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Author has written 4 stories for Beyblade, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Gender: Female

Favorite Harry Potter subject: Transfiguration, or charms, or defence against dark arts, or potions...

Favorite Harry Potter teacher: Snape. Oh, the legend in love...

Favourite pairings:

Draco/Hermione

Blaise/Hermione

Blaise/Hermione/Draco

Sirius/Hermione

Voldemort/Hermione

Dumbledore/Hermione (Time turner involved)

Fred/Hermione

Lily/James

DO NOT READ THE BELOW! It FREAAAAAKEEEDD MEEE OUTTTT- Just a warning. Yeh. ~shudders~

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Miracles Happen

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

RUGHRHGURGHGHRRGRg. Yeh. Now moving onto my writings:

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Dumbledore's Offer by Tickled Purple Monkey reviews
The Golden Trio is ready to start looking for Voldemort's Horcruxes, but they weren't expecting Draco Malfoy to come along. Harry and Ron are annoyed that he's there, but Hermione finds that the pureblood has a nice side. Eventually DMHG. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,932 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Animal Instincts by cookie crumbs reviews
Ever since Hermione had wandered into Draco's room one night, he's been acting strange around her. Licking her neck, sniffing her and getting very, very jealous whenever another guy comes near her strange....what's up with him? Draco.Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blind by TyBass31 reviews
Hermione to begins to lose her sight and finds an unlikely friend in the darkness. Better summary inside. RR please. Story better than summary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,642 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Parenthood by smartcat reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,029 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Where White Meets Black by ellamalfoy8 reviews
Hermione's adopted, pissed and a lost pureblood heir. Malfoy's stashed at the Order, hated by both sides. A prophecy says when they join, the troubles of time will end. Also, Slughorn's playing matchmaker. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,598 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Long Road to Ruin by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Jasper would know that beautiful brunette anywhere; she saved his life when he was little. That was why he was so surprised to see her in Forks...that, and the fact that she hadn't aged since the day they met. JasperBella, vamp AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,178 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
Boarders by beavoicenotanecho reviews
Bella is a restless teenager living in La Push, she has an atitude problem and has a huge problem with Sam Uley, the local cop and the guy who stole her two best friends, what happens when she spends two weeks with him learning all his secrets? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 196,019 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Vampire Goddess by eglantine16 reviews
A heartbroken Bella suffers a type of amnesia after the cliff-diving incident. But instead of erasing her memories, her illness brings to light a power she never knew she possessed. On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,152 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
How did that Happen? by julezz30 reviews
Hermione recieves a daydream potion. Little does she know that Malfoy will be in it, or that Draco recieved one too. DMHG. Now what exactly are the dreams about? RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
One plus One does Equal Three by JB Rose reviews
What happens if Alice wasn’t the only one to come back when Bella jumps? What happens when she meets the Volturi? and how did she land up in Antarctica? *Lemons later*B/J/C/M *Dominate Jasper,Carlisle & Marcus you have been told*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,812 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella
The Eyes Have It by In Dreams reviews
Hermione finds herself spending an unusual amount of time observing a certain Slytherin male. Perhaps willing him to notice her back is not the wisest plan of action. HGBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,886 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 4965 - Favs: 5,848 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6666 - Favs: 3,698 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Its All About Hermione by Demoness-MarlstonWells69ner reviews
COMPLETED! Hermione Granger has been betrayed by her very close friends. She meets up with her old friends & goes back to her other school. When she goes back to Hogwarts, she's arriving in style! GINNY BASHINGS! HG/BZ/DM/OMC-BT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 274,811 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Simple Magic by FlameWriter008 reviews
Pre HBP Draco and Hermione are doing a project required from all of the students in seventh year. What is the project? You have to read for that m’dears! Now why is it that Draco keeps waking up to Hermione in his bed? Find out! DracoHerm romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 202,589 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Forced into Love by Hopelessly Pessimistic reviews
As the people in the wizarding world fight for there place in the world, the Ministry comes up with a plan to unite the muggleborns and purebloods. The Marriage of Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy and the Minister will do anything to make sure it happen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,717 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
You're mine! by fahanizhieliq reviews
