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Joined 10-08-06, id: 1146545, Profile Updated: 04-28-13
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Supernatural, Legend of Zelda, Star Trek: 2009, Harry Potter, and Sherlock.

Find me on Tumblr, Twitter, and Youtube under the same name!
Find my original work on Deviantart under "EpicRandom"!

"The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space."
— Marilyn Monroe
My favorite quote.

Hey! Welcome to my page. I may not have written a lot, but I like to say quality over quanity. (although I really don't know if I can say that either...)
A lot of the stuff on this page is rather old... I'll let you do the math yourself >_>
I have a lot of fandoms that I will write in (or at least want to test the waters in) but I lack a lot of the time... Although let's see what I can do now that I actually know how sex works *snort*
And what I lack in writing, I have in favorites, so you can check those out as well -
Anyway, the only thing that I can really say is...

Enjoy!

Name: BekTehGreat, formally known as Mini-J
You can call be Bek if you like ;D

Sex: God yes. I mean... Female.

Age: 21

Sanity levels: Yeah... I've basically given up on ever finding it again...
But that's a good thing no?

Quotes from my favorite people

I am a determined fool - Jill

Oh w-t-f mate it's the fcking internet. People make total asses of themselves over this thing ever 5 miliseconds. Can't you be one of those asses for just 5 MINUTES? - On IM With the Nora. Possibly my fav quote XD

That is too much internet - Julie

I don't pull things out of my ass. I think of them, put them up my ass for safe keeping, then take them out when nessisary. Jill

Imagine if you could portal your hand into peoples pants? Like in the middle of Chemistry, just portal your hand into (insert hott Chem Teachers name here) pants. And since he's always walking around the room you would just see him jump about three feet in the air. Me talking about KH

If the cake is a lie, the cupcake must be a bite-sized lie. Jen Jen

I feel like raping him right now. Just jump the car and pull him out. He won't know what hit him until it's to late and he's enjoying it. Fck he's looking...smile and wave. SMILE AND WAVE SO HE DOESN'T REALIZE THE IMPENDING DOOM! Me

"I love how they're describing us like we're criminals on the loose. 'The first culprit was a caucasian female. The second was of color, though it is unclear of which ethnicity. They were last seen exiting the combination pizza hut and taco bell on jamaica avenue on monday september the 27th...'" Nora about tumblr idiots attacking us

LOVERS OF TALK NERDY TO ME

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LOOK AT ITTTT!! I LOVE YOU KATSUUUUUUUUUU!!

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Mistletoe by MISTRESS-OF-THE-FORBIDDEN-SORT reviews
Just a sweet Holiday one shot with my two favorite boys.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Thrusters on Full by ValorRose reviews
You’ve seen the movie right, at the end when “everyone” is there to see Kirk become captain of the Enterprise, there is one very important character missing. Truly this is just smut, their really is no plot to speak of. Warning: Slash Spock/Kirk, Rated:M
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
A Fantastic Surprise by Eligh reviews
Jim discovers fan fiction. He is pleasantly surprised. Slash- boy smex. Don't like? eh... too bad for you. M for Kirk/Spock slash. NOW with a shiny new EPILOGUE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Bit of Old Carpet by PlainJaneDoe reviews
It's Christmas Eve and John & Sherlock are crouched in a snow dusted alley waiting for a criminal. Unexpected things occur... Oneshot. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No Quiet Man's Descent by pennies-for-eyes reviews
Set during MotA. Fenris tracks down Hawke at the garden party and much smut and a little angst ensues.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
5 Times Sherlock Observed John by AngelZash reviews
...and the 1 Time He Told John His Observations. Sherlock thinks John is brilliant.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Somewhat Starry Night by mazarin reviews
Set post-ASiP. They're just getting to know each other. A casual thing, no strings attached, is just fine with both of them. For now.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Air Conditioner REVISED by SeenaC reviews
REVISED! A London heat-wave causes a change in the sleeping arrangements at 221b. Part of my continuing narrative. "M" for adult subjects. Revised to accommodate events in "Adventure of the Country Birthday."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Matinee and What Came After by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
My first ACDCanon!Slash normally in BBC!Sherlock. PWP
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Physiotherapy, Of a Sort by mazarin reviews
For a prompt: John carrying Sherlock out of great danger. John proves his strength in more ways than one. Established relationship, slash, BAMF!John!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Possesive by Devil.and.Porcelein reviews
John did not belong to Sarah. John most definitively belonged to Sherlock. And Sherlock was going to prove it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A White Tie Affair by your-icequeen reviews
John meets Mummy. S/J established but still kind of new relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Fine Romance by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Sherlock is so selfish and lazy that he can't even be bothered to take off his own pajamas. PWP, nothing else.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beneath The Surface by ScopesMonkey reviews
The five times Sherlock helped John deal with memories of the war, and the one time John helped Sherlock. Requested fic. Rated for my own safety. John/Sherlock established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,567 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'll Soon Be Naked by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
For a prompt for Sherlock and John and sexy times. Pure fluffy PWP. Sherlock runs out of clean clothes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dark of the Alley by mazarin reviews
For a prompt: John has quite enough of Sherlock being rude at crime scenes. John tells Sherlock exactly how he's going to make it up to him. Title from Kings of Leon, Sex on Fire
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
no words by mishageddon reviews
john and sherlock make a discovery on a dull sunday. john/sherlock slash. my first M, woohoo!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
As I Love You by mazarin reviews
For a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme. "I know you're in love with me." John is lead where he's meant to go. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not so much illogical by Lizzy0305 reviews
Captain Kirk,during a boring session starts thinking about his enthusiastic feelings for his First Officer. The problem is, he completely forgets what a touch-telepath is. So when Spock accidentally touches him, he just keeps thinking. SLASH! M for reason
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/4/2011 - [Spock, J. Kirk] - Complete
Knew You'd Turn UP by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Valentine's angst to romance. Five times it didn't work out for either John or Sherlock and one time that it did.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Be Mine by Fuzzy Ears Fan reviews
AU "Well, I'd be willing to be your Merlin if you'd be willing to be my King." SLASH ONESHOT
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,441 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Love Spell by Davelle reviews
When Merlin mistakes a love potion for a healing ointment, his and Arthur's lives are altered irrevocably, forever. SLASH This is my first slash, Be kind! Over 10,000 hits and counting! TY for the Love! Check out the much requested SEQUEL Love Tangled!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sweat by HeavenlyBodies reviews
porn, wanking, and Arthur's pauldron with special appearances by various other pieces of Arthur's armour
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I Can't Take You Anywhere by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Sherlock and John go to the beach a drabble under the same title where they go to Marseille. Gratuitous abuse of an ACD!Canon detail Another silly smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Mean I Need to Love by mazarin reviews
John tries to get Sherlock's attention. He succeeds spectacularly well, just not quite in the way he'd intended. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wounds by HeavenlyBodies reviews
It was an act of instinct, nothing mattered beyond the breath of the man in his arms. -o-o-Warnings: Near deathness- not a death!fic, everybody with the exception of random nameless bandits of doom lives
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Extraction By Any Means Necessary by thegeekyprincess reviews
John's tired. Sherlock sees no reason why this should prevent him from assisting with his latest experiment...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Analysis Of Codesperation by LimpBiskit reviews
Another fic. And yes, it really is NC17.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dark Fantasy by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Written for dreaminGemini. Arthur administers a punishment to Merlin that leads to more than they bargained for. Warnings: Public Spanking, Light bondage, Sex. Rated M. PWP/Lemon. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Act of Wanting by HeavenlyBodies reviews
Arthur finally figures out something that Merlin truly wants. SLASH
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Too Much to Ask For by ROGUEFURY reviews
A typical morning at C.C. during the 3 year timeline before the Androids. Vegeta's urges are peeked while Bulma's attraction spikes. Will the mercurial prince give in? Will the heiress reciprocate?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Lucky by kurosora1984 reviews
Don't judge a book by its cover. Happy birthday Kiki! RokuAku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Isle of Sorrows by Lady of Immortals reviews
The boys and Sir Leon are trapped by a curse. Can Merlin figure out a way to break it before it's too late? Light A/M SLASH. Rated more for the content. Halloween story!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Best Medicine by Lizzy0305 reviews
Sherlock catches some kind of heavy illness, but John stays with him during his suffering and helps him through it. Sherlock, of course, won't be ungrateful... John/Sherlock SLASH *smirk* Finished... for now...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The One Where Sulu Files a Complaint by tinuelena reviews
Sulu notices that Kirk touches Spock. A lot. So, on behalf of the Commander, he files a sexual harassment complaint. The problem? Kirk has no idea what he's been doing, and Spock never complained because he likes it. One-shot prompt fill.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Fleeting Moments by Verai reviews
What will happen between the two stubborn beings when Bulma starts having quiet moments of contemplation on her balcony with Vegeta? Lemony goodness, that's what!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
BBW and the Unthinkable by liaz23 reviews
Yeah, Bulma and Vegeta barely tolerate eachother. What happens when our saiya-jin prince finds her bubble bath? A typical day at Capsule Corporation. Summary sucks, I know, but this is my first fanfic/one-shot. Be prepared for lemony goodness!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,154 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
A Real Warm Night by Ficalicious reviews
Sookie is feeling very hot. She knows someone who is nice and cool. You do the math. One of the One Night Real Soon series.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Gentleness by ED of Oblivion reviews
Initially Jim isn't sure how he feels about being handled like some kind of priceless, breakable treasure – it's so far from what he knows. But then Spock kisses him and sweet gods of mercy, he is home. Spock/Kirk. Snippet. PWP.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What I Want, What I Need by Bulmaveg-Otaku reviews
Lemon Tart, anyone? It's basically shameless smut inspired by my own monk-like dry spell and A Doujinshi called Jun Ai, that I read online recently. Bulma/Vegeta One shot. Rating for Language and *ahem* sexual content.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Assimilation by tinuelena reviews
As the Vulcans rebuild their lives on Pomonus, danger in the form of a Borg cube approaches. Uhura faces her demons, Spock and Jim hold fast to each other, and redemption is proven possible in more ways than one. #3 in "First Contact" series.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,386 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Simple by Alphabet Pie reviews
Vexen discovers a wonderful way to get Marluxia to do what he likes... lemon. 411.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Grand Deductions by Moony3003 reviews
Watson is tired and all he wants is to sleep but Holmes has something else in mind. Rated M. Contains slash. Don't like, then please don't read. First Holmes fanfic.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Only a Cry by littlegeekpenguin reviews
2009 movie-verse. Watson/Holmes, the last time. Warnings for spoilers and slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Abstinence by Alphabet Pie reviews
Merry Christmas, all you 411 fans! Have some lemon. Because Vexen deserved it. 411, lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
VIII loves XIII by X-Sparker reviews
Series of AkuRoku one-shots, contains lemons. Latest entry: Memories of Winter - Were every storm so spice/The value could not be/We buy with contrast - Pang is good/As near as memory - --Emily Dickinson
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,518 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Forget the Flowers by Peachly reviews
After a rough mission, Kirk needs to get it out of his head. Luckily, he has a warm Vulcan to sooth him. Yen-tor svai. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Intuitive Leaper by Jaylee1 reviews
Jim wasn’t in the habit of doubting his decisions. An AU following the first five year mission
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Seven Letter Aphrodisiac by tinuelena reviews
Spock finds that calling Jim Kirk "Captain" turns him on... a lot. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Vulcan Seduction by ArwendeImladris reviews
Spock decides to seduce his captain, despite Jim’s obliviousness and misgivings…K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lead Me Not Into Temptation, I Found It By Myself by Della19 reviews
Chocolate lollypop's and Captain's lips; what's a vulcan to do? I'll give you a hint; this involves K/S sex and a tiny bit of plot . If that's not your thing, then you had fair warning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Slow shift by Loethlin reviews
It's a slow shift on Enterprise. Sulu is bored and looks around the bridge only to see something he wasn't quite ready to see. One shot, Kirk/Spock naturally.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
In Another Life by la fille des legumes reviews
Two men experience recurring dreams aboard the Enterprise. Doesn't own, does not profit from
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Swing Life Away by Alphabet Face reviews
Jim and Spock are forced into early retirement and Jim looks back on certain moments. Oneshot. Songfic. K/S Feel the lurve. :3
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Published: 9/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Inamorato by Jaylee1 reviews
“Naked Time” Reboot style, shaken but not stirred… “It was a sight that Jim knew he wouldn’t ever be able to strike from his memory no matter how many times he beat his head against a wall in an honest effort to try.”
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five Times Kirk's Smarts Saved Someone by JackTheZealot reviews
and one time they ****ed him over...a table. K/S This is boy/boy, so if you don't like it, don't read it, mmkay?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
G0ddmmit! I’m a Doctor, Not A… by rry reviews
Today, Bones gets to deal with a pregnant Spock, hooray! And Kirk gets to find out about Spock Jr., too... Kirk/Spock mpreg, Bones POV
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Implicitly by Jaylee1 reviews
It had always been Spock; from the moment they met, it had been Spock... a Pon Farr fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Placation by tinuelena reviews
The Quirinusians believe the arrival of the Enterprise has angered their gods. Forced to choose between sacrificing 3 men or taking part in a sex ritual, Kirk and Spock step up to save the crew. Classic "aliens made them do it." Written for st xi kink.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Touch by KeiranEmrys reviews
After witnessing a third time, McCoy could no longer fool himself into thinking it was casual touching no matter how drunk he got. Spock/Kirk SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Infatuation by Jaylee1 reviews
Jim could only look up at Spock, wide-eyed, and ask, "What?" Kirk/Spock/Uhura, Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/24/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cold and Wet by Penbrydd reviews
KirkxSpock. For the st xi kinkmeme on LJ. Kirk and Spock get caught in a sleetstorm on Durania IV. Vulcans do cold quite poorly and cold -fingers- even less well.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Farce Trek by T'Pinto reviews
An unpronounceable planet, an Alien Virus that only affects red shirted Ensigns from the Enterprise, and ABOMONATIONS! OH MY!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Only In His Mind by M.Y.Ame reviews
Kirk wishes the dreams would stop. Sulu and Chekov play a little prank. Spock is concerned in his own way. pre-slash, in a certain way. Minor humor, depending on your sense of it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Biological Side of Humanity by tinuelena reviews
When Spock finds out he's inherited some fascinating aspects of human biology, he seeks the help of his Captain to help make the awkward symptoms subside. Kind of a crackfic. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Language of Love by yukiislikesnow reviews
As a linguist, I find words to be very important. Their meanings, their implications, their pronunciations. But it seems words are very important to him as well. fluffy smut
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Watching Me, Watching You by spooky-fbi reviews
Spock is early for his chess game with Jim. He therefore very logically decides to watch Jim take a shower. Y'know, because it's logical. Mentions of Spock/Uhura. Warning: Adult content. Do not click if you are underage.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Just Another Day in Paradise by Rachel L. M reviews
Then the Vulcan punched him hard in the arm for good measure and walked out of the closet.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
T'hy'la by Dee Kayne reviews
The final sequel to It Is You I Have Loved and A Happy Ending. Jim and Spock have that long needed discussion and finall act upon their Bond.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Might I Make a Request? by yukiislikesnow reviews
K/S response to kink meme involving Kirk in glasses and Spock enjoying that look on him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
So You Wanna Be Vulcan? by xeksx reviews
Kirk has to dress as a Vulcan for a mission. Spock gets turned on by Vulcan Kirk!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Happy Ending by Dee Kayne reviews
The sequel to It is You I have Loved. Jim plans on capturing Spock's heart; only it's not going so well.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
It Is You I Have Loved by Dee Kayne reviews
A tragic accident was all it took to make Spock realize the truth... he loved James T. Kirk. Now revised.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/26/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Under Wraps by tinuelena reviews
The Enterprise-A is full of secrets. As they warp across space on a rescue mission, Kirk and Spock sneak around together, Uhura has her own secret, and Spock develops one more thing to hide: pon farr. Who'll be discovered first? Sequel to First Contact.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
First Contact by tinuelena reviews
James Kirk has experienced battle, responsibility, and the implosion of a black hole. But nothing can compare to the revelation he has about Spock-- and the aftermath of the realization.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Appreciation by DragonDi reviews
There were clues that Remus wasn't celibate while Sirius was in prison. And Sirius needs to learn how to deal with it. Warning: Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Spock and Kirk Shoot A Commercial by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Spock and Kirk promote Star Trek cereal! As silly as it sounds. Spock has trouble conveying the emotion he needs to do the commercial. Can Kirk convince him otherwise? K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Stress by Piccolo is green reviews
Bulma is feeling stressed due to work commitments. However, the Saiyan Prince may have a solution to the problem. One-shot set in 'those three years'. B/V.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Family Planning by Chibi Kitsune1 reviews
Bulma wants something from her husband. He's unwilling to give it. My take on Bra's birth and ... conception. More on conception, actually. Warning:Mature content.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Explain That! by ArizonaRed reviews
What happens when Vegeta and Bulma are interrupted in the bedroom? Lemon Warning! Please RNR
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Dancin' With Myself by Zilchtastic reviews
Dean relaxed against the comforter, just relishing the feel of cooler air against bare skin. Sam might be gone for the next hour or two; he could afford to take some time.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
How Oddly Comforting by ShiniBarton reviews
After the Organization library is closed, who is there to comfort Saix? Can't be the Superior, can it? -YAOI-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Delayed Reaction by windscryer reviews
Sam can't believe that 'TMI' is all Dean has to say on the subject of him and Ruby. It's not. IKWYDLS missing scene. Rated for Dean being... well... *Dean*. And for the ways he's rubbed off on Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Endings and Beginnings by remuslives23 reviews
A Remus and Sirius Halloween one shot. The first Halloween after Sirius' escape from Azkaban resurrects all the old feelings Remus thought he'd buried. Please read and review. Remus/Sirius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I need you by Tigertutu.Cosplay reviews
MarthxRoy oneshot. very much Yaoi. In Smash brothers for the mere scene of another character included. M rated for the sexual content
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Marth, Roy - Complete
A Saiyans April Fools Day by Obsession18 reviews
Bulma pulls a prank on Vegeta, read and see how Vegeta will get Bulma back, as things become steamy and even creamy at the end of their day. N-17 stuff!PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! i love to hear any comment at all! It's even cuter as it sounds!LEMON WARNING
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Bonbon Fixation The Never Ending Story by L'uke-chan reviews
Two Best Friends who have been through hot and cold yet when they hit the 'loose hormones' age, and especially, after seeing each other in drenched clothes... Will Riku hold back when he sees Sora with hot chocolate leaking from his supple lips? SLASH
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Acid Haze by boldly reviews
We rely so heavily on sight .. that we never stop to think of how incapacitating blindness really is. AkuRoku. Oneshot. Giftfic. For Atreriaestus.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Office Problems by Despaired Poet reviews
Bulma is having a little trouble dealing with a business associate -- Mr. Anderson. Vegeta decides that he needs to pay a visit to the man and play husband. An author by the name of Hybrid Gin has stolen this story as her own, please inform of it.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Sugar Sex by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke doesn't like sweets? Well well, maybe Naruto can change his mind. SasuNaruSasu, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wordplay by oldschoolzeldafan reviews
One innocent question after another leads to one naughty answer after another. Link x Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Lollipops by RubyBelle reviews
Roxas strolled down the street, a lollipop hanging out the corner of his mouth. It was cherry, his favorite. akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Apologies by Namii Levee reviews
Saix can't stop thinking about that one night with his Superior. Xemnas has been meaning to apologize to Saix for that one night. What happens when Xemnas wants to apologize but Saix doesn't want to listen? WARNING: XEMNAS/SAIX YAOI CONTENT!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Define Compatible? by ChanceXIII reviews
Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Different Kind of Candy by RoseCake31 reviews
L starts something that gives him an unexpected taste of a type of candy he's never had before. L x Light yaoi lemon, so if you don't like that sort off thing, I suggest you go read something about fluffy bunnies. L seme, Light uke. May switch places.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Movie Night by Hypothetical.Wonder reviews
Well, wasn't it convenient that Axel forgot to bring a movie? - akuroku oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hush puppy, You're all mine by Crazy4Moony reviews
I was bathing relaxish-ly,when all of a sudden, he rushed in and completely tried to smother me' One kiss fixes it all. But they need a bit more to express thirteen years of absentees... Will one night get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Little Bo Roxas by cleartempest reviews
And why is Roxas in a dress? Roxas/axel Complete crack/smut. Not recommended to anyone with good mental health...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Without You by darkalbino reviews
It's only in the face of loss that we realize what we have, "What am I supposed to do without you?" SasuNaru,oneshot please read the warnings inside before reading fic, it's sure to please some and piss off others...although i hope it pleases everyone :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
The Oracle of Gryffindor COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
James believes he is having visions of the future. But what happens when he sees more than he ever wanted to of Sirius and Remus? RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Bubble Bath by lifeinahole reviews
Roxas discovers Axel's favorite night-time activity. AxelxRoxas, lemon. One-shot?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fear of cannibals by Goldielocks81 reviews
Sam and Dean are staying at some hotel. Sam wakes up hearing strange noises coming from Dean's bed...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Over pride and onto all fours by Crazy4Moony reviews
Title matches the activities, but not the positions Rated M for a reason. RS. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Even by Ketsueki Touji reviews
One night, while checking in on Harry, Remus overhears something startling. Harry is embarrassed, of course, but that doesn't compare to what he discovers later that night! SLASH, NC17. SR, SiriusRemus. Slightly PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Whiter Shade of Pale by Ryskit reviews
Bobby calls Dean in on a case, introducing him to his 'niece', Devon. OFC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
All You Had to Do Was Ask by ShuichiShindou07 reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and the other Weasley kids all go on a mission: Are they or aren't Sirius and Lupin...lovers? Minor LimeFunny nonsense
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Silly Thing Called Love by Blissfully Delirious reviews
Remus finds himself in love with Sirius and trying really hard not to be. Only problem is, his wolf wants nothing more than to throw Sirius to the floor and, well. What's a boy to do? And what sort of wake up call does Lily have in mind for Sirius? RLxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,672 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Make Love, Not Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
Or do both. At the same time. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/13/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Courage and Cowardice by Moiraine Lendreth reviews
COMPLETE. As a sequel to “Out for Ice Cream”, this story continues to narrate Draco’s doomed battle against his growing desire for the BoyWhoLived, with a few unexpected twists. Warning: HPDM slash. All HP names, places and related indicia are © JK Rowlin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,483 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Breakfast Surprise by albe-chan reviews
Remus and Sirius are naughty boys...what happens when the Headmaster finds them in the Great Hall after a night of passion? SLASH! SBRL and implied ADMM ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
At Your Service by darkalbino reviews
I'll serve you if you'll serve me, but will you wear this maid's dress please? SasuNaru, oneshot, lime&lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Assignment by thoughtless dreamer reviews
What happens when you leave Axel with a camera that's meant for a school assignment, with Roxas as his partner, in a house inhabited by three, sometimes four more of their friends? CHAOS. AkuRoku, RikuxSora, hints of ZexionxDemyx. AU. Warnings inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Deal Or No Deal by darkalbino reviews
absolutley nothing to do with the game show, unless this game show involves sexy dances and ramen deals, SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by darkalbino reviews
What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Signs by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. Roxas took a deep, steadying breath, gathering the last of his severely abused dignity close to his heart before he knocked on the door. Housekeeping.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Perfect Imperfection by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. The morning after's always hard.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Guide To The Wild Side by darkalbino reviews
When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dangerous Game by The- MillieIshtarMotou reviews
[Ximyx ONESHOT] complete...What happens when The Superior knows of Xigbar's affliction with Number IX. Jealously? WARNING: Explict Lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Xigbar, Demyx - Complete
Out for Ice Cream by Moiraine Lendreth reviews
While out shopping in Diagon Alley, Draco accidentally discovers that Harry Potter has a quirky way of eating ice cream. Warning: slash content. Disclaimer: All HP characters, places, and related indicia are © JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hectic by darkalbino reviews
Sex is always more fun when you can get caught...SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon, duh...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Appointments Are Fun by darkalbino reviews
Damn, doctor appointments can be such a drag...but depending who your doctor IS, they can turn out quite fun...SasuNaru, M for hot, smutty sex loves
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disrespectful by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke and Naruto accompany Sakura to a cemetery to visit her deceased friend. But what happens when Sasuke gets bored? That bench looks pretty inviting...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
And Then There Was Blooming by Silarcta reviews
All flowers bloom, and when they do they rather have someone to witness their beauty. Graphic lemon, crack, obscenities. MarluxiaVexen. If you're a pervert you'll probably find this funny.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Predicaments and the Art of Making Up by KittenCeez reviews
Yuki stuffed up…bad…and now he has to make up for it. MM
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
A little bet by therichnobody reviews
Xemnas bets Saix that he can't go a week without getting mad. How long can he last, especially with Axel around? [XemnaSaix] Yeah, another one...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
Timeless by silkysun reviews
Because a princess needs to be saved and a hero has to get laid. ONESHOT AE: OoT
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,944 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Oh My by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
Iruka talks to Naruto about his love life, but when an Uchiha shows up wearing something very interesting... only followed by Naruto. He wonders why he did it. SasuNaru and NaruSasu. KakIru. .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Condensed Milk by YaoiObsession reviews
[SasuNaru] Sasuke admits to himself that he has feelings for a certain someone after having an erotic dream and needs a plan to get him to love him back. What's this? Naruto lying on the bed half naked...the opening he's been looking for! XD XD XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Garden by Silarcta reviews
Just a small oneshot for the occasion. VexenMarluxia. Graphic lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Study Hall and the Bathroom Stall by Kaiu Rhea reviews
One Shot SasuNaru. Funny but very sexy. Lemony Yaoi Goodness.Suckish review. x.X Pwease Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ninja For Hire by Smex Lemur reviews
Tsunade forces Sasuke to take a two week vacation. Sasuke gets bored and somehow manages to get his hands on a skimpy maid's uniform. Add a Naruto to the mix and what do you get? Utter chaos. SasuNaru. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
SasUKE by MangaGrrl reviews
Naruto teases Sasuke about his name. [SasuNaru, lemony scented]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Snow Trouble by Arallion reviews
Father Nightroad returns from a solo mission on a snowy evening. It always comes as a surprise when someone misses you enough to wait out in the cold... Implied AbelEsther. Oneshot, decidedly silly. Winner: best illustr. short fic, SakuraCon 2007
Trinity Blood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Abel N., Esther B. - Complete
Love is by mishka-chan reviews
To Naruto love is several different things. Sasunaru. Attempt at humor and it failed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Sick by Stavi reviews
Naruto gets sick during training and Sauske takes him home to take care of him. Temptation rises. Lemon, Language, Yaoi SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
sasuke knows charaka points 00 by celesteialgirl24 reviews
when sasuke learns charaoa points from neji, well there is so many evil ways to use them on poor naruto. you got to read to find out how.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Make Me Wait by Emo-Shukun reviews
Zutara AU Oneshot. Why Zuko shouldn't come home late.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Tactics? by EggyMiNa reviews
Oneshot.OOC. SasuNaru. Naruto is getting fed up with Sasuke's constant working and uses his own ways to get the working bee distracted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All He Wants For Christmas by Silarcta reviews
Xemnas really doesn’t want to celebrate xmas on his own and neither does Saïx. Not much else than lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
family ties by celesteialgirl24 reviews
this is my first fic. Its two years after the shaman fight. Yoh has broken up with Ren to marry anna. Ren is lost. untill a becan of hope appears. HorohoroXRen
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 82,820 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Horohoro U., Ren T. - Complete
A Little Phallic Imagery Never Hurt Anyone by Jessikur reviews
Naruto woke up feeling a little perverted one day, and well, it leads to some very nice, fluffy things. SasuNaru Slightly Graphic LimeLemon Thing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
desert is for enjoying! by celesteialgirl24 reviews
well if you cant tell from the title. then i guess youll just have to read it.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Tatsuha U., Ryuichi S. - Complete
Summer Heat by MoronKing reviews
Naruto is suffering from heat stroke and Sasuke is there to help cool him up. no, not down, UP. [1shot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Porno Repression by Lotus Aia reviews
Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Welcome Gift by Something Dysfunctional reviews
Shuichi Shindo has been away on a long tour and comes home finally, awaiting attention from his beloved Eiri Yuki... but, he's being denied from his love! Oh, what is Shuichi supossed to do? Update: COMPLETE!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
Never Enough by LavenderGoddessV reviews
BV one-shot. It takes place at the end of the Buu Saga. The evening after the party at CC, Vegeta is feeling a little insecure about a joke Chi-Chi made about Bulma’s feelings for Goku. Can Bulma convince her Saiya-jin prince his concerns are unfounded?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
And Baby Makes Four by Jadedbest reviews
*Complete* Bulma is pregnant. Again. How will she tell Vegeta? Please review!!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/16/2002 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Sentimental Value by Jadedbest reviews
The conceptions of Bra and Trunks. Kind of a reflection story. Please review!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
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Get A Room reviews
Lestrade notices Sherlock and John being very flirty at crime scenes. It's starting to get irritating. Written for a prompt at the Sherlock BBC kink meme. Sherlock/John, flirting, Lestrade scolding. Hope you enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pavlovian Sherlock reviews
John realizes that he can train Sherlock like a Pavlovian dog. Filled prompt on the Sherlock BBC kink meme! Slash, rated M for a reason, John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Playing the Fool reviews
"Don't you see? He's married to his work. His first move was taking you along with him the first case you were around for." John/Sherlock Rater for slash in second chapter and cursing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wait for me?
After the death of Sirius, Remus' world falls apart. What purpose does he have now? Dark and depressing. Hints of Romance between them so don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Another Friday Morning reviews
Just a short little crack piece with Bones getting pissed at Kirk like always . Hope you get a laugh! Academy Days.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Talk Nerdy To Me reviews
Kirk has an old shirt that he just found. He figures it may be useful in his plans to get the attention of a certain Vulcan half. Spock/Kirk. CRAAAAAAAAAAAACK XD
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Must Be the Hips reviews
Spock produces pheromones as he enters Pon Farr specifically designed to make his intended submit to his needs. old kinkmeme prompt that just had to be done by me! rated for later chapters!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Need reviews
Zelda and Link meet up for a steamy scene at Hyrule Lake. A want much stronger than need.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Over and Over reviews
SongFic! Takes place a little after Sasuke left the village, both boys find themselves back at their old training ground... at the same time. Prob not following any plot lines XD... LEMONSSS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It Started with a Kiss
Just a little poetic thing I wrote because the inspiration bunny attacked XD M for the slight smut.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Dean W. - Complete
FurBall of Doom reviews
Marluxia comes back from a mission a little...different. Who does he run to to fix his problem? Why the Chilly Acedemic! Of course that's not the only problem he'll be fixing... Marly/Vexen,two-shot,Flames will be eated OM NOM NOM
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
Sakura's gossip is sooo 2 minutes ago reviews
Sakura has some news! wait...that was predictable. SasuNaru, KakaIru, Boy love. Don't like don't click!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete