Author has written 60 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, D N Angel, Junjō Romantica, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, D.Gray-Man, Hikaru no Go, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, 07-Ghost, Code Geass, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, Yu Yu Hakusho, Vampire Knight, and Fairy Tail.
In case anyone's curious, my avatar picture says: WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE - I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. XD
Hobbies: Drawing, baking, writing
Note: Okay, though I hate Sasuke . . . even I gotta admit, he's hella cute as a baby in chapter 500.
Note II: English dubs suck. 'Nuff said.
Announcement: I should just stick to one-shots, shouldn't I?
Lines and Story Clips I like: (I do not own these, only KtMK and RoN)
"Happy? My misery makes you happy, is that it?"
- Inuyasha, vol. 12, ch. 7
"Oh? Turn around, Jaken, and face the wrath of your devoted master."
- Kagome the Miko Kunoichi, ch. 13, IYxN fanfic
"I'm no freak, bubblegum."
- Return of Naruto, ch. 5, Naruto fanfic
"Big forehead, huh? Shows what you and your scaly butt know!"
- Uchiha Once, Uchiha Twice, ch. 4, Naruto fanfic
"You enjoy making me suffer, don't you?"
"More than anything in the world."
"I hate this. Where's my laptop?"
"You're sick, you're not allowed to work."
"Nope, no working."
"The sooner you get better, the sooner I'll kiss you. So if you want to get laid again anytime soon, you'll stay in bed and get better."
- Christmas Wish one-shot, Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic
"I've been called many things in the course of my life…but never have I been described as an "arrogant, conniving, bigheaded, no good, ethnocentric piece of paper," recited the CEO softly, sarcasm intertwined in every syllable as he slowly enunciated the depiction.
- Imperfect Justice, ch. 2, Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic
Draco coughed once and looked over at Harry. Harry’s cheeks had a bright pink flush, his eyes were wide, and his mouth was open in a great smile, even as he gasped for air. Despite the ache in his lungs, Draco was barely able to suppress a smile at Harry’s enthusiasm. He had the same look he would get whenever he grabbed a Snitch out from under Draco’s nose. It used to make Draco want to punch his face in. Now, it didn’t seem quite the same.
“I wasn’t racing anyway,” Draco said simply. “So you won. What good does that do you?”
“It’s my mountain now. Mount Potter.”
- Eclipse, ch. 12, Harry Potter fanfic
Harry wiped the non-falling tears from his eyes and frowned once again before addressing Lucius.
“I don’t really have any things.” He said embarrassedly. “The Dursley’s never gave me anything.”
Lucius was fuming. If it wasn’t for the small child in front of him then he would have torn the house down and inflicted several kinds of torture on the foul Muggle’s unconscious in the next room, then when they were an inch from death he would set them on fire and piss on their ashes. Oh revenge will be sweet he thought.
“Don’t worry about it Harry.” Lucius said after he had bottled up his rage. “When we get home you can take a bath and borrow some of my son’s clothes. Then we will all go shopping.”
- Slytherin Savior, ch. 1, Harry Potter fanfic
"Uhh…I-I'm terribly sorry for startling you like that…" Allen proceeded in apologizing, half bowing, a gesture that looked very awkward in the wizard's eyes. "D-don't worry. It was just a nightmare."
"Of course it was a nightmare." Ron said with a perplexed expression. "I can't imagine having a nice dream about your master hammering you."
"Is your master really the kind of person to beat his student up with a hammer?" Hermione had disbelief reflecting from her tone. Lenalee started to laugh an unamused laugh while she was looking into the fireplace.
Allen's face had an unhealthy color. The boy sunk back into his armchair. "I wonder why he didn't use a crowbar… Maybe because he still needed to rob me of more money… Now that I think of it, I wonder how he's managing now, without me providing him with cash and drinks." The air turned colder by the second. Hermione doubted her sense. The windows weren't open, and there was still fire crackling in the fireplace. Why was the room getting colder? Allen started a sinister laugh. "Ahahahaha… I wonder how he's getting the liquor and money now, without an idiot apprentice to sponsor him… ahahaha…"
Lavi grabbed the boy by the shoulders and shook him. "Allen, Allen! Stop thinking about that! It's getting cold in here, Allen, stop that. Think of happy things, think of naked wome- Ouch!"
"Lavi, you are getting too far!"
- Exorcists in the Wizarding world, ch. 4, D.Gray-Man fanfic
Just imagining the possibilities of so called "Noahcest" made him incredibly nauseous, but after having downed a bottle of wine he felt more like considering possibilities… and impossibilities. Hence, he started to pair up people with each other in his imagination.
Sheryl X Road. Ugh. That was just plain creepy, end of story.
Skin X "Anyone-besides-chocolate-cake". He couldn't even imagine it.
Jasdero X Devitto. They were pretty gay already. Jasdevi.
Jasdero X Road X Devitto. The threesome from Hell. Definitely.
The Millennium Earl X Road. The mental images. Hideous.
He downed another bottle.
- Cracked Masks, ch. 4, D.Gray-Man fic
"Ah, pet, but you forgot that Kanda has the social aptitude of a pastry," Tyki pointed out.
"Nah, more like a fish," Lavi disagreed. "Pastries at least look nice. Kanda just looks sour."
"I'm sitting right here, you know," Kanda reminded the two of them angrily.
"We know," they said in unison.
- On a Pale Horse, ch. 2, D.Gray-Man fic
"Light-kun has performed a great attack. I am writhing and screaming under the assault of the perilous chocolate blob of doom."
- Chocolate Commotion, one-shot, Death Note fic
Things that happen in my personal life:
"I won't have a bra to wear." - What's supposed to be said
"I won't have bread to wear." - What was said instead (or what was heard, at least)
You have NO IDEA how hard I laughed when this happened. XD
"Of course I'm right. I'm always right." - Me
"In elevator doors." - My mom
Situation: My mom and I are out shopping because my brother's birthday was coming up. So we got on an elevator at the mall. I faced the door that I knew would open to let us exit. My mom faced the other way. Lo and behold, I was right. My mom admitted I was right, and to that I replied the first line above. Then my mom commented that I was right . . . for elevator doors.
Don't worry if you don't get it, it's kinda an inside joke between my mom and I.
"By the way, we ran out of forks, so there are forks over there - "
"Oh, we already have forks."
"Oh, you do? Okay - " friend turns around to walk away "Oh, what the - ?!" Laughter.
Cause of laughter? Friend has a plastic fork and spoon sticking out of one of her back pants pockets (the guy looks at her butt). XD
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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Things I Deem As Miracles
1. A Kingdom Hearts story (drabbles) with 500 chapters.
2. When I baked a cake for my mom, the top split open like the letter "T", which is the first letter in her name too.
3. Technically Edward and Alphonse Elric are bastard children since their parents never got officially married.
4. Luffy is actually nineteen . . .
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Paste this on your profile if you're against child abuse!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
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If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
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If you want to freaking punch the people who don't know the difference between "too", "two" and "to" or "it's" and "its", copy and paste this onto your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...
Did You Know . . .
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
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Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted...
SemeUke Quiz Result: Innocent Uke (how funny... a few years ago I was a 'Don't Fuck With Me' seme)
DN Character Quiz Result: L - 90% introversion, 57% intuition, 64% thinking, 50% judging
Dying will flame attribute: Sky
Current Favorite Pairings:
Levi x Eren (RiRen/EreRi) [Shingeki no Kyojin]
Kaito x Shinichi (KaiShin) [Detective Conan/Magic Kaito]
Reborn x Tsuna (R27) [Katekyo Hitman Reborn!]
Zoro x Luffy (ZoLu) [One Piece]
Kanda x Allen (Yullen) [D.Gray Man]
L x Light [Death Note]
Akira x Hikaru (AkiHika) [Hikaru no Go]
Killua x Gon [HunterxHunter]
Hikaru no Go
Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Ao no Exorcist
Shingeki no Kyojin
Sword Art Online
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun (My Little Monster)
Darker Than Black
Nurarihyon no Mago (Nurarihyon's Grandson)
Natsume Yuujinchou (Natsume's Book of Friends)
The World God Only Knows
Hunter x Hunter (2011)
Shakugan no Shana
Zetsuen no Tempest
Detective Conan/Case Closed
That's pretty much it for my profile. See you later, hopefully as a reviewer/favoriter/follower of my stories!
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