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Author has written 27 stories for Naruto, Tenchi Muyo, and Bleach.
Pen Name: Isilithix.
Things that I like
Music: I like what I like.
Personal Quote: If they don't like it, they can lick my boot.
Well, I'm sure that a lot of people aren't too happy with me, but that's okay. I wish I could say that I cared, but I don't. No offense to anyone who reads this and takes offense to it. This is the way I've been since I was in elementary school. As to what I'm talking about, well; I appear to have a talent. A really annoying talent. That talent is to write myself in to story breaking plot-holes within the first few chapters of almost any story. Also, I have a job that demands most of my time, and when I do have free time, I'm usually just trying to relax and have some fun while I can. So, if I vanish for long periods of time and then update a story I haven't touched in years, just calm down and keep cool.
Quills: I've realized, by talking to one of my co-workers and friends; that the path that I was aiming Naruto to go down was very fractured. I currently working to fix this issue at hand. Currently the path looks something akin to this: 1 and 2=5; 5 is where I want it to go, but obviously with what I have, I have to go and re-work some things.
Black Blood: The chapter is in progress. I have characters picked out and what they look like-roughly-all I need is a good couple of weeks of peace-and not a lot of crap-to work on it again.
Cabbit: I felt like writing this one for now and it's about half way complete...Well, I have three different chapters about half way complete for it...I just have to figure out which one comes first-or should come first.
Naruto/Harry Potter: I've completed the first chapter but I'm not uploading it for quite a while. So far, the entire thing has about 16,000 words and will probably be somewhere around 45,000 before I start posting.
Kitty: Remember how I said that it had no direction? Well, that was/is true. The current posted form has no direction; at least not one that I can continue to write for. Remember how I said my main source of inspiration was sick and dying(my sister's cat?) Yeah, that Vet dosen't know shit. She's still kicking around and chasing imaginary bugs and crap. Currently she's sleeping on my couch. What does this mean for Kitty? Well, at the moment; nothing. But in the future, it means something. I just have to find a black note pad to write down ideas. The originial first chapter will stay, but in the new one; most of the other chapters will probably not be included(though the original story will remain on the site for your viewing pleasure(s)).
Death's Aide: A funny, story that revolves around Naruto being something akin to the Grim Reaper, completely indestructable and for the most part; extremely competent. There is, however; one thing that always manages to elude him...The last of the Derpy Birds. Basically, this is a humor story that revolves around Naruto being exceedingly powerful, Sasuke having mental issues(as well as Mommy issues), Sakura always carrying a spare change of clothes(just to be safe), Kakashi dealing with a student who some how manages to ruin his childhood memories of his sensei and Haku who is left all alone after Naruto accidentally kills Zabuza while failing to kill his ultimate target-Derpy-and becomes completely entrhalled with Sakura after the younger girl hands HER a spare pair of clothing. Yup, that's right, Sakura has got herself a hot, older girl crushing on her; dedicating her life to ensuring that Naruto doesn't kill her(who's death he tries to arrange nearly everyday) and earning the pinkette's love. Yup...A regular old cluster f--k! This story has enough content to make about four chapters but I'm not ready to post it yet.
Jester of Flame: A story I decided to work on for now in my minimal amount of spar time at work-on lunch. I'm not giving much away on this one yet. It probably won't be very long though.
Marionette: A story that I've been working on for over a year now figuring little things-as well as major things-out for. Not ready to upload as of yet.
Vortex: A story that I've only been working on for a few days now and it seems to be coming along smoothly. Won't be too terribly long.
Live Wire: Lightning strikes the same place twice, don't be swayed by the tales that it doesn't. However, for one Namikaze-nee-Uzumaki Kushina; one night during a storm while on her way from the store; she unwittingly walks through an area that lightning finds highly attractive; and as consequence; ends up being struck by lightning. Being a shinobi, she is able to shrug off the element's raw destructive power without too much hassle...However, her unborn son; on the other hand; is not.
With being born on the night that a mad man tries to destroy the village as well as Kushina and her husband; Naruto is ripped away from the comfort of his mother's arms by his father in an attempt to save the village from a mindless, puppet known as the Kyuubi no Kitsune; and becomes the vessel of the Kyuubi, much like his Mother and her ancestor before her. However; as the seal takes hold, and before the beast can be sealed, both Minato and Kushina are impaled by the Kyuubi, who has recovered enough of its mind to think coherently enough to attack Naruto himself before it can be re-sealed; giving their lives for him. Unfortunately, the act leaves Naruto alone.
Because of the properties that surrounded his birth, the doctors had no knowledge of his existence, nor any existing knowledge that his mother had been struck by lightning when she was pregnant with him. Without a proper caretaker to watch over him as he grew, no one knew just how badly the lightning bolt affected him until it was far too late to help him.
Not being able to use chakra in a world of ninja was a problem, especially when becoming a ninja yourself was your dream. Too make matters worse, when you discharged high amounts of electricity without meaning to was an even bigger problem.
Naruto cannot use chakra. He cannot use jutsu and he cannot do the same things that ninja can do.
The author can choose anyone(unless listed below) to have Naruto paired with if they wish. However, age restrictions would be a good thing to have(No Tsunade, no non-aged tampered Hanabi, stuff like that).
Shiv: A Naruto who doesn't have the blessing of high amounts of chakra is left to grow in an entirely different type of Shinobi world. With the scorn and animosity of those around him, Naruto makes very few acquaintances and even fewer friends. In this colder, seedier world; Naruto is left to fend for himself as the Hokage takes a more active role in ruling the village as a dictator and spends less time trying to make Naruto feel like he's welcome. Left with nothing but a small shack on the outskirts of the village, living off the fruits and wild vegetables as well as small animals that wander too close to his abode for their own good, Naruto lives in seclusion, making few trips into the village year round.
It is on one such trip; a trip to a small clothing shop to buy a new pair of underwear and possibly a shirt, that Naruto runs into an escaped convict from the civilian jail and tries his best to avoid the man's attention. Unfortunately, the man spots him and tries to take advantage of the situation and holds him hostage, just in case someone finds him while he makes his escape from the village. Being held at knife point is terrifying, but not without its reward. As the man ignores Naruto; safe for threatening him and telling him that if he stays quiet, he'll let him go; Naruto realizes the importance of carrying a weapon around with him at all times. However, swords are far too large and hammers are far too heavy. Bows are silent, but don't too well in close quarter situations.
Knives. Small weapons that could be used in many different practices from eating and hunting, to defense and even murder.
As the man manages to make his escape, he fulfills his promise and lets Naruto live, leaving him by himself once again.
Upon returning home, Naruto fishes around in his shack for a knife. Finding only a rusty pocket knife, Naruto stuffs it in his pocket and plans for another trip into the village; brand new ideas on how to defend himself, as well as getting things he wants...
Naruto's role in this challenge is not to become a shinobi, but to survive. You can make him walk the shinobi path if you wish, but his dream cannot become Hokage.
Naruto, if the author wishes to pursue giving him a romantic additive; should be paired with someone who is of equal mind as he is. This means they must be willing to both steal from people, as well as abduct things for ransom and ever murder. You can go about this in many ways, but the ways you CANNOT do this are by suddenly forcing someone to change their thought process as well as their character in an instant. Example: You cannot have Naruto paired with Hinata if she is exactly like her Canon!Naruto character and suddenly decides that since Naruto is stealing, hurting people and even killing people then she has to do it as well. She would have to actually like it...And if so, it is preferred if she doesn't wear an emotional mask and act like her Canon!Naruto self until she 'comes out' and shows Naruto-or anyone else-that she likes that sort of thing. More acceptable choices would characters along the lines of:
Also, there can only be one girl in the relationship, not two and no harems. Yaoi is not a preferred option(I would like to read said challenge, but I don't enjoy Yaoi(Slash)fics, and don't read them)
Favorite Relationships: I used to have this posted a long time ago but took it down because it seemed childish. However, I've decided to put it back up with a few of my favorite relationships.
Once in a while, there will be a gem or two, maybe something so obstract that there's not even an option for one of the characters; but this is about all that I'm going to put up here.
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