CorderoyPants
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-14-06, id: 1149349, Profile Updated: 02-15-10
Author has written 9 stories for Danny Phantom, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Kingdom Hearts, and Naruto.

Hii.

I'm CorderoyPants, or Cordie for short.
Also known as Ziek in some parts of the interwebs.
I am 16, live in the UAE and am a girl.
I have a fantastic metalhead fiance and an Axel cosplay costume (which is lurking in my room).
I went to Disney land in it and met wonderful people. C:

My biggest problems are Procrastination and Blockages (of the mental kind)
I tend to be more creative in the evenings/late afternoons. I'm very easily influenced by other people.

I love reading - And I am rather widely read. So, if you want me to review your story just give me a shout. I do love to read. 3

IMPORTANT NOTICE!
You don't have to like my stories; or even read them for that matter.
But - if you have issues with what I write, make sure it's a reasonable complaint. And literate. Otherwise I'll shun you ferociously

Stories of the Now!

Birth of a Crack Ninja - (in progress)
Based on the idea of how irritating it would be if you combined Naruto's "Dattebayo!" and Deidara's "Un."
Ultimately, Orochimaru has waaaay too much free time and creates plot.
88 Yaoi Free, with little inclusion's of the Author's guilty (cracky) pleasures and 100 Pure Crack.
Oh, and good spelling.

The Masseuse & The Manager - (in progress)
Gaara is the CEO of a huge Trading Company. Lee is his recently acquired Masseuse. One of those "transcend the barriers of society" romances.
Multi-chaptered, GaaLee, AU. May contain hints of other shippings.

Wicked Game -(complete)
Inspired by the song from Stone Sour. Axel never dreamed he would meet somebody like him. But he didn't want to fall in love.
OneShot, AkuRoku - Memory Fic.

Thick Rimmed Glasses-(complete)
Roxas loathes his eyes... especially because of his glasses. But it's apparent that somebody else doesn't...
OneShot, AkuRoku

Colour Me Seduced- (hiatus)
Being a freshman at Destiny Islands Art College isn't all it's harped up to be. Between crazy/sexy nude models, a gay older brother and microwaved mac and cheese, can Roxas keep it together? Mainly AkuRoku, with some SoRiku. May contain side-pairings, depending on what the readers say.
NOTICE: Scratch that, still stuck.

Suicide Call - (complete)
OneShot, slightly AkuRoku. Based loosely around real events that happened to me.

La Bella Organizzazione - (mega-hiatus)
This has been broiling around in my head for ages. Now it's time to bring it out!
Roxas & Sora are runaway brothers in Venice. However, without any shelter, they soon become desperate. Rumours about a new gang of mafioso reaches Roxas' attention and he has an idea.
Eventual AkuRoku, Platonic SoRoku, Potential SoRiku and a whole lot of gun-totin' to come!

Other Thingamabobs

15/02/10 - ... I should take better care of my profile. There are now Naruto-fics and I may or may not add my APH kink-meme fics to this. Mmmyeah. Playing KH Days, going to rent Birth By Sleep.. CMS should feel a revival sometime soon.

12/07/09 - Wee- I'm updating again! I'm thinking of a new fic.. Not AkuRoku and not my usually happy fluffy humour. It's going to be serious psychological shizz, involving Vexen, Axel, Marluxia and a host of other characters. Based on a poem by Carol Ann Duffy, which I did in English. There's going to be theft, and drama.. And rose-garden shenanigans!

3/05/09 - Well. That last one hasn't happened, has it? Well. I've got a One-Shot for you as a treat so that you don't starve to death while I try and scrounge time to write the next chapter.
I have my feckin' finals. Senior year is a bitch. So! Positive things only. Otherwise I am likely to set my fiance on you.

31/03/09 - Thanks to the encouragement of a lovely fan (livefornow), I'm sorta getting back into the swing of things. It will probably be the end of easter before the new chapter arrives, but it will be 3 MSWord pages, to compensate for the time away. C:

23/12/08 - Ahahahahafuck. Been a while, hasn't it? Ahh yes. Apologies. Been busy with GCSE's and my lovelife. I do have one, thank you very much for asking.
I'm trying desperately to get CMS back on it's feet. Seems to be hibernating atm. Haha, sorry.. Anyway. Another story may also be on it's way and the next LBO chapter is on the way.. eventually.

22/2/08 - Putting dates on my updates. Makes it easier for me to organize stuff.
I AM LOOKING FOR A BETA. Anyone care to become my beta? PLEASE PM ME. And... Yeah. That's all for the noo.

Olde Thinge- I recently promised a picture of Axel with a zippo lighter ('cos seriously, he's just awesome like that). So! I have now drawn it.
This is potentially what Axel will look like when he comes on screen.
ALSO! Much love to all you reviewers of SC (Suicide Call)
You guys totally brought up my confidence to write this new fic.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Sugar And Spice by Michele-bell reviews
Roxas likes Naminé. Axel wants to help Roxas get the girl. But when Roxas finally is able to get Naminé's attention with the help of Axel, he finds himself crushing on the redhead as well! Oh, crap. AU. High school, somewhat crack-ish. AkuRoku. Hiatus.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,340 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Roxas, Axel
Heart Grenades by Aleeza reviews
AxelRoxas. High School RP. Full Summary inside! WARNING: Contains lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,524 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Mr Tambourine Man by peaceless reviews
Roxas had his life planned out for him. He was going to be sent off to war at 18, and come home to complete everything else his dad had set up for him. But this was before a certain hippie with bright red hair showed up. !Akuroku! Rated M to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Are We Friends Yet? by Lorca the Great reviews
Being stuck in community college sucks. Roxas just so happens to find something to keep him there for a while yet. And it all started with a freaking cold. AkuRoku. Some Zemyx. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,779 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Partners in Crime by Michele-bell reviews
Roxas is on the run from the law and Axel offers to help him by letting him hide out at his place...but why? Soon both of them find themselves in situations they would never have dreamed of! AU. AkuRoku. Discontinued D:
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,386 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Axel, Roxas
ColorCoded by Jyo-Chan reviews
Not everything in life comes in black and white. Axel x Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,714 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Little Bo Roxas by cleartempest reviews
And why is Roxas in a dress? Roxas/axel Complete crack/smut. Not recommended to anyone with good mental health...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Mr & Mrs Fuksshitup by Summerlea reviews
Axel convinces Saix to split a bottle of whiskey with him. saxel!CRACK!oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Axel, Saïx - Complete
Simplistic by Lolliscythe reviews
NathanxPickles. They're from Metalocalypse. At least Pickles wasn’t alone in this. Nathan was a few feet ahead of him. Their DethCopter had crashed, leaving them stranded in the middle of absolutelyeffin'nowhere.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Anti Ramen by SilverShine reviews
[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Blind by Tomorrow Knight reviews
Jake, Trixie, & Spud are on a search against the Huntsclan for The Golden Scarab, an Ancient Egyptian artifact. Unfortunately, Trixie has ties to the scarab that will test the three’s friendship, and their love for one another. [Trixie x Spud]
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Spud, Trixie
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Birth of A Crack Ninja reviews
Mild Parody of Naruto kid-fics. No MPreg, 88% Yaoi Free. How annoying would it be if we combined Naruto's Dattebayo with Deidara's Un? Orochimaru has way too much free-time. Rated T for Hidan. or Terrible. You choose.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Naruto U., Deidara
The Masseuse and The Manager reviews
Gaara Sabaku is the leader of Suna Trading Inc., one of the most powerful companies in the world. However, with the job comes an enormous amount of stress and back problems. So Gaara goes to a spa to sort it out. So begins the tale of Massuse & Manager.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Gaara, Lee R.
Colour Me Seduced reviews
Being a freshman at Destiny Islands Art College isn't all it's harped up to be. Between crazy/sexy nude models, a gay older brother and microwaved mac and cheese, can Roxas keep it together? Here be Yaoi. AR.RS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,936 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Roxas, Axel
Wicked Game reviews
Inspired by the song. Axel never dreamed he would meet somebody like him. But he didn't want to fall in love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Thick Rimmed Glasses reviews
Roxas -loathed- his eyes. OneShot, AkuRoku. Beware the uber fluff and bad puns.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
La Bella Organizazzione reviews
Roxas & Sora are runaway brothers in Venice. But winter is cruel and soon the two are desperate. When Roxas hears about a new group of mafioso, he has an idea. Platonic SoRoku, Eventual & Potential SoRiku and AkuRoku. Rating will change!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Roxas, Sora
Suicide Call reviews
Roxas decides to take matters in his own hands. AkuRoku, OneShot, Happy Ending. Rated T for Language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Under the Weather reviews
A squiggleblob fic, set when the Eds have all grown up and live in an apartment next to Apple Stream College. Ed is sick, Double Dee motherhens him and Eddy gets threatened with pink undies. R&R!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Ed
What Sam & Danny Do reviews
This is a smuttyfic written at midnight. It's not very good writing, but if you like your Danny & Sam lustlove fics, join right in. Complete. Please review, because I want to know if I'm doing any good. Thanks. Cordie
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete