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Author has written 28 stories for House, M.D., Grey's Anatomy, Doctor Who, Castle, Downton Abbey, Ironman, Newsroom, Scandal, Victoria, and Thick of It.
Greetings. I am Kronos, King of the Monkey People.
They said if you gave 1000 monkeys 1000 typewriters and made them type for 1000 years you could reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare and Dickens.
This monkey was given a typewriter and started writing fan fiction.
Needless to say I was thrown out of that experiment.