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Joined 10-12-06, id: 1148378, Profile Updated: 12-29-11
Author has written 21 stories for Amanda Show, Bridget Jones' Diary, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Teletubbies, and South Park.

In a mess of feathers, parchment, arms and Uncle Vermin's moustache hair, the owls terrorised the house with a shower of envelopes causing a sort of papery hurricane.

Harry Potter was a wizard. What's worse, now his gut felt all funny from the undercooked bacon.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

.KG.


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The Perfect Birthday Gift by MissLanie reviews
Hermione has fallen in love, and is suffering from the usual symptoms: Insomnia, mood swings and lack of concentration. Her birthday is just around the corner, as well as some big surprises...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,673 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tremble by TactlessChessur reviews
Typically, Hermione and Draco are stuck in another cupboard. With no obvious approaching escape, an interesting conversation ensues. All Dialogue. Is being continued, but can be read as complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Definition of Love by insaneprincess reviews
Draco/Hermione. A series of unconnected drabbles based on randomly chosen words from the dictionary. Currently: Dissever. "If it was a mutual decision," she said, "then why the hell are you so upset about it?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unexpected Gryffindor by Dracosnogger reviews
What if Draco Malfoy had a sister? How about a TWIN sister? What if her name was Marissa? What if she was the fourth best friend of Harry, Ron, and Hermione? Would that change Draco? or how about their father? Here's what would happen!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
That Song by wawwhite reviews
Draco encounters Luna in the library and hears a song that he thought was long forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Our Song by ADeerInHeadlights reviews
'It sang...what' He asked, his voice rather weak. Draco's cheeks flushed as he prepared to speak, but he determinedly looked directly into Harry's gaze. 'Our song. It sang our song.' He breathed. AUish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
silence in stride by sarsaparillia reviews
Her voice was dreamy, and Draco quite honestly wondered whether anyone ever took her seriously. — Draco/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Yield So Readily by LiterarySpell reviews
Scorpius only wants a simple dance on his birthday. Who is Harry to deny him that? But as the night goes on, Scorpius gives freely of himself, and Harry realises he deserves to be greedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Parody Drabbles by madwriter223 reviews
Two parody drabbles I have no idea why or when I wrote. Beware of icky pairings and ridiculousness. Slash, and House Elves
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Second Chance? by gottalovett reviews
Just how far will Bella go to win a night in Voldemort's bed... Voldemort/Bella Draco/Bella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
The Sin That is Lust by beautiessleeping reviews
There are taboos that exist only to be cleaved down by the most atrociously lustful of people. A series of increasingly, disturbingly smutty one-shots involving Draco Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bellatrix L., Draco M.
Shards of a Broken Mirror by insaneprincess reviews
For the 100 Times Challenge on HPFC. Draco/Hermione. A collection of short drabbles. Chapter 20 - Loved. "And she felt like a broken mirror, sharp, and lost, and made up of only shards." Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,637 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Crashing down by Sarah McLearing reviews
“I hope you brought parchment and a quill, mister Weasley,” he whispered slowly as the enraged boy looked at him. He enjoyed taunting the boy, his temper was flaring so quickly, it even made Severus’ pulse quicken.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
The Bummer Beginning by Patchboy Stitchface reviews
This story as a completely random shot at a parody. I did not try desperately to add sense to it, but rather simply took the idea by Lemony Snicket and stupidly bent it as I pressed my keys upon the keyboard. Warning, it's filled with innuendo.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008
Another Christmas Kiss by LK-HoGwArTs-hEaDgIrL reviews
Oneshot. After the war four people work together to set up their friends, for a little christmas cheer. Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have no idea what will happen at Hogwarts Christmas Dinner. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Light in the Shadows by David Fishwick reviews
What if Voldemort had killed the Potters and had raised Harry to be his son. HPGW, RWHG, DMAG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,294 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Harry Potter Musical! by mentta reviews
It's not as gay as it sounds, they're just some humoristic songs I write about HP characters. Don't take it Seriously, it's just for fun. I finally updated! Lucky number 13. who's the lucky one? go ahead and find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
Charlie's BDay! Woot! by 1000th Ghost reviews
A story I wrote for my brother on his birthday that contains, among other things, a fictional birthday party for him with all the characters I've ever written about as guests and Luke Skywalker getting trapped in Teletubby Land.
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
I will always love you by Princess of Darkness17 reviews
Sequel to My life was a lie. Mia and Draco are in there seventh and final year at Hogwarts, its the first night at school which means the start of the year Ball. But not everything is right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Making and Breaking of his Lily Shrine by D. Taggert reviews
On the last day of James Potter's seventh year, he begins to take down his Lily Shrine in the corner of the 7th year’s dorm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Andy and his PS3 by Potter 720 reviews
One shot with Lou and Andy about game consoles.
Little Britain - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Suppressed by Ragged Claws reviews
Daffyd stays back whilst Myfanwy closes up the pub. Daffyd x Myfanwy. A one shot.
Little Britain - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Broom Closet Bon Bons? by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
Typical. Juuust Typical! Lily EVANS is stuck in a broom closet with James POTTER! for a whole night...What fun they will have. Off Cannon...reeeeaaaally of cannon...Sorta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ancient Enmity by EvilDime reviews
I love reading slash, but there are still pairings I haven't come across so far. So I had to write it myself. After all, even Dumbledore can't have been old and wrinkled since the day he was born, right? So, yes, this is slash, and none too serious...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
My life was a lie by Princess of Darkness17 reviews
He was her enemy or so she thought,She was his best friend he lost but then found.What happens if she finds out she isn't who she thought she was and that their families and him kept a secret from her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,549 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
After the Kiss by HeatherAnne reviews
Begins right where Bridget Jones’s Diary ended. How did the rest of that fateful evening and beyond go for Bridget and Mark? Some mature subject matter. Reviews welcome.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005
Count Olaf Dies A Horrible Death by THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE reviews
One shot character death.Summary inside. WARNING: IT IS GORY!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Count O. - Complete
There's No Such Thing as Happily Ever After by Hanna Squalor reviews
Esme and Olaf after book 12. Spoilers.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Esme S., Count O. - Complete
Lala And Poe Poem by PabloTheGreat reviews
Woo! Update! Now in 8 tasty new languages you've never heard of.
Teletubbies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
The Perished Parent by Madame Naberrie reviews
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire discover a woman named Beatrice, a man named Lemony, a survivor that was presumed dead, and much more along the way! REVISED!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,752 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4530 - Favs: 6,139 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
ode to teletubbies by notorious-beckz reviews
A short poem outlining the rituals teletubbies perform day by day. Created in a moment of insanity by two teenage girls.
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005
The teletubbies how I feel by Alexzy reviews
A poem about how i feel about the teletubbies
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2002
Remember Me by Witchytara25 reviews
Draco remembers a lost love
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2001 - Published: 5/7/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
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This Old Love reviews
The story of two old people in a Muggle retirement home. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Totally Kyle! reviews
Some Totally Kyle stories! TOTALLY AWESOME!
Amanda Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/14/2006
Be my girlfriend, Be my boyfriend reviews
My rendition of Ginny's life...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ginny W., Lavender B.
Harry's Sudden Realisation reviews
Harry discovers hidden feelings for his worst enemy... DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Paradox reviews
And They Had Themselves Believing That It Wouldn't Happen...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ron's Little Confession reviews
Ron is totally enamoured with Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Blarry Hotter and the Monotonous Cone reviews
Blarry Hotter lives with his repulsive Aunt Balloonia, Uncle Vermin and Fudley Durr-Silly at No. 4 Hedge Bush Drive. When Blarry thinks he's had enough, he recieves an intriguing and mysterious letter from a place called Pigboils...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P.
Story For Bec: Winter reviews
Snamione. Set in Winter. Snape is in love...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
If I Say I Love You reviews
HG/RW. In the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Extreme MagicOver reviews
Harry Potter ABSOLUTELY despises his Potions teacher. But, what will he think when Snape and most of the gang at Hogwarts except for Harry get extreme magic-overs? We'll see, won't we?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Domino Effect reviews
One Shot. Hermione after Potion's class cleaning up crushed beetle wings... All Ron's fault. Yet Again...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hermione G.
Misconceptions reviews
Hermione is hurt by Draco once again and deicides to try and run away. Only a shortie. For the angsty romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Becca and Maddie's BRAIN FART of HP MADNESS! reviews
Yes, you heard correctly... Brains can now FART! A tentalising story of love, meat pies, tutus, purple pumps, Ron kissing a GIRL...OMG! and Voldemort dressed in a particularly fitting bath robe... MUST READ FOR HP RANDOMS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Musical Musical! reviews
A song about Olafs fun being a villian. More soon to come!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Count O.
Know your Potters reviews
Here it is the Harry Potter version of Know your stars! Now be a good girl or boy and read and review.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Harry P.
Totally Kyle, South Park Style! reviews
A little parody about Kyle from South Park and his encounters. Writing more if liked...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Kyle B.
PLEASE! reviews
Just a funny little one shot with Draco and Hermione. First one shot so R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
TeleTubbies Unleashed reviews
Yes you heard UNLEASHED! Involves repulsive violence and cursing and a Michael jackson wannabe. Please read. Rated M just in case.
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007
The Flip Off reviews
Yes people, here it is the second and last wonderful and wonderous chapter of the one and only 'Flip Off' please read and review! Contains some gory content andor mild language...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Violet B., Esme S.
The Undie Song reviews
Please read this silly song and R&R it too!
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
A Hill Billy moment reviews
Another hillbilly moment...
Amanda Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
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