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Joined 10-12-06, id: 1148441, Profile Updated: 05-23-15
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello Readers and Profile Creepers

I've currently set up an account over at AO3 under the same penname, ChatterChick. I'll be cross-posting all stories there... eventually. Currently I'm working on My Brother's Keeper and Seven Devils. Please check it out and let me know what you think :)

chatter (verb) : to talk rapidly in a foolish or purposeless way; jabber.

chick (noun) : Slang: Often Offensive. a girl or young woman.

Therefore ChatterChick (noun) = a young woman who jabbers WAY too much about foolish, often purposeless things.

About Me: Twenty-something year old. Female. Canadian. I've been on and off of ff.net for 9-10 years now and write for fun. I'm a HUGE Harry Potter fan and usually stay within that fandom, occasionally venturing into LotR and Game of Thrones. I sometimes check out other TV shows, books or movies that strike my interest, but generally don't stay long.


My Stories:

(Check here for news on things I'm currently working on)

All multi-chapters are depicted with a unique display picture. One-shots and drabbles (including any collections) are depicted with the plain, Hogwarts crest.

in progress! My Brother's Keeper: Follows OC Sophie Potter during her years at Hogwarts where she finds herself unexpectantly sorted into Slytherin. James is alive, Sirius is free, although Lily is dead and Harry is still the Boy-Who-Lived. The entire thing will be around 60 chapters, spanning five years. Year 2: 3/12

in progress!How to Charm a Witch: Follows OC Colin Longbottom, the eldest son of Neville and Hannah Longbottom. It's the summer before his fifth year, and Colin has a huge crush on Lily Luna Potter. Unfortunately, he's inherited Neville's awkwardness and can't help but mess up around Lily. The story is currently at 2/8.

Dumbledore's Army Novellas:

All are meant to happen in the same universe, although at different points of time with different characters as the main. Each can stand alone. Yes, they're all named after song titles by Florence and the Machine. They're probably going to be 8-12 chapters per story.

complete! Breath of Life: Follows Hannah Abbott Longbottom as she and Neville try to start their family.

in progress! Seven Devils: Follows Michael Corner and the Ravenclaw members of the DA during their seventh year at Hogwarts. The story is currently at 5/15 chapters.

new! Never Let Me Go: Follows Hannah Abbott and Neville Longbottom two years after the war as they reconnect. The story is currently at 1/10

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The Escapades of Teddy Lupin by nymphxdora reviews
Teddy Lupin is about to start his first year at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Little does he know that the next seven years are going to be a roller-coaster of emotions, experiences and events that will challenge everything he has ever known and believed in. [Winner of three 2014 Hallows Awards]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 128,312 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L., Victoire W.
The Ones Who Ran by Colubrina reviews
When the impossible happens and the bad guys win, would-be-heroes are thrown together with terrified partners in a plan none of them really want. "I know I'm part of what must be the worst day of your life," he said. "I know I'm the enemy. But, I swear, I'm not going to hurt you." Theo/Luna. Draco/Hermione. Blaise/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,518 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 4/9 - [Theodore N., Luna L.] [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Tying the Nott by ShayaLonnie reviews
In a post-war world where Hermione is friends with Draco Malfoy and most of her friends have developed relationships with former Slytherin classmates, Hermione is single. However, when former Death Eater — Theo Nott — is dying, Hermione is guilted into marrying him to save his life. (Pairings: HG/TN, DM/LL, HP/DG, RW/PP, GW/BZ) Rated M for language, violence, and sexual scenes. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,065 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 4/8 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.]
The Muddy Princess by Colubrina reviews
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Eventual Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,029 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 3/30 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.
Dumbledore's Army and the Casualties of War by PJHope reviews
Formerly "Collection of Days" This is a Post-DH, canon-compliant, multi-POV novel following Dumbledore's Army in the days after the Battle of Hogwarts up until school begins again in September. All members featured. Characters list reflects most recent member's POV (first) and supporting characters within the chapter. Rated T with occasional mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 249,765 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Susan B., Harry P., OC
After the Sea by Colubrina reviews
Draco and Hermione have become friends, and more than, when, after a weekend at the shore with Theo Nott, things start to get complicated, especially when they have him move into their flat. Triad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,065 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.]
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7189 - Favs: 6,561 - Follows: 7,602 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Pursuit of Unhappiness by Ely-Baby reviews
[Second instalment of "The Blossom and the Dragon" series. Novel-length.] The lives and woes of Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson after the Second Wizarding War.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 207,011 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Pansy P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Die by Colubrina reviews
Years after the war is over Hermione sees Draco alone in a pub. When she invites him back to her flat the die is cast and it becomes possible that two very damaged people might, eventually, find peace. "You know me dark, you know me cruel, you know me shaking in the night and you're still here." Dramoine. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,641 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Theodore N. - Complete
Cuckoo Boy by Summer Leigh Wind reviews
Draco knew from the moment he held his infant son, Scorpius, in his arms that something wasn't right about him. But Albus Severus Potter didn't realize how "wrong" Scorpius was until it's too late for everyone - not just him. Two-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Labor of Love by QueenyMidas reviews
After their beautiful wedding, Draco supposes he has to hold up his end of the bargain on the topic of 'offspring'. On top of that, their friends seem to be going through struggles of their own. Their family seems to be being tested once again, leaving many to wonder if it can weather the storm. EWE, disregarding Sirius, Remus, and Colin Creevey's deaths, sequel to MBFPW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,856 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Secrets by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
CoS according to Ginny: Nobody noticed anything wrong for an entire year. How did she slip so far from her family and friends? Angst and betrayal, but also mysteries, jokes, an enchanted suit of armor, and a guaranteed happy ending. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 169,102 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Big Fat Pureblood Wedding by QueenyMidas reviews
Chaos ensues after Harry proposes to Draco on their three-year anniversary. The two must plan a wedding around their fighting friends, warring families, and each other's stubbornness. EWE, post-war, disregarding Remus, Sirius, and Colin's deaths and the fact that gay marriage is not legal in the UK. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,151 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Unwinding Of Percy Weasley by JustAudrey07 reviews
Percy is given an untidy and absent minded assistant named Audrey Larrabee to help promote himself in the Ministry. Will he be able to handle her seemingly complete apathy for the Ministry? Or will she be able to help him in ways he never dreamed of?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,603 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Paradise Lost by madame.alexandra reviews
Lily Evans's seventh year. Head girl. And sure, Potter as head boy was a drawback, but she could get over that. She had everything going for her--until someone ripped it all away. JL Angst--WARNING: Rape. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,264 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Track of a Storm by Lady Taliesin reviews
James Potter died on October 31, 1981. But when, nearly six years later, Lord Voldemort invokes an ancient magic to restore himself to a body, James is drawn back into a world where everything he knows is gone, and everyone he cares about thinks him dead
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,551 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/22/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3760 - Favs: 5,731 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 6,283 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Hunting The Traitor by FairyTale reviews
Would Harry's life have been better if he hadn't lived with the Dursleys? Seven year old Harry Potter's world collapses within the blink of an eye, and now it's up to Remus to hunt down the traitor responsible for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 269,794 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
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Roses are Red reviews
Hermione would never give birth to a living child. Warnings Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Rose W., Hugo W. - Complete
My Brother's Keeper reviews
Sophie Potter is the younger sister of the infamous Harry Potter. Her life at Hogwarts should be set, but things take an unexpected turn when she is sorted into Slytherin. Being green is never easy, especially when those cunning folk will befriend you just as fast as they would cut your throat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,379 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Harry P., James P., OC, Astoria G.
Never Let Me Go reviews
Her boyfriend died in the war. His girlfriend left for Australia. Prequel to Breath of Life. Nevannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21 - [Neville L., Hannah A.]
How to Charm a Witch reviews
Colin Longbottom wants nothing more than to impress Lily Luna Potter. Unfortunately he has all the charm of your typical Longbottom male.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/22 - [Lily Luna P., OC] Neville L., Hugo W.
Sleepless in Scotland reviews
After the events in the Chamber of Secrets, Ginny was perfectly happy again. Or at least, that's what she wanted everyone to believe. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11 - Ginny W. - Complete
Baby Eggs reviews
Carina Lily Malfoy-Potter wants a little sister. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4 - [Harry P., Draco M.] OC - Complete
A Tale of Three Malfoys reviews
Three generations were willing to fight for the pure-blood cause.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2 - Draco M., Lucius M., Voldemort, Abraxas M. - Complete
You Know You Love Me reviews
I've offering you a look into the scandalous lives of the pure-blood elite. Inspired by the Gossip Girl novels / TV show.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 4/11 - Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z., Daphne G. - Complete
Seven Devils reviews
Dumbledore is dead. The ministry is corrupt. And at Hogwarts a rebellion is brewing. Join Michael Corner during his seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,626 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 2/27 - Luna L., Anthony G., Michael C., Terry B.
Veela Hair, Human Heart reviews
Most people forgot one simple truth. That veelas were human too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10 - [Victoire W., Teddy L.] - Complete
Story Time reviews
Neville's son has quite the imagination.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6 - Neville L., OC - Complete
An Impossible Trio reviews
Harry is left to take care of James, Albus and Lily while Ginny is away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20 - Harry P., Albus S. P., Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
The Next Rebellion reviews
Dominique Weasley doesn't like the current regime at her daycare.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20 - Bill W., Dominique W. - Complete
Breath of Life reviews
They were happy. They were healthy. Their lives were coming beautifully together. Follow Neville and Hannah Longbottom on their journey to start their family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,395 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 2/11 - [Hannah A., Neville L.] - Complete
The Price of Fame reviews
Ron Weasley always wanted to be famous, until he realized the price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Misinformed reviews
Percy Weasley attempts to make Luna Lovegood see reason. Features first year Luna!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Percy W., Luna L., Penelope C. - Complete
A Cure for Nargles reviews
The nargle infestation in Luna's dorm is acting up again, but the cure is surprisingly simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Luna L., Michael C. - Complete