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Joined 10-04-06, id: 1144469, Profile Updated: 01-25-10
Author has written 5 stories for Evangelion, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Avengers.

Name: Hugh Jazz

Age: Old enough to know that tab A goes into slot B, but young enough to be considered jailbait (averts imaginary eyes)

Gender: 50/50 chance of guessing it and transvestite doesn't count

About myself: I'm nerdy in the classical sense and extremely sarcastic. I like most anime so I'm not going to really expound on that

TV shows I like: Firefly, House, 24, Supernatural, and Dollhouse

Things I like in fanfiction:

1.Prefer canon pairings, but something OOC isn't too bad for me.

2. Don't value spelling and grammar so much that it distracts me from a good plot, but I like fics that actually bother with decent formatting and all that.

3. Emotionally and psychologically complex characters are always an interesting to see in a fanfic or in any piece of fiction. It shows character as a writer and that if someone's going to actually take time out of their day to write that they do it right.

Things that I'm neutral on:

1. Alternate universe stories are a shaky issue. If they're really well written, I can definitely enjoy it, but anything lower feels like a disrespect to the writer of the original thing.

Things that I dislike in fanfiction:

1.I'm a bit wary of is the self-insertion fic. Now I understand the motive, but I prefer to just read different versions of the same story than a story about the writer. It feels more like an egocentric ode to themselves.

2.The most annoying thing of fanfiction is all the yaoi and yuri pairings out there. I'm kinda uncomfortable with them as a straight guy but also I find the pairings to be too OOC for it to believable in a story. I know it's fanfiction, but that is exactly the reason why. If I'm expected to take the story then I want some believability.

3.I always cringe at the look of an OC, but I always check it out to see if the OC is at least original and not a mary sue.

Thought of the Day (1/18/10):

You know now that I'm older and well aware of the future bearing down on us, I feel like we still need to keep ourselves. Change will always happen and it's necessary to avoid being some flabby forty year old living in his parent's basement. However, I think for the sake of maturation and growth, we don't need to discard all that we had in our childhood and teenage years. We can still have that spark of inspiration and wonder well into our seventies. The reason I mention this is because now that I've been on fanfiction for so long the loss of good authors becomes more noticeable. And the rush of new authors coming in. I know that a good amount will still keep going at it but the ones that leave...those are the ones I always mourn in some way. I know that fanfiction is a celebration of our geekhood and quite frankly I'm kind of proud of it. I'm by no means childish, but I feel like I've still retained my core in the midst of the growing that I've had to do. I was always nerdy, but I embraced it because it was a central part of me and it made me little more special. Especially since I've retained average to good social skills with people even in the popular castes.Rationally I know there are at least a hundred more like me out there except smarter and better looking, but I can dream, can't I? Isn't the point of fanfiction in part to be a way to express our dreams and the reality that we wish to impose on our world?

I won't become obsessed with FF.net but I will remain faithful. I won't write an insane amount of stories, but I will write. And I will always read. I will read to pay tribute to those people out there who just want to be recognized in some part. For their writing. For their geekhood. And for the greatest reason of all, they deserve it. They deserve to know that they're known and that it's all right. The best part of becoming an adult is learning what you are. And if you're a nerd or a pop culture geek, then I want them to know that it's all right. Fanfiction isn't a secret shame or a guilty pleasure. It's a way for you to express what you really are. I know some of you will go beyond this and it's all right, but I want you to remember those days at a keyboard and fantasizing about a better world. That fantasy is what drives you now except you're taking a risk to try and make it real in a sense. I congratulate you and I urge you to come in now and then to get in touch with your nerdy roots. Let's face it, being nerdy doesn't just go away, it just becomes stealthier and cooler as you grow.

And to those of you still staying faithful to fanfiction and what it represents, I salute you and hope you make some kickass dreams to share with the rest of us. I know I will...should I find enough time, but rest assured I will be here. I'm not ashamed of being a nerd, but I don't want to be some dysfunctional recluse, so I'll pop up now and then. The thing for the rest of you to do is stay true to the faith, but not get too entwined because then it becomes a little creepy ;-)

Good night and may you hold onto your dreams.

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Black Revival by Fifth reviews
COMPLETE. An anti-social war veteran stumbles upon a journal that reveals the truth behind the gilded, crumbling utopia that Adrian Veidt had created in New York. In a time of social apathy, he chooses to set his own examples, even if they are ruthless.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,285 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Wisdom of Snow by Garasu reviews
A new woman enters the life of Keitaro and everything is thrown upside down. Promises will be broken, changes will be needed and at the center of it all, one man and his heart can make all the difference. Part 2, Chapter 2
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,043 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Keitaro U., Motoko A.
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 3,230 - Follows: 3,230 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5214 - Favs: 5,088 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Tokyo JPop by Kalus reviews
And Jpop is BACK! Ayanami vs. Asuka! Time to forget about the problems and just go with the flow. DANCE LIKE YOU WANT TO WIN! Or more actually, DANCE LIKE YOU'VE ALREADY WON!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,795 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/15/2002
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4166 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 384 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
The Philosophy Behind Lies by E. 0rchid reviews
Keitaro Urashima has always been obsessed about keeping his promises, but does that mean he'll go against the wishes of the entire planet to keep a dead promise alive? AU. Crossover Fullmetal Alchemist. Keitarox?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007
Evangelion: a fantasy by WriteShop reviews
This is a retelling of NGE as a fantasy set in medieval Japan. The characters are a little older, a little more mature, but still just as screwed up. Characters become more OOC in later chapters, and some hints of mature themes. Added epilogue
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,275 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Cubicle Adventures by Merridian reviews
Imagine an Evangelion universe without the biomechanical robots or entry plugs. Imagine if the biblical references didn't involve massive aliens. Imagine if everything was restricted to something even more confining than a plug suit: the cubicle.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,507 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Shinji I. - Complete
Unintended Consequences by Mashadar reviews
Shinji Ikari. A person with a past that we all know very well. Filled with nothing but empty survival. Was it? Perhaps not. Chance is a very fickle mistress.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,352 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004
Geofront Rhapsody by sentinel28 reviews
What happens when you combine Dr. Pepper, cramming for midterms, and not enough sleep? This happens. I'm not saying anything besides that you have to read it to believe it. R&R, because I want to know if you made it through without laughing.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete
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The Dark Knight Beyond reviews
What if the Dark Knight looked past his grief and broken leg? What if he chose to fight harder than any man should to build for the future? And what if another billionaire questioned this mission?
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2014
Absurdum: An Alternate Continuity reviews
Realism hurts. In the case of one Shinji Ikari, it really bites.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Rising Sun Rhapsody reviews
Public Relations agent Shinji Ikari was just a nice guy who wanted to scrape by, keep a nice peaceful life, and fly under the radar. Unfortunately nobody told this to international superstar Asuka Sohryu Langley.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,755 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Shinji I.
Do Pick Up Lines Work? reviews
It was still a familiar ceiling, but now it was comforting.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,612 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Shinji I.
Purpose reviews
Seeing only shades of unnatural colors, I looked down and instantly regretted it. The scorched earth was littered with crumbling artifacts made of burnt flesh and eroded stone. This is only a preview chapter of a larger story that I've been thinking of
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009