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Hello, this is cookie-in-creammilkshake.

I like cookies-in-cream milkshakes (obviously), and the ice cream kind isn't so bad either.

I apologize for any spelling mistakes in advance, because I know there are some (they hide so well).

And, I like procrastinating, so don't hold your breath for any stories coming at regular times.

Enjoy.

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Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fugazi by Bravo Foxtrot reviews
Glory, Glory, what a hell of a way to die. AU WWII Slashfic. Cowritten by Hilby and Falco Conlon
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,971 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Spot C., Racetrack H.
Abendrot by Aelibia reviews
The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,952 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Bloody Hell, A Talking Hat! by karniverous pineapple reviews
Set after SBHFS. Georgia and the gang are at school the next week, where they are summoned to Slims office. Waiting for them is an old man who goes by the name of Professor Dumbledore. That's right: the Ace Gang go to Hogwarts! ooo updated
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,512 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
The Highly Offensive Crossover Parody by Ashily reviews
A highly offensive crossover parody between MR and HP, including impossible parodies, Mary Sues, and probably some nonsense mpreg too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006
Book Two: Unwanted Surprises by Kariko reviews
Temari has been sick as hell lately. A trip to Konoha reveals that she is carrying a baby. Can she deal with this reminder of her time spent with Itachi? ItachixTemarixShikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,597 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Temari, Itachi U. - Complete
Ubiquitous by kauzchen reviews
Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zabuza M., Sakura H. - Complete
Book One: Captured Kunoichi by Kariko reviews
Itachi desperately wants to make a deal with Temari to get his hands on Shukaku. Rated M for later chapters. Slightly AU, only because I need Gaara's demon for this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,553 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Temari, Itachi U. - Complete