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PROFILE

(as if you could't tell)

Big M I guess i should describe myself I'm 14.And please if i ever do find out how to write a damn story on this bitch its almost guaranteed its gonna have "Mature Language' So don't bitch about it please its alright to ask "tone down the cussing please"

Sure maybe i will but i hate when people tell me I'm to young to be using that kind of language.

Religion

As wear religion goes I like to say I'm some-what Christianity-oriented but I'm not so sure about this GOD thing i mean if you think about it he's a hypocrite i mean doesn't he go against like 4 of the 7 deadly sins I guess those don't apply to him. Also he kinda punishes wrongly you probably know about that guy who prayed to god every other minute. So GOD is talking to The Devil ( I don't know why either) The Devil says "He only worships YOU because you give him stuff" GOD says " That is not true he worships me because i am almighty and I shall prove it" So he makes the guy's life a big shit fest he kills all his sons his wife leaves him are is murdered to.His house is also fucked up some way are another. And the little fucker still prays to god I don't know about you but that is some resilience.Speaking of wrong punishments you probaly know that telling about that guy who was told to give his teenage son up for a sacrifice so the man was geting ready to kill his son right and a angel stops him SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT i dont about yall but if I was that dude son id never visit my dad again.And (I know we arent supposed to use and to start a sentance but whatever) If god was real why doesnt He Send us a sighn Yeah Jesus was amazing but that was 2000 years ago why dont he just stick his face though the clouds and say hay bitches im here.

Things I Hate

Prepare for a long list

People who push there beliefs on other people EXP Im christian but i dont want some bitch im my face yellin about the books of the bible.

The saying men cant hit women EXP i dont condone bitch men hitting there wifes but as often the case is with me if a bitch is in my face and hits me then we got problems

Things I like

Prepare for a short list

Money EXP you buy things with money

Told ya

Things I want

Fairy God Parents (Timmy is a Freakin idiot)

Favorite Anime(In Order)

Naruto

Kiddie Grade

Death Note

One Piece

Dragon Ball DBZ Dragon Ball GT

Bx7

Favorite Charecters (In Order)

L/Death Note EXP he sits cool and hes smart you have to admit he died cool in the movie

Naruto/Naruto EXP nothing keeps the bastard down

Light Yagami/Death Note EXP too danm smart for his own good

Favorite Color

Blood Red

Forest Green

www.free webs.com/tan pop/

Favorite Quotes

He wondered how trees managed to be so happy during summer when it was so darn hot.-Autumn Trees, Cheese, and Mystery

"Very good fingering Kyle""Oh yes very good fingering Kyle"Eric!" Shut up fat-ass" What even your mom said you have good fingering "SHUT-UP FATASS!"-South park

Then the paper cuts turned into nicks, nicks turned into cuts, the cuts turned into small slashes, and then the small slashes preceded to become small gashes.And then somewhere along the way there was a moment when the small gashes decided we're done for right now; go try the large gashes for a bit please.-Even When he Smiles

When all else fails... blow shit up.My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone.I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself."

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Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Life isn't easy when your name is naruto by korilsapy reviews
What do you do when compared to everyone else your life seems terrible? When you go home to a father who beats you, a mother who's been murdered and no one in the world you can call your friend? Do you give up? Naruto didn't.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: No More Yaoi by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
The shinobi of the Leaf Village discover yaoi fanfiction. Naruto snaps and goes on a quest to find out who has been slandering him. Who thinks there is going to be blood bath? Note: There is very little bloodshed in this fic... For now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Naruto U.
The Fox and and the Ninja by bigbadwolfie604 reviews
The Kyuubi is free! And he wants to destroy the Hidden Village! However, there is one problem. It turns out that he is a she! And as it would turn out she has the hots for Naruto. Can Naruto live through a demon’s love? Can he betray his dreams, village,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Even When he Smiles by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
Secrets can be kept for only so long, especially those that are gift wrapped in an disarming smile. :cutting, self-abuse themes, no yaoi pairings: DISCONTINUED DUE TO PERSONAL TROUBLES
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,473 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5635 - Favs: 4,342 - Follows: 3,053 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Simple Wish by Altrict reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, unpopular and quirky in school, you'll be hard pressed to find anyone more unique than him. But for reasons unknown, Naruto is sucked into the Naruto anime with no way back. Will he find the way back, and if he does will he take it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,000 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Girls Cabin Number 2 by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
[AU] The girls all meet up at somewhat of an anarchy camp. Drama, revenge, punishment and extreme perversion lurk around the campgrounds. [Multiple Pairings, NORM&CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Tenten, Hinata H.
Waking Up by The-BluDevil reviews
Hinata admits her love for the demon boy, and the two hit it off. And, now, the moment you've waited for for over a year has arrived. I really do love all my fans, so I've put up chapter 8. And don't think you've figured out the beginning. naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,093 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Century Sleepover by Afrohawk reviews
Sequel to Naruto's Chaotic Sleepover and Dreamscape. This time though, Tsunade brings back her other tricks and a mystery one of her own. You'll have to tune in to the story to find out what it is... Possible OOC, and pairings the same as other stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
Yakuza by The Dirtwater Fox reviews
Minisaga : To give something to my fans while I'm on hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U.
Look Who's Talking! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sillyfic. Ah, the joys of parenting. Of course, things would be easier for first time parents Sasuke and Hinata if a certain blond didn't have such a large influence over their sons' speech development... Possible Irony of Love side story if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Who Says Konoha is Peaceful? by Almighty Shadowchan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke find and read Sakura's diary. Sakura wonders why they are now acting weird around her, and she comes up with a bizarre conclusion, which she shares with everybody. Can the guys save their reputations without suffering her wrath?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,708 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sun, Moon, Star by FreakofImagination reviews
It’s easy to have a friend when you’re a little kid and you don’t care about anything else, and those cheesy “Best Friends Forever” necklaces actually mean something.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Neighbor by chibismiles5266 reviews
Hinata lives in the same apartment building as Sasuke. Every night she sees him with a new girl, all entering with a smile and leaving with eyes filled with tears. Obviously he uses them for self satisfaction and then throws them away when he's done. HXS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To be or not to be Perverted? by BraceForImpact reviews
After being abused by the villagers of Konoha, Naruto finds himself in the clutches of an ULTRA pervert! Could this be a good or bad thing for Naruto? Naru/Hina relationship will build. Other ships will be considered. Please read and ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Call Me Selfish by Enchanted Hats reviews
After Naruto is injured during supposed class D mission, the Kyuubi's seal starts to disappear. Can Iruka, for the sake of Konoha, do what no one else can and kill his former pupil? Or will the Kyuubi destroy Naruto and Konoha first? DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,554 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Happily Ever After by Elena Takami reviews
Is there really such a thing? Based on the older versions of Cinderella. Angsty drabble with added gore.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
In the End by Elena Takami reviews
Alternative ending drabble. Very angsty.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Mother by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
You know it's ok to hate her.' Tenten isn't fooled by faked smiles and forced laughter. Slight TenNaru. *For BlackKyubi and Angelfeatherwirter*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Scarred for Life by The-BluDevil reviews
Naruto is scarred and mysterious things begin to happen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U.
Road To Perdition by Silver Wind-4ever reviews
Kyuubi leads to different lives. One as an uinmerciful Mafia Lord and the other as a caring and devoted father to his son. But when these worlds collides, all hell break loose..........
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Runaway, love by rOckSTar-RelIC reviews
A 3 part song fic, to the song Runaway Love...enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 312 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Kainyu no yu'utsu by Kanadajin reviews
Set several years in the future, Naruto is an ANBU with blood on his hands and terrors plauging his dreams. When he recives a strange mission from Tsunade, he is reunited again with old friends. No marysue stuff, fluff, slash or incest
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,611 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Truth Behind IT by The Luggage reviews
Many of Naruto's friends have wondered about IT, but only Naruto knows the truth... [mild Naruto crack, gen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hysterics by FreakofImagination reviews
What happened Naruto...what happened?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Endless Love At Sea by Babybrowns reviews
Konoha is an island out at sea. Here, the only hated one is Naruto for something he couldn't prevent. Hiashi is one who hates him the most, a rich uptight noble. What'll happen when you put his forgotten daughter Hinata and the Uzumaki together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,354 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Convergence by halo2freak007 reviews
As Hinata lay dying, surrounded by sand, she gives one final gift to the one she loves. Naruto struggles to find his place, not only as a Jinchuuriki, but as a weilder of the Byakugan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Naruto U.
To prove Sasuke is Gay by Seiichiro Watari reviews
Naruto goes to prove Sasuke is gay, and learns about many other useless things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kage of the Graves by The Dirtwater Fox reviews
Naruto spent his life pining for recognition, yearning for proof that he was needed. Amusingly, he only finds these things upon taking his own life. Though Naruto sought his own end, Konoha should be glad it was just a new beginning. NaruXIno... sorta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,553 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Mmm Angst by Demonic.Alchemist reviews
Angsty NARUTO fics. Death, selfharm, drug abuse and Linkin Park. R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Akatsuki it's like Mensa for crazy people by Reanult reviews
Hm. Crack ahh it's in my eyes! Naruto rambling, and Itachi and Kisame on Cribs. Yes I said CRIBS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Nightmare by Numisma reviews
L is an unusual, quirky sorta guy. His dreams are no exception. They're also weird. Crack, parody, do not take seriously. Written for bnf.brawl on LJ.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Autumn Trees, Cheese, and Mysteries by sausuge reviews
He was utterly and completely alone. but his company isn't who he expected. [Naruto death, kinda parody, oneshot, NONyoai]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Suit by Ryushi Nigami reviews
Characters in Naruto get cool suits with cool sunglasses! what insanity will be incurred? Warning: May eventually contain some crossover elements
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2006
Crossing the Bridge Song Fic by The Dirtwater Fox reviews
Naruto's thoughts and memories at death's crossing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Token by lefcadio reviews
Mello meets L for the first time. Mistakes, jealously, and chocolate. Takes place after 'The Architect', but isn't really a sequel.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
The Architect by lefcadio reviews
Near meets L for the first time. Of course, nothing's ever straightforward.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Crucified by Jiyu Hatell Kodai reviews
This story is more of an old study I did where themes from the Bible can be found in television shows. Warning: Contains Death, descriptive gore, and religious themes. Read with caution. Updated
Crossover - Bible & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Jesus, Naruto U. - Complete
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