Gemini Emerald Amethyst Malfoy
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Hey, if your looking at this then you obviously liked either my story or whatever lol


Height: 5'6

Age:Yea, I'd rather not say, because a women never tells :)

I'm Australian, and I live there full time, besides this year when i did an exchange :) lots of fun, the spelling difference is kind of weird, and the fact everything is really cheap compared to things here is strange but it good for me :)

I love different kinds of pairings :P

Harry Potter:









etc etc etc

obviously i love Hermione

i dislike ron/hermione alot!!

True Blood:





Dean/Ruby (blonde one)


Emmett/Bella (even though i don't really like Bella)

and some other things like Sky High, etc etc

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break
wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him.

Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
my daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
Be against child abuse!!

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

"This made me cry".."Too people who have had this done to you or your family im sorry.. it was hard losing a friend to suicide this year i can only imagine how hard it would be to lose them to murder" :(

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The Ribboned-Witch by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"Why would I want your…fumblings?" There was a thread of steel in Granger's voice as she played along with Severus' game. "When I could have *his* expertise?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,093 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hermione the Slut by HufflepuffSlut reviews
Hermione gets up to all sorts of wild things. Various pairings, PWP, do not read if underage! You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,754 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Blaise Z.
The Bespoke Witch by glittergrrrl05 reviews
Hermione is offered a war-stake by Dumbledore. She ignorantly accepts the beautiful scroll, only to find that she has thereby agreed to become wife to the House of Malfoy. An on-the-go education by Minerva, Molly, and Astoria ensues as Hermione enters formal courtship by Draco and Lucius. Meanwhile Ron's . . . Ron, and Harry is sowing his wild oats with Ginny and Luna. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 403,791 - Reviews: 3968 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M.
Something About a Southern Girl by writergrrrl reviews
Josie was a smalltown waitress when Happy came roaring into her life. Will she be able to traverse the rocky path for women in the club?
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,021 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Happy
This Idyllic Scene by TrudiRose reviews
Sequel to Picture This. Gaston and Belle have four kids: a practical tinkerer, a sensitive poet, a fiery tomboy, and a romantic dreamer. But village life isn't always as idyllic as you might think. Even a prince in a nearby castle has problems. . .
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,058 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Belle, Gaston
Broke but Not Broken by Angel N Darkness reviews
Hermione has been keeping a secret from everyone since she met them from the first time. In her Seventh Year she can no longer keep what is going on a secret. What happens when Slytherin's start protecting her? Will she ever feel as if she is not broken?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,719 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Revelations by DragonHeartStringCore reviews
Hermione is set a difficult but intriguing case at her job at the Ministry, leading her to discover things about herself, the future of the wizarding world and a man she never thought she'd have to see again. Set post DH and is mostly canon apart from Snape being alive. Epilogue mostly ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,316 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Two Crows, One Stone by chevygirl815 reviews
Happy/OC/Kozik. Rated M for strong adult content. Most chapters NSFW. Thanks to Brooklyn Knight for cover image.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 106,549 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Happy, Kozik - Complete
The Only Time by sameoldsonganddance reviews
What does this sweet simple girl have to offer him, a killer, but the comfort and a life beyond Samcro. Can he change his ways to let her into his life or will his cold heart push her away.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 160,563 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Happy - Complete
Hold On To Me As We Go by hann789 reviews
It's been 180 days since Logan left for deployment. Now that he is back can Logan and Veronica continue to grow together and work through their past issues to stay together? There are big changes in the works for Logan and Veronica's families and friends. And they have to face them all together. Sequel to One Hundred and Eighty Days.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 257 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Logan, Mac, Veronica, Wallace
True Heart's Mate by The Loyal Executioner reviews
GE Samhain Challenge inspired... When Hermione is invited to Ron's wedding, Harry issues a counter-invite... To Luna's Samhain 'Girls Night Out.' That's when things went just a little bit odd.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Salazar S.
69 by Laurielove reviews
Does what it says on the tin, with a bit of a giggle first. Snape, Hermione, and lots of numbers. One shot. Mature readers, please. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S., OC - Complete
A Family Affair by freyh985 reviews
Callie has remained invisible at Spenser since Freshman year and she's fine with that. But what happens when bad boy Reid Garwin comes into her life, along with an enemy that may have some personal connection to her that she never knew about?
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,445 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Reid G.
You Talk Too Much by Madalyn Hughes reviews
"Should I be worried?" "About?" "You." "There's nothing for you to worry about, I'm a fairly large wizard who can handle his own." *A romantic comedy from two completely opposite sides of the wizarding spectrum*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., Marcus F.
Marrying the Enemy by TheLestrangeMistress reviews
A marriage law is enacted by the Ministry to help repopulate the Wizarding world, and Hermione Granger is paired with the Lestrange brother's. Can they overcome their past and get on long enough to fulfil the requirements of the law?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,274 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Hermione G., Rabastan L.
Perfect Light by Laurielove reviews
A treat for Christmas. Professor Snape is looking forward to a solitary few weeks in the castle over the holidays, but when a mysterious object appears on his desk, he finds himself guided by its light. SS/HG. Mature readers only. One-shot. Seasonal, smutty and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Buttons and Bluebells by Laurielove reviews
Professor Snape doesn't enjoy field trips. Especially field trips with the Granger girl. Or so he thought. Mature readers only, please. SS/HG. Post-DH but Hogwarts based. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Thirty-One Days by keelhaulrose reviews
In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts Hermione is given the opportunity to help save Snape's life. Little did she know it would require visiting Hogwarts twenty years prior. She has thirty-one days to befriend the sullen Slytherin, and perhaps save his life. But, as always, things don't always go as planned. HG/SS, time-travel, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,097 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love Doesn't Ask Why by x-greeneyesy-x reviews
After the War, Hermione goes to New York to do a degree in Potions. At the beginning of her third year, Severus Snape comes to give a lecture at the same University running into Hermione. Will love blossum for the two?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,672 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Taking Chances by x-greeneyesy-x reviews
Four months ago Draco split up with Hermione because his father threatened to cut him off from the family. Now Draco has run into Hermione and discovered he left something behind when they broke up. Can they find their way back into each others arms?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Lesser of Two Evils by MississippiGirl13 reviews
When Hermione and Sirius are forced into a bond of matrimony, they must not only learn to live with each other, but also how to be parents. Are they up for the challenge? Marriage Law with a twist. HGxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,453 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Leave Love to Fate by Lenica reviews
Angelina and Alicia are obsessed with finding Katie a new boyfriend to get over her disastrous affair with Oliver Wood. When blind dates and set-ups fail, will someone prove to Katie that love can be more than just the occasional shag? Katie/Marcus. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,260 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Katie B., Marcus F.
MAXIMUM by Severus' Malfoy Maiden reviews
Hermione returns to wizarding England after seven years, what announces her return? an article in the popular wizards magazine MAXIMUM. This changes her life forever leading her on a wild ride and ending her dry spell. LM-DM-SS-MF & Lestrange bros.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,256 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Five Sexy Things You Didn't Know About by Bendleshnitz reviews
I think the title says enough to read it; but a full explanation is above the short text. It's short and funny. Hope you like it. -Not Betaed- I'll be updating each month. WIP! June: Teddy Lupin, Lee Jordan and Sirius Black
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
The Marcus Adventure by Severus' Malfoy Maiden reviews
Adrian snorted, "We aren't giving you any more information Granger. Just be ready… and when I say be ready I mean little-black-dress-ready on Friday at 7." They left... A blind date, UGH! she thought biting her lip... she needed to go shopping.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,366 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Marcus F., Hermione G. - Complete
A Veela Tale by Severus' Malfoy Maiden reviews
He turns 21 tomorrow. He's worried. He will come of age and it will start. His father told him what to expect, but still… fear of the unknown. He would soon know what his fate held.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,708 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The 6 year old matchmaker by sue9292 reviews
Sue malfoy, Draco's unknown twin, adopted. Now she's coming to Hogwarts... but then a class turns her into a 6 year old !Full summary inside! SueBlaise HermioneDraco RonLuna HarryGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Alexander Malfoy by grednforge117 reviews
How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,204 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Going Somewhere by ALilyPea reviews
Veronica has had a lot to think about lately, and when she runs into Weevil one day in the hallway she finds she has a lot more to think about, like why she can't stop watching him no matter what he does.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,572 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Weevil, Veronica - Complete
Take the Place of You by NYgoldfish54 reviews
Portman left Julie and their boys a long time ago. Now, years of absence later, Portman’s back. Julie doesn’t know where she can fit him in…or even if she wants him around.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 10/24/2003
I’ve Come to Give You Back Your Balls Gilmore by PenguinDynasty reviews
Finn gives Rory back her balls after she and Logan break up. PDLD. At long last chapter three is up. Sorry for the wait.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Rory G., Finn
The Overly Theatrical Mr Finn by ReeseAnn reviews
COMPLETE FinnRory PDLD Takes a different twist in 'Come Home' and the time line is a little different. Chapter 25: “Well if you can’t say it why don’t you give her a Hallmark, I hear girls like that sort of thing.”“That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,369 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Finn, Rory G. - Complete
Rory Needs a Foster's by Ang1 reviews
PDLD: COMPLETE Mom approaches. “Hello Finn.” She says calmly. “We’ll get to the apology at the house.” She turns back to me. “Are you insane? Making out with your new toy in the middle of the town square? Patty nearly had a heart attack!” pls RR!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,465 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Finn, Rory G. - Complete
Holiday! reviews
A holiday started it all..and no-one expected it to end like this.. rated M. HG/MF, DM/GW, AP/LL, BZ/LB, GG/PP and TN/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Hermione G., Marcus F., Adrian P., Draco M.