The Honourable Takeshimus
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Author has written 4 stories for Princess Diaries.
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Possess me by Ciiah reviews
They all decieved him, thinking it was the right thing to do. Harry is 15 and bored of life. But then the dreams begin. Dark dreams. Dreams that speak of truth. When he finds out about the lie, what will he do? - Dark!Harry, Vampirism, slash HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,135 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Episodes from a marriage by real mynix reviews
Kind of individual stories, what's been told by an insider. Chp 8: Love, friendship, child, drama, gun. Reviews are always welcomed!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,510 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe
Bitter Lies by 185-aixelsyD-581 reviews
There's a phenomenon that has only happened a handful of times in the history of the world. and if Harry can survive this, it would legalize everything, if he can forgive Severus that is. the major plot in later chapters. WARNINGS: Pedophilia Rape MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 137,090 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
This Spiral Dance by Sky Samuelle reviews
Voldemort chooses Neville, James & Lily live, but Severus Snape still finds himself on a quest for absolution. In the meantime, Regulus learns how living with your choices can be more difficult than dying for them. SSLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,671 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Holiday Games by Lt.AliciaWashington reviews
I m trying something different this time, so let me know what you think about it :D
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009
Evolution by Twinheart reviews
SEQUEL TO EQUILIBRIUM-NOTE: ON TEMPORARY HIATUS. A mentoring relationship is developing between young wizard Harry Potter and his dour Potions Professor, Severus Snape. But away from Hogwarts, Harry’s life is not all it seems. Summer before Year Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,115 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 2,585 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Umbrella by sitarra reviews
Finally complete with chapter 7! "Stand with me, Joseph." "Always, Clarisse."
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,171 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
San Cayetano by Captain Weirdo reviews
Once upon a time there was a king. Things sort of went downhill from there.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,769 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Amnesia or Excuse Me, But Are You My Husband? by Clarisse Renaldi reviews
Clarisse bumps her head, and after the accident she starts to think that her Head of Security is her husband.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,770 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Little Princess by Lt.AliciaWashington reviews
Pre- PD and with a different story- line, starts when Mia is ten months old- Please, please read and review! Sorry for the confusion, I got bored with my pen-name ;
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,531 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008
Press Release by JanetAndrews reviews
When Clarisse & Joseph have a little rendez vous in a french hotelroom, nothing seems to stand in their way. But they didn't count on one thing...
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,058 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
A Twisted Hearts Lover by KC Clark reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret she's been hiding for four years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,052 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
See The Sun by Liesel Meminger reviews
Joseph is getting married. Can Clarisse win his love before it’s too late?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,606 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The most dangerous words in the world are 'I do' by Lady Miya reviews
Difficult times call for drastic methods and Hermione is forced to marry Severus Snape. She thought she would be unhappy forever, but then again, she had never thought about a seductive Dark Lord too. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 158,611 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Shadowplay by Marari reviews
Sequel to 'Understanding your Allegiance'. Hermione is now a Shadow working to protect the integrity of the Wizarding World, despite opposition from all of her now exfriends. With her new allegiance and new allies, how will the war progress? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,004 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Voldemort and the Sandwich by LovesReading2 reviews
This is a short story written by my 10 year old son. This is another way that Voldemort could have met his downfall. Its funny and both my son and I would like to hear what you think..... be kind and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Feelings by ILongToBeLostInYou reviews
Clarisse and Joseph deal with their feelings after she says she can't marry him. Complete!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Oatmeal and Almond Drink by thecowscumhome reviews
It is sweet to have someone wait patiently for you, who never tires of your presence. A Hermione and Snape Two-shot. Just a nice piece of reflection of the relationship. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dreams and Wishes by boppit reviews
How will Severus react when he finds the one person he has ever truly loved asleep. Will he let his feeling show or will he keep them hidden a little longer?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Clarisse Hunting Project by Clarisse Renaldi reviews
Joseph tries to seduce the queen with the help of Mia and her dirty little tricks. This will be a very cheeky story. If you liked Perfume, you will love this. Do you remember'Joseph!Sex! Office!Now'
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,800 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Lost without you by bluegirl-783 reviews
What really happens after Joseph proposes to Clarisse in PD2... Clarisse thinks it's the easiest decision she'll make, but she may have to the most difficult thing in her life, and let him go...has some scenes from PD2
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,600 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Our Little Hideaway by Clarisse Renaldi reviews
Clarisse needs a little time to relax, and Joseph has a great idea...
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,320 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The War Of The Wills by silkandsatin reviews
Snape steps over the boundary one day in Potions&Hermione's temper snaps.Wil he survive her rage?Or wil he fall in battle?Can he realy get away with tempting fate by vexing a woman?Rating may change.1st ff.Plz R&R,critism or complimentswant to hear it al!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Worlds Apart by JanetAndrews reviews
Joseph and Clarisse are suddenly worlds apart from each other. Are they strong enough to fight? Or strong enough to let go? Slightly AU with introduction of two new characters. Now COMPLETE - updated with two chapters!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,077 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Letters from a Father by WaterSeal reviews
Harry receives a old box on his birthday that contains letters from his father that his father wrote ever year on his birthday. But his dad's dead right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,143 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Eternal Flame by JanetAndrews reviews
A short Christmas Story. Joseph and Clarisse. Christmas Eve. A flame that's bound to burn forever...
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Active by Naseka reviews
Clarisse recieves a visit from her gynecologist. What exactly has she been hiding? ONESHOT R & R please.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
HARRY POTTER: UNCUT by IslandTala reviews
THEY HARRY POTTER CAST DOES TRUTHS AND DARES FROM THE REVIEWERS. LEAVE YOUR TRUTHSDARES 4 ME TO RIGHT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007
Waiting for You by Naseka reviews
Joseph contemplates his relationship with Clarisse. Set during the second movie before the wedding. ONESHOT. Rated T to be safe, R & R
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
An Issue of Comfort by Blue Notes and Smoke reviews
With the Yule Ball approaching, Harry, upset about the Ball, speaks to Hermione about his fears and thoughts, yielding an interesting twist in regards to the Yule Ball. Will continue through Fourth Year, maybe more [Harry x Hermione friendship to romance]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,416 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Shooting Star by chickenwriter reviews
Clarisse is fearing that if she should lose Joseph, she should surely lose her life. Last Chapter Posted September 4th.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,946 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Dawn Of Darkness by dhulli reviews
PostOOTPDumbledore makes a mistake and Harry runs away. Meanwhile wizards in gray robes start to appear and block deatheater attacks. Voldemort prepares his forces as Dumbledore strives to control Harry. The war reaches a whole new level.HARRY!DARK!HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Harry P.
Meddling 101 by Dragons Quill reviews
A Beginners' Step by Step Guide to Easily Make Your Life and the Lives of Others Around You More Interesting. Dumbledore is bored and sets out to make some 'excitement' at Hogwarts. Come join the Clean up Crew! SSHG pairing. Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,845 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Albus D. - Complete
Mister Cellophane by chickenwriter reviews
He had been invisible since the day he entered the palace, but only to the woman he cared for with all of his heart. Until the day she finally noticed him. Oneshot. CJ.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Hog Park by Neifirst reviews
COMPLETED Hogwarts. The famous school has endured a lot in its long lifetime, but is it ready for a little boy called Eric Cartman? Crossover with South Park.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Light on the Dark Side of Me by cocoa-snape reviews
Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,522 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
There's a Feeling Inside by Clarisse Renaldi reviews
What was on Clarisse's mind when she laid her head down onto his shoulder in the 'turning down' scene?
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The Line Begins To Blur by MadAnge reviews
Hermione opens a 'cathouse' in Hogsmeade. She doesn't normally sleep with the clients, but makes an exception for Severus. What happens in the aftermath? HGSS, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,312 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Perfume by Clarisse Renaldi reviews
Naughty story for Valentine's Day. Joseph tries to seduce Clarisse with a perfume's help,but there's a little problem...
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
The Best Year by Raven2k4 reviews
Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to its fullest. Wacky Hijinks and crazyness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with Slytherins, and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,725 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Obsession by alicat999 reviews
Next chap'up by popular demand! :) Rated for sexual content & language! "He knew he thought about her more than was entirely appropriate. The worst of his thoughts though, were the ones he would have when he was alone." Please Review xoxox
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,501 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
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Still Pondering on a Title reviews
It's a little something I wrote up on our fav monarch
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Night Time reviews
It's a CJ fic a bit of Rupert involved. Sorry it took so long to update!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
The Morning After reviews
POV's from Clarisse and Joesph the morning after Clarisse rejects Joesph's proposal.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
A Special Christmas reviews
It a C&J fan fic to get into the holiday spirit!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2007