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The Perfect Birthday Gift
by MissLanie reviews
Hermione has fallen in love, and is suffering from the usual symptoms: Insomnia, mood swings and lack of concentration. Her birthday is just around the corner, as well as some big surprises...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,673 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by TactlessChessur reviews
Typically, Hermione and Draco are stuck in another cupboard. With no obvious approaching escape, an interesting conversation ensues. All Dialogue. Is being continued, but can be read as complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Definition of Love
by insaneprincess reviews
Draco/Hermione. A series of unconnected drabbles based on randomly chosen words from the dictionary. Currently: Dissever. "If it was a mutual decision," she said, "then why the hell are you so upset about it?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
For the Potions Master's Amusement
by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3164 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unexpected Gryffindor
by Dracosnogger reviews
What if Draco Malfoy had a sister? How about a TWIN sister? What if her name was Marissa? What if she was the fourth best friend of Harry, Ron, and Hermione? Would that change Draco? or how about their father? Here's what would happen!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
by wawwhite reviews
Draco encounters Luna in the library and hears a song that he thought was long forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
by ADeerInHeadlights reviews
'It sang...what' He asked, his voice rather weak. Draco's cheeks flushed as he prepared to speak, but he determinedly looked directly into Harry's gaze. 'Our song. It sang our song.' He breathed. AUish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
silence in stride
by sarsaparillia reviews
Her voice was dreamy, and Draco quite honestly wondered whether anyone ever took her seriously. — Draco/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
by madwriter223 reviews
Two parody drabbles I have no idea why or when I wrote. Beware of icky pairings and ridiculousness. Slash, and House Elves
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
by gottalovett reviews
Just how far will Bella go to win a night in Voldemort's bed... Voldemort/Bella Draco/Bella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
The Sin That is Lust
by beautiessleeping reviews
There are taboos that exist only to be cleaved down by the most atrociously lustful of people. A series of increasingly, disturbingly smutty one-shots involving Draco Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bellatrix L., Draco M.
Shards of a Broken Mirror
by insaneprincess reviews
For the 100 Times Challenge on HPFC. Draco/Hermione. A collection of short drabbles. Chapter 20 - Loved. "And she felt like a broken mirror, sharp, and lost, and made up of only shards." Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,637 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by Sarah McLearing reviews
“I hope you brought parchment and a quill, mister Weasley,” he whispered slowly as the enraged boy looked at him. He enjoyed taunting the boy, his temper was flaring so quickly, it even made Severus’ pulse quicken.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
The Bummer Beginning
by Patchboy Stitchface reviews
This story as a completely random shot at a parody. I did not try desperately to add sense to it, but rather simply took the idea by Lemony Snicket and stupidly bent it as I pressed my keys upon the keyboard. Warning, it's filled with innuendo.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008
Light in the Shadows
by David Fishwick reviews
What if Voldemort had killed the Potters and had raised Harry to be his son. HPGW, RWHG, DMAG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,294 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Harry Potter Musical!
by mentta reviews
It's not as gay as it sounds, they're just some humoristic songs I write about HP characters. Don't take it Seriously, it's just for fun. I finally updated! Lucky number 13. who's the lucky one? go ahead and find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
Charlie's BDay! Woot!
by 1000th Ghost reviews
A story I wrote for my brother on his birthday that contains, among other things, a fictional birthday party for him with all the characters I've ever written about as guests and Luke Skywalker getting trapped in Teletubby Land.
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
I will always love you
by Princess of Darkness17 reviews
Sequel to My life was a lie. Mia and Draco are in there seventh and final year at Hogwarts, its the first night at school which means the start of the year Ball. But not everything is right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Making and Breaking of his Lily Shrine
by D. Taggert reviews
On the last day of James Potter's seventh year, he begins to take down his Lily Shrine in the corner of the 7th year’s dorm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Andy and his PS3
by Potter 720 reviews
One shot with Lou and Andy about game consoles.
Little Britain - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
by Ragged Claws reviews
Daffyd stays back whilst Myfanwy closes up the pub. Daffyd x Myfanwy. A one shot.
Little Britain - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Broom Closet Bon Bons?
by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
Typical. Juuust Typical! Lily EVANS is stuck in a broom closet with James POTTER! for a whole night...What fun they will have. Off Cannon...reeeeaaaally of cannon...Sorta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
by EvilDime reviews
I love reading slash, but there are still pairings I haven't come across so far. So I had to write it myself. After all, even Dumbledore can't have been old and wrinkled since the day he was born, right? So, yes, this is slash, and none too serious...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
My life was a lie
by Princess of Darkness17 reviews
He was her enemy or so she thought,She was his best friend he lost but then found.What happens if she finds out she isn't who she thought she was and that their families and him kept a secret from her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,549 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
After the Kiss
by HeatherAnne reviews
Begins right where Bridget Jones’s Diary ended. How did the rest of that fateful evening and beyond go for Bridget and Mark? Some mature subject matter. Reviews welcome.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005
Lala And Poe Poem
by PabloTheGreat reviews
Woo! Update! Now in 8 tasty new languages you've never heard of.
Teletubbies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4971 - Favs: 8,908 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
ode to teletubbies
by notorious-beckz reviews
A short poem outlining the rituals teletubbies perform day by day. Created in a moment of insanity by two teenage girls.
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005
The teletubbies how I feel
by Alexzy reviews
A poem about how i feel about the teletubbies
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2002
by Witchytara25 reviews
Draco remembers a lost love
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2001 - Published: 5/7/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.