E.Mahiru
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Poll: Does anyone else think that Ed's circle-drawing abilities as a child were so advanced almost as to be uhh...I donno, unrealistic? XD Vote Now!
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Joined 10-13-06, id: 1149221, Profile Updated: 06-12-09
Author has written 14 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, X-overs, Inuyasha, Naruto, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Torchwood.

If anyone's wondering why all my story summaries contain the word "GORGONZOLA", it is a special word that I now use so that readers can search my stories more easily. As for what it actually is, it's a kind of blue-veined cheese from Italy.


We the people of The Hagaren Nation

do solemly swear

to try our damndest

to work FMA & FMA symbolism

into every aspect of our daily lives

by - FMA Icon


DEAR FULLMETAL MUFFINS: I want to reply to your reviews, but I cannot. Alas. For I do appreciate them and wish to thank you.

I actually even had something to say about one of them: I was going to say that I had fun throwing in Roy's brother, and that it was funny because it has taken me so long to write this story that I forgot Roy had a brother, and then recently referred to it again in a (not yet posted) chapter. I wonder if anyone else will remember Roy's brother by the time it gets posted. hehehe.


In the middle of writing a point-by-point comparison essay for my high school English class, I checked my email and found a wonderful review waiting to be replied to. I clicked the reply to button, and when I was finished, decided to look over some of my previous reviews to make me happy.

What I found was that fanfiction has been converted into one of those sites with an obsession over icon photos. I didn't really mind when the icon photo appeared on fanfiction profiles, because it made them more colorful and it didn't really get in the way of the profile itself. But now with icons appearing everywhere in tiny, hard-to-look-at thumbnail images which take up too much screen space and distract by flashing and looking weird in thumbnail size, fanfiction has become ONE OF THOSE SITES. I like having a cute picture of myself on my Facebook profile as much as the next person. But FanFiction.net has always been about the writing. Plain black and white text, no special effects. Not a lot of little ad-on programs and functions. As it's being renovated recently, I find myself detesting it more and more. I loved the simple layout I've grown used to over the past three years. I saw very little lacking. Now I see a visually displeasing layout combined with that annoying obsession over icon photos that I used to be able to escape on fanfiction. Why do we have to have a picture?! Since when was a penname no longer sufficient for the amount of self-expression needed? FanFiction is all about expressing yourself in your writing! It's the simple text, the artistry of the language, that's important here! I feel as if my safe little haven is being encroached upon by the addition of this feature. Now everyone has to find and display a cool, cute new icon. It has to represent us somehow. Be from our favorite fandom, display, in large stylish font, a message we adore. Anyone who neglects to upload an icon is subconsciously branded as an outsider, someone who must be socially inept.

The concept truly bothers me, although I return to my original statement that the worst thing about them is they take up too much space without being visible when you're trying to look through your reviews.


Favorite Story of the Month: Adventures in Babysitting by nochick-fics

Favorite one-shot of...undetermined period of time: I Knew, by possessed by the anime


Small gift that I would like to recieve most: Sheets of very small, shiny stickers.


Favourite Quotes:"Faith makes it possible, not easy." -A sign I saw somewhere in town

"At night? No, I been sleepin' at night too." -Yukari Tanizaki, Azumanga Daioh

"Whoaa!! Wind pressure! Wind pressure!!" -Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist (book one on the train)

"Look at me Rose..." -Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist

"Whoa! Tornado in the cheap seats!" Darres, Vampire Game

"A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Soy sauce is a flying substance." -My sister

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." -Shakespeare

" Logic is logic. That's all I'll say." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

"I just remembered this guy I don't like." -Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist (Book 3 inside Lab 5)

"Don't you ever make an ass out of me again." -Barry the Chopper, FullMetal Alchemist Volume 10

"If you have ever seen someone covered in icing, you can guess that they pissed someone off badly enough to deserve it. If you have ever seen the colonel covered in icing, you can be sure it was from a crack at Ed's height." - AngylLayDying from her story Bringing the Puppy Home, DEFINITELY worth reading!

