends have tracked Harry down to a tropical island full of danger. Where Harry has definitely undergone a change, and Dumbledore's original plan to defeat Voldemort is scrap. Time for a new one, then.

Taylor is a Greater Western Dragon. Your argument is invalid.

He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)

Finding myself in the body of Naruto Uzumaki was pretty unsettling. But I can't complain too much because Kami knows there are plenty of other characters that get way less plot armor. Enough talk, there are enemies to kill and plans to be disrupted. Wouldn't have signed up for this, but since I'm here, might as well get the job done. Now on Royal Road.

Welcome to Star Wars! It sounds glamorous, right? How many fans had wished for that to happen? When you awaken as a slave, end up murdering your master and got shipped to the Sith Academy on Korriban before you're sure what the kriff is happening, you'll change your tune. Welcome to the Sith Empire! It's time to shape up or die, acolyte. Welcome to hell!

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

Samuel Sterns made it out of Harlem, causing ripples to be felt throughout the MCU. SI/OC SI/Rick Jones AKA A-Bomb.

Correctly placed stones can change the course of a river. Impersonating Sasuke after team selections proves to be a bad decision on Naruto's part and Sakura extracts her pound of flesh in revenge...the consequences of which shake the foundations of the future and Naruto's beliefs. Shimura Danzo just takes the advantage.

They didn't respect anyone who wasn't useful in a fight. First impressions can be misleadng.

A random guy finds himself in an unusual place, in an unusual time and in a VERY unusual body. Recognizing the chance that he is given and the fate that now rests on his (annoyingly small) shoulders, he tries to go through life simply doing the best he can. But can destiny be truly changed by the actions of one man (especially since he's not a Skywalker)? Only time will tell...

Taylor has been cursed with a kleptomaniac robot skeleton living in her head. Shenanigans ensue.

Prompts, challenges, and ideas turned into short stories. Cleaned up with a few grammar apps, but none are edited. Expect lots of humor, including some rather dark tones, along with a helping of entertainment.

What if Jon Snow wasn't the stupidest man in Westeros? A new beginning where Jon is still Lyanna's son, but Ned Stark hides him in a different way, which has a major impact on the Wars to come. A more cunning Snow changes the outcomes for his brothers and sisters.

No one knows what happened that Halloween night, but Jack Potter is named the Boy-Who-Lived. But what will happen to his brother, Harry, when he is sent to the Dursleys for 'safety'. What will he become? Powerful, Intelligent, Grey Harry. 3 years older than Canon. Alive Potters, Good intentioned but manipulative Dumbledore, AU, graphic in parts

In which Naruto opens his door to find the closet-pervert, who offers to teach him for a bit. Meanwhile, Ebisu sees Naruto rocket to heights no dead-last should reach, even under his tutelage. Divergence. Het. Naruto is apparently more like Minato than anyone thought.

Nathan wakes up to find himself in a body that didn't belong to him and in an unfamiliar place. He now has to adapt and create a new, and hopefully, better life for himself. But there is a secret to the place he ends up in...(SI/OC).

Luke Skywalker is one of the most powerful Force users to ever live. Fueled by his connection to the Force, his destiny was always bound for greatness and his battles always meant to be a legendary struggle of Light overcoming Dark. But what sort of future might he have now? Armed with new knowledge, will the galaxy be prepared? Star Wars, SI!Luke.

The Shinigami was satisfied by the bloodbath called the Fourth Shinobi World War. He reaped the souls of over 80,000 ninjas and countless civilians... Then why does he send one of them back in time? (Time-travel done RIGHT; read the first chapter to be convinced. Full summary inside. Features Fūinjutsu!Naruto. Will be EPIC in length. NO HAREM.) "Err... why do you smell like fish?"

A father decides to conquer the world for fun, profit and to keep his daughter safe (Evil Genius Inspiration)

Reincarnation. Lovely. I want to live to age 30, but nooooo; it has to be a fighting anime with Doomsday plan in motion! Kakashi is a Troll, Shisui can't deal, I'm stalked by an eldritch-ish Aburame and Itachi crashes on my couch now. Say bye-bye to canon! SI Kimimaro. No slash pairings. PERMANENTLY RELOCATED TO AO3.

A spinoff from my Worm story 'Distance Learning for Fun and Profit', which has become large enough to split out as a separate thing. Also to stop people complaining... :) Note that you'll probably need to read the original story to make it make sense, and having a working knowledge of Worm is most likely also required.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

Xander goes as a more famous soldier for Halloween - Chapter 21 uploaded

After the end of the war, Harry has a meeting in Gringotts that changes his life. Given a unique opportunity to rebuild the world, he takes it upon himself to restore what was once lost to the wizarding world, while falling for a charming witch at the same time.

after reading past chapter 200 in "Taylor Varga" i got curious about the "Higher Powers" and came up with this. complete as of 10/18/21 pending any errors that need to be corrected. 11/18/21: Expanded Shipgirl chapter a bit.

The sun rises over Brockton Bay.

Humanity was unified by the Pluto Research Council, a forward-looking nation-state dedicated to the advancement of the species via relentless pursuit of knowledge and development. With the discovery of the Charon relay, how will the Scientific Principle guide Humanity into the future? (Updated: Book 1 Chapter 1)

Naruto Uzumaki was a mass of conflicting fronts and ideas. He was loud and stupid, but shy and intelligent. He was sunny and always smiling but wept in the silence of his room. What will happen when he catches the attention of T&I's Ibiki, and his two new teammates? Will they be able to unravel the complex web of disguises that Naruto has woven? Watch and see.

A silly tale in which I am inserted into the SW Galaxy. Can I, a middle aged 21st century plebe succeed where a bunch of bodacious badasses failed in not having Anakin go bad? Can I also avoid a shanking from the Legion of Sith friends?

Harry Potter is done with life. He did everything and all he wanted was to pass on to the next great adventure. Sadly, rules get in the way of this and he must now find a new way to keep living. It's not all bad though. At least he gets another chance to live life his way and on his terms. Warning: Mentions of attempted suicide and other stuff to come.

Alternative-power!Taylor. After triumphing against the challenges of Drangleic, and conquering every soul she could, Taylor finds herself at yet another bonfire, but this time, it is back in Brockton Bay. How will the world, Cauldron, and the entities, react to this Chosen Undead?

A terrible betrayal, accidental magic, and time travel. A piece on the board whose fate was to die, now knows that winning a war doesn't necessarily mean victory. With both power and foreknowledge, what will he do to ensure the future he knows does not come to pass?

Minerva McGonagall finds a parchment with a list left behind in class and confronts the owner, leading to an awkward conversation.

One day you awake in a dingy, dark cell. The next thing you know, you're being bound to the Emperor as a Sanctified Psyker and send to school, so you can learn how to die in an useful way for the Empire. Once you've survived all that, you find yourself bound for the planet Kronus, where you're to meet the Inquisitor for whom you're supposed to work and everything goes to hell...

Trapped in the locker, Taylor gains the ability to forge wonders of metal. Sharp, pointy, protective wonders. If this were all, it would be par-for-the-course as Tinkers go; yet, at the moment of connection, Taylor receives the Berserker Armor... with the wrathful spirit of its last wearer included.

Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.

Taylor has skillz. And is smarter than the average girl... Strange things result. This is a story that started as a collection of snippets, which seems to have become large enough to warrant taking further. So here it is...

Harry wakes up in a strange jungle seemingly de-aged and without his wand. He has to figure out how to live in this whole new environment that he has seemingly warped to. And what the hell is a Wakanda? First few chapters will be about entry into the world and not much else. Obviously takes place in the Avengers universe. Will primarily use the MCU as a reference.

The many lives of Xander Harris.

Set after the end of Revolution, Daiki and Itachi end up in the MCU. They managed to bring a form of peace to the Elemental Nations, but there was a price to pay in order to guarantee its survival. Will they manage to do the same onto an Earth filled with superhumans? How will they change their approach finding out the existence of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Mutants? Infinity-War fic.

Aiden Neve, a CEO of a construction company wakes up inside an Attack Ball that is headed on a course straight back to earth, and it only gets stranger from there. OC Main Character. Saiyan Biology. Young Justice World.

All you need is love to save the world.

A Sith Lord ends up reincarnated on Earth with a few simple goals - make a fortune so he could enjoy a long overdue vacation, uplift the local technology for convenience sake, because not having a proper planetary datanet is simply so bothersome and pick up an apprentice. After all, someone has to deal with any new (or old) up and coming Dark Lords and the British Wizarding World.

Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.

Yuudai died as a soldier fighting on the front lines. Now he's a shinobi of Iwagakure doing the only thing he knows he's good for, killing his fellow man to survive, however, things are just a bit more complicated this time. He will soon know his enemies lurks in places he never knew they would be. (Dreaming of Sunshine and Sugar Plums AU) (Self-Insert)

Taylor Hebert knew quite a bit about negotiation from her father. One rule she remembered was to keep the other party off balance. Crack.

A man from our world is reborn as Brandon Stark. He could have fun and enjoy this second shot at life, or try and be a hero and make the world a better place. He could use his knowledge to play the game and come out on top, or he could use it to keep his family well away from the death and wars. No one ever said he couldn't do both.

Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.

Vader gave his life for his son. He has slain the Emperor. The prophecy is fulfilled. But the Force is not happy. The prophecy was fulfilled too late in the design of things and sends its Chosen One back in time to where he can make a difference. Now Vader is in his prime, fully healed, sans the right arm being mechanical, and knowledge of the future. How will this play out?

You've seen the stories where two strangers are forced together by a marriage contract. They resist it and resent it but eventually fall deeply in love. This isn't that story. NB: Each chapter has been revised; see inside.

Sometimes, you just need a vacation, even when you're a god. Fu and Ito decided to go somewhere far, far away for theirs. In a universe so very different from the one they just left, they'll find all kinds of things to do - screw with Jedi and Sith, go sightseeing across thousands of exotic worlds, eat the local cuisine, meddle with politics, make a few friends, and more. TP Sequel

Lily and James left Harry a muggle trust fund with a muggleborn trustee. This will impact Harry's childhood, leading to a more grounded Harry going to Hogwarts. Quickly runs through Pre-Hogwarts in the first few of chapters (gets the letter in chp 3). Anything recognizable belongs to JKR.

Short one-shots regarding Anakin's terrible sense of humor. Or Why Anakin Doesn't Need to be a Sith to be Evil.

Sometimes, a spoonful of sugar's all you need to make life taste a little sweeter.

Naruto is a pretty bad ninja, but by god is he lucky.

As the looming shadow of Voldemort's threat grows, Harry prepares for their inevitable showdown. At Dumbledore's side, Harry travels through the mysteries of the past and the conflicts of the present, all while growing into the wizard he was destined to be. The life of the Chosen One is not what he expected, as choices and challenges and the weight of war test his strength of will.

From the depths of darkness, the Jedi will receive a rude awakening that nothing is set, and that sometimes just one person can change the course of history for the galaxy. Naruto/Star Wars

Thought dead, Harry Potter reappears out of the Veil of Death, aged and far more powerful then before. After defeating Voldemort, Harry turns to his training under the Sith Lord Revan to conquer the Earth and spread humanity out into the stars. However he discovers that Humanity is not alone in the Galaxy and that an even darker evil than any Sith exists. (Dead with Summary)

Even with the world's most powerful demon in your stomach, saving the world is not that easy. Any young ninja who wishes to survive to fulfil his ambitions must first learn that some problems can't be solved with any amount of chakra, and that battles are decided by the time swords are drawn, not when they are sheathed. (Rational!Naruto)

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

As the costumed hero Left Field, Taylor sees the world differently. They're about to find out just how differently.

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

Turns out there's a very good reason Haku was made to think she was a boy: To keep the world safe from death by dehydration. Now she's free, there's only one ninja who can stop her... Fem!Haku, crackfic, one shot. Rated for naughty allusions but not a lemon.

POV from a OC-SI one year older than the twins, AU from triwizard onward, even if Harry Potter will be canonish. Detailed explanation of magic, animagus, alchemy, rituals, Worldwide scenarios.

A remastered version of the original. Literary and Grammar errors fixed, making the story much more palatable. Rated M for a reason. No slash, HP/DG pairing with an independent Harry. See original for description.

Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!

What it says on the tin. Oneshot, crack fic. Enjoy!

Technological incompatibility can cause serious issues even at a simple level. When it comes to interstellar travel, those issues can be quite profound...

Prior to his fourth year, Harry had led a quiet, solitary life. As a series of remarkable events unfold, his life is irrevocably altered. AU. Re-posted.

One moment they are speeding on their way to Mos Eisley, only to be hit by a Force instigated sandstorm and the next thing Ben Kenobi knows Luke can't find the droids. What's a Jedi to do when he finds himself back before the fall of the Republic? Come up with a cover story more scandalous than time travel: Luke, this is Anakin Skywalker. Anakin, this is my son, Luke Kenobi.

A hero more rust than man let loose in a galaxy of myriad grays, walking the familiar steps and seeking answers at the end of that long, winding road. (Editing ch26)

When a boy wakes up in the world of Naruto with no memory of the past, foggy memories of the future, and a convenient Gamer-like ability so what's he to do? The only option is to get stronger and move forward. SI-ish. Mainly OC. Kind of AU. Plans for crossovers in the future. Please leave reviews! (I'll create a separate sequel to this story in the future.)

A 30-year-old American farmer is sent to the world of ASOIAF. Follow as he tries to create a life for himself. Slow development & pacing. Slice-of-Life style story. Act 2 is complete, Act 3 is in progress.

Nobody said that there really is a second chance at life, that my second chance at life is to grow up as a child soldier in a world that was once fiction. Nobody said that I would be reborn with the fate of being cannon fodder where all I want is to live, to survive. But, I have a friend that helped me, a friend with an unhealthy obsession for purple. (Reincarnated OC)

Vista is not a happy girl, and eventually this has consequences...

When a mere boy can outprank and outrun an entire village of shinobi, it speaks volume about his talent, no matter what his detractors would say. Dragon, ANBU commander of Konohagakure no Sato, understands that well and decides ANBU is the place for Naruto. AU-Ish, ANBU!Naruto. ABANDONED.

A Naruto shadow clone flips his lid and Hiruzen realizes that being ostracized doesn't make a child "lovable" and happy. This is an eponymous challenge originally posted by slythefoxx2. I may or may not respect the challenge to the letter. Go read slythefoxx2's fanfics, they are pretty good. ABANDONED.

"From his own experience, Harry knew that luck had never been on his side. At that moment he decided that he wouldn't rely on luck to solve his problems, he had to become smart, beyond the norm and talk his way through life. That's the only way he could survive." Also reposted onto webnovel by ME.

One bright day, a Dark Lord of the Sith and his Apprentice found themselves reincaranted as Aizen Sosuke and Kuoka Suigetsu at a most inoportunate moment. Soul Society, Hueco Mundo and the living world are in for some interesting times. AN: I'm using my OC/SI Veil from my stories Rogue Kngight, Mandalorian Knights and the Sith's Apprentice.

The Third can't stop Orochimaru from summoning the last box when using the Edo Tensei at the end of the Chunin Exams. But who was actually in that box? It couldn't be the Fourth since he's in the Shinigami's stomach. It has to be someone else… and maybe Orochimaru should have thought this through more. AKA Funny how having an undead Uzumaki solves so many of Konoha's problems...

Taylor Hebert, Saint Weaver, Peer of Terra, Basileia of Nyx, Baroness of Pavia, Duchess of Commorragh and Duchess of Brockton has returned to Earth Bet. Alexandria is out of her depth. The PRT is at a loss. Cauldon doesn't have a clue. Earth Bet will never be the same.

"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done" Xander goes as a soldier for Halloween, but he get's more than he bargained for in the process. Xander/Harem! Multicrossover! Rated M for Rip and Tear and possible angry lemons in the future. Enjoy everyone.

Dying sucks, reincarnation sucks more. Want to know what sucks the most? Being forced to finish someone elses playthrough without so much as a tutorial.

After Scion's defeat, all Taylor wants to do is hang up her costume, quit the cape business, and make good on her final words to Contessa. Unfortunately for her, in a fantasy world where Gods exist and monsters lurk in every corner of the Dungeon, trying to curb old habits might be easier said than done.

After failing his academy exam two times, Naruto discover a book that gives him Gamer's Ability.

Young Jon Snow finds a book in the Winterfell library that gives him tasks to become stronger and cleverer. Watch how his life and his destiny change as a result. One-shot Gamer!GoT.

Taylor wakes in an unfamiliar place. An unfamilar place is about to have a very, very bad day.

Sasuke held off Haku just a little longer, meaning Naruto never used Kyubi's chakra against him. This small change causes Naruto to take a different lesson from the Land of Waves. If he wants to survive in the ninja world, he'll need to get serious. Features Hyoton Naruto, and eventual ANBU.

A reluctant dimension traveler gets reincarnated as the brother of Cornelia and Euphemia li Britannia, remembering his past a few days after Empress Marianne is "assassinated". The game for the Britannian Throne will never be the same again...

With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?

Harry finds a dying ashen haired girl in his backyard being attacked by men in skeleton armor. He obviously swoops in and kills them saving the girl before taking her to his home to heal her. He didn't know the far reaching consequences this would have on him personally. This will start in Harry Potter world but ultimately take place in the Witcher for the most part.

During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, things go wrong for Harry Potter. He'll soon discover that his problems are bigger than he feared... Much, much bigger. (Not to mention ridiculously fast, and impossibly dense.)

After landing in the Star Wars universe, the SI takes a path, less travelled... Planned as a short - three-chapter story.

You find yourself in an unwanted marriage contract. Your death is not an option, your future spouse and in-laws' deaths might be an option. That is until Neville shows you how to escape and perhaps a way to deal with a Dark Lord who just doesn't want to die.

Kimoto Kazuo was reborn into a world of dreams, surrounded by love and warmth, but the nightmare underneath soon made itself known. The world was cruel; it had always been cruel, but his ambition would not be held back. He was determined to bring peace, no matter the cost. A reincarnate works to revolutionize a world of endless warfare. (SI, SI-OC, Self-Insert, Takigakure-centric)

A man wakes in Earth Bet with the body of a Saiyan, and is immediately crushed by a boulder thrown by a false angel. Gonna need a Senzu for that one... (Dead Fic)

An Edmure Tully SI that attempts to be truly realistic.

My name is Naruto Uzumaki. My hobbies include proving I am not murderous cannibal, I dislike people who think I am murderous cannibal, I like people who don't think I am murderous cannibal, and my dream is to one day prove that I am not a murderous cannibal.

In the grim darkness of the future, a surprising find in an empty region of space will unearth an artifact older than the Imperium of Man itself, a discovery that will have far reaching consequences for the entire galaxy torn apart by war and madness. Who is Solomon? What is his purpose? Sorta occurs in the "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device" series.

When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU

Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT

Tsunade POV. Naruto time travels to the past. One shot. TsunadexNaruto. Complete

In which Taylor is an Eldar farseer and gives Piggot headaches.

A man from another world is thrown into the body of Roran before the events of the first book. He quickly realizes that sitting on the sidelines is not an option. SI!Roran

Ever wonder what the Magistrate was doing between mission, during the missions, or even after the Rebel Yell campaign of Starcraft 1? look no further! Follow the Magistrate on his journey not only through the entirety of Starcraft 1, but also Starcraft 2!

Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.

AU. Harry Tyrell the counterpart to Harry Potter, born the second son of House Tyrell dares to dream. He will not be a sword at the side of his brother, a knight of the Kingsguard or what else his family plans. He will make his own destiny and show the world what 'Growing Strong' really means. Image is curtsey of NyxxNoxx.

Thrust back in time Harry wants to destroy Voldemort. Narcissa Black wants a better life than marriage to Lucius. Time Traveling Harry Potter goodness. HP/NM HP/BL unrequited HP/MM

A small change in Harry's battle with the Basilisk had him slowly absorbing Voldemort's memories from the Horcrux in his scar. Follow Harry as he makes preparations to leave the Wizarding world behind for good with Sirius and embark on a long and exciting journey into the unknown. But little can prepare Harry for the eventual Game of Thrones he must play to survive once there.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Naruto's training trip bore great results, right? Maybe not so obvious results. However, one observation could change everything. "Shadow clones can do what now?" What changes occur to Konoha's most unpredictable ninja when he finds a way to speed up the training process exponentially? Let's Find Out. (AU Story begins after Sasuke Retrieval Arc and continues onward)

Harry Potter was excited to learn of the wizarding world, unfortunately he had no idea the crucible he was walking into. AU. Complete (first ten chapters have been edited for readability/grammar)

A continuation of the story begun in Getting Too Old For This. Harry Potter is back, and he is determined to use that whole 'Preparing for the Reaper War' thing as an excuse to cause as much trouble as he reasonably can. When enigmatic aliens from an unexplored region of space pop up and attack his latest home, he's got a new distraction. Rated 'M' for bad language and worse ideas.

Alexander Osborn wants to survive. When there are the likes of Galactus and Thanos in the universe, that may be easier said than done. This is how he survives, and it's going to be a bumpy ride. (WARNING: THIS IS A REWRITE OF MY STORY 'THE GOBLIN' AND WILL INCLUDE ENDGAME SPOILERS) TEMP Hiatus! Workin on other fics and IRL stuff. ON HAITUS

Thrown into a war he is clearly not prepared for, Harry, spurred to advance his magical abilities by the tragic events following the closure of his fourth year, takes on old enemies with new friends at his back. Summer of Fifth year beginning after the third task. Detailed magical combat.

Self insert into Anakin Skywalker's body. Raising himself to be someone worthy as the title of 'Chosen' to be a Jedi seems too Rigid, a Sith too selfish. War over idelogies was too stupid a reason to die...war for power to vain. M for safety concerns.

Au A training instructor returns to the leaf village, sees Naruto's run. and notices the sloppiness of the ANBU, now the question, what happens when a drill sergeant decides to fix the mistakes. Clean the mess, and drop the hammer on the enemies of the Leaf. "I survived the Chief, what can you do?"

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Harry Potter, a superhero, and a supervillain walk into a bar. Things escalate a bit from there. Specifically, into my answer to the Blood Brandy Vegas Challenge, which will forcefully introduce Harry to the DC Universe just when a number of sidekicks and younger heroes are getting a little antsy with the current status quo. Things are gonna get crazy. Harry/Multi. AU Harry.

Harry potter is not the boy-who-lived. He is not the savior of magical Britain. He is just an orphan who has a dream, to become something great. (Rating M just for precaution)

"You are gathered here today because the world is going to end within the next three years," Hermione said succinctly. "But my husband, having died before, is in no hurry to do so again. We are here to try and save wizard kind itself." A Harry Potter/Battlestar Galactica Crossover, with a touch of 2012 fused in for the fun of it. Obviously not Epilogue Compliant.

Just some ideas I have percolating.

Practising your core mechanics for long enough will almost always beat any cheese. Doesn't mean that the latter doesn't have it's uses. Quite the contrary... In which a male SI gets thrown into a death pit filled with rogue shinobi, armed to the teeth with curse marks. Best part about it? A complete lack of knowledge about Naruto. Currently undergoing rewrite

Sheogorath finds the Dragonborn boring. So he decides to find a more amusing alternative. Hardcore Skyrim self-insert.

This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...

You wake up in a world not your own; or is it? It doesn't matter. You've come equipped with a bit of science, some modern ideas, and the plot. You decide to figure it out day to day as you go along. OC SI

Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.

Another task had been given to him. Not one of prophecy, but of choice. He had long ago accepted his need to help people, to protect those who could not protect themselves. War was all he had known, all he was good at. It was time to help heal. But, sometimes, to save a life, you had to take one.

"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."

"She's a wannabe hero. Has been from the start, since the night Lung was first brought into custody." In the hospital after Leviathan, knowing the truth of Shadow Stalker's identity and with both Armsmaster and Tattletale threatening the Truce, Taylor proposes a compromise. Because no one can make the wrong decision every time.

Anakin gets himself some professional help...

This is a one-shot that centers a bit around the events of Deadpool 2. A heartbroken Deadpool has an encounter with a one-eyed man at a diner.

Mercenary, bounty hunter, assassin, and now apparently a bodyguard. That means having to go back to a place and deal with things I don't want to. WBWL story. Pairings as of yet are undecided, might not be any written. It's kind of a slow burn.

Add together the choices you make, the environments you're exposed to, and the instincts inherent to your very being and you get the sum of yourself. That doesn't change even if you remember a past life. SI Story.

Dumbledore is of the Light, Voldemort is of the Dark, and both consider the Boy-Who-Lived to be the linchpin to all their machinations. What neither could have ever anticipated was a time lost Lady of the Sith entering the stage with her somewhat wary girlfriend. Now, Harry is in the nurturing hands of Darth Revan and Bastila Shan, who will gladly guide him to achieve his destiny.

Harry Potter is distraught at the loss of his Godfather and with a little understanding from a blonde friend of his runs though the Veil after him. In Doing so he becomes so lost...but will he find his way home again? What will he discover while gone? If he does return home will he ever be the same? HP/LL ALL CHAPTERS NOW BETA'D... with CH 1-6 reedited for easier reading.

Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.

The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.

Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.

When Revan opened up to the Force as a whole to face the Sith Emperor, rather than unleash it, he channeled it. He foresaw many different futures, Scourge betraying them among them. Desperate, he uses the Force to try to spirit them away. But, he did not know the Exile was a Wound in the Force. Her power disrupted him, and they are instead pulled through to a time far far away...

Don't you hate it when you wake up and you don't know where you are? Me too, except I woke up in another universe. A semi SI OC story.

Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.

Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

A man who was born into rags had lied, manipulated, and cheated his way into riches. But one day it all came crumbling down and he ended up with a bullet in the chest, but now he has another chance at the greatness he so desires in this chaotic world of Ninja and monsters. (OC reborn fic AU)

The Kyuubi Chakra was split into two halves and sealed into Naruto's sisters, the Yang into Erza, and the Yin into Mito. But there was another being there that night, and three possible hosts. Minato was able to survive the sealing by changing the seal at the last minute, not realizing his mistake until years later. First six chapters adopted from Jinx777.

"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.

Harry and company confront a rising tide of enemies as they aid friends and allies while making new ones as they venture into the shattered realm of Outland. The Burning Legion is not prepared! Sequel to Wizard Runemaster. (Predominantly WoW Level 60 to 70 content)

An incident at the Yule Ball, results in the rescue of a maiden fair. It was impossible for them to imagine that the resulting ripples from this event would impact so heavily on their lives and all those in the magical world.

Luke has a disturbing conversation or two. Perhaps he's the sane one in the Skywalker family. [Parody. Oneshot.]

Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto

"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep." Reincarnation!OC, Uchiha!OC, semi SI-OC ((HIATUS))

First ever fanfic, so be kind! A SI in the MCU with the sole purpose of gathering power. A Marvel fan dies and is reborn in the MCU, well before the events shown in the movies. What does he do? Gather as much power as possible, of course. Rated T for now. Reviews much appreciated! Constructive criticism and suggestions are my motivation in life. Hope you enjoy!

Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix

The best love is found in the most unexpected places in the most unexpected people. (Inspired by Mr. & Mrs. Smith) (Rating for possible future chapters)

One does not simply fall into a new realm. They are often punted, head first, right into the deep end. This statement couldn't have been more true for me, especially when I woke up during orbital descent in a baby's body... I hate my life...

ON HIATUS- AU: Harry Potter, older brother to the Boy-Who-Lived and the Dark Lord's right-hand man, is now on trial for war crimes. DMLE prosecutor and former flame Daphne Greengrass comes to his defense. The secrets and manipulations will rock Wizarding Britain and reveal a boy who never stopped fighting and a love that never quite faded.

The Halloween episode had a different result, and from it arose champions that will strike fear into all the forces of evil that threaten humanity. Rated M for strong language and violence.

A magical accident sends twenty-three year old Jack Starburn into the world of Harry Potter. Follow Jack into a world far more expansive than we see in canon, as he wades through different kinds of magic, dastardly politics, and attempts to assist Harry in fulfilling his 'destiny'.

An incredible discovery prompts Harry and Hermione to venture into the unknown. Hoping to discover new worlds and bring home a certain lost Godfather. However they get a lot more than they bargained for when they step into this brave new world. A Galactic scale war, aliens and betrayal lie beyond. Tentatively rate T, may be raised to M if necessary. On Hiatus.

Xander adds a couple touch ups to his Soldier costume and makes a whole new problem.

The year is 1943. The Chamber lies unopened and Grindlewald roams unchecked. Neither Tom Riddle nor Albus Dumbledore is satisfied with the situation. Luckily when Hogwarts is attacked they'll both have other things to worry about.

What happens when a hero of another story gets mixed up in the shenanigans of a pervert and his crew?

Turning to look at him, she gave him an odd look. "You do understand Privilege, Right?". Harry's world is turned upside down as a blond haired Slytherin barges into his life to show him all he could, and should, be taking advantage of. M for Caution.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

"Captain's log of the Starship Seeker. Star date… two lines over coma…I think. Adrift for what feels like eternity through the eternal vacuum of space has taken a toll on both me and the crew. I believe my first mate Fawkes is planning a mutiny his only deterrent being that he needs my thumbs to pilot the ship. I continue my voyage to go where Padfoot has probably gone before."

At the age of twenty-seven Harry Potter had a good thing going for him with the DEO, decent pay, odd hours, a good chance for advancement; What else could a Slytherin ask for?... Maybe a few days that didn't force him into questioning his sanity.

In one world, Taylor Hebert became a villain by accident. In another, Taylor gets some mentoring in villainy. (HISHE)

Rewrite in Progress.

Kakashi is confused. (Short time-travel oneshot)

"Taichi Yamanaka. That's my new name." See what the addition of another Yamanaka will do to the timeline. Will he screw everything up? Probably. Semi-SI OC fic. 'M' for bits of violence and language.

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

A man with the memories and skills of a Sith Warrior from a conflict that ended four millenia ago finds himself thrown in the opening weeks of the Clone Wars. He has a mission - deal with the current Sith Lord and his supporters permanently and prepare the galaxy for the eventual arrival of the Vong. This is a SI story.

Bilbo Baggins had expected to see many things when he entered Erebor for the first time. He did not expect to see a giant statue of a dragon and find a giant snake. Who he then made friends with... MoD!Harry (hinted). Oneshot.

Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Sequel to Broken Chains. Every choice has a consequence. Every action has a price. Their financial empire lost, their allies turned against them for crimes they actually did commit, Harry, Hermione and Luna are exiled from Earth. The Goa'uld have no idea what is about to hit them, because the stars alone know how far they will go.

Ripped out of his world by an incomprehensible force on the night his parents died, young Harry Potter is cast into a world far different from that which he'd been born into. Bad luck and worse timing see the traumatized child falling into the hands of a man without scruples and his life is forever changed by the unethical experiments that are performed on him.

When a vessel carrying Protheans in suspended animation lands just across the Tiber in Rome, it leads to a radically different future. Rome never falls, and has foreknowledge of the Reapers. This is the story of the Sons of Prometheus.-Rewrite of Roma Invicta

After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.

In a weird coincidence. Naruto stumbles upon Kakashi and Gai getting ready for one of their contests. After watching and being amazed by the strength the two possess. He is inspired to become someone powerful enough that he could end every fight with a Single Punch. This is the Story of how the Leaf's One-Punch Ninja came to be.

Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.

Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.

After his death by a sandwich, a SI/OC finds himself reincarnated in Sunagakure with gaming mechanics.

Death's avatar walks the Earth as an eternal observer, his story has long ended. But unexpected event may call him back to work. Will the Avengers discover who he is? Only Loki knows what he looks like, and Death's chosen does not care to be a hero.

Harry Potters brother is hailed as the Boy-Who-Lived, leaving Harry forgotten. But when Harry discovers a secret about the first Peverell everything changes. Thrust into a world much larger than he could ever dream about, Harry must rebuild a Empire, avenge an ancestor and understand one truth. Peace is a Lie. *Abandoned as of 20-02-2019*

Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

A strange new player emerges from the shadows as war approaches the Republic. Inscrutable, yet tied to the mysterious events taking place all over the galaxy, he quickly becomes essential to unraveling the secrets that will define the conflict to come. As the Jedi and Sith Orders alike rush to understand his hidden agenda, Harry Potter searches deep for truths best left hidden.

A second Ichigo from an alternate future comes back in time and interrupts Aizen's betrayal.

Three Jedi come to Earth on an exploration mission and accidentally land on the Hogwarts front lawn. What happens when some of our favourite students encounter the wonders and terrors of the galaxy.

Reborn after my embarrassing fall at Godric's Hollow as the Potter brat was an interesting experience. Getting sorted into Hufflepuff, even more so. But reborn as the Lord of Winterfell in Westeros as my playground? Now that was new, even to a retired Dark Lord.

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

Another day, another prank. The only difference is this time, the resident genius Nara Shikaku sits in on Naruto explaining how he did it to the Sandaime Hokage which leads to some startling truths.

Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.

Harry Potter fulfilled his destiny, but it cost everything he held dear to him. As Death's Champion he's being asked to do it all over again, and this time he'll get the chance to have the family he always wanted. Will Harry once again emerge victorious or will his friends and family pay the price for his failure? Alive James/Lily. Super Harry vs Super Voldemort. Harry/Daphne/OFC.

Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.

Kurosaki. A name that he held in reverence, and a name he'd tried to live up to. It had been his own, but...no more. He couldn't be a Kurosaki any longer. He'd long since lost the right. He could place the blame elsewhere, Aizen was the start, but he wouldn't. It had been he that had failed in the end. He was the reason they died...but...he would make it right. No matter the cost.

You're blue, fluffy, cute and in the worm verse. Good luck! Self-insert

While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi

Getting transported- reincarnated if you will- into the Naruto-verse, as an Uchiha no less, was... unexpected. But with a good teacher, a new mind-set, and some intelligence, succeeding isn't impossible, is it? But then again, what even is success?

Neglected in favour of his younger brother, Harry Potter always was dissatisfied. His Parents and their friends fawned over Thomas, no matter what the older brother did. Harry upped and left; why would he have stayed? 6 years later, Harry Potter found a new home. The boy is in the middle of it all, though. What will his role be? Where will his allegiance lie?

When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?

Hiruzen was considered the 'God of shinobi.' This story makes the assumption that the title was entirely justified. What happens when the Shinobi no Kami has a different response on the Hyūga abduction attempt? It is time to let slip the dogs of war.

Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

On day a package was delivered to the Slayer house for Xander and one of the girls open it… And that was a bad thing.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.

What if the Undersiders decided to use their powers to make money ... legally?

He was just looking for a place to hide from everything; however Harry Potter finds himself in another galaxy and his adventure is just starting.

Harry is a stranger in an unknown galaxy, and is desperately trying to find his way back home. During his long search, he takes part in events that will change the course of history.

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.

Things are looking bad for the Death Eaters when Hermione immerses herself in dark forces which mankind was never meant to know—like compound interest and quarterly tax returns. Mainly Goblet of Fire. One-shot.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...

After his confrontation with Mizuki, Naruto finds himself in the Hokage's office, and determines it's time that he stops playing at being a Ninja, follow Naruto as he strives towards his dream of becoming the Hokage, and unveils the truth of his past. Strong Naruto, not Godlike Naruto. Naru/Hina later. This is my first fanfic, so read and review please. Rated M for Violence later

If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.

Sick and tired of the magical world, Harry decides he needs a drastic change of scenery, and what's a more drastic change than an entirely new world? On to the next great adventure!

It's a time travel story about Revan and Mission. They find themselves about four thousand years in the future with the Star Forge still intact.

In a brutal attack, Naruto's soul has been separated from his body. A new soul is needed to fuse with the left over body. And so I become Naruto. ...Awesome! SI, OOC Naruto, OC/Harem pairing. Extra genres: Humor. M for future lemons.

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)

Naruto has freed the Kyuubi from its shackles, and freed himself in the process. But humanity still hurtles towards destruction, and he finds himself lured back into the fray. It's not his destiny to save the world - it's his choice. A series of oneshots, set in the 'Lay Down Your Burdens' universe.

After defeating Voldemort and freeing the wizarding world from his clutches, Harry was ostracized and labeled as the new Dark Lord. A belated help from Albus Dumbledore offered him a new chance at life, a new home to call his own, a new world to make a name for himself. Strong-Powerful-Shinobi Wizard Harry, Strong-Naruto, no pairings as of yet.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.

What happens to a person after death? Naruto Uzumaki is about to find out

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG

Faced with the reality of shinobi life after the battle at the bridge in Wave, Naruto turns a new leaf and begins training seriously. Serious Naruto/ NOT GODLIKE, pairing Naruto x Anko

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

On a world torn apart by war, the Warp spews forth from another universe a horror that made Space Marines feel fear and caused even the minions of Chaos to feel revulsion. A horror that no weapon could purge. The horror's name: Jar Jar Binks.

BtVSHellsing There are people who say that it is a terrible thing to be forgotten by those around you. However as one Xander Harris is about to find out it can be even worse to be noticed by the wrong people.

YAHF Xander dresses as our favorite Professor of Humanity. The consequences are like knocking over the single pebble that starts the avalanche of change not only for the Scoobies, but for the world.

Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.

Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,

COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.