chidori-no-kage
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Joined 10-15-06, id: 1149993, Profile Updated: 04-10-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and D.Gray-Man.

Hi everybody! I'm chidori-no-kage. You can call me chidori. I usually write Humor and Parody fics but there are some exceptions. I can't write romance to save myself so I won't bother. I've stopped writing for a year or two because of my huge writers block. But fear not! I have returned with a one shot and a new writing style! I'm planning on reviving my dead stories by either continuing them or just rewriting the whole thing. Mostly the Voodoo story. (it fails epically, I know) First i have to battle my new writers block... D: they just keep coming...

Right now I'm into D.Gray Man and I spend my time in forums. We do lots of random stuff there so feel free to join! here's the link:

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/D_Gray_Man_Central/39433/

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Sasuke's Stinky Twisted Crackedup Day by tomatoqueen reviews
Sasuke has a really crappy day. It all started with a pancake on his head...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
To Be A Master by lightningstrxu reviews
NarutoXPokemon. Naruto charachters in the pokemon world. Naruto wakes up to start his pokemon adventure, but already he's late and all the starters are gone, now he's stuck with a very stubborn Vulpix and his problems are only beginning.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,482 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Vulpix/Rokon, Naruto U.
Internal Innocence by dangerouslies reviews
Once again, Kanda has to take care of the newest Exorcist - an old friend of Allen's - but he gets more than he bargained for. OCxKanda KandaxOC
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,879 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk
Truth or Dare: FullMetal Alchemist by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Question dare fic. Involves the characters driven mad by insanity, crazy dares and truths, and the high on sugar authoress. Read at your own risk. ANY AND ALL DARES ACCEPTED. You have been warned. This is still silver candle, under a different name.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,885 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
RaNdOmNeSS by Two Tailz reviews
plain old RANDOM story. Kinda obvious, dont'cha think? T cause... it's just T, ok?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007
Foster Hell by Brometheus reviews
YAOI AU; Allen is put into Foster care after his fathers death. he doesn't want to be there and shuts everyone out where it counts. His 'Foster brother' understands better than anyone what Allen is going through, but the stubborn Brit wont open up easily.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,117 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Naruto VS Sasuke, The Rematch by CrescentFall reviews
Um, pretty much a spinoff of Naruto. An alternate resolution to the Naruto and Sasuke story. Give a review so I know how I'm doing because it's my first fanfic so yeah. Criticisms welcome.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
12 Years Old by tvrc reviews
Bella and Edward are 12, they go to the same school and have major crushes on each other. When Bella gets dared to ask Edward to the school dance, what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
Finishing School by ali93 reviews
BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE: Bella Alice & Rosalie are sisters and princesses. They love to run in the forest and get dirty. What happens when they go to finishing school? And they meet the boys there? All human. Normal parings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008
In the Naruto World by HanaNoHaru reviews
The second part of the adventures of Linda and Janelle! Please RR and NO FLAMES! I advise you read In the FMA World first so you understand, but you can read this without reading the other one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto Truth or Dare: Edition 50 by Digital Demon reviews
Yet another truth or dare fic. Cliche, yes. Funny... I hope so. But the one thing that we can all smile about is... no vampires.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 9/28/2006
Endless Summer Days by KousukeAsazuki reviews
[series of related drabbles, SatoshiDaisuke] 100 prompts from the livejournal community, one prompt per chapter.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N.
quality time by Leader of Talking Palm Trees reviews
Envy and Wrath are left alone for 8 hours...let the madness begin! -Now Complete-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Envy, Wrath - Complete
Fullmetal Dictionary by Edward's Alter Ego reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist characters are creating a dictionary of their own, but they need your help to fill it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007
The Blah Blah Naruto Blah Crossover by junodog reviews
Crossover Fullmetal Alchemist and Naruto, Edward Elric is in need of a bodyguard with badass ninja skillz. Half crack, half serious plot. Manly angst.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Edward E.
Sugar is sweet by kikai-shinobi reviews
this is a story about my annoying OC joining ed and al on their adventure looking for the philosophers stone. it's kinda funny so please read it! it is only a bit mystery, it's only in the end. naruto crossover in chapter 3
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Edward E.
Triple Chocolate Sundae by kikai-shinobi reviews
FMA and Naruto Crossover, it is about them going to school and all this stuff happens with them so read on!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Edward E.
Fullmetal Sitting by Deathly-Chakra reviews
Edward gets placed on House arrest. Since he doesn’t have a home close to the department he has to stay with Roy. For 2 months Parental, Ed&Roy, NonYaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Chocolate Cupcakes by MyN00bishEgo reviews
Ed recieves an outragous letter, and yep--you guessed it, ordering him to crossdress. Could it possibly be just a prank? Join the FMA cast on their hilariously random attempts to solve the mystery. Progressing RoyEd *note: discontinued*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,463 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
In the FMA world by HanaNoHaru reviews
My version of how it would be if me and my friend went to the FMA world! This is not to be taken really seriously. It's just for fun and to make me happy! Thank you! NO FLAMES! please read sequel: In the Naruto World if you liked this one!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Who Says Konoha is Peaceful? by Almighty Shadowchan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke find and read Sakura's diary. Sakura wonders why they are now acting weird around her, and she comes up with a bizarre conclusion, which she shares with everybody. Can the guys save their reputations without suffering her wrath?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,708 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Thunder Storms by IvoryWhiskers reviews
Set in Wammy's House. Centred around L, Near, Mello and Matt. Because they're awesome and I wanted to show them and their relationship with L when they were younger, so L is left to comfort the three in a thunder storm. [[Oneshote]]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2007 - L, Near - Complete
Sasuke Becomes A Vampire by Endless Hopeless Fading Lights reviews
Sasuke one night is lured out into the forest by a mysterious woman. After an attack, he is left with two holes in his neck and sudden thirst for blood. Will Sakura be safe from this lustful beast? Or is there a more sinister plot at hand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,698 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Konoha Television: Ninja Island by TheAprilFool reviews
Tsunade's insanity is back. Shizune fails to arrive before Ninja Island is set up! On a horrible cross of Survivor and Lost the ninja teams of Gaara, Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma, and Gai are left on an insane island... Sequel to Konoha TV: Sensei Swap
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006
Alchemy! Gotta find That Stone! by Caspercat22 reviews
something me and a pal of mine threw together lol. its a combination between the full first theme of pokemon gotta catch em all and fma XD. Don't believe me? why don't you take a peek....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Holiday Naruto Parody by InactiveAnon reviews
rated to be safe. Funny parodies, whether you celebrate Ninmas, Snaketide, Youthmas, Ninjakah, or whatever!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
I'm A Girl! Oh My God, They Think I'm a Guy! by YuKiKuRo reviews
[AU] Every body thought she was a guy. But soon, they will realize how wrong they were, and when they finally found out, why is Neji extremely affected by it? [Main NejiTen, SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
The Naruto diaries! Intrigue, mystery and ramen by Ultraviolet Lemur reviews
The secret diaries of the naruto people! What are they really thinking? Find out! Youth, sharingan, ramen! Come one, come all, and come quick before they get me for swiping their diaries!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006
Escape from Camp yay happy fun extra smiley land! by Ultraviolet Lemur reviews
Woo! Everyone loves camp, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,513 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
The hidden Akatsuki files by grifmaster93 reviews
tha akatsuki, between the manga and anime
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara
Camp Konoha by UchihaStrength321 reviews
Life goes unpredictable when the fifth assigns the twelve youngest Chuunin of Konoha to camp! R&R please. NaruXHina for last chapter only so it didn't make the genre of romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Survival Camp by Nask reviews
Growing up is part of any Shinobi's life. But nostalgia brings the crew together when their Senseis kidnap them into the ultimate survival camp. NejiTen, SasuHina, InoShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
How Many Kunai? by Bad Player reviews
Tenten hold's a competition, and everyone is determined to win! Who can guess how many Kunai? NejxTen... sort of. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Konoha Campers by Shadow Dragon Boss reviews
Kakashi decides to take Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke on a camping trip for team bonding and teamwork building. How will this dysfunctional trip turn out? Rated T just to be safe as the worst of it is mild violence & injury and mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,079 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
If You Were Gay by INSANITY411 reviews
Naruto is desparetly trying to coax Sasuke out of the closet. Will it work? SasuNaru, flames welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tomatoes by INSANITY411 reviews
What happens when Sasuke gets a tomato? UTTER CHAOS! slight hint of sasunaru. flames welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How I was Forced to Eat by Sasuke by Ambiguous Cake reviews
this is the random ness of naruto if there ever was! based on my friends wacked out dream, please take 5 min of ur time 2 read and review it. OO MONKEY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Turn to a Chibi by XFH12147 reviews
Neji returns from a mission to wake up the next morning in his six year old body. What is he to do when every girl is trying to hug him? Is there any way for him to turn back? Tenten will help. NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Swap? by Infinite Inficio reviews
[Pure Crack] Sasuke gives Neji an offer that he wouldn't let him refuse. And what does this have to do with the youthful path to stardom?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Koji's Dream by Bunnymae reviews
Koji falls asleep one night, only to have a nightmare about cake, girls, and dancing! As his nightmare gets worse and worse, more and more anime characters appear!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Kouji M./Koji, Takuya K.
Secret by Kyone reviews
{NT Warrior} Lan is about to find out...Chaud's real name. It was supposed to be a secret.
Mega Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004
Yai's first encounter by bennyiscool reviews
Yai walks home alone from the party and falls into a bit of a predicument. Stranegly enough someone comes to save her. be kind my First Fic. and by the way i cant write any more stories now so im really sorry...i may in the future but not now k sorry.
Mega Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2004
Rockman Snippets by Klonoa reviews
Each chapter's a different story, with odd randomness and stuff. There's Het and yaoi hints... or obviousness. Mainly triangles, or square for Rockman. BluesRockForteRoll & EnzanNettoMeiru
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2004
Swings And Slides by Kaya Kyra reviews
EXE fic. A one-shot 'what if' theory involving Enzan and Netto meeting long before the series' beginning. Enzan decides Netto is insane at an early age, and Netto teaches Enzan what 'fun' is.
Mega Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
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Black and White reviews
Two very similar characters living two very different lives, one black, one white, destined to be eternal enemies. Both so powerful that they must never clash. But what if they did…? DGM-Naruto crossover.Rated T for violence. Action.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
To the rescue reviews
NarutoPokemon crossover. Disaster strikes when everyone in the Naruto world got turned into Pokemon! No parings yet. Warning: Randomness, fighting and OOCness ahead. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Randomness reviews
A very screwed up story with the most random storyline you'll ever see.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Voodoo Doll of Doom! reviews
Rivary!OOCness! What happens if Naruto finds a voodoo doll? Chaos and a possible destruction of the whole village, that's what! Ch 10 is up! Rated T for language. Warning:Randomness ahead. Really want to change the title but its permanent. No pairings yet
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,495 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cooking with Ryuzaki reviews
See L cook stuff in the kitchen for his own TV show along with his trusty cohost Raito. No pairings yet.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2007 - L, Light Y.
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