"The Earth. Has become. A hostile environment." -Blue Gender Commercial

"The first draft of anything is shit." -Ernest Hemingway

"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." -Ernest Hemingway

"I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?" -Ernest Hemingway

"Tofu is NOT a flying substance...It crawls." -Me, after contemplating sister's quote (above).

"The day I follow that morally bankrupt Colonel with a God complex will be the day I do a successful human transmutation. Besides, his ego needs to be shot down once in a while," -Edward Elric, from 'A Trial of Sin by CCD' Awesome fanfic!

"Oy! I am a prefect and if one more snowball hits this window- OUCH!" -Ron Weasly, HP and the Order of the Pheonix

"Point is, people, don't get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking he's out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to." -Lee Jordan, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"Piertotum- oh, for heaven's sake, Filch, not now-"

"Students out of bed!! Students in the corridors!"

"They're supposed to be, you blithering idiot! Now go and do something constructive!! Find Peeves!"

"P-Peeves?" stammered Filch as though he had never heard the name before.

"Yes, Peeves, you fool, Peeves! Haven't you been complaining about him for a quarter of a century? Go and fetch him, at once!"

-Professor McGonagall and Argus Filch, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"You're supposed to eat poison mushrooms on a full stomach, right?" -Sister

"If your actions speak louder than words, you're not yelling loud enough," -Stephen Colbert


If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this to your profile

eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (Go julstimes2!!)

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 percent either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, julstimes2, E.Mahiru

If you like taking pictures of absolutely anything, put this thingum into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

People who say that anything is possible have never tried to slam a revolving door.

Manga: my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to manga, how can you possibly afford drugs?

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

(I got this from CharmedFullMetalAvatar, go check out his profile!!)

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you just wasted time in your life you'll never get back by reading this profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL,CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL, CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (as in if-someone-else-touches-it-they-die obsessive) copy this into your profile.

Go ahead, honk. If I can hear you, you're in range.

Ishvarlan Dictionary:

Kelin Rae Karn: What is his name?

Kelin : What

Rae : Name

Karn : Dove

Hassa : Welcome

Rae el nan : The name is a good one

Nan : Good, positive

el : That one, specific- the one of which you speak

Vema : Damn

Paeki : Shit

Dolom fi Kane : Son of a dog

Dolom : Son

fi : of, from

Kane : Dog

Poppo : Punk, punkass, rude word for a young person

Kira : Watch, look

Lane : Body

Paekiro: Shithead

Ro : Head, skull

-- More additions later--

Hey, has anyone else noticed that... well, in the movie anyway, Roy looks YOUNGER with his eyepatch on? Isn't that weird??

Please vote on my poll!!

WATCH THIS YOUTUBE! It's REALLY funny, no dirty stuff or swearing in it, it's called Burger King and it's an FMA dub-over kind of thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Md2i6MWD4I


Go read "Surprise Edward" by I Will Eat Your Face Off. It's just absolutely adorable and happy.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4166784/1/Suprise_Edward


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I found this poem on potterphantom13's profile and it was such a perfect poem, I had to put it up here!

All living things use energy. The amount of energy in the universe remains the same over time, but energy can change from one form to another.

"Tomorrow never happens- it's all the same fucking day." -Janis Joplin

YouTubes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMEMsvCyVHQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N2CM_rNAcE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWQjdYM9yOw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Md2i6MWD4I (This is my favorite!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK94qGn_30A&NR=1 (or maybe this one is)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvwOcBYq9I&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuBoiA2WpFo EVERYONE should see this at least once!! Seriously, I love it!


Forever a soldier, forever trying to protect her colonel... from the world and from himself. -of Hawkeye, a line from Mistakes by Sevlow

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Bury It Forward by KawasakiTriple reviews
Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 460,881 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
Underneath It All by Onyxlight reviews
Roy finds out he is the last to know anything about everything & tries to come to grips with the fact he has no knowledge of Ed as a person. Wanting to be blind no longer, he's going to make it a point to notice what Ed is into. Yaoi HavocEd, RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,865 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Adventures in Babysitting by nochick-fics reviews
Sixteen-year-old Roy Mustang has his work cut out for him when he takes a job babysitting the well-known and much-feared local hellions, otherwise known as the Elric brothers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,378 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Stuttering Toward Ecstasy by Potions for Foxes reviews
Edward Elric is a fairly normal high school student who happens to be utterly and completely terrified of public speaking. However, unlike most high schoolers, his fear isn't irrational. You see, Edward Elric stutters. Especially when people watch him. (last update guys)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,650 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Bringing The Puppy Home by AngylLayDying reviews
Sadness. Panic. Stress. Poison. When Roy volunteers to take a critically ill Edward home, does he know what he's getting himself into? RoyxEd Yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 157,759 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
By Chance or Changing Course by Arktos reviews
Roy finally managed to get that break he always wanted, though a trek through a fierce blizzard carrying a feverish, blind Ed wasn’t what he’d had in mind... -Parental!RoyEd- -BASED ON ORIGINAL ANIME-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,605 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Vocalize by Deltana reviews
With a lacking family life and a new arrival in town Edward finds himself daring for someone to believe in again. RoyEd: AU This story is in the process of a re-write.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,882 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Random FMA drabbles by ZaKai reviews
Drabble 13: Roy decides to "get away from it all," at least for a short time. :Gen, light humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Roy M.
Lift by Raccoons and Pandas reviews
This is a series of drabbles-oneshots all involving lifting a certain person. And it was inspired by a random idea in the middle of student mass. Random strange endings ahead. Warning: Tissue-related content ahead! & Chapter 20 is slightly random...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
And I Won't Let Go by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Some Parental RoyEd, no yaoi. Edward Elric, suicidal? Surely not....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Babylon by BeautifulFiction reviews
Two years after retrieving his brother's body from the Gate, Edward Elric is still paying the price. Will his debt ever be repaid, or will it finally cost him everything? RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 268,304 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Healing Hurts by Shadow Danzer reviews
Tsume gave a low growl in warning before his hand grabbed the ruff of my fur, pulling me close. Then I was human again and his mouth met mine - toboeXtsume, SLASH - For Shelly - M for a VERY good reason -
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Toboe, Tsume - Complete
Escaping Yesterday by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
.AU. For some, the past is more important than for others. Envy, Ed and Al Elric know this better than most- but the past isn’t what it seems, and not everything is black and white. When a figure from long ago returns, the only option left is to run...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,103 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Remember by silkendreammaid reviews
It's been five years since Edward Elric went through the Gate. Now comes a young man with a remarkable likeness. RoyEd. Chapter 9: “Is this some kind of joke?”
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,008 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Importance of Wearing Shoes by Merkswinter reviews
Edward Elric has an unfortunate collision with Colonel Mustang’s desk. Roy is left to deal with the consequences...poor man. RoyxEd MxM Yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Hundred Different Ways by Arathe reviews
When Roy took his hands and asked why he kept pushing him away, Ed realized that he had no answer. Roy/Ed in twenty-five sentences.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Like Heroin by TheQueenOfMediocrity reviews
Roy and Ed...two addicts addicted to each other.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Candor by Skydark reviews
The truth hurts. RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,948 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Swallowed by lies by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
SEQUEL TO PR Ed's personality has changed and Roy's having a hard time accepting it. His drinking habits start coming back and the military notices that with Ed they can pull Roy around. When Hohenheim steps in, they're in a mess. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Prove Yourself by reflecting reviews
RoyEd Being called a child, and kissed but denied another, what will Ed do? Especially when given a mission to find the ones attacking the military, and Roy. But is it really the military they're after?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,479 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - [Edward E., Roy M.]
Brownie Points and Wedding Bells by Kurissyma san Tybalt reviews
Roy and Riza's families have arranged for them to be married and Riza's somewhat resigned to the fact... but that doesn't mean she can't tidy him up a little first, does it? There's only just a month left for Riza to groom him into a man worthy of her love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - [Riza H., Roy M.]
Snapshot by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
A snapshot in time of a day for Maes Hughes and his family. Father-daughter fluff, MaesxGracia fluff and general cuteness. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Maes H., Elysia H. - Complete
A Painful Duty by Arkham Insanity reviews
Roy Mustangs POV The Colonel finds himself in an unpleasant situation having to discipline Edward Elric. A very strong parental fic. with a very distraught Roy, who is not enjoying his task of correcting this particular subordinate::contains spanking::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fractured by Arathe reviews
A series of music-inspired drabbles; several of which are Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Remembrance by Arathe reviews
Alphonse's grandson discovers an old photo in the attic, bringing back bittersweet memories.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Bittersweet Moments by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
--Parental!RoyEd Oneshots-- Colonel Mustang likes to catch the rare moments when the Fullmetal Alchemist acts like a child, whether he's throwing a tantrum or cowering from a storm in Mustang's office. --Bonding; Fluff--
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
SunKissed Flakes by Momma Mustang reviews
[RoyEd] A little kitten, abandoned in the snow, found by an unlikely officer. [CHRISTMAS FIC FOR GREED]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,588 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Flood by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
One hundred words on the relationship between the Elric Brothers. - Edward is a flood, and Alphonse is the floodgate.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Paperwork by Sora Livana reviews
Children played happily amongst themselves and yet, on this glorious day, Colonel Roy Mustang was stuck inside doing paperwork. Again. Parental RoyxEd with slightly bad language... Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Dorsalgia by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
--Oneshot.-- In Which Colonel Mustang Discovers A Relief For Back Pain In The Form Of A Diminutive Blond Twelve-Year-Old With Platform Boots. --Parental!RoyEd If You Squint And Tilt Your Head To One Side.--
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Another Run of Events Ed2008 by 0-mirage-0 reviews
2008 Edition. The mission is to infiltrate a school and who better than Fullmetal. With Roy posing as the father, and Alphonse back at Central, Ed's mission/school pressure makes parental Roy realize he might not be acting, and Ed realize it's okay to find a shoulder to lean on. -Rewritten and Reposted in 2012-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,375 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher by Skydark reviews
My very first fanfic, written in 2005. Overall NC-17. Yaoi. Humor, Angst, Fluff, Plot. RoyxEd. Alchemy, the military and hormones; not a good mix in anyone's book.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,236 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Suprise, Edward! by Beadedlady reviews
Ed gets a little suprise from winry one day at work. His day isnt gonna be boring anymore!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Dates by Arathe reviews
Ed bets Roy that he can find him a girl by the end of the month. Many unfortunate encounters ensue. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Giving Up the Ghost by Alchemist Experiment reviews
Havoc hadn't realized the date, hadn't paid attention to the subdued feel of the office on that day. But the look on Mustang's face told him everything he needed to know. RoyxHavoc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Roy M., Jean H. - Complete
Photographs by Tia Ordona 23 reviews
He stamps his leg, sending a cramp up the cold metal and earning the stares of many of the military workers in the hall. But his mind is a million miles away, with his friends, his brother, and the snow. ONESHOT, NONYAOI Roy and Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Quick and the Fed by Skydark reviews
Best use of lunch time ever. RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Chicken Sandwich by ZaKai reviews
Ed is very passionate... just, not about what Roy wants him to be passionate about. ::RoyEd, Yaoi, Humor, Oneshot::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
And Baby Makes Three by Arathe reviews
The baby decides to interrupt bickering parents. Roy/Ed Mpreg
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Gloves by xfacexthisx reviews
Roy gets his gloves wet and Edward just happens to be passing by. Friendship!RoyEd, but I guess you could see yaoi if you squint. K for some language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Lesson by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
A fatal mistake made late one night could ruin Roy forever. ONESHOT NONYAOI Parental! ish RoyEd Please read and review! Yes, I'M ALIVE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Crude by meganekko-bomb reviews
Sort of Dead Line universe. Not necessary though. Roy defines the word 'crude'. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Parent's responsibility by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Ed is kidnapped and tortured, Al is killed and Roy finds himself being forced to take care of the kid with no reason big enough to keep living. So, where is this all going? Can Roy be Ed's anchor to living? Parental!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,688 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Midnight by Arathe reviews
A collection of Conversion related short stories. Named for the first story, in which Alter!Roy and Ed go out for a little New Year's fun.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Protect by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Many people's lives turn upside down when Roy and Riza find a boy lying on the beach halfdead. What the hell has happened? AU, Parental!RoyEd, Parental!RizaEd, Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Mind control by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Edward learns a new interesting ability: passing out by his own free will. This new ability brings him troubles, as Roy decides to be a bastard once again and sends him in Lab 1 for experiments. Parental!RoyEd Parental!RoyAl
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 143 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Father and son by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
100 word drabbles I started to write with Parental!RoyEd 14: December... yes, it's a freezing month. Ed's ears won't take it that well and Roy gets concerned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Target Practice by ZaKai reviews
Ed must become certified in the use of a gun before his next evaluation and Riza is the one who will be certifying him. [RizaEd, mentions of RizaRoy, Oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Edward E., Riza H. - Complete
Unexpected Affection by ZaKai reviews
While traveling on a train together, Mustang shows Ed a bit of unexpected affection. [yaoi, fluff, oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Pushed too Far by edPod reviews
They've always messed with each other. It was fun, wasn't it? Ed doen't react in his usual way when Roy insults him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Bitter Cold by Tia Ordona 23 reviews
MY FIRST FIC. Parental! RoyEd. Big, fluffy white flakes fell lazily from the dark indigo sky, but Ed paid no attention. He couldn't believe what he had to do and nothing would ease the guilt.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Reckless by NewMoonFlicker reviews
Ed really needs to stay away from sleds...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Dead Line Interlude Fragility by meganekko-bomb reviews
Read up to chapter Nine of Dead Line first! Alphonse reflects on the inescapable fragility of his brother, while caring for him in the hospital. RoyEd, brotherly love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Break the ice by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
If you'd just manage to break the ice, maybe you'd get a chance to get deeper. Colonel Roy Mustang finds Ed lying on street, exhausted from the miles he's ran for his guilt. Parental!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Growing child by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Colonel Bastard realises that Ed is growing up and tries to be nice but Ed won't take it that well. Slight Parental!RoyEd Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Family by Raccoons and Pandas reviews
God help Raccoon, she's written more parental fluff. For all intents and purposes, Al's human in the fic. I can't see it working if he was still armor.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Go Ahead and Break by Panic.and.Pride reviews
This is my very own Oneshot collection. Shounenai! or Yaoi! mostly EdxEnvy. but there may be others! I hope you enjoy it!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,762 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006
Rhus Toxicodendron by Inexplicably Kyprioth reviews
Duo finds an entirely new and wonderfully shiny aspect of Earth and shows it to all the other pilots.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Duo M. - Complete
A Moment of Clarity by meganekko-bomb reviews
There are thousands of moments. Life is just a series of consecutive moments, partnered with emotions. RoyEd Hurt comfort oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Cold Halls by LittleMissOrdinary reviews
Roy promised to do everything to help them. Now he's trapped in HQ with his suboardinates and little Elysia. This adventure will teach him many things that have been hidden and let one of his subordinates show a softer side. But what was that thing moving
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,046 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Roy M., Riza H.
Shattered by CaptainKase reviews
For a moment, the two images had meshed with one another, and Alphonse was his child and his child was Alphonse, and wasn’t that the way it had always been anyway?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,141 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Not Just A Tomboy by returquoise reviews
Roy has come across many women during his life. One is still a mystery to him. Royai, oneshot, rated T, manga based.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - [Roy M., Riza H.] - Complete
Tenacious Passion by sugar coated bullets reviews
Times change and so do the people you meet. They may have grown apart but that doesn't mean the love they shared has died completely or has it? Sometimes you have to give up your dreams to save the one you love. [Royai Anime&Manga combo]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
The Honest Truth by Mayuna reviews
I've seen a lot of stories regarding my sexual preference and let me tell you, you're all sick, twisted and demented! sincerely, Edward Elric
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
The Bishounen Cafe by Mayuna reviews
Unbeknownst to any fangirl there is a safe haven for the bishy's they stalk. Many different characters from a few different anime's plus appearances from two of my favorite authors on here.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
A father that's never present by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
How important a father actually is? And how much does it hurt when your own is long gone, with no reason known to you? Some questions can't be answered. But can Roy return Ed's trust and love for a father..? Parental!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,871 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Test by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
Two days, fifteen hours, and 30 minutes. That was how long he’d been here in this place. NONYAOI Parental!RoyEd ONESHOT
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Samanlainen Kuin Minä by Jaruto reviews
Sota on julmaa ja raakaa. Vaikka Edward tietää sen, hän ei voi elää sen ajatuksen kanssa, että on tappanut ihmisiä. Onneksi aina löytyy joku, joka ymmärtää. Olen huono otsikoissa ja kuvauksissa! Sorry! Oneshot, Parental!RoyEd, fluff
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - Finnish - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Next Best Thing by Miskcat reviews
When Ed so strenuously rejects the man who is actually his father, who is left to take care of him when he needs it?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Whatever Betty's Your Crocker by Faded Fallen reviews
All base personnel are to engage in tactical confectionary creation July 10, and bring the results to the Inaugural Hall by 08:00 hours on July 11, 1915. Any personnel neglecting this order will be punished by courtmartial. crackfic, light RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dog of the Military by California smells funny reviews
Roy conducts an interesting 'experiment' with Ed's clothes, and has to deal with the reaction... RoyEd, established relationship.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Vertically Challenged by The Ninja Who Wanted To Be A Samurai reviews
"Jeez you're short." he laughed out. Usually my answer to this would have been protest, anger, and screaming my ass off, but this time I just smiled at him. "We prefer to be called the 'vertically challenged'." Roy/Edward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Abort, Retry, Fail at Life by baka deshi reviews
Lying in bed next to Amestris's number one most eligible bachelor, sometimes Roy Mustang had to wonder what Ed got out of all this. RoyEd, fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Smashing Against The Window by Mayuna reviews
Will our behavior end in destruction and our demise? Ed thought as he watched the fly smash against the glass....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
What a father's day by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
It's father's day and Ed & Al decide to cook a cake for Roy! Ed is a horrible cook, so the task is not easy. Roy has his own problems with paperwork, and he makes one of the biggest mistakes in his life when he gives the two minors beer. Parental!RoyEd&Al
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
20 Facts about Edward Elric by Jessi Tsuki reviews
20 Funny? Facts about Edward Elric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Creative kid by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Ed must give colonel Mustang his report, but unfortunately his right arm is broken and Mustang can't read his writing. So, what happens when he puts Havoc write Eds story down...? A complete disaster for his part. I suck at summaries. Parental!RoyEd R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Right by ZaKai reviews
Roy finally finds a way to get Ed to shut up. [oneshot, nonyaoi, humor, gift fic]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Hymy by Jadeile reviews
Parental!Roy/Ed. Roy saa päähänsä, että Edward on hänelle kuin oma poika, joten hän päättää myös kohdella tätä sillä tavalla. Edward puolestaan ei tiedä mitä ajattelisi tilanteesta. DISCONTINUED eli jatkoa ei tule ellei tapahdu ihmettä.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - Finnish - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Pyrometallon by Crimson lantern reviews
Ed’s eyes narrowed at the implication that he was only here because Al wasn’t home yet, no matter how much truth of that played a part in his being here... AU Co written by Grygon and Crimson Lantern, Warning Yaoi, very graphic DEAD STORY
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,356 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Lending Warmth by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
On a mission in the mountains of Drachma, Second Lieutenants Breda and Havoc must pull together to keep the military's youngest alchemist alive. ONESHOT. NONYAOI. Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Jean H. - Complete
A Shared Struggle by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
Can Roy help Edward fight a battle with a demon the Colonel's met once before? ONESHOT. NONYAOI Parental!RoyEd. Warning: attempted suicide
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Pie Day by ZaKai reviews
Roy receives a pie from Ed, but what does it mean? [RoyEd Oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Still A Kid by Raccoons and Pandas reviews
fatherly fluff warning! rated for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Prawns by ZaKai reviews
Ed finds more than he bargains for when he looks in Mustang's desk drawer. [RoyEd, Oneshot, Humor]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Drug To Kill by Deltana reviews
Edward Elric was unbeatable and unstoppable, a hero of the people, a figure head of the military. Nothing could bring him down. That is, unless it was meant to help. EdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,347 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shards by hyperdude reviews
A rose of any other name, and the person that withered away with it. The shards under your skin. Metaphoric, vague RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Subordinates by Inexplicably Kyprioth reviews
Ever wonder how Colonel Mustang got his team? A very newly appointed Roy picks his subordinates... whoever they are.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
A Lovely Trick by InuYame reviews
Ed comes home after a hard day at work to relax and ends up relaxing in a different way than he had planned. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Behaglichkeit by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
Parental!Roy Chibi!Ed Bonding Oneshot [Roy's POV] [AngstyFluff] Behaglichkeit Means Comfort.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Colonel Mustang’s Observations of a Shrimp by and yet i walk upon it reviews
Because writing out ‘Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist’ every five seconds would take far too long, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, will hereby be referred to as ‘Subject A’. HOLY CHEESE CHAPTER THREE LIVES.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Through Metamorphosis by RWThunder reviews
Ed had a confession to make. Roy x Ed Fluff,Yaoi,Lemon,TLC,slightly AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,588 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Taller? by Living in a fantasy reviews
Ed’s happy about getting taller, but it causes a slightly awkward situation between him and Roy. RoyEd if you squint
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
You Jump First by Fae Elric reviews
Fervently wishing that his heart would stop pounding so fast, he asked, “Edward, will you...” An airsplitting explosion drowned out the rest of his question. RoyEd Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Smokes and Steel by Alchemist Experiment reviews
Freedom means different things to different people. To Greed it means cigarettes, fine alcohol and beautiful women. But the last one is proving difficult to come by. [GreedRiza]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Riza H., Greed - Complete
A Quick Pick Me Up by KitsuneSam reviews
Havoc's POV. Oneshot EdxRoy. Havoc's watching Ed try to reach something in the library... unit Mustang arrives on the scene. Rated for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
From Every Street by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
Ed argues with the Colonel. At midnight. From the street. This gets a reaction. If there were a 'farcical bickering' category, I'd put it in that...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Hunting the Hunted by Fae Elric reviews
A bookstore, a State Alchemist, and a wouldbe stalker. Just another ordinary day in Central. Wait, what? [RoyxEd Oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Half Empty by Xenoglossy reviews
A love story told in the allegorical sense. Or, the romance or lack thereof that one finds in science. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Between Heaven and Home by Xenoglossy reviews
The journey of an Edward Elric who never found his way home. MOVIE SPOILERS
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Coffee by Xenoglossy reviews
Once upon a time, Roy Mustang had a dream. Now he just wonders why Ed is still hanging around. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Imitation is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery by Xenoglossy reviews
Ed rants, raves and denies. onesided RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Hint by Xenoglossy reviews
Some people just can't take a hint. onesided RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Maturity by Xenoglossy reviews
Sometimes Edward lets his imagination run away with itself. onesided RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Chill by Xenoglossy reviews
Angst, sex, alcohol and the underlying parental complex. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Hands by Xenoglossy reviews
Edward Elric had thought that he was reasonably safe from the fatal pitfall of biological attraction. So much for that. one sided RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Calligrophilia by Alchemist Experiment reviews
Al was a tactile creature, prone to spending hours laying in the grass or stroking a cat or soaking in a bath.... End of series spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Come Clean by Henrika reviews
Roy and Ed shower off together. EdRoy FRIENDSHIP, I swear! The two finally find equal footing within the knowledge of each other's scars.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Of Cigars and Puppy Dog Crushes by Xenoglossy reviews
A lost moment between Al and Martel. A confession, a promise and an understanding.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Alphonse E.
Death of a Ladies Man by Xenoglossy reviews
It was their first and last dance. Of Roy, Ed and the poetic tradgedy of doomed romances.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
Children by Xenoglossy reviews
The last thing Edward needs is a father figure. (Vaguely RoyEd)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2005
Family Man by Jaelle reviews
Roy had been having a good day, up until that moment. And then Ed showed up. Revenge is sweet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/30/2004
Anime Karaoke Greatest Hits Vol 3: CHOCOBOS! by Xenoglossy reviews
This is for anyone who has ever tried to breed chocobos...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2003
Wands by Xenoglossy reviews
What's in a wand and what's in the heart of man? Can you measure one's worth and self based on a few inches of carefully carved wood?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2003
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Dealing with Roy Mustang reviews
Edward has to deal with Roy 24 7 and things get crazy! Roy has to deal with Edward and all his stupid stunts! Through it all, Roy will learn just who Ed really is inside. Parental!RoyEd Sorry guys, voting over. GORGONZOLA
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 155,611 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Don't Taunt the Weevils, Jack! reviews
Jack has to taunt the weevils, driving everyone else nuts. Gwen suggests that if he learns not to, something good might happen. GORGONZOLA
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009
Collar and Bell reviews
Inspired by a mindmesh of Angel's near-death by sunlight and one of Xander's best lines. A little dark and kinkish I suppose, but nothing grahic yet. Buffy puts collar on Angel. NEED FEEDBACK, please. GORGONZOLA
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Angel, Buffy S.
Stupid Adventures of Favorite Characters reviews
Ficlets! Pairings differ, some don't have pairings. Mostly rated K, but a few rated T I think. GO EDWARD! Please give me suggestions! I will use anything as long as it's not dirty. GORGONZOLA
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,656 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Edward E.
The Cost of Living reviews
Tragic oneshots, includes Someone Else Cared plus Riza is truly of Ishvarlan descent, and Edward prevents his mother's death after his own. All oneshots, probably no pairings Constructive Criticism welcome. GORGONZOLA
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 1/23/2007
Can't Hardly Move reviews
So close and yet so far. Ed regains his limbs but both are paralyzed. When Jean meets up with him again, will their common ground bring Ed to tell the story of how he managed the human transmutation that brought him to this? RatedT Spoilers for books 9,10
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,965 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Edward E., Jean H.
Sunburns Etcetera reviews
I wrote two short little things involving yaoi and sunburns. This story will be a place to put "exercises for writing limes and lemons," then. No idea how many chapters there will be. Rated M just in case. It's not too bad... yet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
My Own Little Addition reviews
Hey everyone! This is my own little spinoff of THE BOOK, written by silkendreammaid. It's a hilarious story everyone should read and this is my own little addition to it. Rated T, you'll have to read The Book to fully understand it. Thank you silkenchan!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
BOOT CAMP! reviews
It was right there on the certificate: Ed had attended preliminary military training camp. Or was it Certificate Forging Camp? Parental, tiny bit of swearing, lots of name calling, constructive criticism welcomed with open arms.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off reviews
In a cold northern country, Roy Mustang tries to forget past tragedies and runs into a young man with a strangely similiar past. The difference is that while Roy tries to carve out a new life for himself, the other has come here to wait for death.EdRoylim
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,483 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
I Ask Ed reviews
I begin to learn chemistry, and ask Ed for help along the way. See what happens! Most of the time, Ed thinks I'm an idiot May or may not be a oneshot, depends on if I come with anything else. Reviews appreciated. GORGONZOLA
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Edward E.
Believe It! reviews
There's a reason he talks that way. It's something he must do. Maybe one day, he'll get up the courage...NaruSasu, possibly a little sappy but not meant to be too much so. Rated...K! Weird! GORGONZOLA
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Swap 'Em reviews
This is a challenge fic! See my profile for challenge guidelines! Characters are randomly swapped out! Crossovers from everything I can think of! Read Sesshomaru'sSaphireMaiden 's take on this challenge as well and compare! GORGONZOLA
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006
I Forgave you reviews
I forgave you before I died. I only wished to follow you to the grave where I could tell you that. She smiled sadly.Oneshot, InuKik SuicideGORGONZOLA
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Inuyasha, Kikyou - Complete
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