NO LONGER ON HIATUS BUT WILL TAKE TIME. Draco gets a gift from his father. It's not a new broomstick but something else. It's a beautiful, bloody and reluctant girl, who's there against her own will. How will Draco act?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,512 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Draco M., OC
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Only Draco's Mudblood by elvishwolf7 reviews
New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Distractions by MissMarauder5 reviews
James, much to Lily’s surprise, gives her a notebook as a birthday present. Somewhat disappointed, Lily shoves it into her book bag. However, not until it disrupts her History of Magic lesson, does she realise that it isn’t just a notebook…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lady Lily by magicXheart reviews
Lily was a lady who had left that life behind. She ran away to escape her fiance, Malfoy and ended up being rescued by the Marauders. And somehow between the swordfights and confessions, she finds herself falling in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,454 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Dragon of Hogwarts by Kassandra Ramsey reviews
Seventh year fic- Blaise and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl. He saves her from Malfoy on the train, and proceeds to become her friend. However, he has a terrible secret, and Hermione wants to know what it is. And can he really keep her safe from the Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,904 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
To Be Alone With You by I'veGotAnotherConfessionToMake reviews
Have I ever told you how wonderfully delicious your blood smells? She didn't say anything she didn't move as he stepped out into the light. He was like a beacon, but to what she was unsure. Forgive me, Love. was all he said before he pounced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,664 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love: An Irresistible Desire by lovah of Ron reviews
COMPLETE! A FreMione tale. Slight Harry & Ginny. Ron & OC. A little fluffy, a little funny, a little funuffily. Go ahead. You know you want to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,944 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Cruel Ironies of Time by ILoanADogma reviews
Hermione accidently broke her time turner, and sent herself back into 1869, where she meets none other than a 16 year old Albus Dumbledore. HGAD. Trust me, this isn't your average 'time turner' plot line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,298 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Hermione G., Albus D.
Vital Choices by Recipe reviews
Trapped in a tradition now twisting away toward mystery, Draco must find a bride before he is killed, or before the Maidens themselves are dead. But should he choose the wrong one, he will find his demise unraveling. Everyone has their secrets. DHr. AntiD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,199 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Forget Ice and Remember Fire by romancebookworm4ever reviews
Summary: Hermione is sent to the past to fix mistakes and she falls in love with Voldemort. He wants to have her be his Dark Queen, the only person who he can talk to without repeating or explaining his reasoning. Will Hermione trust him? Will she let him
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,600 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Voldemort, Hermione G.
A Strange Engagement by Northern-Southern Belle reviews
Hermione is stuck on a dreary beach vacation with her parents when she gets a letter from Draco. His grandparents are coming and think he's engaged. She's his fake fiancee, but it's strictly business..right? R&R! Fuzzy Malfoy Family Alert!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 74,902 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Memories by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Injured during a quidditch match, Draco Malfoy looses his memory,& Harry&Ron convince Hermione to lie to Draco, making him think they're all friends, but once Hermione falls for a nice Draco, will she loose him to bad judgement, for stealing his life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sketching Sam by Mara1313 reviews
David wakes up early one spring morning and decides to sketch a little picture of Sam while she’s still sleeping. One shot, just a little DavidSam fluff from David’s POV. Rated M just to be safe...
All American Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
When You Lose Your Way by SevenGee reviews
“Granger, what's wrong?” I asked in worry. “What's in your hand?” And something struck me. “Have you been vomiting again?” She said nothing. She did nothing except hold up her shaking palm, her fingers wrapped tightly around a very blue pregnancy test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,492 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Veelan by Oro4 reviews
It started off with one bite... and ended up more he imagined. Draco finds Hermione to be his mate and marks her, but what else happens after that? Why does a certain newly made veela have more than one mate? Will everyone get along? DmHgHp NOT A CIRCLE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,674 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing With Padfoot by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
When a little girl sprays a certain Black dog with a hose by accident, it sets off a chain of events that lets a lonely dog know just whats really important in life. I loved writing this story!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Hoggy, Warty Hogwarts by InkandPaper reviews
A slightly ridiculous poem in which you meet the famous 'hoggy, warty Hogwarts' of the School Song and find out just how Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry acquired its name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3907 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Unfortunately Do by The Apple After Poison reviews
Hermione and Draco are forced into a marriage neither are happy about until alot of unexpected visitors, encounters and problems arise throuhgout there year at Hogwarts. Finally Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,158 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Girl Talk by Marionette reviews
Lavender and Parvati engage in the nightly ritual known as Girl Talk, and it's keeping Hermione awake. Short oneshot humor fic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
I Loved and Lost Twice by mrs. stella malfoy reviews
What if Voldemort actually did have a heart? What if he met someone and fell in love? What if he lost her? Twice. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Taste of Blood by BreezenBy reviews
Draco had a secret, will those around him even notice?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,367 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Royally Lily by LilyJames addict reviews
[COMPLETE] Lily's a Lady, daughter to a Duke, and no one in the Magical world knows about it, apparently. What happens when she's assigned a summer project with Potter, the annoying son of the Minister? LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,657 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
HermioneMalfoy by Raindust34 reviews
Hermione finds out shes adopted and her real family is the Malfoys...Will everyone accept her? Is Pansy her new best friend? Why is Ginny spreading bad Rumors about her? Is Blaise Zabini her new light in life? HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,858 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Make Me Forget His Name by jmalfoy reviews
Tired of her husband being unfaithful, Hermione turns to the arms of the least likely person… her one time enemy and her husband's best friend. Sometimes remembering the person who has loved you most is the hardest thing to do. HGDM. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,753 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tale of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy by fahanizhieliq reviews
Put in a hemophilic Malfoy, a sentence that Hermione keeps saying and you'll probaly get a logical tale of how Hermione and Draco end up together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Call Me Lily by Scriblerian reviews
Lily was a handful sober. He could only imagine what she was like when she had eleventeen shots of Firewhiskey in her. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/5/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chocolate Covered Slytherin by fahanizhieliq reviews
Okay. That was a downright lie. In fact I do find him ravishing, every single inch of him. HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Cherry Blossoms by sarahyyy reviews
It was at that time, when the cherry blossoms started to fall. It was so beautiful. And this moment will always belong to Draco and Hermione. It will always be a memory that is kept deep down inside them. And, they will never forget today. R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twinology 101 by Twin Left reviews
Fred and George teach Hermione how to tell the difference between the two, in the middle of the night, for no reason, apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2006 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Piece of brooding hotness by fahanizhieliq reviews
just something I did to pass my time. HGBZ. Very different from what I usually do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Delicious by Oro4 reviews
Draco finds out he has veela blood running through his veins. His senses lead him to his mate and he has to mark him or her or risk death. He recieves help in the most unlikely of people but also gets something he never anticipated. ONLY FOUR CHAPTERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
First Comes Marriage, Then Love? by PauCev reviews
Hermione Jane Granger, would you do me the honor of marrying me? Fred and Hermione have to get married to carry out a mission for the Order. But, are there other reasons why they accepted said mission? Or is it just to stop Voldemort? Will romance blosome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,967 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sirius Buys a Kitten by TheDragonRider reviews
Sirius buys a new kitten! Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
In Pursuit of the Girl by GoldenPhoenix and SilverTiger reviews
“This is boring” Sirius whined “When is something exiting going to happen?” “When we pull…” James paused for dramatic effect “that rope,” “Sirius, don’t pull the rope!” Remus exclaimed. Sirius pulled the rope. LilyJames oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
High heels by Sirenic Griffin reviews
High heels can be the bane of any man existence, why? It is unknown. All that is is that somehow they made girl ‘hotter’. Alternates between Lily Evans and Hermione Granger and one set of heels.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Hermione G., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 6124 - Favs: 4,447 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Precious Possession by PrincessButtercup32 reviews
After Harry Potter is defeated by Voldermort, the wizarding world is in great despair, the purebloods rule, while the rest are reduced to slavery. Hermione Granger, once a hero, now a slave, has just been brought by the mysterious Blaise Zabini. Her real
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Passing Notes In Class by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
Lily, and the Mrauders passing notes in various class. And sometimes, it's easier to reveal some things in paper than facetoface, but not for long. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 561 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Mess With Her by a simple kind of lovely reviews
Lily Evans menacingly tied Sirius Black to a chair. The other Marauders, James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew, wondered what was going on. What IS going on? R&R! LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pen Pal by Allison Elder reviews
I find your lack of enthusiasm in this correspondance childish and amusing in equal portions. You're pouting like a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,880 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Pureblood by Tulips and Jill reviews
Draco walked away as a tiny flutter of hope jolted his stomach. Could it really be her? Someone has just found out they are a pureblood and Draco's determined to find out if it's her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reflections by SilverOrb reviews
I looked through a window and saw a man. He had silver blonde hair, like a Veela and matching grey eyes. It is only by his trademark hair I recognized him... Revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Possession by Ssergit reviews
Ginny Weasley goes to a Ministryrun Batchelorette auction and is won by the person she least suspects, but secretly hoped for. Postwar. GW&RL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Ginny W., Remus L. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm My Own Grandpa by Marmalade Fever reviews
Draco is obsessed with a photograph of his grandparents who look exactly like himself and Hermione Granger. Two shot, DMHG, bizarre.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2371 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Siri by Accio Flaming Stake reviews
Harry and Hermione try to bring Sirius back, but the process is messed up, and now they're back in the time of the infamous Marauders. What happens when feelings spring up inside two boys for Hermione that weren't meant to happen? SBHGRL. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,304 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
One In A Million by elibdally1 reviews
Another Draco Veela fiction. Hermione is his mate. I don’t think there are enough out there. The only problem is…Veelas come one in every million, therefore no one knows how to help Draco with his little Veela side. I suck at summaries so read on. CH 8
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3012 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3055 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Tale of A Forbidden Love by StarJade reviews
A boy who turns into a dragon at night.....and a lonely girl who falls in love with a dragon she meets every night......a tale of a forbidden love , DHer. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,377 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Daft Plonker by JenniGellerBing reviews
Lily and the Marauders get involved in a game of witches' Truth or Dare. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Blood of a Malfoy by Serpentine Goddess reviews
Lily Evans wasn't a muggleborn, she was actually a full-blooded Vampyr, James Potter was a part-Elf and part-Veela. Harry has to deal with all this when Malfoy's Veela inheritance pushes his own transformation.ChildAbuse, NON-SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,487 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
And She Will Be Loved by The Orange Girl reviews
She never ever felt that she really belonged; never ever felt that she was really wanted. She is nothing but a shadow. But he is the ground where the shadow was cast, and it is in his deepest desires to make her see herself otherwise. DracoxHermione Fin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,957 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Magic of a Book by Elanor reviews
COMPLETED All Hermione wanted was her book. No one gets in the way of Hermione and her books. Apart from it seems, Blaise Zabini. HrMale!Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood of an Enemy by Foamy the Squirrel reviews
Hermione kills Voldemort at the end of Sixth year. Over the summer she is turned into a Vampyre. When she returns to school, friendless and alone, she finds out how cruel life really is. -COMPLETED-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 140,844 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dream of the Dragon by Alexathenle reviews
DMHG HPOC. Draco is fighting the Dark Lord. But Saint Malfoy? ... I think not. Draco Malfoy wants to become the next Dark Lord and he's going to take Hermione with him. :: Finished, Completed ::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,975 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Elves Without Clothes by WhompingWillow reviews
Complete AU: Hermione doesn't understand Winky. What could be better than being free? She decides to take extreme measures to find out what goes on in the mind of a house-elf. HGDM and a touch of HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,851 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Caged reviews
Bella is caught as a Newborn and tested on. How does she deal with the animal raging inside her? How does she escape? How can the Cullen's, particularly Alice, help her find herself again? What will Edward do? Vampire, AU... yah- and all that Jazz.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
15 Years Later, reviews
My alternative epilogue. Didn't like the Deathly Hallows one. Contains small spoilers... but you can't really tell where. Changed names, ages, plot, etc... Enjoy. Can make it into story should people wish. Read and Review, my dears... :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Marriage Law's typical plot bombers reviews
Something done on spur of the moment. No offence meant to anyone. Purely my enjoyment... and others who think similarly. Which is probably unlikely. Warning Foul unreal S.E.X scene. It's a tragedy. An abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hounded reviews
Kai is alone. Finally. But then THEY arrive again. There to force him to their ways. To change him. Tyson warned him, but the perfect boy was too slow. Yaoi! Rated just incase R&R
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
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