The Curmudgeon
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Joined 10-13-06, id: 1149125, Profile Updated: 12-30-13
Author has written 2 stories for One Piece, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Let's get this show on the road.

And by that, I mean let's write fics very, very slowly.

Fics:

The Way of the Vanilla One: On-going.

Death, Birth, and Other Related Annoyances: On hiatus, possibly a deadfic.

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Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Made From a Different Metal by CGKrows reviews
Tony Stark is many things. He's a billionaire, he's an immature genius-level playboy, he's the superhero Iron Man, and not to mention a guy who's into philanthropy. But things like that can change within the blink of an eye, especially when something explodes in your face. After all, the man's made from a different kind of metal than most would honestly expect...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,062 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Aragorn, Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis
re S I N H E A R T by marmaroth reviews
Chapter Ten: "I'm a little girl with a broken arm and you can smell me, I'm human, I'm normal, right? Just take me to him. It's not like I'll be able to do anything in a room full of chimera and a homunculi!" OC world-insert, manga/Brotherhood. Pen name formerly nagashinokuro.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,191 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Edward E., Ling Y., Izumi C.
Catching the Wind by InkheartFirebringer reviews
'On the other hand, he'd gotten into terrible trouble for being found on the roof of the school kitchens… But all he'd tried to do was jump behind the big trash cans outside the kitchen doors. Harry supposed that the wind must have caught him in mid-jump.' (Philosopher's Stone, p. 24) What if it really had been the wind that had helped Harry that day, rather than his magic?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,955 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
Discord by Riddelly reviews
Dean Winchester has fought vampires, killed witches, battled werewolves, and slaughtered ghouls, all without a second thought. Nobody, least of all himself, would expect him to be so apparently helpless when confronted with the Easter Bunny.
Crossover - Supernatural & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Complete
Life is like a Boat by Guntz reviews
19-year-old Reuben, a young fisherman about to leave home, takes one last job to help his harbor town. Then a great storm at sea whisks him away and into a strange world where strong pirates rule the vast blue ocean, and the only person he can depend on for help is a boy in a straw hat... Not the normal OC falls into OP fic! :D
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,487 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Luffy, Straw Hats P., OC
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
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The Way of the Vanilla One reviews
There wasn't some great destiny for her future, nor a tangled web of tragedy for her past. She was just a teenager who did volunteer work and insincerely grumbled when her hands were so caked with charcoal they disappeared into the night. But Luffy said she was funny, and any protests lost the battle with laughter. OC-falls-into-One Piece story
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,297 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011
Death, Birth, and Other Related Annoyances reviews
"One of the stupidest ways to die has to be tripping on a dog." Arai Yuu has many annoyances, starting with her death and ending with mafiosi.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011