R. H. Jones
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Joined 10-12-06, id: 1148595, Profile Updated: 04-29-08
Author has written 4 stories for Labyrinth.

I'd like to know why it is that everyone feels the need to put disclaimers on everything, especially when that means every chapter of every story. I mean, really, who would see your story on a site like ff and assume that you were making money off of it or trying to take credit for the idea? Isn't that the whole point of the thing? Fan fiction?

And for that matter, why would the owners of whatever material you're bending to your own twisted imagination's whims even be on ff?

After all, if you owned the company, would you be dallying with fanfiction?

I would also like to know why author's notes tend to turn into speech time at the Oscars. "I'd like to thank the four million people who reviewed by listing them all by name, as well as my mother, my sister, my uncle, my uncle's first cousin, my uncle's first cousin's cat, the endless amounts of Skittles and Mountain Dew that kept me up all night writing like a coked out mental patient with Hypergraphia, and God."

Skittles and Mountain Dew are copyright whatever companies own them, respectively.
I do not profit from their use and don't even know what those companies might be because I don't consume either product. I'm sure someone out there thinks they're delicious.

I also don't own cocaine. And neither should you, you little punk.

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As Easy Mayst Thou Fall by kzal reviews
Sarah sees the Goblin King every time another man treats her badly, but she's convinced the Labyrinth was a dream, and he a figment of her imagination, until, eleven years after her first visit, she makes a wish that allows him back into her life. Can she force him to let her go, or will she find she has a reason to stay? Is love enough to build a life upon? Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,661 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Elftouched by Liriel-eris reviews
Everyone has to grow up sometime, and once upon a time Sarah did too.The most logical thing after that was to speak her mind and change the world, if only a little.Fairytales have a way of enspelling. Fair lady, faint heart victory and all that.Oneshot JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Trouble with Mr Knightly by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Sometimes you forget what's most important to you. Sometimes life makes you forget. Sometimes all we need to find happiness is a little reminding. JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,875 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Labrys by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
It's been 15 years since Sarah's journey through the Labyrinth. Toby mysteriously goes missing, and Sarah is left putting the pieces of the puzzle together. Was it his choice? Or, did someone else call the shots?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,431 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Albert Einstein once said that a person starts to live when he can live outside himself. Can Jareth? Will he? JxS.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,599 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Way Back by atsuibelulah reviews
Sarah discovers that in the Underground not even the way back is what it seems. She is tortured and dropped in the Labryinth and Jareth is determined to find out what has happened to her, but what will he do when he finds out the truth? JS,Complete!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,610 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Say Your Right Words by Scattered Logic reviews
When dealing with Jareth, you should never take anything for granted...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2005
Sarah, Jareth and Toby makes three by jarethsdragon reviews
Long Sarah faces an unlikely enemy and is wished away to the Labyrinth. Joining with Jareth of course!, she must face both a new life and her enemy. Mostly fluff, but thanks to everyone who helped inspire it.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,432 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
The Despair of the Toothfairy by Amazonian21 reviews
Jareth has to go to a goblin dentist. In response to a challenge. COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Complete
Out of the Depths I Cry to Thee by Orangeblossom Brambleburr reviews
(Completed 12/01) 12 years later, Sarah returns. She's never been the same since she left; neither has the Labyrinth, or its King. Winner 2001 Storyteller Award for Best Characterization of Jareth
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2001 - Published: 11/20/2001 - Complete
Inimitability III by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk beside me either - just leave me alone!
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2001
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It Must Be Love reviews
A truly unique love story. Short and sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
The Labyrinth Lounge reviews
So, between fics, they all wait in this little room. Now Jareth is getting real tired of singing that song, and he really just wants a nap...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Gloves reviews
Because he could not touch any of it.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Of Silence in Dreams reviews
Not all was supposed to happen the way that it did. I was not supposed to become self aware.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete