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Joined 10-13-06, id: 1149013, Profile Updated: 06-04-09
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hiya!

Name : hmmm...I suppose you can call me Neko.

Age : 15

Sex : yes please! lol, Austin Powers still makes me laugh after all this time.. -clears throat- uh, I'm a girl.

Likes : billions of things... Milk Chocolate, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Yugioh Abridged (attention duelists! My hair is assualting you!), manga and anime in general, sushi, Japan, fanfic, reading, laughing till I can't breathe, listening to Rascal Flatts, my little brother (some days), tea, free time, sleeping, when I remember my dreams, hot anime guys, speaking Japanese (it makes me feel so smart), rockin out, summer vacation, bats (the small winged animal, not the wooden club), recycling, photography, toast (YEAH, TOAST!), watching Britney crash and burn, waiting for Hannah Montana to crash and burn,

Dislikes : cheerleaders, flamers, my little brother (some days), cloths shopping, cockroaches, dark or white chocalote, mosquitos, ppl who rite like dis (honestly, how much longer does it take you to spell correctly?), waking up in the morning, mornings in general, having nothing to do, people who drive hummers,

Everything I post on this site is dedicated to my three best friends; Okami (wolf), Okamiko (wolf cub), and Koneko (kitten). In case you're a little slow, that makes me Neko (cat). Hence the name, DesertCat.

I'm a writer, not an artist. Seriously, I can't draw to save my life. My mom is an english teacher, so I've been writing since I was little. there was this one story I wrote when I was like 6, called You can't tickle your pets (lol). but ever since my friends introduced me to anime, it's been fanfiction, fanfiction, fanfiction. It's true what they say about anime being more addicting than crack...

Feel free to PM me if you want to get to know me better.

Favorite Animes and Mangas~

Naruto (all-time favorite)

Fruits Basket

Fullmetal Alchimest (three cheers for Roy's awesomeness!)

Ouran High School Host Club (squeeee!!)

Bleach (Renji is so hot...)

Ceres, Celestial Legend

Death Note (Sakura...hit by truck...12:45..)

Alice 19th (only 7 volumes -sniffle-)

Ranma 1/2

Desendents of Darkness

Pretear (it's about sex!)

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzamiya

Vampire Knight (...angst...)

Avatar (is that really anime? I mean, nickeloden makes it...)

Other stuff I like

Lost (what will happen next?! And whats with the smoke monster? And the polar bear?!)

Harry Potter by J.K Rowling (My love for the plot has slowly waned over the years, and the epilouge nearly killed me, but I still love those twins...cries)

Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer (..I wish I was a genius-millionare. With acess to awesome fairy technology.)

Abarat by Clive Barker (anyone ever heard of it? Its sorta like a drug trip with illustrations)

Maximum Ride by James Patterson (I always wanted to fly..)

Monty Python (Your mother was a hamster, and every sperm is sacred. Also - I always wanted to be a lumberjack!)

Dane Cook ('I have some dreams. I wish I was a snake...')

Patton Oswalt ('Wackity Schmakity Doo!')

Nick Swardson ('Dude. Its a pipe.')

Mitch Hedburg ('Look, here comes that frog. Maybe he will settle near me.')

Christian Finnegan ('I am aware that I look slightly like Biff from Back to the Future.')

Jim Gaffigan (..Hot Pockets..)

Fav. couples~ (in no particular order)

NaruXHina

NaruXSasu (yaoi is hot. if you don't agree, I don't care.)

KakaXIruk

GaaraXSasu (ok Dobby. you converted me.)

ShikaXIno

ShikaXTema (yes, I like both ShikaTema and ShikaIno. sue me.)

KibaXHina

ShinoXHina

AsumXKure

KakaXAnko

SakuXLee

NejiXTen (Forever and ever and ever and ever...)

KyoXTohru

RukiaXRenji

IchigoXRenji

IchigoXIshida

IchigoXOrihime

OrihimeXIshida

(Bleach orgy!!)

LightXL

MattXMello

TamakiXHaruhi

KaoruXHaruhi

KaoruXHikaru (TWINCEST!!)

HaruhiXKyon (The Melancholy of Hsruhi Suzamiya)

Pairings I dislike or hate~

NejiXHina - people, they're COUSINS! eww!

KakaXSaku - no. just no.

SasuXHina - seiously, I don't think they've even ever said anything to each other. EXCEPTION: Onegai, Senpai by juliagulia 1017. I laughed until it hurt.

SasuXSaku - so...annoying...

LightXMisa - so...very...annoying..

crack pairings, unless they are either extreamly well-written or insanely funny.

anything where it's studentXteacher. that's just weird to me.

A note on yaoi... I only read yaoi, I don't write it. yet. Time and the corrupting power of insane friends will tell.

other places I have an account with~

www.youtube.com 4everreading (i'm not too creative with my usernames)

www.photobucket.com 4ever_reading

www.flixster.com DesertCat

www.projectplaylist.com Desertcat

feel free to email me to chat or give suggestions or compliment me or whatever.

Multi-chapter Stories

The Pain of Memories, The Promise of Future. It's done!! I'm free!! ..but since someone (cough Sasuke's Babygirl93) asked so nicely, I will write a sequel. The first chapter has already been posted. EDIT: I have given up on the sequel. Stone me, I don't care.

Request policy

If there's a pairing you want me to write, PM me with it. A couple people have included their requests with reviews, but I would prefer it if you PM-ed me. I can't gurentee anything, I can only think about it and see if I come up with anything.. Thanks.

Favorite quotes:

Love hurts. Especially when the one you love is throwing pots at you. - I think I made it up, but my brain might just have been re-playing it from hearing it somewhere before..

Men who live in glass houses should change cloths in the basement.

You don't drown by falling in the water but by staying there - my friend

Sorry Donut, but military law is very clear when it comes to the 'not it' methadology for making decisions. - Sarge from Red vs Blue

Donut, you hide here and wait for the guy tailing us. then, whe he passes, shoot him straight in the back and watch him die. just like John Wayne would've done - Sarge from Red vs Blue

Bow-chicka-bow-wow - Tucker from Red vs Blue

Here's another curse. May all your bacon burn. - Calcifer from Howl's Moving Castle

Get over it! - lots of people

I sometimes get my hands mixed up - me

I misspelled it. in my mind -me and my friend

Do you read yaoi? "what's that?" guess not.. - my friend and me

It's Ms. MortonXTurkey!! My friend Laura. you have to go to my school to get it..

"like, brainz..." - the prep zombie (from a school story of mine)

"There is one up side to all this" "Yeah, what?" "You Love me. You Love me Thiiisss much!" - from Maximum Ride but repeated frequently by me and my friends.

"Its been a long week this morning" - My friend Jackie

~A note for all my Awesome readers~ (all the un-awesome ones, don't read this)

Nothin' new is happening... I've sort of given up on fanfiction..

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Welcome to the Stage by Madam Mimm reviews
A.U. in which Gabriel is a stand up comedian, Sam is a reluctant law student, Dean is bad at being a homosexual, and Pamela is fed up with the lot of them. Sam/Gabe, Some Dean/Cas, Bobby/Ellen
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,031 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30344 - Favs: 16,744 - Follows: 14,589 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Love and Hate Collide by RZZMG reviews
During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 204,811 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4586 - Favs: 4,546 - Follows: 5,707 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pretty Kitty by ficlit78 reviews
OVER 1.5 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012. 1ST PLACE Mr. January Award & 3RD PLACE AB Award.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,023 - Reviews: 5113 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Meus Contraho by Curiositykils reviews
My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 218,900 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blind Leading The Blind by GratuitousViolets reviews
An Outraged Remy is blinded by one of Cyclops optic blasts and is forced to live with the X-Men while Professor X tries to find a way to restore his vision. One girl has the experience of living with a blind person - but can she help Remy?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 157,332 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
White Winter Hymnal by newbluemoon reviews
Christmas AU fic. Writer!Dean walks into a café late at night on Christmas Eve, looking for inspiration for his next novel. Instead he finds librarian!Cas. Destiel. Warnings for graphic sex and run on sentences. Reviews appreciated.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Saudade by Anglobear reviews
Countless postcards from Castiel, countless languages, but they all say the same thing. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
On the Job by la-rubinita reviews
In which Castiel forces a horribly-timed epiphany. Written for spn 30snapshots on LJ, number 15.2. R for language, action violence and boys kissing.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Five, As Agreed Upon by ficlit78 reviews
Set in You Smell Like Dinner, Sookie and Eric's little argument ends differently, with both of them coming to an agreement about Sookie getting her house back. Namely, an exchange. M, because cussin' and sexin' will occur. *WINNER* of the 2013 Fangreaders' Dr. Ludwig Award for Best Novella Fanfic.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by PenPatronus reviews
Dean, Sam and Bobby get a strange phone call from an unlikely friend. She has a message from Castiel. Hurt / comfort, drama, family.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
With Tuppence for Paper and Strings by Daylight reviews
After everything is over and things start getting back to normal, Dean is left with one problem: How do you cheer up a fallen god? AU inevitably ending to season 7
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Gone Too Long by Misato reviews
Dean's still stuck in the future, it's raining so hard it's like the sky's coming down and Cas has gone missing. 5.04!verse; slash and kissing in the rain.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Another Brick in the Wall by Psammead reviews
AT/AU- Dean wakes up and is shocked to discover he is 17 and everyone he loves is safe and happy, so clearly something must be horribly, horribly wrong. Who sent him there? Will he be able to go home? Will he manage to graduate from high school this time?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Carve Your Name Into My Arm by Misato reviews
When a fast talking witch hexes Dean to get rid of all his scars, he's surprised to find that includes the handprint, too. It's not until Castiel shows up that he realizes just how much trouble they're actually in. Handprint fic with bonus sick!Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
I Think We're Alone Now by Mali Bear's Buddy reviews
When a comic-con means Dean and Jo have to share a motel room with Sam, they find limited alone time puts a damper on their sex life. Will a dirt road and a little moonlight do the trick? Dean/Jo One-shot
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Dean W., Jo H. - Complete
Escape by ForbalaTheGreen reviews
Gambit overhears a plot to kidnap Rogue and he takes her on the run. Will they be able to keep their freedom, and what will happen down the line? What will Logan think? ROMY.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,308 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Ridin' Dirty by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel goes to Winchester Ranch to buy a horse for his niece's birthday 'cause he's that kind of guy and ends up getting the cowboy instead.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Texas by Kierastarlight reviews
Ficlet. Fluffy. Nice and affectionate, and more...metaphorically. Dean likes using metaphors. Slightly Naive!Cas at first. Takes place in earlier S6.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Just Haven't Met You Yet by blackberryhunttress reviews
After moving out of the mansion, Rogue never thought she'd come back. But after she gets conned into going to Kitty's wedding, she's going to need to bring a date that can impress her old family about her new life. Can a certain Cajun escort help her out?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,823 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Rogue, Gambit
I Feel Like I Could Touch The Sky by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Wings touching is the most intimate act for an angel after the joining of grace. Written for the Balthazar fic meme on LJ. Balthazar/Castiel, R&R, x.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Balthazar, Castiel - Complete
I Got This High Without Taking a Pill by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
They're two very fine looking individuals. The only logical conclusion is sex. Balthazar/Meg. Written for the Balthazar fic meme on LJ. Can also be seen as a prequel to 'Take Me Now Before I Change My Mind'. R&R, x.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Balthazar, Meg - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 170 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Celebrations by Misato reviews
Dean's birthday is just winding down when his phone rings, Castiel's number flashing on the screen. Slash, vague S6 spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Hunted and Hated by Quill N. Inque reviews
Number One in my Historical KURTTY Series. In 16th Century Spain, Kurt Wagner is on the run from the Spanish Inquisition... COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,207 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Amplification by ficlit78 reviews
A routine recovery leads Pete and Myka into a hot, sticky situation. Retrieving the ultimate artifact of love will always have its pitfalls.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,199 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
Embrace by alexb49 reviews
Katara stumbles across a familiar boy out on a date in Ba Sing Se. Set during S2 episode "Tales of Ba Sing Se". Rated M for mature content of a sexual nature. Pairing: Katara/Zuko. Written for the Zutarotica 2010 Summer Challenge.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Playing With Fire by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Meg pays Castiel a visit, deciding to take a little revenge. Castiel/Meg, mentions of Dean/Castiel, mild violence, smut, swearing. R&R, x.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Castiel, Meg - Complete
Better The Devil You Know Than The Devil You Don't by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Lucifer appears to Sam in his dreams to make him say yes. Sam is disgusted by the idea, so Lucifer takes matters into his own hands. Smut. Sam/Lucifer, R&R, x.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
The Scent of Grass and Flowers by Astra M reviews
How they had gone from talking about their weekend plans into an argument about this subject was beyond him. Vignette series. Now playing part eighteen: Candy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,742 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 8/22/2006 - [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
The Righteous & The Wicked by gralorgstair reviews
PWP. That’s it. Sam/Ruby. This is blonde!Ruby btw. Ruby from 3rd season.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sam W., Ruby
Yuki Sakura: A MARY SUE Story by Chibi Atomic Bomb reviews
What happens when a Mary Sue named Yuki Sakura who is both caring, and kind appears in Konoha? A BUNCH OF CLICHE CRAP, THAT'S WHAT! Totel nonsense. Read at you own risk. Written by someone who doesn't care if you get offended.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
30Kisses: Love me Tender by Midnighstar reviews
The first kiss for Shikamaru and Ino happen in ways more than one. Written for LJ thirtykisses COMPLETED COMPLETED COMPLETED COMPLETED COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,113 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution by sadisticblondlettes reviews
IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER! 6th year AU, preHBP. Lord Voldie's newest plan transforms our Boy Wonder into...Girl Wonder! Hilarity ensues as Harry discovers the world of gossip, bra shopping, and crushes. Slash HD SD RH Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lesson Plans by Akuni-A reviews
Renji and Ichigo make a day at school a little more interesting. [Pairing: RenjixIchigo]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Tight Squeeze by Akuni-A reviews
Ichigo and Renji attempt a rescue mission, but their plans are foiled and they're caught in a tight spot... [Pairing: RenjixIchigo]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
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Memories of a Painfully Wonderful Ocassion reviews
sequel to The Pain of Memories, The Promise of Future. 10 years after the first story, Kiryoku remembers her wedding day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U.
The Pros of Thunderstorms reviews
posttimeskip. Naruto and Hinata get caught in a thunderstorm. collection of oneshots. rated T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Mini Pancakes reviews
So this is it the long awaited sequel to Chocalote Chip Pancakes! I hope it doesn't dissapoint you. They're short stories that revolve around Kamisori.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Unspoken reviews
NejiTenten. She never told anyone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Miniskirts reviews
Just a short oneshot. you can probably tell what it's about from the title.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Pain of Memories The Promise of Future reviews
Do you know why Sasuke ignores all his fangirls? It's because he's betrothed to someone he hates! but what happens when his future wife's family is killed, and she needs a home? read to find out! SasukeXOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Chocolate Chip Pancakes reviews
Temari was busy looking for an 'easy button', but it turns out she didn't need one in the first place. TemariXShikamaru three part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Baby Girl reviews
InoXShika oneshot. nothing can cheer him up like she can.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Undeneath the Mistletoe reviews
Christmas Oneshot, InoXKankuro. just something I thought up while putting up decorations.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Ino Y., Kankuro - Complete
Together we are Whole reviews
a pair of KakashiXAnko oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
Moving in Time reviews
ChoujiXIno oneshot. This just came to me one day and i had to write it. rated T because people's minds are peverted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
KibaXOC. They've had feelings for each other forever, but were too shy to admit it. until now that is. My first story, ever! please read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
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