Petrificus Somewhatus
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Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter.
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Healer Harry - A Fanfic by SalTalStudios reviews
"Huh, not...what I was expecting."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 106,464 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 8/21/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
The Boy Who Lived, The Brightest Witch and The Boy Who Wasn't by dragonfly117 reviews
A single conversation between Hermione and Neville in November of their fourth year changed the course of Harry's friendships forever. Eventual HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,259 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 5/25/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
The Bodyguard by emmy-award-writes reviews
In which Hermione is Minister for Magic, Harry is Head Auror, and nothing goes according to plan. [c/w for battle scenes, both real and implied violence, graphic injuries, and serious danger]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 115,408 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/5/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Kingsley S. - Complete
Teleology by gomez36000 reviews
The bloody war has ended at Harry's sixth-year. Though hailed a hero, he's ready for one last year at Hogwarts. One year of a normal life before becoming an Auror. While there, a simple agreement manages to challenge his identity as a hero, while still providing the normalcy he craves. Haphne AU. Post-War 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,636 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/7/2020 - Published: 7/1/2020 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Ron W., Tracey D.] - Complete
Taking Umbridge by E.C. Scrubb reviews
A French Veela with a vendetta against Death Eaters is tasked to counter Umbridge and protect Harry, Ron, and Hermione. But a Death Eater's attack has changed Harry and Ron. Now, they're focused, driven, and as their fifth year at Hogwarts unfolds towards a climatic ending that rocks the wizarding world, Fleur is desperately trying to keep them safe from Voldemort, and themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,153 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 4/12/2020 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Ron W., Hermione G.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 7,837 - Follows: 2,610 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Storm of Yesterday by ShayaLonnie reviews
Hunted by Voldemort, Hermione and Harry make a last stand in Godric's Hollow. When the Boy-Who-Lived lives no more, Hermione is thrown back in time into another battle where she has a chance to save not only Harry, but another Potter. *Art by colour me luna*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 132,606 - Reviews: 7665 - Favs: 8,083 - Follows: 3,477 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Hermione G., James P.] Marauders - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7938 - Favs: 16,619 - Follows: 10,041 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
And the Wolves All Cry by monroeslittle reviews
AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 315 - Published: 12/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not What She Expected by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Hermione's eighth year at Hogwarts had a plan: do what she could to help rebuild the school, study hard, avoid distractions, pass her NEWTs, and secure an internship at the Ministry. But things never work out quite the way that we expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 8,527 - Follows: 1,126 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
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The Harry Hermione Drabblepalooza reviews
The title says it all really. If you enjoy my writing and are a fan of Harry/Hermione than you will more than likely enjoy these short glimpses into the pair's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/1/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Of Fish, Chips, and Salads reviews
He was The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, The Conqueror; the list of his wholly unearned and ridiculous titles was neverending. But his most recent designation was the most unbelievable of all and most likely to be extremely temporary: the man that Fleur Delacour fancied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/6 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Three More Years reviews
By the age of fourteen, Harry Potter had survived his miserable childhood, defeated Voldemort twice, freed his wrongly imprisoned godfather, and was the brightest student in his year. The only fly in the ointment? The annoying Ravenclaw who thought she was the brightest student in his year, and never missed an opportunity to share that very wrong, very dumb, opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/29 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A One Night Stand In Three Acts reviews
The war had been won, Harry had become an Auror, and Hermione had returned to Hogwarts for her final year. What happens when two best friends reunite after realizing that absence does indeed make the heart grow fonder? Also, alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/26 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Most Splendid Expedition reviews
It's been five years since the Battle of Hogwarts and Luna's fascination with magical creatures has waned. But before fully moving on to other pursuits there is one elusive prey she is determined to capture. The poor boy doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/1 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Dwarves In The Castle reviews
The dwarves tasked with delivering Valentines have always been misunderstood and unfairly maligned. They don't just care about the money they earn, they also care about love! But mostly they care about the money.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/21 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Traditions reviews
The best traditions can spawn from the most unlikely of circumstances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/1 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Andromeda T. - Complete
Sliding Doors reviews
James Potter made a vow to himself that his seventh year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry would be different. He would be responsible, kind, and (hopefully) get the girl. Yes, this year would be different. He had no idea...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,082 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 12/24/2020 - Published: 9/1/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Live Forever reviews
The summer after Harry's fourth year would have been much better if just one person in his life had disregarded Professor Dumbledore's instructions to ignore him. And if that person was Hermione Granger? It would have been much, much better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 12/13/2020 - Published: 5/7/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Elephant reviews
Although Harry suffered through many dark times at Hogwarts, it is my opinion that his teenage years would have been much darker without magic. But even in Harry's darkest times, there would always be lights to follow along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/10/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Married With Children reviews
A short one shot in honor of Harry's fortieth birthday. In my opinion Harry's ideal birthday at that age would be extremely underwhelming to an outsider but Harry always did seem to defy the public's expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/11/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Learn To Fly reviews
Gabrielle Delacour was a fan of two things: Quidditch and Harry Potter. This is the story of how her two passions helped two Tri Wizard Champions find their way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 234 - Published: 9/28/2020 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Paradigm Shift reviews
We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,780 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 10/8/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Best Kind Of Weird reviews
It has been eight hours since Harry was dragged out of Potions for the Wand Weighing Ceremony and he hasn't been heard from since. What is the reason for Harry's mysterious vanishing act? Will Hermione survive the wait?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 225 - Published: 5/14/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Importance of Intent: After the Credits reviews
This is a compilation of one shots inspired by my story Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent. If you enjoyed that story and would like to read more than you've come to the right place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,905 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 3/20/2020 - Published: 3/12/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 6,098 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
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