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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Edit May 16, 2022 - Chapter Fourteen of Uncharted Destination will most likely be uploaded either tonight or tomorrow.


Not much to say about myself. I fell in love with the Twilight series in the summer of 2018 (just 10 years later than I should have). After reading them a couple of times, I felt frustrated that there was no ending to Midnight Sun. So... perusing the net led me to the wonderful world of fan fiction.

I mainly read Twilight fanfic, specifically BxE. I can't bring myself to read fanfic where they are not paired. I'm pro-HEA, too. There's nothing worse than reading a two-hundred thousand word story and then finding that it ends with the demise of the main character. My own stories reflect these preferences.

I married my high school sweetheart (like Bella!). He's very good looking (like Edward), but he has a pulse (unlike Edward). We have three kids driving us crazy on a daily basis. If you believe in a higher power, please, think of us occasionally. We need all the help we can get.

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Black Swan by Mr G and Me reviews
Bella is the vampire, and Edward is human. You know how it goes... **COMPLETE**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 213,024 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/2/2020 - Complete
The Last of the Real Ones by bicyclesarecool reviews
"The world today is content to call the Vigilante an alien, a cyborg, a military experiment gone wrong. But I know the truth." A superhuman avenger and an empty young woman meet in free fall. Nothing will ever be the same.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,303 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 9/17/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Into You by FireRed21 reviews
Edward Cullen is a regular guy with a regular life with a future to look forward to, who is also a huge fan of the famous singer and actress Bella Swan. Or is it more than just being a fan. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,300 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 1/8/2020 - Bella, Edward
The Fallen by sunshine-faery reviews
Peeta Mellark is the Winner of the 74th Hunger Games after Katniss Everdeen sacrifices herself to save his life. He soon finds himself in the middle of the rebellion as their beacon of hope, their Mockingjay. But as Peeta will soon discover, not all fallen tributes stay dead.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 248,232 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 9/4/2020 - Cato, Katniss E., Gale H., Peeta M.
Soleil by Pixelephant reviews
Misery loves company. The thread of fate woven in Twilight's plot has been snipped and tied to a new and disturbing storyline. Mike 'Cullen' is not supposed to be the male lead. And only Bella has figured something is off in this narrative…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,375 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/30/2021 - Published: 3/22/2021 - [Bella, Edward] Mike
The Only Thing I Want by FireRed21 reviews
Bella is one of the many helpful elves working for Santa and knows how to get the job done with her skills and abilities. When Santa gives her a special assignment to grant a young boy's wish for Christmas, she'll see that she's doing more than just her job. One shot, complete fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2021 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight AF by Mr G and Me reviews
If Edward had fangs and Bella had a spine. 99% crack.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,481 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/18/2021 - Published: 11/28/2021 - Bella, Edward
Vampires Don't Exist by Rosalie2021 reviews
Watch Bella Swan live her ordinary human life in a new town, excel at school, make new friends and spend time with her loving parents. Until one day, the mysterious Edward Cullen tells her she isn't human. Bella POV. If you re reading this story on the app, all quotation marks are gone, so reading on the laptop is advised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,976 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/6/2021 - Published: 7/30/2021 - Bella, Edward
Something I'm Not by Isarnicole reviews
Everlark. Panem AU. Peeta's the sole winner of the 74th Hunger Games. He's quickly sold as part of Snow's prostitution empire. Katniss is a member of the rebellion living undercover in the Capitol. They share one childhood moment and believe they'll never see one another again until he unknowingly becomes the symbol of an uprising and she is given a mission to save him.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,256 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/14/2021 - Published: 3/28/2021 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Peeta M., Finnick O.
The Lottery by Isarnicole reviews
Everlark. Panem AU. War has raged in Panem for 10 years. Two years after the end of the war the population is near extinction. A repopulation program known as The Lottery is established. With no parents, no money, and no job prospects, Katniss is desperate. She must join The Lottery or lose Prim, but she never expects to be partnered with the boy who saved her life.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,377 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/26/2021 - Published: 1/18/2021 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Prim E., Peeta M. - Complete
Beyond Thirst by Honeymoon Edward reviews
Summary: This was beyond thirst. This was beyond hunger. This was only the beginning. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/2/2021 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Le Vignoble de Masen by OhGeeFantasy reviews
Bella's father always said, "There is someone for everyone, Bella. Don't rush it." But now into her thirties, she was starting to lose hope. When Bella tastes le meilleur des meilleurs (the best of the best), she discovers a truth in those words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,390 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 142 - Published: 12/18/2020 - Bella, Edward
Letters To Panem by NotAnIslander reviews
Thirty years after the war, and Katniss still can't travel. But Peeta has a plan
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2020 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Katniss & Peeta's son, Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
Bye Bye Bella by alicebenign reviews
Bella and Edward's first date gets interrupted by Edward's obnoxious roommate, Tanya. Winner of the Craigslist "Missed Connection" Award in The Perfect Date Contest 2020. Two shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/30/2020 - Published: 6/13/2020 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Tanya - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 464,354 - Reviews: 20583 - Favs: 13,408 - Follows: 7,396 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Immigrant Song by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella made a promise to her dying grandmother that she would see the monument to General Washington completed, but doing so means taking on a powerful anti-immigrant group. She needs allies, and perhaps she's found one in a handsome junior congressman with a wicked sparkle in his eyes...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,478 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/4/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Child Support by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
True love blooms when a Tom takes care of his pussycat. O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 162 - Published: 2/10/2020
The President, The Mansplainer, and the First Boyfriend by shouldbecleaning reviews
Companion piece to The President, The Stripper, and The Good Girl. Bella's presidential aims are thwarted by a twerp and a twit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/28/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
(The Morning After) The Night Before Christmas by TheFicChick reviews
"Oh, God, Edward Cullen has seen me naked." (A "Twilight" Christmas one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,084 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 298 - Published: 12/23/2019 - Bella - Complete
Tomorrow or Eternity? by PlotBunnyWranglers reviews
Summary: Eternity is never a certainty even for immortals. With death knocking on our door, we'll love like no other for as long as we're given. Tomorrow or eternity we'll be together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,706 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/25/2019 - Published: 9/6/2018 - Bella
The President, The Stripper, and The Good Girl by shouldbecleaning reviews
A newly elected student body president is confronted with both impeachment and a peachy tushie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Own Personal Brand of Heroine by Honeymoon Edward reviews
When Edward Cullen first arrived in Hollywood, he didn't have a clue; four years later, and he still doesn't. It's a good thing his personal assistant is Bella Swan. This fic was written in honor of my pre-reader, K's, birthday. BxE, HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 199 - Published: 4/28/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
CROSSINGS by Lissa Bryan reviews
NOW COMPLETE. For some, there is no other choice than to risk everything on the chance they may be able to make a better life for those they love. Bella is fleeing for her life, her baby clasped to her heart. With every step, she gets closer to the land of the free, but will she and her precious child make it to safety?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,077 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Bella, Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Dang It, Bella by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Bella Swan's bad day just got a whole lot worse. Insert Edward Cullen, underneath her back bumper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 275 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tick Tock by TrueEnglishRose reviews
She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one and now she has to deal with the family, including Edward. Written purely for laughs. Edward and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cursed by OfPearlsAndShoelaces reviews
Katniss and Peeta end their Victory Tour with a strange encounter from a mysterious fortuneteller in the Capitol. When they wake the next morning, they're not quite... themselves. This is Everlark: freaky Friday style. Canon divergent AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,001 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/7/2018 - Published: 8/17/2018 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
A Court of Beasts and Beauties by jacklynlew reviews
A twist on Beauty and the Beast. After Bella's father is found trespassing, he bargains her life in replacement for his own. Doomed to live the rest of her life in Edward's estate, Bella eventually learns to do more than just tolerate her captor. And in a land of magic, Bella soon finds out everything is not always as it seems. AU, Rated M for future lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Bella, Edward
Everyday Magic by TheFicChick reviews
The residents of Birch Hollow are used to strange things happening in autumn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 264 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Drives Her by Virginia May reviews
Edward leaves Forks & Bella behind after the incident with Tyler's van. Five years later, he finally returns to his family and the Pacific Northwest.While picking up his latest Swedish automobile,he is confronted by a very familiar scent. AU-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 275,628 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Arms by Virginia May reviews
After witnessing the brutal murder of her parents, sharpshooter & former Olympian Bella Swan is forced to live under a new identity as a high school student in tiny Forks, WA. Will unexpected feelings for the wrong man be her undoing or her salvation? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 161,028 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Stupid Volvo Owner by PlotBunnyWranglers reviews
I was having a really bad day. Boys are persistent, and Edward Cullen is laughing at me. A little daydreaming never hurt anybody. AU BPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 200,528 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cherry Boy by Honeymoon Edward reviews
When Edward's co-workers discover that he's a virgin, they make it their mission to help him overcome his cherry boy status. ExB This is my entry for the Twilight Goes to Hollywood Contest. It won 1st place public vote, beegurl13's pick, and Archy12's pick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/2/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strong Foundations by PlotBunnyWranglers reviews
When an amazing opportunity finally comes up to have everything they want, will they take it? Can they remain professional for the sake of success? Celebrating never felt so good. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aim Straight For The Heart by GeekChic12 reviews
"Jesus," Edward muttered. "Is it so hard to believe I'd want to go on a date with Swan?" A spur-of-the-moment bet will put Bella in a compromising position with the boy next door. They've been best friends since forever, so having his hand down her pants won't change anything... Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,495 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Complete
Resting Grinch Face by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Grinchin' ain't easy, but Edward Cullen makes it look so damn good.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 211 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Terrible Gift Giver by Honeymoon Edward reviews
How many times can one man get it wrong? This is my entry in the Naughty or Nice: A Twilight Christmas Contest 2017. It received Second Place Public Vote and ForeverRobsessed's Judges Choice Award. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Complete
I knew this would have happened anyway by abk1973 reviews
Set in Panem where the Snow Regime is deposed in a bloodless coup d'état, the games end with Johanna Mason's victory. In district 12 things are slowly getting better, but they still struggle with poverty and class divide. This is a story of how Katniss and Peeta fall in love without the games. Inspired by the hunger games quote "I knew this would have happened anyway…". Multi POV
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 175,028 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Tinder is the Night by LayAtHomeMom reviews
With thousands of potential mates at your fingertips, finding a connection is just a swipe away. Sometimes you have to left swipe a lot of Mr. Wrongs to swipe Mr. Right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 3/30/2017 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gemini by SuddenlySandi reviews
Bella meets two men, one she loves and one she loathes. She has no idea they are the same person and desperately trying to keep a dangerous secret.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,565 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Complete
Yours, Off the Record by remedy25 reviews
1st Place Popular Choice and Judge's Choice of P.S. I Love You Contest. Individual judge's choice by LyricalKris, BellaFlan, BoydBlog, 2old4fanfic, and Redtini. Winner of Give Us More, Fell off the bed laughing, and Butterflies in the Stomach awards. Bella arrives in D.C. as an advice columnist. Enter mentor Edward Cullen, Big Shot investigative reporter and Asshole Extraordinaire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 204 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blackbird by Cullens Conquest reviews
There was a prophecy, a story that had been passed down through the family. A tale of a young woman who would be seduced by the Devil. A woman who would have to choose between the light and the dark, for she was the key. Disclaimer: The author does not own any publicly recognizable entities herein. No copyright infringement is intended.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,891 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 123 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pudding Cup by OhGeeFantasy reviews
How much mischief can innocent, high school senior, Bella Swan get into in just one evening? A lot, if she's on the arm of bad-boy Edward Cullen. Entry in The Bad Boys of Twilight Contest. Awards: First Place Public Vote & Two Judges Choice Awards. (Mizzez Pattinson & Jonesn) E/B A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,277 - Reviews: 2215 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cold by shouldbecleaning reviews
The winter of 1869 recorded a low temperature that would last for more than one hundred and fifty years. The only thing colder ever recorded was Isabella Cullen's marriage bed. Entry for the Caveat Emptor: Maybe An HEA? contest. Trigger warning. Now expanded from original contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,905 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Born of Ash and Fire by MandyLeigh87 reviews
As the kingdom prepares for a grand tournament, Prince Edward becomes captivated with the Blacksmith's daughter. But despite her love for him, her secret may tear them apart forever. BxE Rated M EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,066 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 10/3/2016 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Complete
Kissling Lane by MissJanuary reviews
The blinds came down with a thwacking sound. As the bathtub filled with hot water, steam rose and curled in the air above the old claw-foot. The mirror began to fog; Bella leaned over the sink, extended her index finger and wrote: S A M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,915 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Complete
Grim and Darling by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Every town has a tragedy. Every tragedy has a devil. That's me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,426 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roadside Assistance by KoalaLou reviews
I don't know what it was about Edward Cullen, but he rubbed me up the wrong way, always had. It was a shame really, because he was so hot that I'm sure if he ever rubbed me up the right way it would be amazing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 193 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14952 - Favs: 13,550 - Follows: 6,018 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Number Our Days by twistedkey reviews
Bella Swan is a time traveler, drifting between the past and present. Can the Cullens help her find the cure before time runs out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,111 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LOST by edwardsoul reviews
It's been 7 years since Edward left. Bella's now a tough NYC corporate girl on the outside, but her heart is forever broken. She vows to take down C-Corp, but what happens when she finds out who owns the company? Who is the monster now? **AFTER 7 YRS. OF INCREDIBLY AMAZING REVIEWS, I HAVE RE-"VAMPED" THIS STORY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,565 - Reviews: 2892 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
LOST 2 by edwardsoul reviews
Bella got her happy ending and Simmons is devastated! The firm is so boring without her. He can't stand to be there any longer. Then by chance, Bella introduces him to a certain female vampire. He has dated the world's most beautiful women, but what happens when he meets her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,439 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward, Tanya - Complete
Breaking Edward by browniechadowes reviews
AH. ExB. A jaded OCD Edward meets clumsy, disordered Bella. Will she be able to push him against his psychological boundaries? Rated M for future lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,087 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." A boy most people overlook. A girl who sees just how amazing he is. All human. High School. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,262 - Reviews: 3071 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8826 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last Trick or Treater by 2old4fanfic reviews
Bella's first day in her new house falls on Halloween. Who will be her last Trick or Treater? Holiday One SHot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's a Bird! It's a Plane! No - It's Nerdman? by OhGeeFantasy reviews
Bella's Superhero may not be faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, or be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, but he still manages to capture something impressive-her heart. My entry in the Meet Your Mate Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practical Patient by shouldbecleaning reviews
It began, as many great love stories do, with a complete misunderstanding. He called me a whore and I embarrassed him in front of others. You know, typical boy meets girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
FarmersOnly dot com by beegurl13 reviews
My cousin said I'd find a guy on FarmersOnly dot com, but I'm not looking for A guy, I'm looking for THE guy. The guy who gets my sarcasm, who loves bad pick up lines, who can't say no to ice cream, and who won't make me a featured story on Dateline. Are you man enough to be the cowboy of my dreams? AH, T, B&E, MeetTheMateContest entry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 242 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Portrait of a Victor by sponsormusings reviews
Capitol photographer Peeta Mellark has one job. Meet, and photograph, the current Victor known as Katniss Everdeen. Capture her image in her natural environment in District 12, follow her progress along the Victory Tour. He's not meant to fall in love. Not when the stakes are high and secrets are being kept. (Set during the timeline of CF and MJ).
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 199,631 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
More Than Salt by shouldbecleaning reviews
Princess Isabella must find a way to teach her father, King Charles, a lesson. Oh, and win the heart of a Prince at the same time. A fairy tale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,725 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Metaphysics by anais mark reviews
Edward & Bella are graduate students in London 'coincidentally' researching the same poets. More than 300 years after the fact, Carlisle & Edward must find out why Carlisle's past won't stay there - before Bella digs it up researching her thesis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 216,667 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For The Best by PlotBunnyWranglers reviews
Sometimes secrets aren't meant to be hidden. Maybe it's for the best that they are out in the open.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Complete
I'm Not Crazy by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella's house makes her question her sanity. Is it haunted or is she crazy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5144 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Broken Hearts Club by TheFicChick reviews
"I'm not ready for this." She looks apologetic and scared and tiny, and he wants to give her a hug, even as she's speaking the truth of his own heart. (A Valentine's Day one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 234 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beauty And The Beast by RobzBeanie reviews
A battle-scarred veteran has given up on finding love and acceptance when a pretty young girl looks his way. ** LIGHT THE DARKNESS CONTEST - Third Place Judges Vote and Public Vote, Judge's Pick from CapitalAB **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 338 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 6137 - Favs: 4,827 - Follows: 3,249 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Season of the Witch by MandyLeigh87 reviews
After studying under his famous Uncle, young Edward Cullen is sought by a small Northeastern town to rid them of a suspected witch before another child dies, a victim of her black magic. Rumors and whispers are rampant and all of them point to the town outcast, Isabella Swan. Will Edward discover the truth, or fall under the witch's spell? Entry for the Age of Edward Contest 2013.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 144 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Geek To Chic by MrsK81 reviews
Convinced she was headed to permanent residency in Loserville, Bella Swan would have done anything to fit in with the popular crowd. What if she was presented with an opportunity to do just that? Would she take it happily or would she stop and think about the person she was leaving behind? Inspired by 13 going on 30. Romance, drama, humor and a little bit of everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,023 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Headbands and Hero-Worship by GeekChic12 reviews
Two rivals. One election. Who will come out on top? A mini-fic written for Dreamweaver94's birthday. AH, High School, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,805 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Back Road by TallulahBelle reviews
Stories from childhood claimed that monsters lived behind the Cullen Estate's tall walls, so we avoided the back road which passed it. One day, I had to take the road and met one of the Estate's occupants to find no monster but someone extraordinary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,572 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
By Way of Sorrow by jaxington reviews
Bella Cullen has spent the last ninety-five years giving everything to protect her family and mourning the loss of her long dead human husband. A trip to Alaska to meet Tanya's latest romantic interest changes everything. The vampire she meets there has his face, his hair, and his body, but not his memories. It's a strange new world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 188,468 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
(Un)Dressing Edward Cullen (One Shot) by Discordia81 reviews
Edward Cullen is an A-list actor with horrific taste in clothing. Bella Swan is his long-suffering stylist who wants to strangle him one minute and kiss him the next. When Edward crashes her date, Bella has to choose between dressing her client and undressing the man she loves. 2nd Place Public Winner for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 298 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lonely Life by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
In one hundred years, I have tried seven times to change a woman from a mortal to a monster and been left with nothing but a corpse. AU. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,325 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Three Pronged by authoresskika reviews
"The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea." Katniss and Peeta 8 years post rebellion, as seen through the eyes of Annie Cresta Odair. Written for Prompts in Panem, March 2013; "Canon Items: Finnick's Trident"
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Annie C., Finnick and Annie's son - Complete
Under Pressure by JiffyKate reviews
Have you ever imagined what it would be like if your favorite characters starred in a John Hughes movie? We have! This is their story. The year is 1984. Bella and Edward are seniors in high school...where everyone is under pressure. Rated M for future lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,450 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2841 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Carols, Cocktails, and Confessions by MrsK81 reviews
For as long as she can remember, Bella has been hopelessly entangled with the one man who she could never call her own. After a night of cocktails & confessions in a bar, can she finally learn what she needs to do to get the man of her dreams?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,654 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 311 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everlasting Why by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
A student of social work & her troubled client. Longing to help him, she suspects & soon learns there is far more beneath the surface than she could have ever guessed. & perhaps her motives for helping are more complicated than she's willing to admit. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,428 - Reviews: 2564 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Object of My Obsession by cosmogirl7481 reviews
What happens when you're not the only one watching? A cute and slightly creepy love story with a twist. Not twisted. For my friend Laura1025's birthday because I creepy-love her so much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 531 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Volunteer by sponsormusings reviews
Peeta Mellark is reaped for the 74th Hunger Games - but someone unexpected volunteers in his place, and nothing is ever the same. Katniss Everdeen decides this is finally her time to repay Peeta for saving her life. Submission for Prompts in Panem, Oct 2012, Day Seven.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Open the Door by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
You don't always realize you've knocked on the door of sin until it's too late to leave. Mormon missionary Edward knocks on Bella's door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Reason by sponsormusings reviews
Katniss Everdeen hates wrestling. Hates the thought, the idea, the concept of it. Yet, whether she likes it or not, she still goes. One-shot. Day 3 submission for Prompts in Panem.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by ArthursCamelot reviews
A HG rewrite. What would happen if Peeta was just a little bit bolder, and Katniss a little less emotionally confused? You'd be surprised. Let the Games begin. This is an AU, but I've tried to stay as canon as possible. Rated T to be safe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 122,482 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Illicit Unintended by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
: It was a union that was never supposed to happen, an affair that took over her life and altered it. Unable to keep him from advancing, can Bella keep her brother-in-law away and save her marriage? Or should she give in on what could possibly be what was always meant to be? Perhaps fate will make the decision for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Olympus by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
For centuries, the Gods of Greece have involved themselves intimately with the mortals who worship them. Sometimes these relationships are borne of desire, while others are the product of revenge. It is expressly forbidden for the Gods to fall in love with their mortal conquests, and they've all succeeded . . . until now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,122 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 225 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8257 - Favs: 11,338 - Follows: 4,332 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Girl Who Jumped by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
His fingertips trail along my collarbone, strong but gentle. They linger on my scar, on skin that's not quite numb. I feel like I did then, when I was standing in that tree, brave and stupid enough to jump. ExB O/S Contest entry for FicThisGIF
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,186 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 195 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare by DustWriter reviews
The last day of middle school before a long summer break should be the best day of Katniss' life...unless she picks Dare instead of Truth. Guess who she has to kiss before the end of the day?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 125 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13884 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 3,036 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Imprint by Kat097 reviews
In a world where imprinting is the norm and to think of resisting it is to face social disgrace, Bella Swan finds herself facing the dilemma of whether she should follow her instincts or her beliefs. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,495 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the Twilight Never Comes by IamTheAlleyCat reviews
AU/OOC. What if Edward Cullen was never born? Could it be that some things are just meant to be? Carlisle thinks his house is haunted, Bella thinks Jake is gay, and Alice doubts her visions for the first time in her life. But who is to blame? The Volturi, the Quileute Elders, or someone much closer? Best Adventure/Mystery WINNER in Emerging Swan Awards 2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,342 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7234 - Favs: 6,552 - Follows: 4,344 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fine Line by kris salvador reviews
A vampire with a temper and another with a secret are forced into an unconventional union. Won 2nd place, AU, popular vote at the Truly Anonymous Twilight Contest. Warning: contains the usual.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 187 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Hungry Games by XquisiteProdigy reviews
DRABBLE: My name is Bella Swan. I am a tribute in the Hungry Games. I will fight for survival, for food, for...who the hell am I kidding? This is a tale about cock and mangos. Read at your own risk. Rated S for stupidy. BxExJxG. Complete
Crossover - Twilight & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Gale H. - Complete
Dead Man Walking by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When graduate student Isabella Swan decides to write her final paper on death row inmate Edward Masen, she promises her mother she won't get too involved. She couldn't have been more wrong. Rated M for language, content. B/E Mini Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,577 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 4,656 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All this Waiting for Skies to Fall by monroeslittle reviews
"That's Katniss Everdeen," he says. "That's the Mockingjay's daughter, Peeta." AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 301 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Saving the Boy by Embracing-Immensity reviews
What if Katniss won the 71st Hunger Games? Three years later, it's time for the reaping and Effie Trinket chooses a person she never wanted to see in the Games. What will she do to make sure he gets home alive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,943 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7801 - Favs: 5,725 - Follows: 3,732 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Love not meant for this World by sheviking reviews
Pompeii, 79 AD: In the midst of disaster can Bellona, a Roman noblewoman, save her gladiator? Or will the two lovers be forced to spend eternity apart? Age of Edward 2012 1st place winner in Literotica category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Only One I Ever Saw by MrsK81 reviews
Entry for What's Love to you contest & winner of public vote! You spend your whole life watching someone; waiting for them to finally see you. But when they do, what would you say? What would you do? Would you dare to risk it all for what you want?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 13024 - Favs: 8,871 - Follows: 6,412 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dressmaker by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The dressmaker knows his fingers are nimble; he just never thought his heart would be so too, running away with Isabella Swan and conspiring to make him want the very thing he cannot have. AGE OF EDWARD ENTRY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mating Game by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Edward's been living in solitude in his Grandfather's bunker since the infection hit. On a routine trip to the surface, he's taken hostage by strangers and thrown into a dangerous mating game that could cost him his life and his sanity. B/E M OS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 339 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Heir to Panem by DustWriter reviews
Katniss alone wins the 74th Hunger Games to return to her family and home in District Twelve. But the admiration of a dangerous suitor changes her life and plans forever. Banner by Ro Nordmann: h t t p :/tinyurl . com /6p9jjln delete spaces
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,223 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 533 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7353 - Favs: 6,237 - Follows: 4,296 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 5,470 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Phoenix by KiyaRaven reviews
Every day he passes and I let him, knowing that everything's wrong; wanting so much to fix it but scared to try. Sometimes doing nothing is the worst form of cowardice, and right now, he needs me to be brave. Winner - Anonymous Angst Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,201 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 237 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5550 - Favs: 7,400 - Follows: 5,396 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Santa by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I was an elf, one of the lowest of the low. I would have been more content if I actually worked at the North Pole, but no. No. I worked at another place. Synonymous with Hell. I worked at the mall. B/E Holiday One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3432 - Favs: 5,994 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drinks After Work One Shot by Discordia81 reviews
Bella runs into her high school crush at the bar after a bad day at work and decides to play a game. If she can avoid falling for him, she'll leave him wanting more. But she may find that losing is the best thing that ever happened to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 161 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Romance Is Dead by Kat097 reviews
Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,220 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Compendium of Thoughts by ItIsRaining reviews
After Edward is struck with a serious illness, Bella offers to give him a ride to school every day. His musings on life are priceless and unique. Based in its entirety on a true story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Like A Dream by Holly1980 reviews
When you once had it all, would you go back and change anything? Bella Swan is given the chance to change her life when she returns back to high school twenty years after she graduated. But there's a catch. Canon couples, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,559 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Heart of a King by MandyLeigh87 reviews
"I do not desire to be seen," I murmured. He stopped and laughed a little under his breath. "What if it is my desire?" Historical os. Tudors inspired. B/E Rated M, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Breath by First Blush reviews
It's 1944, Edward awakes in a London field hospital. He's told his wife was in an air raid and did not survive. This sends Edward on a journey over two continents to find the love of his life, forgiveness for his past, and a joy he never even knew existed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,164 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental: Of Air and Water by TallulahBelle reviews
Scenes of Elemental from Edward's POV for the winners of THE FANDOM GIVES BACK authors auction, Team EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8828 - Favs: 8,659 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Companion by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella Swan always believed in happily ever afters.When she marries her high school sweetheart & starts her own wedding business, she thinks she's living her dream.Then it all comes crashing down.Can a handsome photographer help her believe in love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,108 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Day At Magicland by AbruptlyChagrined reviews
Poor college student Bella is on the worst date of her life with Mike at Magicland amusement park. On top of that, a creepy costumed character is stalking her around the park. A semi-sweet,sorta crackfic. AU AH Rated M for a few F-bombs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3843 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Dancing in the Twilight by MyHubbyIsATwilightWidow reviews
Bella goes on family vacation and meets Edward, the mysterious dance instructor at Newton's Lodge. Twilight characters set in Dirty Dancing with a few twists. AH, canon couples. Epi-Part One is summary in EPOV. Epi-Part Two is EPOV HEA.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,683 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9605 - Favs: 10,245 - Follows: 5,349 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3817 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess, the Apple, and the Sacred Tree by punkfarie reviews
An evil queen's jealously forces a beautiful princess to flee for her life. ***Best Villain - Twisted Twilight Tales Contest***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Painted Hearts by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Pablo Picasso said that painting is just another way of keeping a diary. I just happen to keep mine on my bedroom wall...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BRONZE by mothlights reviews
Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wits' end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE (Russian translation link in profile)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,714 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Kisses a Christmas Tale by the-glory-days reviews
A new spin on a classic tale. It's Christmas Eve, and Bella is working. An unexpected fall and three ghosts help Bella realize the meaning of the holiday and true love. One-Shot; Collaboration fic with seevousplay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,226 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover by Marvar reviews
This is a Two-shot for Cosmogirl7481's birthday. Edward and Bella are both single parents looking for love. But this is fic, so of course they are secretly crushing on each other. Can Edward get into Bella's momjeans by the end of chapter 2? Yes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eric Yorkie, The Van Helsing of Forks by duskwatcher2153 reviews
"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eric, Rosalie - Complete
Chocolate Kisses and Robinhood's Barn by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
Edward Cullen does not take risks. It's not in his nature to drive cross-country on a spur of the moment invitation or make love to a girl after being with her merely a week. And yet, that's exactly what he does. Because Bella Swan is worth it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life in Technicolor by meliebot reviews
In the summer of 1955, Edward and a thoroughly modern Bella meet, quickly discovering all that love and life has to bring. Five years later along with a serious case of the lovebug, will it all be the same? *ENTRY FOR THE 2010 CHERRY EXCHANGE*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,053 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
I Am Thankful for Stupid Questions by unicornhime reviews
AH O/S Bella joins Alice and Edward for Thanksgiving dinner, and gets a little more than she bargained for. Just a little fluff for the holidays!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever and Ever by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward has been Bella's best friend since kindergarten, and so far he's made good on his promise to always do everything with her. But now that they're older, she finds herself wanting more. Can "forever" as just friends be enough? For The Cherry Exchange
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 314 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Another Teen Statistic by twilightheaded23 reviews
99% of high school students lose their virginity. At least that's what it seems like. Rated M for language/drama/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember Me by IsaKassees reviews
"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,534 - Reviews: 4650 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thank You, Jessica Stanley by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Bella Swan is infatuated with James Henalay who only dates non-virgins. She is unfortunately still a virgin. Thus begins the quest to pop her cherry…Edward Cullen, anyone? And what does Jessica have to do with all this? E/B One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everything She Does is Magic by KristenLynn reviews
Cherry Exchange o/s. Bella and Alice have a secret: they hail from a long line of witches. But Bella doubts her heritage. When she casts a spell on Halloween, the results cause her to question all she's ever believed about life and love. AH/supernatural.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,936 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hears a Who? by philadelphic reviews
Just a bit of fun, originally posted on Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Countdown. When your crush is your coworker and your work is all about sexual harassment training, does it take a supernatural event to finally make your move? Probably all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lucky 13 by itsjustme1217 reviews
Nerdy Edward has always had trouble with girls and has yet to lose his virginity. His brother, Emmett, decides he just needs to date more in order to find the right woman for him. AU/AH My Entry for The Cherry Exchange Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Don't Believe in Vampires by lazykate reviews
"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14592 - Favs: 17,462 - Follows: 8,909 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fixation by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Edward has a dirty secret. Bella is invisible. One strange day brings them together. One-shot entry for AwkWard contest. AH, E/B, flangst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Happiest Place on Earth by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her, she goes to the one person she can talk to, Edward. He decides that Bella needs to get away for a few days, and he suggests a mini-road trip to 'The Happiest Place on Earth.' One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6688 - Favs: 6,230 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4239 - Favs: 3,804 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4642 - Favs: 4,240 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spectre of the Past by KristenLynn reviews
Black Balloon O/S contest entry. The honeymoon didn't go as planned, and Bella is bitter and resentful. For Edward, there is only one means of escape. But even if he takes it, will he ever be free from the spectre of his past? Angst. PostEclipse AU/canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,776 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5792 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 218 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Yes Project by justaskalice reviews
A Fandom Gives Back oneshot for Legna989. Bella is sick of her lackluster love life, and Alice has the perfect solution.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,788 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Monday morning by IsaKassees reviews
One-shot. What happens when you meet someone who challenges everything you thought you knew? Edward Cullen, partner in the Volturi firm finds out when he meets his new assistant. Slightly OOC, E/B. Rated M just in case, for language. No lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 429 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Untouchable by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Kisses by BittenBee reviews
Bella's truck breaks down in a storm and the only shelter in sight is a mysterious home with an equally mysterious occupant. When she thought all was hopeless in life, a flame ignites within her once more. One bite at a time. One-shot, DARK THEMES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Talk by WriteOnTime reviews
For two years, Edward's been longing for more with his pretty boho classmate, Bella Swan. The school V-Day dance is his big chance to make a move - if he can just figure out exactly what a "move" is. AH/Canon Couples. O/S for Cupid's Little Ficsters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 4,062 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10085 - Favs: 7,565 - Follows: 6,178 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Hindsight by teacupsNmints reviews
Bella wants to become like Edward before she grows too much older than him. Edward is certain he knows best and plans to love Bella through every stage of her life. What happens when it comes time for him to face the inevitable?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 10,959 - Follows: 2,908 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life According to Plan by unicornhime reviews
Edward finally makes his move... in a laundromat. My entry for the AwkWard Contest. AH One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
May and His December by Oxymoronic8 reviews
Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 136 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best Part of Getting Stuck by profmom72 reviews
After getting stuck in a Christmas Eve blizzard, can Edward and Bella find a way to move forward? o/s.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11665 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in an Elevator by ForMyValentineTwilight reviews
Valentine’s Day has never been kind to Bella and Edward. This one doesn’t seem to be any different until an unexpected turn of events forces them to see what they have been missing out on all these years. "For My Valentine" Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Time Caller by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 384 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Diary Days by TFX reviews
Written for ilsuocantante wearingwords birthday surprise. Dirty Nerdy Boys are everywhere...you never know when you might run into one. Rated M for pottymouths yes please and dirty thoughts!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 3,553 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Enough by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Edward works for the FBI. He's the best in his field and the worst at relationships with a habit of falling quickly in and out of love. When he gets shot, his nurse will take care of more than just his medicine. Is she good enough? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,667 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Rare Sunny Summer by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella's grandmother passes away, she leaves her house in Forks, which is in shambles to Bella in her will. What happens when Bella hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to fix the damages? Entry for the Summer of Smut Contest - ONE OF TWO WINNERS -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Sleep for the Wicked by justaskalice reviews
Bella has been with Jacob for four years and everyone thinks they have the perfect relationship. Their friends and family expect an engagement any day, but Bella is having second thoughts. A story about old love, new love, and friendship. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,382 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Benefits of Barbecue by unicornhime reviews
Emmett sends Edward to the store for barbecue supplies, and Edward picks up a little something extra. AU/AH EPOV One-shot for The Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest hosted by Daddy’s Little Cannibal and Bronzehairedgirl620.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Hundred Years of Solitude by philadelphic reviews
AH, AU Original idea that led to alternate AU for "You Don't Know Me". Edward was never turned into a vampire, but lived to be 107- just in time to meet Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save You by bella c'ella luna reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon and she lived the normal, vampire-free life that he always wanted for her. Now Bella's almost ninety and Edward is back in Forks for a final goodbye. This is a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8529 - Favs: 7,878 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Impressing Bella by Child-Of-God13 reviews
This is for Irish Froggy s Mike challenge. Mike tries to use his 'skills' to impress Bella. T for mild cussing. one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/2/2007
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 143 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
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Uncharted Destination reviews
Searching for your missing fiancé aboard a ship that's in imminent danger of sinking is bad. Floating on a life raft with the brooding ship's captain and a handful of fellow survivors is worse. My vacation in paradise has officially gone straight to hell. All human. Almost all humor. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 10/11/2021 - Bella, Edward
Prohibited Activity reviews
Complete. Forks in the 1980s was a place where music was outlawed. The police chief's sheltered daughter dreams of self-expression and freedom. The new boy in town can't dream at all. Yes, this was partially inspired by the movie Footloose - but has the addition of Vampward to spice it up. Slow burn. AU. No wolves. HEA... eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 225,422 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/3/2021 - Published: 9/10/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forwarded To My Future reviews
Complete. Bella is resigned to living a boring and unfulfilling life until she's old enough to graduate. But that was before fate stepped in. Looking up from her lunch tray, she sees four perfectly sculpted, pale faces - plus a bronze-haired, green eyed boy known for his gentility. He's not like the other boys in Forks. Can he help make her life a little more interesting? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 422,807 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/16/2020 - Published: 4/2/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Final Jeopardy! reviews
A gameshow helped bring us together and gave us years of friendship. One night away from the TV might end it. Betting it all during Final Jeopardy is a risky move. But sometimes that's the only chance you have to win. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,790 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 9/8/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forward To The Future reviews
Complete. Human Edward from 1918 steps through time and finds himself in Forks. Hardships test his willpower as he meets vegetarian vampires, bloodsucking leeches, irritable wolf shapeshifters, and most terrifyingly, Mike Newton. Will he find a way back to his own time, or will he discover that modern day life has its own benefits? AU. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 272,338 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 11/24/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete