Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
Name : hmmm...I suppose you can call me Neko.
Age : 15
Sex : yes please! lol, Austin Powers still makes me laugh after all this time.. -clears throat- uh, I'm a girl.
Likes : billions of things... Milk Chocolate, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Yugioh Abridged (attention duelists! My hair is assualting you!), manga and anime in general, sushi, Japan, fanfic, reading, laughing till I can't breathe, listening to Rascal Flatts, my little brother (some days), tea, free time, sleeping, when I remember my dreams, hot anime guys, speaking Japanese (it makes me feel so smart), rockin out, summer vacation, bats (the small winged animal, not the wooden club), recycling, photography, toast (YEAH, TOAST!), watching Britney crash and burn, waiting for Hannah Montana to crash and burn,
Dislikes : cheerleaders, flamers, my little brother (some days), cloths shopping, cockroaches, dark or white chocalote, mosquitos, ppl who rite like dis (honestly, how much longer does it take you to spell correctly?), waking up in the morning, mornings in general, having nothing to do, people who drive hummers,
Everything I post on this site is dedicated to my three best friends; Okami (wolf), Okamiko (wolf cub), and Koneko (kitten). In case you're a little slow, that makes me Neko (cat). Hence the name, DesertCat.
I'm a writer, not an artist. Seriously, I can't draw to save my life. My mom is an english teacher, so I've been writing since I was little. there was this one story I wrote when I was like 6, called You can't tickle your pets (lol). but ever since my friends introduced me to anime, it's been fanfiction, fanfiction, fanfiction. It's true what they say about anime being more addicting than crack...
Feel free to PM me if you want to get to know me better.
Favorite Animes and Mangas~
Naruto (all-time favorite)
Fullmetal Alchimest (three cheers for Roy's awesomeness!)
Ouran High School Host Club (squeeee!!)
Bleach (Renji is so hot...)
Ceres, Celestial Legend
Death Note (Sakura...hit by truck...12:45..)
Alice 19th (only 7 volumes -sniffle-)
Desendents of Darkness
Pretear (it's about sex!)
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzamiya
Vampire Knight (...angst...)
Avatar (is that really anime? I mean, nickeloden makes it...)
Other stuff I like
Lost (what will happen next?! And whats with the smoke monster? And the polar bear?!)
Harry Potter by J.K Rowling (My love for the plot has slowly waned over the years, and the epilouge nearly killed me, but I still love those twins...cries)
Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer (..I wish I was a genius-millionare. With acess to awesome fairy technology.)
Abarat by Clive Barker (anyone ever heard of it? Its sorta like a drug trip with illustrations)
Maximum Ride by James Patterson (I always wanted to fly..)
Monty Python (Your mother was a hamster, and every sperm is sacred. Also - I always wanted to be a lumberjack!)
Dane Cook ('I have some dreams. I wish I was a snake...')
Patton Oswalt ('Wackity Schmakity Doo!')
Nick Swardson ('Dude. Its a pipe.')
Mitch Hedburg ('Look, here comes that frog. Maybe he will settle near me.')
Christian Finnegan ('I am aware that I look slightly like Biff from Back to the Future.')
Jim Gaffigan (..Hot Pockets..)
Fav. couples~ (in no particular order)
NaruXSasu (yaoi is hot. if you don't agree, I don't care.)
GaaraXSasu (ok Dobby. you converted me.)
ShikaXTema (yes, I like both ShikaTema and ShikaIno. sue me.)
NejiXTen (Forever and ever and ever and ever...)
HaruhiXKyon (The Melancholy of Hsruhi Suzamiya)
Pairings I dislike or hate~
NejiXHina - people, they're COUSINS! eww!
KakaXSaku - no. just no.
SasuXHina - seiously, I don't think they've even ever said anything to each other. EXCEPTION: Onegai, Senpai by juliagulia 1017. I laughed until it hurt.
SasuXSaku - so...annoying...
LightXMisa - so...very...annoying..
crack pairings, unless they are either extreamly well-written or insanely funny.
anything where it's studentXteacher. that's just weird to me.
A note on yaoi... I only read yaoi, I don't write it. yet. Time and the corrupting power of insane friends will tell.
other places I have an account with~
www.youtube.com 4everreading (i'm not too creative with my usernames)
feel free to email me to chat or give suggestions or compliment me or whatever.
The Pain of Memories, The Promise of Future. It's done!! I'm free!! ..but since someone (cough Sasuke's Babygirl93) asked so nicely, I will write a sequel. The first chapter has already been posted. EDIT: I have given up on the sequel. Stone me, I don't care.
If there's a pairing you want me to write, PM me with it. A couple people have included their requests with reviews, but I would prefer it if you PM-ed me. I can't gurentee anything, I can only think about it and see if I come up with anything.. Thanks.
Love hurts. Especially when the one you love is throwing pots at you. - I think I made it up, but my brain might just have been re-playing it from hearing it somewhere before..
Men who live in glass houses should change cloths in the basement.
You don't drown by falling in the water but by staying there - my friend
Sorry Donut, but military law is very clear when it comes to the 'not it' methadology for making decisions. - Sarge from Red vs Blue
Donut, you hide here and wait for the guy tailing us. then, whe he passes, shoot him straight in the back and watch him die. just like John Wayne would've done - Sarge from Red vs Blue
Bow-chicka-bow-wow - Tucker from Red vs Blue
Here's another curse. May all your bacon burn. - Calcifer from Howl's Moving Castle
Get over it! - lots of people
I sometimes get my hands mixed up - me
I misspelled it. in my mind -me and my friend
Do you read yaoi? "what's that?" guess not.. - my friend and me
It's Ms. MortonXTurkey!! My friend Laura. you have to go to my school to get it..
"like, brainz..." - the prep zombie (from a school story of mine)
"There is one up side to all this" "Yeah, what?" "You Love me. You Love me Thiiisss much!" - from Maximum Ride but repeated frequently by me and my friends.
"Its been a long week this morning" - My friend Jackie
~A note for all my Awesome readers~ (all the un-awesome ones, don't read this)
Nothin' new is happening... I've sort of given up on fanfiction..