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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Metalocalypse, and Harry Potter.

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Far Away from the Rain by xXKiri-chanXx reviews
Kiri Same wants more than anything to belong somewhere, to someone. She jumps at the opportunity to join the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, a well-respected group in the Land of Water. When she discovers her sensei is a monster just like her, she bonds with him instantly. But will that be enough to control the monster inside? KisaxOC REVISED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Kisame H., OC
Dark Waters by Alara16 reviews
A nameless girl trying to figure out who she is. A village's pariah who will do anything to prove his strength. Sometimes, to stay above the water, one must dive in first. But there's no guarantee one will ever rise again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,398 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [OC, Kisame H.] Shisui U., Yagura
The Origins by Guilty.Ink reviews
"The Uchihas are a cursed clan." Hatred, and vengeance were a given and Tobirama had always been so sure of this so why was it that when he turned around, an Uchiha was smiling at him? Tobirama/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 175,942 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Tobirama S., OC] - Complete
Ribbons of Blood by aujourd'hui reviews
It's always difficult leaving the past behind. Ketsueki Donato learns this the hard way when she gets thrown into the one Squad she hates, forcing her to fix her relationships with her zanpakuto, her friend and her Captain. Renji/OC/Kenpachi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,751 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Renji A., K. Zaraki, OC
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11331 - Favs: 8,519 - Follows: 6,424 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Loved and Lost by SpacePirateGirl reviews
Hebi's and Naruto's side battle it out at Konoha High while a new student struggles to stay neutral. But with more information that all of Hebi are traitors in the end, can she remain friendly to them? Lots of couples including SuiOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,081 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Tenten, Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Right Kind of Wrong by worldisquiethere.145 reviews
Draco Malfoy and Ashley Greyson have known each other their whole lives. And they hate each other with a bloody passion. But what happens when you force two of Slytherin's most stubborn prefects to share a dorm for a full year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 135,416 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Draco M., OC
Black Widow by SchwarzLilien reviews
Her eyes met a pair of emerald orbs staring at her penetratingly. She didn't expect that moment to drag her into a maze without exit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - [Kisame H., OC, Kakuzu]
Love isn't blind, Just foolish DeidaraXOC by Brit-Charm reviews
Fukuko was once a famous spy. It was her business to know all and tell those who needed to know. Until one day an terrible accident left her with a disability and memory loss. Now, Akatsuki is becoming active, and they dont want no one to know their plans
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,632 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Ghosts of the past by Riley Killer reviews
Ari Usagi is your average 27 year old cartoonist, she has her head up in the clouds and lives a very simple life style, that was until her 28th birth day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,348 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Kisame H., Deidara
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Weaknessklok by sillynekorobs reviews
Short, drabble-ish scenes of Dethklok at their not-so-metal best. Some are funny, and some downright cute. Because no one can be brutal ALL the time.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009
Exotic Light by Pikadaj reviews
Gaara is a dancer, a stripper, and Neji is always there to watch him dance. NejixGaara, SasukexNaruto and some more on the side
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
Scarlet Sky by greenteamoose reviews
COMPLETE. As the jinchuuriki of the rokubi, she hated and feared Akatsuki, whose attempt at capturing her led to her defection from Suna. Four years later, she faced the same scarlet eyes and became entangled in a web of fate. /ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,416 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Itachi U.
Into the Night by Bluehaven4220 reviews
A new Marriage Law states that all Muggleborns must marry within three months of reaching their seventeenth birthday, and he is her only hope. SSOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 90,881 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Catch Me When I Fall by Mist123 reviews
AU Leif is your every day high school drop out and starving artist. But her world is about to be turned upside down when she gets a roommate. Will he unravel her secrets and catch her when she falls? On Hiatus untill further notice!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara
Partnership by 360round reviews
As of a temporary illness of the fishflu from Kisame, Itachi was left without a partner. Coincidentally, Deidara was one partner short too. ItaDei CRACK Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Porcelain by DeviWan reviews
When he was twelve, that’s when I first met him.The way he walks; slow and graceful.I remembered sitting with him through sunset.I remembered staring at him as he finally let his guard down.And I don’t care if it’s hell, as long as I have him, its heaven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Cross my Heart and Hope to Die by gaarasninjachick reviews
What is the real truth? Can they be changed? Does he love? All Akatsuki mainly Dei Sas Ita. Idk might have lemons later but I'll warn you when kk. My second fanfic I've posted here. I'm back baby! BADA BING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Striking Midnight by ANNAinDreamland reviews
Seika's friend dares her to go into the haunted Dawn House. No problem, really. Except there aren't supposed to be ghosts. KisameOC Requested One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Kisame H. - Complete
Nearly There by Songfic Misstress reviews
companion piece to "Fecking Diary" and "Betchin' Blog", this is Near's musing in his journal style blog. Lots of scared, angsty, attitudinal albino kid.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,745 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Near, Halle L.
The Meaning Of Forever by Pretty Much A Big Deal reviews
God is known as the creator of everything, what if God created the Death Note? What if God was a girl? What if God was not happy with Light's attempts to change destiny? What if God took things into her own hands? This is my "what if". LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,532 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - L
Azure Paler than the Sky by Her Sweetness reviews
Songs for a Kingdom Now Lost sequel. In their Junior year at Irai, the competition in being L's apprentice is taking its toll on Mello and Near's relationship. Not just the position, but L himself, who is falling victim to Near's... hormones? L x M x N.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,936 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Before and After by malfunctionjunction reviews
Birthdays and beyond. If there was anything L hated more on earth than criminals was his birthday. The question is why? L/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,097 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - L
Difference of a Wolf by TheDifferenceofWolves reviews
Sequel to 'Thatonegirl". Kota/Ivy is 16 now. Trying to aid Near and Mello while they try to bring Kira to justice. The game's a lot more serious now. MelloxOC, NearxOC a lil'. Spoilers for the series. Some changes made.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,906 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Near, Mello
I got captured by Deidara by Terrier Zii reviews
Some people might give up when they get captured by Sranked criminals...not me! For the betterment of humanity I plan to go down fighting! Never underestimate the power of idiocy and people like me in extraordinary situations...! DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Deidara
Number One To Me by enakoritsi reviews
/Mello x OC/ "Mello, why do you want to be the next L so much?" "Because he's the best there is." "Why would you want to be the best L, though? What about just being Mello for a while?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,263 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Mello - Complete
Thatonegirl by TheDifferenceofWolves reviews
A newly orphaned fourteen year old girl, Ivy Kota Morings, is sent to live at Wammy's House. She befriends Near, Matt, and to his dismay, Mello. SlightReally Not slight fluff. Rated for language, and some themessss. MelloxOC,NearxOC,MattxOC? Oh my...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,011 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Songs For a Kingdom Now Lost by Her Sweetness reviews
AU. Mello and Matt are top students at a prestigious art school, both of whom are in a creative rut. When a new student, Near, arrives, the three are pushed together. Maybe they can help each other out if they dont kill each other first. Mello x Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,343 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
End is just the Beginning by sanctuslime reviews
When everything seemed so perfect, he came into the picture and ruined every piece of my life’s puzzle. Together we put back each detail then my life became a masterpiece. LXOC AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - L, Light Y.
Eight Months Ephemeral, In Oils by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sasori had never felt much since the accident, as though the surgeon's grafts had gone so deep they had left him with a cicatrix heart. AU, with art, SasoDeishness, and eight months in oils.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Something like Love by StrangeReverie reviews
Mello & Matt encounter someone from their past who may very well be the key to their future…and to Kira. AUish. MelloxOCxMatt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,287 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Mello
Dare to Switch by Kurohi Tenshi reviews
Some of the Rookie Nine are playing dare or double dare and some uinvited visitors come with a dare that will top all dares. HinaNaru and so many others its not funny HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Naruto U.
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Never Failing to Fail by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
[MattxOC, MelloxOC][Neither of us ever really understood what we saw in those two... except when we realized that they were so much stronger than we would ever be.] [R&R Please]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
The Heart of an Uchiha boy by Nicolah2009 reviews
She woke in a strange place, taken by a man with silver hair, given a new name, and now some dumb Uchiha kid was calling her weak. She would show him, and maybe find love in the process....SasukeXOC, R&R, flamies welcome, but nice ones
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,510 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Twelfth Letter by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
Sometimes, the hardest thing for someone is finding a reason to let go. For me, the hardest thing was finding a reason to hold on. [LxOC] [R&R Please]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
A summer story by ni-you-wo-de-xin reviews
[HIATUS]You still miss him, don't you? He asks softly. Always. Then I see him, and it's as much as I can take. I see the lights dimming around me before passing out on the floor. [Later mild SasuNaru coming soon] [NejiOC].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Here's looking at you by Renea reviews
Set between Chapters 3 and 4 of Introduction XD DeiOC ish COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Deidara - Complete
The Puppet Master's Apprentice by TheElementalWitch reviews
Even the greatest men make mistakes, in Sasori's case it was Taka. When he left her for dead seven years ago, they both thought it was over. However fate loves to play with people, especially delicate people. NOT SasoriXOC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sasori
Male Bonding, In It's Weird Forms by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
What goes on behind closed doors at Akatsuki.. should stay behind them. Jokingly implied ZetsuTobi, but no yaoi. LONG OVERDUE, I KNOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Like a Goldfish by Renea reviews
I hadn’t wanted Deidara to be the one to find her. I had realised it, and I’m sure he had too, though he was too stubborn to admit it. Gin wasn’t coming home.... DeiOc AU What If? Fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Sealed by persephassax reviews
Nehh.. Whats this? A new person? OMG ITS GAARA! and... some random... persony thing of doom... Read more to find out! I hate doing this but DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Gaara
Introduction by Renea reviews
Amegakure no Sato is home to an amazing amount of Shinobi who have fled their village.As a result of this, the villagers are painfully aware of how little it takes for an exceptionally skilled ninja to “Outgrow their home village...DeiOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,915 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Deidara - Complete
Little Clay Horse by kemasan reviews
You were always waiting, and no matter what, he always came. Deioc
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
We're All To Blame by Theif of the Sand reviews
Kisame x Oc x Kakashi.[Goes along with manga ] A strange jonin has decided to teach along with Kakashi, and well as the secret goes he finds a picture of a Sharkman, girl, and a Demon of the Mist. Drawn by the new sensei's own hand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Kisame H.
Hair Apparent by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Sillyfic. Hinata's been violated by a mysterious man with hairy buttocks! Shino and Kiba are on the case, but Ino, Sakura and Tenten want to help for their OWN personal reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Hinata H.
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The Mighty Fall reviews
An existence built on lies has a hard time accepting simple truths. Not all moths fly towards flames, and not all sharks hunt wounded prey. KisamexOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Kisame H., OC
Cocktails for Everyone reviews
Andie Offdensen thought it was bad her house burned down, she thought it was horrible when CNN saw her panties, but she had no clue what was coming to her moving in with Dethklok. Open Oc
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Decode reviews
His moment was her moment, each fighting for what they were told was right, but in the end will the both be wrong? DracoxOc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,905 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., OC
Responsibility reviews
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is short lived and hardly worth it. REWRITTEN ItachixocxKakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., OC
Objects in the Rearview Mirror reviews
...And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are... A simple, sad, SkwisgaarxOc
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Skwisgaar S.
Parts and Pieces reviews
There are somethings you never grow out of, and you never lose sight of, the want for love and companionship is one of them. SasorixOc rewrite
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,864 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sasori - Complete
Ties that Bind reviews
Tribute to Sasuke and Itachi who are brothers through it all. That they can never change.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete