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Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Artemis Fowl, Pirates of the Caribbean, Teen Titans, and Bible.

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Before anythng else: I found this amazingly awesome site, its a study about human creativity: Lost...go ahead follow the link...

Well, I am gonna make you read about my life ...yay Okay, I'm a Christian girl , firmly rooted my my best friend, Jesus. Can't wait to see him. I live in Cali...and it really sucks...Hollister is a garlic-farming town that is as far from being cool as can be. They are close to the garlic capital USA...not cool...and they don't have a beach either. Um...ARG I stink at this so I'll just go away now...buhbye!

THE Rules!

1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules!

2. The rules are subject to change without notice.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediatly change them.

5. The female is NEVER WRONG!

6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a flagrant misunderstanding, which is a direct result ofsomething the male did or said wrong.

7. If the above rule applies, the male must immediatly appologize for the misunderstanding.

8. The male must never change his mind without expressed written permission from the female.

9. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

10. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

11. The female under no circumstances can allow the male to know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The supreme rule is number 5.

Random thoughts from a woman:

1) One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 LBS.

2) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

3) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

4) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

5) Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

6) Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

7) Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, \"You know sometimes I just forget to eat,\" Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

8) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

9) If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?

all the humor is from:

Due to some alarming facts I have discovered, I would like to declare my thoughts on a controversial issue: Abortion. Before you click away, hear me out. I will keep it short. 50 million people (citizens and soldiers) died in World War Two. 16 million were from the holocaust. More than 45 million babies, the majority of which have a heartbeat and eye colors, have been aborted, thousands by a medical procedure called "partial-birth abortion" which involves killing a child by renderign the brain useless, old enough to survive outside the mother's womb. Reconsider murdering an innocent life that might save the world, find a cure for cancer, or save a life. Women's rights? It causes emotional trauma. And all the little baby girls murdered, what about THEIR rights. I promised to be short, so I won't even go into the economical problems this will cause. Save a life.

Now I DO have a moment so I'll rant some more. Studies are showing that the US population is shrinking at an alarming rate. Why? Many say abortions. Since almost 1/4 of all the babies conceived are aborted, just think about this next generation. The economy will plummet, out miitary will weaken, just THNK about all the problmes caused by all these deaths! Scientidts are think ing it'll have to same affect as if a plauge swept our country...consider that

failure to excommunicate

By: RelientK

It's the principle
it's the issue that your principal would dismiss you.
Because you don't fit into that all-American Box.
That coffin created for creative thought.
It's disgusting his priorities
And how we're entrusting him with authority.
His gavel's gone down before he looked in your
heart. He finished this race(ism) before he reached the start.
Jesus loved the outcasts.
He loves the ones the world just loves to hate.
And as long as there's a heaven, there'll be a failure to excommunicate.
The world just keeps you at an arm's length.
Every week you work up the strength to fight the flames that are hurled.
Let your faith shine right through.
You know it's the world
versus Jesus and you. It's disgusting, their priorities.
And how we're entrusting them with
authority.
Their gavel's gone down before they looked in your heart.
They finished this race(ism).
Jesus loved the outcasts.
He loves the ones the world just loves to hate.
And as long as there's a heaven, there'll be a failure to excommunicate.


-ZZ

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Life on the Offbeat by Re-Ane reviews
Set postLightspeed, focusing on Jinx and Kid Flash. Chapter twelve UP!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,302 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash
A Pirate Calling by Pirate Gyrl reviews
Set in modern day times. Fay Nolan finds a silver coin, setting in motion events that have not occured in 300 years. The song of the Brethren Court is sung again. Will Fay be able to find out who she is in time to answer the call? Spoilers for AWE. AU after AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,959 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 6/4/2007
Tower by The Hidden Girl reviews
While Starfire, Robin, and Cyborg are away, Beast Boy convinces Raven to play a videogame with him. Of course, they make a friendly little bet about who ever doesn't win will be the servant to the other for a whole day. BBxRae minor RobxStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,525 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 11/4/2004 - [Raven, Beast Boy] [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
One Thing Leads to Another by katergator reviews
One thing leads to another when Starfire and Raven attend a lingerie party and Robin gets a surprise view of Starfire's new undergarment. StarxRob and RaexBB full summary inside
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 311,689 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Loved and Forbidden 100 by Sandra Evans reviews
100 Zutara drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Newest update: Hands
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Zuko, Katara
The Hobbit, the Ring, and The Fellowship by INMH reviews
NarniaLOTR crossover. What if the Wardrobe Lucy Pevensie stepped through hadn't led to Narnia? What if it had led to Middle Earth, to the Shire? The Pevensies are drawn into the battle for Middle Earth. Will they survive to see their world again?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,806 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006
Jinxed For Life by mistressmarionette reviews
Jinx thought the HIVE Five were officially out of her life. Boy, was she wrong. Chapter 46: It Is An Epilogue
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,195 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Food Fights and Force Fields 2: The Cheese Wars by Saharas reviews
Sequel to Food fights and Force Fields! Jinx and Kid Flash have just settled back into seminormal life, when the Titans East drop by. With a whole new batch of Titans to deal with, will Jinx survive? *Please Read 3rd Chapter!* JinxXKid Flash
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Jinx, Kid Flash
Old School by mistressmarionette reviews
Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, Kyd Wykkyd, SeeMore, Billy Numerous, X.L. Terrestrial, Private HIVE,and Angel during their school days. A look at the lives of the HIVE. Chapter 25: March of the Penguins
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,510 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Jinx, SeeMore
Murderess Row by Valda reviews
Each did a crime, whether they were guilty or not is a different story...this one. A story about a corrupted Women's Prison with Drama, action and the fine line between Love and Lust. StarRedX BBRae CyBee. AU
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,937 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Starfire, Raven
The Bachelor by lemony anemone reviews
Jade Hex becomes a contestant on The Bachelor. Wally West, meet your match. CH 16: "Look me straight in the eyes and tell me that you hate me. I bet you can't."
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,432 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash
The Fellowship Cooks Dinner by Nari-chan SND reviews
After a hard days worth of travelling, the Fellowship needs to make the most important descicion of their lives... who will cook dinner and what will they have? Rated what it is to be safe. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,795 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/11/2006
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
There's Something About You That's Different by alibi2014 reviews
There's more to the story than a single rose. A lot more. KFxJinx for the 100 Situations community on LJ.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,969 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Kid Flash, Jinx
B l o o d y C o n s p i r a c y: Truth or Lies by amaya-black-wings reviews
For centuries vampires have hidden themselves as people. They have awoken. The humans sign a contract with them, that they leave the world unchanged for fifteen years. But on the signing day, a girl is murdered, and Artemis as a vampire, is blamed. VampAU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,287 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Artemis F.
Official Fanfiction University of the Caribbean by SirenoftheStorm reviews
Classes on nautical terms and language, pirates and piracy, characterization, and historical accuracy will be taught by the characters themselves. Loosely based off Camilla Sandman's OFUM.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,557 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Sudden Death Mode by amaya-black-wings reviews
The sordid tale of Artemis Fowl the Second, in which he gets hit with a fish and sent into another dimension... namely ours. TTP Spoilers semi-crack.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Artemis F.
Chance by amaya-black-wings reviews
You can’t expect to achieve your dreams just because you dream them. You have to be good enough, talented enough, dedicated enough to achieve it." Not all stories have with a happy ending, but that doesn't mean that they weren't given the chance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Seaman Kori, Rated Able by PenInHand9 reviews
Kori Anders did not want the life of a girl living in the late 1700's. So, cutting her hair and putting on breeches, she disguises herself as a boy and joins the crew of a royal gunner, the 'Titania'. Can she have her adventures without being discovered?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,212 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
X High School by Green Gallant reviews
Rich Grayson is a motocross racer, with his friends Gar, Tara, Kori, Raven, Vic and Slade they attend the world's most extreme high school. But now there lives are about to change as a new evil threatens our world. Now the real fun begins. RxK, GxT, SxR
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 176,416 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Avatar School for Fanfiction Authors by Allekha reviews
When bad fanfiction arises, where do the authors go? To a school, where the cast of Avatar teaches them to write...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,898 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
One Hundred by Miss Rosie Real reviews
100 words whispered, snapped, exclaimed, screamed, unsaid. 100 piercing, screeching, laughing, silent words. 100 lies, secrets, dreams, stories. All genres, all pairings. Requests welcome.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,283 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Shades of Gray by bookwormwithanattitude reviews
Just a bunch of missing moments and one shots from the five Titans. Starting with how they came up with the name Teen Titans and formed the team after the events of Go! Warning: was written by a high schooler. I have improved slightly.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 113,931 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
UneXpected by Marina HeartXCore reviews
Robin learns something interesting about Red X. He's not what he...I mean she seems to be. Please R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,498 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Red-X, Robin
ReLIVE by amaya-black-wings reviews
“How would you like to know that your entire life was all a lie?” As an impulsive and dynamic girl forces her way into Artemis' life, a mysterious group after Artemis' blood is revealed. Not everything is as it seems... *Now newly edited and rewritten!*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,458 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Fanfic Burst by Verity Strange reviews
What happens when a demonic pixie breaks the meter containing dumb fanfictions and kidnaps two hairy fairies? Why, Butler attempts to kiss Artemis, of course! After all, in the land of hopeless language, what else would you do?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
When Life Imitates Art by VictorianGinger reviews
An adventure of epic proportions set towards the end of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Five young people realize how difficult it is to live on Middle Earth. No character romances with canon characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
There is no way! by Luthien and Tari Oronar reviews
Caitlin is astonished to find an unexpected visitor on a stormy night. Join her and Boromir through a long series of misdaventures. Please R&R, it should be good for laughs. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,872 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Boromir
The League's Hunt by Alexnandru Van Gordon reviews
Did the Justice League ever wonder if the Titans were really capable of crimefighting on their own?...They plan to see if the Titans can evade capture from dusk until dawn...without knowing it.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,436 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/4/2005
By Which We Live by hhgbh reviews
When a Japanese gangster finds his business being interrupted by Bushido, he calls in some assassins to take care of the young hero. Among them is the silent yet deadly Chesire.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Cheshire
The Tale of Vearanniel by Vearanniel reviews
Not your normal girl falls into the LoTR world and saves the day, R&R please
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Legolas
King of Naught by Lizzy Rebel reviews
[drabble series, angst!Zutara] spawn of the nothingness, child of dirt, son of the abyss... despair and, therefore, die [completed]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,097 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Olympic Peninsula University of Twilight Fanfic by nidhogg reviews
A fic in the same vein as OFUM and HFA: a university for fanfiction writers set in Steph Meyer's wonderful world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007
Upon White Shores by StarSpray reviews
An elfmaiden witnesses the reunion of Celebrían, her mother, and her husband on the shores of Valinor. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Elrond, Galadriel - Complete
Fate by Silent Singer reviews
A young woman from the 21st century finds out what fate really means to her when she finds herself in a strange country, battling society, divine prophecies and her views of life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Elrohir
My, Uh, Scottish Rose by Frosty Pickle Juice reviews
JKF “You took me to Scotland! What were you!...thinking...” “I was thinking you’d want to know where I got them all from.”
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Jinx, Kid Flash
Twice A Thief by The Red X reviews
Wanted: Red X Missing: Arrowette As Red X's success as a thief continues to grow, old grudges brew. Hated by heroes and villians alike, he'll stay one step ahead of his enemy. If Kid Flash doesn't drive him insane, that is. Sequel to Once A Thief.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,147 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Red-X, Kid Flash
One Wild Night by coldqueen reviews
When three of the Teen Titans go undercover at a Villain Hideout, they find out alot more than they anticipated. Set before Lightspeed. FLINX
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,227 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Stalked by IFacebookedYourMum reviews
[Being stalked, Artemis decided, was not necessarily a good thing] :: It's up to 5U3M4R1 to win the heart of Master Fowl! Direct parody.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Leave It to Beavers by Erestor reviews
A concussed elfprince, a bored ranger of the north, and a disgruntled beaver are pitted against each other in a battle of... well, not wits, in this case. Forest fires rage, tomatoes hurtle through the air, and Erestor really couldn't care less. A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Darkening of Valinor by Enelya reviews
Yavanna is distraught, Manwë has a headache, Fëanor tries to fix things and Vána has a speaking part. A slightly different story of how the Two Trees were destroyed, and why the Noldor left Valinor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Avatar When by Supergirrl reviews
This is a list of all the different ways you know you're obsessed with Avatar. You can read and review, I don't care. It would be nice, though.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Dawning Hope: A Day Out by Radbooks reviews
Despite Théoden’s misgivings, Théodred takes Éomer and Éowyn out for an afternoon of riding and a picnic along the Snowbourn. Théodred discovers that dealing with children is much different than dealing with the men under his command. HM 2007 MEFAs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,974 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Theodred, Eomer - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Teen Titans: Comedy Club by RobinRocks reviews
What an optimistic title! A multichaptered parody of and including bad fanfiction, OCs, pairings, DeviantART, crossovers, AUs, Harry Potter, and, most importantly, OTHER Teen Titans fanfiction parodies!111!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,050 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
To Remove the Curse by Siriusgirl1 reviews
When they first saw her, she bore a strong resemblance to the Evenstar of the Eldar. As time healed her wounds and spirit, she seemed to resemble the beauty of one of old. But none knew who she was, or why the Wise glimpsed her holding a jewel of legend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,240 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Elrond
The sons of Feanor and the HalfElven Twins by Siriusgirl1 reviews
Upon their mother's apparent death, Maglor takes with him the twin sons of Elwing and raises them for months, neglecting his other duties in the process. What will happen when his brother discovers his reasons for neglecting his duties?
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Waiting for Love by FantasyEmpress reviews
Norribeth,totally seperate from the movies, realistic:no curses, magic, etc... basically, except for the characters, it might as well not be POTC...probably noone will like it, but i hope someone does. r&r!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
The Damsel and the Distressed by kaleidoscope heart reviews
What happens when an author who hates selfinserts becomes, well, a self insert? An amazing story of pirate love? Uh... probably not. Correct grammar? Uh... hopefully. Some funny situations between the Captain and a slightly anal English major? HECK YEAH!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Only in Dreams by BrienneofThrace reviews
Once when Elizabeth dreamed of Norrington it was with a sense of dread and anxiety. A single kiss changes everything. Elizabeth's reflections on what might have been. James NorringtonElizabeth Swann with some WillElizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Romance and Chaos by ZaDR reviews
After a threat is made on the lives of metahumans, the villains and Titans together in the tower, trying to defend against their enemy in common. Romance and chaos ensues, of course! [Flinx, RobStar, XGent, and a lot of others. Chapter 8 up!]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Red-X, Argent
Dirty Little Secret by neon rose reviews
Kid Flash is spending more and more time in Jinx's bed, if only Jinx knew. Kid Flash's poor attempt to brainwash Jinx to be good by talking to her in her sleep. Better than it sounds.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,408 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Guilt Trip by mistressmarionette reviews
Xgent! Argent goes to visit Red X after a fight.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Argent, Red-X - Complete
Red on Red by mistressmarionette reviews
Xgent one shot, 150 words.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Argent, Red-X - Complete
Temptation by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
Winifred 'Freddy' James has sworn off men and chocolate...both go straight to her thighs. But when she's sent by her boss at Lady Luck magazine to interview the world's most eccentric, handsome and eligible bachelor chocolatier...this can only be trouble.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,915 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006
The Bodysnatcher by coldqueen reviews
Five of the Titans went on a small vacation, and when they returned, nothing was the same. Namely, Slade's back, Jinx might be bad again, and Superboy is dropping by! Flinx
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,874 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Roses of All Shades by Frosty Pickle Juice reviews
Sequel to Pink and Red Roses. J&KF have their HQ destroyed by the Hive Four, as do two mysterious new superheroes. They move into the Tower, where the two new superheroes will stop at nothing to see them all paired up. JKF, BBRae, RobStar, CyBee.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,514 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006
One Ring To Out Cool Them All by MoonlitPuddle reviews
Passing over Caradhras, Gandalf tries a spell that goes very, very wrong. Forget UrukHai, now the Fellowship have to contend with fast food, technolgy, and an unexpected visitor as well...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Mary Sue Productions by Ria Saunders reviews
A sideways look at the effect of Mary Sues on the larger world of Canon, rather than on the main characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007
Food Fights and Force Fields by Saharas reviews
When Jinx is invited to stay with the Titans, along with Kid Flash, she has to deal with everything from boys, Raven's wrath, to a food fight to end all food fights. KFJinx Completed, last chapter edited
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
At the Speed of Light by Kayla Jane reviews
The persistent Kid Flash has taken a liking to Jinx. He's convinced that Jinx CAN make her own choices, and that she was meant for more than petty crimes. Can Jinx hold him off, or will his boyish charms win her over? COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,587 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Raven's Animated Goth Girls Club by General Rage reviews
Raven has gathered the Goth Girls of the animated world in a little club of her own so that may discuss things from their own unique point of view and not be ridiculed for it.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Raven, Jinx
Novorum Nominum by StormDancer reviews
Long ago, a heartbroken Starfire and a Raven who could barely control her powers fled the Teen Titans. Years later, two new women are bursting back into the Titan's lives, and this time, they're playing for keeps. RobStar, RaeSpe, CyJinx, BBTer
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Raven, Starfire
A Day In Titans Tower by VeelaChic reviews
A collection of unrelated oneshots. Embarassment, romance, awkward situations... It's just another day in Titans Tower. BBRae StarRob and maybe some CyBee. Rated for saftey
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005
My Titans Oneshots by hhgbh reviews
A collection of short stories featuring various TT characters. Genre: Mostly humor. Content: suitable for all.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,543 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006
Bushido: A Samurai's Tale by Green Gallant reviews
My name is Ryuko Orosono I am 15 years old. I am the warrior Bushido of the Teen Titans. This is my story, my origin. My mother was killed by the Japanse Yakuza and I'm about to pay them back for all they've done. Bushido's POV. Rating may go up.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007
I Remember When by Araiona Dubois reviews
PT I:An unnamed Maia reflects on a love that never had a chance. PT II: A letter written by Sauron to his love. It never reaches its destination.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sauron
Of Silver and Xs by ZaDR reviews
REPOSTED. A series of oneshots for everyone's favorite heroxvillain crack pairing: Xgent! [Nighttime: Insomnia led him to pursue some interesting activities, most of which weren't entirely legal.][Rated T for safety, may change]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Red-X, Argent
What Are You Going to Call Me? A Mary Sam? by PippinStrange reviews
A unique twist on the Tenth Walker story. A goofy teenager with ADHD named Nathan gets unexpectedly sucked into Middle Earth to join the Fellowship. He's not a Mary Sue. He's not a Gary Stu. He's not even a Larry Sue. He's just a completely wacky teenager with way too many issues. Friendship and chaos ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,548 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
The Price of Love by Isil Elensar reviews
Making life changing decisions for those you love are not always easy. Dirhael and his wife face the most heartwrenching choice a parent can make.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Chibi Epic by PlumCrazy reviews
Kid Flash and Jinx are living together... and when a familiar face pops back up into their lives, they're forced to pay a visit to him... but things go downhill from there.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Blackfire: A modern day Wicked Witch of the West by Valda reviews
The Wicked always tend to be remembered more. Blackfire's story in the spirit of Wicked the bookmusical. Review! Apart of a series of drabbles
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Blackfire - Complete
A Mary Sue in the Caribbean? – Unthinkable! by LadyBootstrap reviews
Meet the most suiest Sue ever. Will she win Jack's heart? Of course she will! A parody of all those Marysue ridden fics out there and a tribute to the better parody writers out there
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
The X by Resda reviews
X. It stands for the unknown. Something hidden. And in his case, something... dangerous. A story revolving around everyone's favorite X related character!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Red-X
The Sacrifices of Friendship by peredhil lover reviews
COMPLETE. Legolas and Aragorn get themselves into trouble yet again...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Proteges by KF fan reviews
Kid Flash and Jinx are still together at the Tower. KF and Robin are best friends. Even as KF and Jinx become more accomplished they can still use mentors and there are still those who would like them to be their proteges. Ch19 Flash Mitzvah & popping
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,017 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
I'm Not a Geek! by Draco Blade reviews
When Raven calls Beast Boy a geek, the green teen is determined to prove her wrong. But no plan goes off without a hitch...Draco Blade's back, people! W00t! Please R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Diamond of Ohio by July 47th reviews
I DID NOT,' I screamed, whirling around to face them, 'FALL ASLEEP WITH HAIRY...FRIGGIN...FEET! LOOK' I hopped to one foot and showed them all the horrid abominable monstrosity.' What might actually happen if a 21st century girl woke up as a hobbit...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Peregrin T.
Unlikely Turn by robbiepoo2341 reviews
In this sequel to Unlikely Mission, Robin must face his greatest enemy: himself. Meanwhile, Red X returns to find that all the responsibility has suddenly been thrust on him, something he is not used to. A fair warning: much shipping of various sorts.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,731 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Red-X, Robin
Yo ho! by Captain Kisa reviews
Having spilled lemonade on her DVD player, Victoria suddenly finds herself sucked into Pirates of the Caribbean. Will the selfproclaimed voodoo pristess be able to survive the cheating, swashbuckling ways of pirates? No pairings.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006
The Princess Diaries: The Pirate Queen by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
POTCPrincess DiariesMonk crossover: JackOC romance! Defective detective Adrian Monk has been called in by Queen Mia of Genovia to solve an unusual mystery involving secret societies, hidden rooms, pirates, passion, treasure, murder and Capt. Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,669 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Hopeful All the Same by EE's Skysong reviews
Auish. Smellerbee reflects. 'Jet was never as happy as when he had something to be passionate about. I was glad that he was before everything fell apart.' Longerbee, implied Kataang and Jetara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
Life In The Fast Lane Seems So Slow by The Red X reviews
A short oneshot story about a single day in the life of Kid Flash... Inform your therapist.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Kid Flash - Complete
All's Fair in Love and Stakeouts by Frosty Pickle Juice reviews
“Excuse me, but I’m meeting someone here.” She said. The boy snapped his head up. “I know.” She grimaced, halfsnarling. “It wasn’t you.” JKF
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Pairing Do's and Don'ts by ParaibaOcean reviews
Before you submit that pairing fanfic, come and see what people don't want to see and what they do want to see. [Not meant to bash anyone's fanfic!] It's rated for safety, not for horrible language, but for the themes that are implied.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006
Blind Date by xX.Padfoot.Xx reviews
Wally doesn’t know what he’s in for when he realizes he needs to be married before his 24th birthday, and is set up on blind dates. Little does he know the sassy pink eyed waitress is more than she seems.KFJinx By xX.Padfoot.Xx and fanficprincess101
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Kid Flash, Jinx
The Mysteries of the Cabbage Merchant by Jesus.Lives reviews
Who is the mysterious Cabbage Merchant? Is his stalking the Aang gang merely coincidence? Has a new ship been created Aang X Cabbage Merchant? And why does he love cabbages so much? We explore. For Mormon Maiden.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Aang, Bumi
This Little Getaway by Calamol reviews
No matter how ill she makes me feel. Jinx X Kid Flash. The aftermath of Lightspeed. First attempt of JxKF, be gentle. R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,096 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash
Only a Scratch by Erestor reviews
Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Trouble AFTER Toyko by Jesus.Lives reviews
BB wants Raven to help him organize his fangirl pictures after their trip to Toyko. Needless to say... Raven just wants to relax after a harrowing vacation. Who will get their way? BBXRAE ALL THE WAY!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
Everything You Want by Jesus.Lives reviews
Songfic to Vertical Horizon. Satan will never get it. Everything He wants, is everything he will never accept... and nobody knows why.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
If We Are The Body by Green Gallant reviews
A young girl in a new town walks into the local church on Sunday morning, but how will they react to her. And will anybody stand up for her? Inspired and based on the song by Casting Crowns.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Terra - Complete
The UnStoppable Titan by GuardianSoulBlade reviews
Ron leaves Middleton and moves to Jump City. Wanting to be a better partner for Kim, he seeks to better his nonexistent martial arts skills. When he improves himself, Slade sets his sight on a new Apprentice...For Classic Cowboy, please update your fics.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Robin, Slade
To Fly Away or Simply Stay by Jesus.Lives reviews
Thoughts on death, on love and on all things that truly matter. A reflection on feelings of ungratefulness and yearning... God kinda does that to you.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Rhythm of the Rain by DamageCtrl reviews
Rebuilding a nation requires sacrifices. Knowing that the Fire Nation would never accept a Waterbender as it's Lord's wife, Katara removes herself from her fledgling romance with Zuko and encourages him to find greatness with Fire Nation noble Mai. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 251,513 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Once A Thief by The Red X reviews
Red X, thieving prodigy, is only concerned with his next big score. But someone's got X on his hit list. With a rookie heroine as his only allie, Red X is forced to play the hero once again... Since no one else will. Completed.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,970 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Red-X - Complete
Impact by Fire Tears reviews
"Can't save me, hero." Red X has fallen.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Red-X, Robin - Complete
exit through the heart by Fargoth reviews
Argent's been busy tracking down RedX hopelessly throughout the city, but the more she talks to RedX, the more she's intrigued by him. This is for those who are sick of unrealistic romance fanfictions.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Red-X
To Protect by MistyC reviews
Erestor prepares for the newest inhabitant of Imladris. This was written for the Middle earth Express challenge prompt 28: Childproof.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Erestor, Aragorn - Complete
The Line by riversrunthroughme reviews
When the mannerisms of a thief become those of a killer...there are lines you can and cannot cross. A story about high crime, intrigue and proving once and for all that some criminals just choose to play on a team all their own. ON HIATUS
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,065 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Red-X, Robin
Chasing Cars by SuperDuperHulaHooper reviews
AU. Series of one-shots about our favorite super-powered pair. Funny, cute, sad, silly. KFJinx. R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,390 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Ten Guidelines for Dating Earth Boys by Jacque Nicole reviews
“If there is no manual on how one should go about dating an Earth boy, then I will just have to create my own.” RS.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,541 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Starfire, Robin
Robin's Birthday by PixieGirl13 reviews
This is not your average sweet sixteen! Robin's birthday is just one unlucky thing after another. Getting beat up by an escalator and destroying a cheese machine in only the beginning of the day. Will the Titans be able to give Robin a nice birthday?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,468 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 8/18/2004
My 1st OneShotEpisode Redo by Skyler-A-Teloiv reviews
Because every FanFictor needs one in their collection. And if yer wonderin why i havent updated my other stories...blame the Plot Bunny. EVIL! Oh...basically, what SHOULDVE happened in Aftershock, Pt. 1
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Freedom by ocean ink reviews
Freedom was all Captain Jack Sparrow ever dreamed of, but the Black Pearl was all he ever needed. Oneshot, JackPearl
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Closet Negotiations by Rashaka reviews
Empty closets are good for lots of things. As Katara is going to find out, hiding is just one of them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Second Best by Araminta Ditch reviews
Loving Jack Sparrow always came with a price. Drabble. JackAna JackPearl
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
Where No Man Has Gone Before by Coeus reviews
Beastboy and Raven are alone in the tower. Raven is feeling a bit “under the weather”. When Beastboy offers to make a run to the store for her, does he realize that he is offering to go Where No Man Has Gone Before? BBRae story
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Butterflies and Caterpillars by Radbooks reviews
A very young Estel speaks with Glorfindel about butterflies. 1ST PLACE 2006 MC AWARDS BEST YOUNG ARAGORN STORY
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Here's a good one by KF fan reviews
Set after season 5, Kid Flash is a Titan and Jinx is his girlfriend. Robin's his best friend. Everything's going his way. Or is it? [This story follows after Reach the Horizon]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,720 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
Taking Ship by Radbooks reviews
Cirdan speaks with Elrond about his decision to sail to Valinor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Elrond - Complete
Oasis by Radbooks reviews
Thorongil is having a difficult day while in Harad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Aragorn - Complete
Such Great Heights by SuperDuperHulaHooper reviews
Ch. 3 up! Sequel to TDD.Even though she's changed sides, Jinx is having trouble gaining the trust of some of her former enemies.And when her first case becomes dangerous, she's going to need all the help she can get from KF and her new allies. R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,105 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Kid Flash, Jinx
A Strange Business by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
Stranded across the galaxy, five members of the expanded Titans must learn to trust and rely on each other like never before.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,452 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Hot Spot, Red Star - Complete
Pink and Red Roses by Frosty Pickle Juice reviews
Jinx can't seem to forget about the mysterious boy who ran in and out of her life. He gave her things to think about, like if being a villian is really the right path. JinxKF Not as onesided as summary makes out to be. The time between Lightspeed and Tita
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,835 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Wise Counsel by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Lost by Radbooks reviews
Aragorn finds someone unexpected in the woods. 2006 MPA Nominee and a 2006 MEFA Award Nominee.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Aragorn - Complete
Statuesque by Amber Skye reviews
OneShot. Valentine's Day is coming, and Beast Boy is ready to give Raven something special...but someone else might have a problem with that. In response to Furubafun24's challenge!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
Reach the Horizon by KF fan reviews
In the days after Lightspeed, Kid Flash wants to convert Jinx from villain to good and for her to be with him. He'd also like to become a full fledged Titan. Can he succeed? [Yes it's long but give a chapter a try. You might find it goes pretty quick]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,552 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Fishing for Idiots by Meiriona reviews
Girls just want to have fun. When they're Titans girls...This....
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Liberty, Equality, Fraternity by Cunien reviews
How Jack sacked Nassau port without firing a single shot - angry puritanical mobs, rum, sugar plantations, the odd donkey, and Captain Jack Sparrow, the Revolutionist!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,257 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 11/2/2003
Greasepaint by Killer Moth reviews
Captured by the Brotherhood of Evil, Robin passes the time with an unlikely character: the silver skinned, Punk Goth girl known as Argent.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Robin, Argent - Complete
My Box of One Shot stuff by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
Even the Teen Titans aren't always on the job.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,772 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Souls Interlocked by Raven's Shadow of Light reviews
Jinx and Kid Flash are dating. Can they keep it a secret from both their teams or will they be discovered? Completed!. KFxJ
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Despair City by Jesus.Lives reviews
Some BBRAE ROBSTAR JINXFLASH to come The end of the world for real this time. Ultimate TRUTH mixed with fiction.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
A Teen Titans Movie: We All Fall Down by Legend Maker reviews
Sad that Teen Titans is over? Thought the series finale was subpar? Looking for something more? Well, the show may be done, but the adventure lives on, as the Titans face a new grave threat...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2006
Chicken Soup for the Titan Lover's Soul by Princess Starfire of Tamaran reviews
A collection of fluffy oneshots starring the rxs, bbxrae, cyxjinx, and cyxbee pairings. From laughs to tears, it's all romance and it's all good for the Titan enthusiast's soul. Rated for safety.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,173 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
A Partridge in a Pear Tree by Tammy Tamborine reviews
Christmas is in the air. Everyone knows it, but Raven can't seem to grasp the xmas spirit. Can a certain green teammate help when he starts giving her presents for the twelve days of xmas? And what do the presents mean? BBRae, slight RobStar, slighter CyB
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,137 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Coastal Crisis by R.C.C reviews
Holly has been put in jail for conspiring with the number one enemy of the People. And Artemis and Madeline are on vacation in Nice, France. Oh, what a short vacation indeed. Sequel to Artemis Fowl and the New World War
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Artemis F.
The Very Bad Mood by Kiricat reviews
One should never draw beetle wars on Erestor's things, as poor, unsuspecting Glorfindel is about to find out. Oneshot parody. Enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers! by Madame Nope reviews
Direct sequel to 'Legolas and the Really Messed-Up Fanfic'. Seing as writing fics seems a lot of fun, more LotR characters want stories of their own. And since yours truely can't handle that many requests alone, the Fellowship decide to start writing thei
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,159 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Legolas, Boromir
A New Faith by Draco Blade reviews
Raven is surprised when she finds out BeastBoy still goes to church. And that he's an incredibly religious person! What she doesn't know is that this experience with the Lord may change her forever. And for the better. More spritual than romantic
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
The Hunter and The Prey by RedNovember reviews
[ZK] The Prince of the Fire Nation will do anything to find the legendary Avatar, but what if the bait he captures to lure the Avatar decides to fight back and gains his attention in more ways than one? My take on an overused plotline. [COMPLETED]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,835 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Complete
Attack of the Mary Sues by Celadrian reviews
And so his coming also heralded the coming of a new danger, more terrible than any, perhaps including Sauron himself, could have possibly imagined: the Mary Sue…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,151 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005
Long Hair Is A Bad Idea by Cheez Socks reviews
MarySue's long, flowing, shimmering, beautiful hair isn't always a good thing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the New World War by R.C.C reviews
With several nations waving nuclear bomb threats, will there be anything left of the human race? And will the fairies just watch the surface of their planet become a radioactive wasteland? Set after OD. UPDATE: I tried to get rid of all the weird symbols
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,572 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Complete
Heavy Metal by ZodiacFire reviews
[CyStar Friendship] After a fight, Cyborg suddenly thinks he is loosing the human side of him. But sometimes...it's good to have a second opinion.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Cyborg, Starfire - Complete
OneWay Conversation by ZodiacFire reviews
Robin talks to an old friend, one night, on top of a grassy hill.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Robin - Complete
Your Problem by riversrunthroughme reviews
Twas the Night before Christmas, And someplace in Jump City, Slade's been stalking Red X, Oh...what a pity. Christmas Eve brings an unexpected face to Titan Tower and the reemergance of an old enemy. Red X fans eat your hearts out. nonyaoi
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,635 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Red-X, Slade - Complete
Everybody Loves Raven by Magic Kaito reviews
They all had that special person on their minds. Sadly, it was the same one. Spoof on all of the xRaven pairings.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Raven - Complete
All About Elrond by Erestor reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Traditional Recipes for Disaster by Erestor reviews
When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Pearings by eventidespirit reviews
So Raven…you've done it all…you've gotten together with virtually every titan, a slew of villains…what will you do now? A parody of the many Raven pairings out there. (Raveneveryone) (Part II up)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Raven
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Frodo and the Finger by Luthien and Tari Oronar reviews
What would have happened if the Ring didn't fit Frodo's finger at Mount Doom? My first attempt at Parody of any type, please be nice, R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Frodo B., Gollum - Complete
Valentine's Day by Erestor reviews
Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Legolas - Complete
A Kiss is a Terrible Thing to Waste by Miles Edgeworth reviews
Rated PG13 for a gratuitous joke at Brother Blood's expence. Brother Blood has created a device courtesy of Gizmo that... will do horrible things...maybe! How will this tie in with Jinx, Robin, and an alternate reality is anyone's guess. Or something.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,719 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Robin, Jinx - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 6,817 - Follows: 504 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
A Friday by Neige reviews
Modern day. It's Friday, and Glorfindel is heading home early: a study of Elves living amongst us. Chapter Twentytwo: a house, a recipe, a postcard, a Friday. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,661 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
A Merry Jolly Red Xmas! by DeathscytheVII reviews
It's Christmas time at Jump City, and this year the Teen Titans have done a secret santa to determine who receives what gift. Unfortunately, an old foe drops by for a friendly 'holiday visit'...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,586 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Complete
While they walked by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
The Departure of Boromir by Eggo Waffles reviews
Boromir looks into the birdba... I mean, MIRROR of Galadriel, and chaos ensues! Duels, dinners, and The Reasons™ why Denethor hates Faramir abound as our hero explores the nuances of a new and frightening realm: fanfiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Prison Of The Mind by ZodiacFire reviews
Not Everything In Life Is Strawberries And Champagne...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
You Can't Do That On Tv! by Moonchild10 reviews
When Beast Boy obtains a videotape rumored to contain subliminal messages, the Titans to the classic teenage thing and watch it. But this movie ends up having some really bizarre effects on Robin. Chapter two is here!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 11/13/2004
Random LotR by Eldalie-mela reviews
What happens when an idiot writes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
The Mark of a Warrior? by Ariel3 reviews
You just know that a group of men of different races would try this at least once. A bit of crude humor that might give you a chuckle.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Balloons and Bananas by sky.davis reviews
At Starfire's insistance the Titan's go to school for a day. Luck just isn't their lady when they arrive at a science class teaching the horrors of...Balloons and Bananas
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2004
Snow and the Seven Environmentalists by Erestor reviews
Erestor proudly presents the most beloved children’s classic of all time: Snow and the Seven Environmentalists! PLEASE NOTE: This is a parody of all things Disney.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
One by Erestor reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
A Time to Kill and a Time to Sigh by Akedhi reviews
Yet another PPC spin-off, in which the psycho Threnody and the more reasonable Jaster take on the Mary-Sue menace
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004
The Delivery Boy by ZodiacFire reviews
A new Pizza Boy meets the Titans for the first time! But will he survive the encounter? [One-Shot] R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Complete
Conflicts by Huinesoron reviews
The Three Hunters are in Rohan. Then Gimli trips over, and blames it on the narrator...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2004
A Prayer by White Wave Dancer reviews
Something I wrote after a run-in with some anti-Catholics.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2004
The Battle of the Golden Wood by Marnie reviews
What Haldir was really doing during the Battle of Helm's Deep! Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir and Thranduil (and a host of OC's) battle against Dol Guldur.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,009 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Galadriel, Celeborn - Complete
When Tooks and Bagginses Meet by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
Told from the point of view of Merry, Bilbo meets Pippin for the first time (as far as Pippin is concerned)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Peregrin T., Bilbo B.
Looking Back by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
I became tired of the hobbits in their usual pairs, FrodoandSam and MerryandPippin. So I split them into new pairs. Merry and Sam watch and talk about Frodo and Pippin as they recover in Minas Tirith. One-shot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Meriadoc B., Samwise G. - Complete
All For Love by ErinRua reviews
Two vignettes on the matter of love: Where Jack's heart lies, and the dreams of a certain blacksmith. - COMPLETE - Challenge entry for TheBlackPearlSailsFanfiction group.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
The Matter of Trousers by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
Pippin's past experiences become useful when his son, Faramir, is the victim of bullying. One-shot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Refuge by Lady Wenham reviews
Denethor comforts young Faramir after the death of his mother. Features young Boromir as well.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
Glorfindel Fair by Antigone Q reviews
Tolkien says that many are the songs that are sung about Glorfindel. How does he feel about this? Mithril Award semifinalist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Glorfindel, Aragorn - Complete
Footsteps in the Sand by Summer Days07 reviews
Is there really a God? If so, why didn't he stopped me from becoming bald and ruining my childhood? How do you really find out if there's really a God? You don't. Just believe. Read this and you can stand your ground and shout, I believe.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2004
There's a First Time for Everything by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
Pippin compares his first kill to his first cooking experience, quite strange really. One-shot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Peregrin T. - Complete
ISPCE, Protecting Elves Everywhere by Huinesoron reviews
The promised Ispace spinoff from Pancakes. Protect the Elves! Beat up everyone else! Yay!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003
Legolas, Cheeto's, Black Plague and DWARVEN SPIES by Oddwen Floddball reviews
Winner of the Inter-Realm Parody Contest over at CoE. A parody of Legolas's part at the Council of Elrond. Slight Leggy-bashing does occur. (And you knew it would)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Legolas
A boat with my name on it by Cunien reviews
COMPLETED Jack will do anything to get the Jolly Mon in his sweaty little hands...and Anamaria in his bed too, if he can manage it. Improbable, not impossible, says he. I'm not so sure about that, says I.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Complete
Faramir and the Never Ending Story by Erestor reviews
Faramir is trying to read an ‘engaging’ book. Boromir keeps on interrupting him. It's all very frustrating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
Divided we fall by Cunien reviews
Pippin is not doing too well on the treacherous slopes of Caradhras.The situation goes from bad to worse as the Fellowship realise how much they have come to depend on each other.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,053 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The Youngest by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
Merry and Pippin's last night. One-shot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Malaise by Levade reviews
A rather grumpy Elrond, Glorfindel, a tent, large puddle and a High King with a quirky sense of humour.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel
As Kind as Summer by Snowballjane reviews
Vilya's powers are fading after the destruction of the One Ring. How can Glorfindel help Elrond? (now complete)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Those Who Remain by Marnie reviews
What can Sam Gamgee, and Lord Celeborn of Lorien possibly have in common?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Samwise G., Celeborn - Complete
Yaaresse by Maymerz the Mighty reviews
Gandalf, Saruman, Radagast, Alatar, and Pallando. The untold tale of the Blue Istari and their apprentices. Please R/R!!! I beeeg youuu...Chapter 4 is up, please review and tell me what I need to fix!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002
The MarySue Humane Society by Soul of Frodo reviews
The PPC is wonderful, but there are so many Sues and so few agents! A twist on PPC/OFUM, with many LotR character studies and much silliness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Legolas
Bagenders: Series 2 by Lady Alyssa reviews
The long awaited sequel...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 9/19/2002
Lament by Cunien reviews
COMPLETED. After escaping Moria, everyone seems to have forgotten Sam's wounds... (Pippinpain!, Sam the Seer! and Aragorn has doubts)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Samwise G., Peregrin T. - Complete
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
Fangirls: A Hobbit's Guide to Self-Protection by Lady Alyssa reviews
With all the Fangirls' guides to hunting Elves and Hobbits, we feel they should be given a fighting chance...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2002
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He smiles like Mona Lisa reviews
I dare not leave behind this world without commiting to paper the story that I have hidden for years. The treachery, decit, lies all must be confessed. So listen, my witness, to my trials and share my woe for a moment in time before the last leaf falls.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Artemis F.
LOWUASFDo not mess with the wives reviews
Someone is tired of fangirls, someone is sick of having their husband OOC at inconvenient times, someone is sick of having them being snogged by a rabid fangirl. And that someone is ready to fight back.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006
I was alone reviews
Thanks Jesus, You Rock
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
How we all died reviews
The end of the Titans is near, here is how it happened. OneShot XArgent JKF mostly
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Argent, Red-X - Complete
Who We Were reviews
I love Jack...and I will see him for who he is until the end of time Okay, so its not so angsty...give me a breakT for language
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
When in Middle Earth reviews
When you find yourself in Middle Earth, things start to get strange.......
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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