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Joined 10-04-06, id: 1144520, Profile Updated: 07-19-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey, the name's Jackie and I'm a comedic author on FanFiction. Maybe one day if I get a good enough/original idea I'll write a serious story...but as of now, read my shit and laugh.

I'm a pure Cancerian. That means that every stereoptype and anything you read about Cancers completely applies to me. I'm also a romancist and a narracist, meaning I believe in the bounds of true love and all its forms and I belive in the pure beauty of everything. I'm an individual and I positively hate being compared to people, that's bullshit I'm me and no one else, deal with it. =D

I'm a girl. I have blue eyes and black/very dark brown hair, I'm now 18 (oh fuck yes), and I live in/love my hometown of Carlsbad, California.

I have a twin sister, she's also a writer on this website, her name is purpleglass. She's into Yu-Gi-Oh! yaoi. Oh how classy.

I adore books and such of all kinds and that's the main reason why I'm here. I also love various mangas and animes (who doesn't?).

Yes, so go frolick and read whatever it is you wish loves. Yeah go away. =)

Yours Truly With All Bittersweet Sarcasm,

Jacqueline Fae Lusk

Oh and if any of you are offended by my blunt use of language, suck it up. Welcome to the real world, we swear, we have sex, we drink, we smoke pot/cigarettes, and a whole lot of other crap if one so wishes. Grow up and deal with it. It's part of planet Earth/Life, yeah it sucks but that's just how it is.

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Baby by Dark Hooded Eriol the Magician reviews
After an unexpected twist of events, the Host Club has a responsibility on their hands. How will they deal with a mother-to-be? Will it all work out for them in the end? -HaruhixTamaki, KyouyaxHaruhi-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,539 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3232 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
heart break and an old secert by TwistedKittyCat reviews
Edward has just broken Bella's heart to protect her. Someone form Edward's past wants revenge. Bella maybe falling for the person who wants revenge on Edward. Can Edward save Bella and keep himself safe too? Epilogue Part 2. PLEASE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 101,307 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
The Guy From Kentucky by Estrella reviews
To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mr. Unlucky. So said Jack in his beloved song. But have you ever wondered just who this guy is? What did he do to have the Pumpkin King single him out? Well, here's my take on it.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,451 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
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Twilight on Avenue Q reviews
Muahahahaha! Twilight characters sing Avenue Q songs! This is a searies of SongFics! Ahahahaha! Very funny! R&R! Rated M because small children should stay pure and not read this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Twilight's Twelve Pains of Christmas reviews
This is the song The Tweleve Pains of Christmas TWILIGHT STYLE! Muahahaha! Rated T for mild language! ONE SHOT!...I know it's way past Christmas but I could really care less!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete