Fuzzy Necromancer
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Joined 10-16-06, id: 1150698, Profile Updated: 07-15-09
Author has written 24 stories for Teen Titans, Inuyasha, Azumanga Daioh, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, My Little Pony, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series.

Hallo there.

My fandoms include Teen Titans, Inuyasha, Gert-era Runaways, Monsters vs. Aliens, and Azumanga Daioh.

I'm young-ish, but still a legal adult, and unemployed. My interests in stories, TV and movies are fantasy, horror, scifi, comedy. Favorite writers are Garth Nix, Derek Landy, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Clive Barker, Dave Barry and Bill Bryson.

I'm young adult of the male persuasion, tall and thin, and I'm attracted to fatter women, a preference which is bound to show up in my writing.

Pairings:

Don't talk to me about pairings. They seem like religion or politics, only with more violent, irrational, and fanatical devotees. I don't "support" a pairing. I view pairings as facts. I like or dislike a character, and I believe that a character is in a relationship when evidence makes that clear. I don't like Terra. I think she's an evil little bastard who would be a nemesis worse than Slade if she had more spine and self-reliance. However, she and Beast Boy hooked up. The show made that clear. I don't have a "hatred" for Naruto x Sasuke, but I think all evidence suggests that Naruto is straight and Sasuke isn't attracted to anything other than a reflective surface.

That said, slashfiction is rather entertaining, and there are some couples with too much chemistry to resist. Kitten x Silkie 4-evah! 8D

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Why in the Heck? by Perfectly Maple reviews
Tomo just needed a warm up for the sports festival. Osaka was just as good of an exercise as any. Tomo/Osaka yuri. Rated for sexuality, perversion, and utter lack of tact pretty mild for M, though, all things considered .
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Tomo T., Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
Future Storm: Teens Titans Central by Plushie Nietzsche reviews
Set 30 years in the future. This story tells of a new group of superhero teens joining together to fight crime in the DC Universe’s most corrupt location: Hub City.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007
Kyuuketskui Yomi by Michael P Hopcroft reviews
An AzuDai dark horror saga. Yomi is brought home from the park unconscious after passing out, and everyone fears she will soon be dead. But as Tomo learns, there is one thing worse than a dead Yomi: an UNdead Yomi!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 10/25/2005
Munchies by DB Sommer reviews
Yomi goes on a diet, among other things in a day in the life of the Azu girls.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Sex Education by DB Sommer reviews
An Azumanga fic. Spring and romance are in the air as the cast deals with such things in school
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Complete
Je Ne Comprends Pas Ce Que Je Dis by DB Sommer reviews
An Azumanga shortfic Tomo learns French... sort of.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Complete
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Heartburn reviews
Crystal demons tempt and trick Sunnydale humans into new depths of depravity and sin. Buffy and Faith try to harm these new foes, but they are growing girls with a new appetite along with an odd slayer power. high-fat & Weight Gain
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2011
Fat Rachel and the Hungry Souls
During the silence of the gods, Rachel's mom sneaks her a message in her breakfast cereal. With the help of a nerdy not-boyfriend and a bloodthirsty nyad, Rachel must win the favor of her divine parent, confront diet culture, and vanquish a minor monster with some nasty superiors and the power of the living dead.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,265 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012
The Salt Grotto reviews
Sweetcream Scoops has an ice cream cone cutie mark, works in her family's ice cream shop, and her special talent is...singing. She hates her job, hates living with her folks, and hates failing for the Trans-Equestrian Orchestra tryouts. When ponies she knows vanish, she suspects a connection with her favorite spot to think. Why can't the mane six deal with this?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Blood of the Earth reviews
Applebloom brings home some strange seeds from the everfree forest. Soon, every earth pony is acting strange, and the pegasi and unicorns have to confront the growing nightmare that wears the guise of their friends.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012
Moonlight on Golden Hair reviews
Look back at the final moments of a Dead hand, in a skirmish between Chlorr and Lirael. Once, Elena was a proud southerling noblewoman. Now she struggles to remember her name, and lurches around in a rotting male body with triple-jointed arms.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Chlorr - Complete
Last of the ZapApple Cider reviews
Granny Smith goes to pay a visit to Mayor Mare. She reflects on years gone past, and the mare who treats her fancy.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Granny Smith, The Mayor of Ponyville - Complete
Dark Blotters reviews
A young foal wants to win Princess Luna's Scariest Story Contest, but first he needs to beg, cajole, and blackmail more prominent ponies for feedback. Will Sweetie Belle help him perfect his art? Will Applejack's honesty make him cry? Contains meta.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011
Why I Don't Make Fun of Fat Rachel reviews
A son of Ares explains how the always-hungry chubby daughter of an obscure goddess earned his respect when threatened by some cannibalistic giants. Contains weight gain and vore.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
WereWHAT! reviews
Were-beast adventure. See a main character's head explode! See one of the titans get eaten temporarily ! See one of our heroes slowly transformed into a loathsome and cute monstrosity! Contains light weight gain and vore. Raven left in this fantinuum
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,662 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Archangel of the Thals reviews
A mysterious force brings the TARDIS to a temple on Skaro, where a new Thal weapon is revealed and the Doctor's assistance is requested in the war on the Daleks
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - 10th Doctor, Daleks
Entertainment Purposes Only reviews
An alternate ending fanfiction, wherein Alice gets her own ideas about destiny, unusual foods are consumed, and we find out why the Cheshire cat smiles. Contains weight gain, graphic violence, and egg whites. Do not read this fanfiction if pregnant.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
The Troubled Girl's Monologue reviews
Set just after Things Change, Terra justifies herself to a silent friend and pays back an old friend, tying up the loose threads in the process. This character interpretation is darker than usual.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Terra - Complete
Sugar Rush reviews
Weird Wally turns Jump City into a candy dystopia. Terra, Raven, and Starfire must overthrow him and rescue the others from his clutches. Contains weight gain, bloodshed, fat, humorously inventive torture, overeating and obscure pop culture references.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,858 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Additional Backstory reviews
This explores a certain Teen Titan's origins and heritage much farther than previous character analysises. It's also an excuse to show of my own fan-continuity regarding a certain people/species.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
If I Had a Boyfriend reviews
The AzuDai girls speculate about what kind of boyfriend they would want. Hijinks ensue, especially when Yukari gets involved.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Yomi's Morbid Hunger reviews
Yomi joins the ranks of the undead, and her friends are on the menu. More horror-leaning than humorous, but not without a trace of playfulness.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Koyomi M./Yomi, Tomo T. - Complete
Tomo the Terrible reviews
What if Tomo beat the world-famous hot dog eating champion Kobayashi? Osaka ponders this possibility in a a short one-shot containing vore and pork products. Credit to Plushie Nietzsche, who gave me the idea for this.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Tomo T. - Complete
The Problem with Pop Rocks reviews
Terra puts an urban legend about pop rocks and soda to the test. Contains improbable inflation, and language offensive to tamaranian hatchlings, but not to english-speakers.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Terra, Beast Boy - Complete
Road Trip reviews
Teen Titans take an interstellar road trip to starfire's homeworld for a holiday. Much hilarity ensues. Posted with several chapters yet to come. Contains Lovecraft and MST3K allusions, some vore and expansion, and disturbing Tamaranian fertility rites.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,904 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Starfire - Complete
Matters of Life and Death reviews
parallel plots in two timelines. Inuyasha and pals face a mysterious threat in a house of healing, and Kagome encounters a new student and a series of mysterious desecrations. UNFINISHED
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Growth Spurt reviews
Starfire undergoes a Tamaranian transformation, marked by increased appetite, rapid weight gain, and other things. My first fanfic, edited lightly. Reviews liked, no flames. May contain weight gain, vore, and peanut products.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Starfire, Starfire - Complete
Team Spirits reviews
Teen Titans and Hive three square off against vampire cheerleaders. Not as stupid as it sounds, comes after Night of the Living Terra. Reviews appreciated, if constructive or nonflames.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Beast Boy, Mammoth - Complete
Disturbing Possibilities reviews
The Teen Titans run into their own group from an alternate universe. They are not evil twins, nor do any of them possess beards. Contains OC, gender changes, inverted Raven, and one character really fat. Reviews appreciated.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Raven, Raven - Complete
Night of the Living Terra reviews
Terra's back in the worst kind of way, risen from the dead to steal the flesh of the living. Contains insanity, gorey death, some suggestive elements, and lots of swearing.Reviews are greatly appreciated, so long as they aren't blatant flames. The longer
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Terra, Beast Boy - Complete