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Joined 10-16-06, id: 1150831, Profile Updated: 08-26-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Twilight, and Artemis Fowl.

I'm alive! In much contradiction to popular opinion I'm sure.

Family Ties is finally finished, but since the posting of the last chapter I've edited the story a bit, and will be posting those edits in the near future. The prequel is being postponed for a good while; I would like to finish Fang of the North and Back Again first.

Fang of the North and Back Again have not been abandoned! I assure you that I will update both stories again and I still have every intention of finishing them. When the next update will be, however, I still don't know. My unexpected side plot for Fang of the North has thrown me off considerably and I'm still trying to get back on track.

Story subjects in the near future may or may not include (you can pm me if you would like to pull for a particular category) Artemis Fowl (pre TLC and with the paring of Artemis/OC), Naruto (with the Naruto/Ino paring), Naruto (with the paring Kakashi/OC, this one would be very similar to Back Again, as it was the original form of the story), Kingdom Hearts (with the parings Sora/Kairi and Riku/OC), and Eyesheild21 (with the parings Hiruma/Mamori and Jumonji/OC).

If you have any thoughts about anything feel free to pm me.

Until then, enjoy what's posted and leave reviews.

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Retaliation by Nixanne reviews
Retaliate: v To strike back. An unexpected turn of events present itself before Isabella Swan. When danger threatens to strike in many ways, not only her life is at stake, but the lives of her loved ones as well. PostTwiPreNMEcBD Rated T for Language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,577 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/12/2006
The Equal Of The Devil by I feel like ice cream reviews
Following along to Eyeshield 21, when Hiruma recruites his team he adds on this mysterious player as another line backer. But when Hiruma finds out a big secret about this player, is there a soft spot in Hiruma to be discovered? Hiruma X OC Edited a bit
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Hiruma Y.
Amor est vitae essentia by La Tua Cantante737 reviews
this story takes place after twilight... edward changes bella after prom and bella is toying with her new found abilities and beauty...not to meantion bella's and edwards's love for eachother is stronger than ever. CHAPTER 11 NOW UP! finally
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,965 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
Change of Scenery by Just One reviews
NaruIno. Sakura smiled coyly at her platinum haired girl friend, lifting the cup of herbal tea to her lips. 'Maybe all you two needed was a change of scenery,' she mused. In which the village of Cloud becomes a surprisingly effective matchmaker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Lunatic by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] Sequel for Roomies. What exactly happened in one month after they lived together again. Ups and downs between them before converting into solid relationship. To put it simply, it's all about relationship...and sex. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,990 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Transience by Annilaia reviews
Bella is a vampire with a complete blank for a past. When she meets the beautiful Edward Cullen it's love at first sight. Both of them will realize that he has had a bigger impact on her life than they expected, and he will help her remember her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,742 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Impending Kismet by L.C.Candle reviews
Bella has finally been kidnapped. By two very unlikely sources...who enjoy playing dress up with her...and messing with her hair...and taunting Edward. Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
Wake Up by Cloudless Dreamer reviews
Ino gives up on Sasuke, realizing she may never have him. And is surprisingly comforted by Naruto who realized Sakura is a lost cause. But what happens to these woeful blondes, when the peoples of their affection finally open their eyes?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/4/2007 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.] Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Hands Of Destiny by Terra Of Genesis reviews
Post Manga Chp 318: Naruto has successfully returned Sasuke and Orochimaru has fallen, however he has had to make the ultimate sacrifice. The struggle is on as he attempts what no man has before, to change his destiny. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,691 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thank You by temari13 reviews
What happened right after Temari saved Shikamaru from the Sound ninja Tayuya? this story explores one possibility. Please keep your flames small, no swearing please. This is my first story on here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Day That Changed my Life by Slasherbynight6 reviews
Bella finally gets her wish from Edward, he changes her, and their lives are never the same. It has both it's drawbacks, and it's benefits. Who is the dark figure chasing them? Will they be able to fight him off? Prequel to the story Finding my Powers. R&
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,947 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Under the Clouds by wingedauthoress14 reviews
A little ShikaxTemari fic... hope u like! : plz R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
For Someone So Troublesome by Maplefudge reviews
For such a troublesome girl, Ino sure knew how to make Shikamaru relax. ShikaIno oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Naruto and Sakura Trapped in a JANITORS CLOSET by Mutant Pretzel reviews
read this hilarious story about how naruto and sakura get trapped in a janitors closet and how ino shika and sasuke hear. AND YES I HAVE NO IDEA WHY NARUTO HAS A SPOON AND WHY THERE IS A BAG OF APPLE JUICE IN BETWEEN THEM! I WAS BORED OKAY?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's Hurts Doesn't It by CrazyGirlofManyNames reviews
NaruSaku one shot Not much to say. Sakura is trying to tell Naruto how she feels.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Truth of It All by Ela-Pace reviews
He said he would die for her and he meant it. Sakura finally see where she belongs and who she wants to be with. There’s absolutely no question about it. If only tears could wake the dead. Then again with him you don't need tears. One shot R&R. My first a
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Cat And Mouse by kikofreako reviews
How do you win a game with no rules? And more importantly, how do you forfeit? [shikatema]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
My Bite is Worse then My Growl by SaphireAdell reviews
Will Edward change Bella? Rated T for safety. LOTS of fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006
A Promise Fulfilled by SaiTheInsaneTactican reviews
Naruto leaves for the Akatsuki, hoping to find Sasuke. Two and half years later, Sakura takes off to find Naruto. Will she be able to find him and convince him to stop looking for Sasuke? SakuNaru New update! Chapter three is up! Sorry for not updating!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
R & R by Net Girl reviews
On a rare afternoon off, Temari and Shikamaru play a game. Posttime jump – spoilers for last ten or so manga chapters!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
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What Happens at Harvard reviews
Stays at Harvard. Artemis finds himself bored in college, wishing for something new to provide entertainment. He gets his wish in the form of a girl with some special and magical talents of her own. Takes place as if TLC and beyond didn't happen.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Artemis F.
Fang of the North reviews
Naruto disappears and the council claims he betray them. Sakura can't...won't believe it. What happens when she finally tracks down an old friend, who's got a very different account of what happened? NaruSaku, writing improves with time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,882 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Family Ties reviews
Jasper wasn't the only member of his family turned into a vamp during the Civil War. His sister's decided to visit her brother, but the Volturi have decided to drop in on Bella. Jasper's sister has a choice to make, luckily for Bella she's a thrill seeker
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,248 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Back Again reviews
Naruto's sister returns to Konoha. As she tries to keep the past from catching up with her, Naruto and Sakura try to catch up with Sasuke. It seems everyone's trying to catch up or run away from something. What happens when there's no room left to run?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Unexpected reviews
When team seven moved in together, somethings just fell into place. Others were expected, and some things just happened. But this, this was going too far. This meant war. This meant...Kakashi's obsessed with pie? Semi-crack, team seven-ness, ooc, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete