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Joined 10-16-06, id: 1150979, Profile Updated: 09-04-12
Author has written 24 stories for Storm Hawks, Gears of War, Xiaolin Showdown, Samurai Champloo, Dungeons and Dragons, Mass Effect, and Niels.

Hey there! I'm Screennameless, because when I was twelve and discovered FF.net and still believed that it was wrong to lie about my age to make online accounts, I thought it was witty to sign my anonymous reviews this way. Then a few authors realized I was the same reviewer every time, so they began to interact with me as they would with someone who actually had an account, and I thought, "I'll have to use Screennameless as my account name so people know it's still me!" So I did.

I'm known for grammatically strong writing that showcases my devotion to original flavor and series canon, particularly with regards to character personalities. I am exceptionally proud of this. I'm also known for writing loads of good stuff in a burst of creative inspiration, then getting writer's block, burning out, and disappearing for months. I am not exceptionally proud of this.

If you decide you've had enough during one of my vanishing acts, I completely understand. But know this: I am so, so grateful for your attention, your favorites, and your reviews. Despite my struggles, I love writing, and it still awes me that people care as much about my work as I do.

So: let me know what you think and, as always, thanks for reading.


My current projects are:

About Face, my experiment in whether or not Kimiko can stay true to character in a Xiaolin Showdown Hurt/Comfort AU. It's a bit stuck due to some hardcore writer's block, but I'm not ready to give up yet.

An untitled Riddler/Catwoman concept. I have the prologue written and not much else, but it does have some direction.

The Slow Thaw, a Diablo III F!Wizard/Scoundrel fic (I know it's a bit crack-y, but I ship them so bad). For once, I've got the ending lined up. It's all the rest that I have to get together.

Roads, a collection of Samurai Champloo one-shot requests.

And, apparently, generating as many Niels & Gang 250x300 one-shots as I am capable of turning out.


Got an idea for a short story that I should totally be writing?

I love a good prompt, especially when it's from a real person instead of a generic list. And when I'm all out of inspiration, an idea from someone else can at least get me to slog forward a bit. So PM me your one-shot requests!

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Quantum Entanglement by Larken reviews
He would have laughed. He would have never imagined that this singular particle could send him so far away, could do so much as to change reality, or more accurately, change how he understood it. (Lutece fanfic)
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Robert L., Rosalind L.
What We Are by solsixtus reviews
In which an examination of scars leads to a realization.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Robert L., Rosalind L. - Complete
Playlist Amour by ElfPrincessKitty reviews
Betty slowly begins to realize that there are only so many times one can have their heart broken before there are too many pieces to pick up alone. Jughead begins to understand that a constant supply of food isn't the only thing he needs in his life.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,496 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 5/17/2010
Gabby and Ken by JoeLaTurkey reviews
Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,390 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gabby D., Ken D.
Amplify by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,152 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Approval by servantofclio reviews
An encounter between two people who never expected to see each other again, and didn't entirely want to. Set during ME3, but no real spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Garrus V. - Complete
Steps by Renn reviews
James Vega has a pretty clear cut view of what he likes and why he likes it, and what he does and why he does it. But the universe is ever changing, right? Slash: James Vega/Steve Cortez. ME3
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - James V., Steven C. - Complete
Forfeit by Scary Spikender reviews
Four years later, and the Eds are still tortured and beaten on a daily basis. This time, however, they will finally try to find solutions to their problems, which grow worse by the day.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 139,946 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Eds - Complete
Password: JEDI by Purrrin reviews
When EDI catches Joker breaking into the Normandy, both of them find more than what they were looking for. Fluffy Joker/EDI oneshot, spoilers for Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Joker, EDI - Complete
Twelve Days of Riddler by SpyVsTailor reviews
Over the course of a year, they discover they aren't so very different.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,827 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Drollery by xcgirl08 reviews
Somewhere between her prolonged Valentino phase and her shorter but more impassioned Barrymore one, Ivy finds just enough time to notice somebody else. Ivy, Viktor, silliness.
Lackadaisy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Ivy P., Viktor V.
Rozpadá vo Švíkoch by xcgirl08 reviews
Very likely she was going to chatter on like that for the whole morning, and very likely the five minutes of quiet he was wishing for would never come. But meanwhile, the Little Daisy's oil furnace was in need of fixing.
Lackadaisy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Ivy P., Viktor V.
The Garrus Vakarian list by LockDown reviews
People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Next Time by Naoko Asakura reviews
Jughead eats. Betty cooks. He remembers how much she means to him. She remembers that sometimes, the best things in life are right under your nose. REVISED WITH NEW SCENES.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Perennial by xcgirl08 reviews
She decides, early on, that she'll not be daunted by something so minor as a few silent death threats from him: Ivy Pepper, Viktor Vasko, and the history between them.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,700 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ivy P., Viktor V. - Complete
Bad Things by Airelle Vilka reviews
New Orleans is a town filled with dirty little secrets. Bad things happen here, and sometimes, they happen to good people. Facilier themed quasi-smutfic, with a twist, and oh my gosh, dare I say it?-- plot. Rating warning exists for a reason, kids.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
Sphinx by AZ-woodbomb reviews
What do you call the most puzzling cat of all?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Selina K./Catwoman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Force of Nature by Velkyn Karma reviews
The sea is a dangerous adversary. Unfortunately for them, only one of their number truly understands that--and Mugen isn’t the sort you listen to easily. Looks like another rescue mission is in order form the former pirate. Oneshot, complete.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Maslow by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
What do you NEED? Different aspects of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs applied to Drakken and Shego’s daily lives in no particular order. Add a spoonful of uncomfortable silences, and we’re good to go. Drakken/Shego.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,672 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
World of Rooftops by AZ-woodbomb reviews
An attempt at depicting the Riddler's outlook on life.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Stay by hellorojo reviews
I hate you." "Liar." Mugen wakes up beaten and sliced up to find Fuu taking care of him. MugenxFuu.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Grey by kikofreako reviews
Ever try compromising, sweetheart? - Cooper, call me sweetheart again and I'll kick you out of this air vent. Carmelita finds herself in a rather compromising position with her favorite felon-- Sly Cooper. / sly.carm, of course /
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
Domestic Cozitude by BatmansBabe reviews
Pepper never ever ever takes Tony shopping. Ever.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Tony And Pepper Go To Target by A.j reviews
Movieverse crackfic that isn't touching, poignant, or filled with angst. Basically, Tony and Pepper go to Target.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2008 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Bleed For You by Vela Lacaille reviews
30 short looks at a relationship that is anything but peaceful and uncomplicated. In fact, with a love like this, who needs enemies? FuuxMugen. Complete.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
99 Bottles of Sake by Brittany Bright reviews
OneShot. MugenxFuu. Mugen gets unspeakably drunk. So what else is new? Well, this time, Fuu is the one who has to deal with him. Or, rather, her breasts have to deal with him.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
It's A Tradition by valkyrie-alex reviews
Slash VR. Sometimes you have to live with your mistakes. Sometimes you get a second chance.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
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Old Broken Heart reviews
"If you ever call yourself old again, I will break your arm." "300..." "Break. Your. Arm." Now with -extremely depressing- follow-up.
Niels - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
Pressure reviews
"You are not going to die, do you hear me!" Short!fic: approx 450 words, discounting the A/N.
Niels - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
02:09 AM reviews
It is always in these moments when he is required to be himself that he fumbles. Set during the strip "Ladies Man." Warning: Sexual themes.
Niels - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Complete
Roads reviews
"There are no wrong roads to anywhere." A series of requested SC one-shots.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,406 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012
Wimpification
God realizes that he's been letting 250 and 300 do this gay couple thing all wrong.
Niels - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
Attached reviews
If 250 didn't know the man so well, he could've believed that this was a genuinely innocent question - mere curiosity. But there was something calculated to way 300 had draped himself across the couch. Sexy WAFF.
Niels - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Complete
Make Yourself Useful reviews
300 was an unintentional master of the kicked puppy face, after all - but 250 couldn't go on doing all the housework forever. His fellow agent needed to be taught a lesson. Fluffy original flavor.
Niels - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Complete
Seaglass reviews
At some point, Mugen gets a little less rough around the edges. Post-series. Sequel to "Rough Men."
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
Propulsion reviews
Sometimes people need a little extra push. Set during ME2, pre-Collector Invasion, pre-Suicide Mission, and pre-Arrival.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Ken D., Gabby D. - Complete
Able Bodied reviews
When you have bullshit like Vrolik's Syndrome, there's a certain amount of excessive preparation you tend to do. But I never, not even in my wildest, craziest, sexiest dreams, could have imagined... this. Set mid-Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Joker, EDI - Complete
And They Think You'll Do All of Them
Hanging on by your fingertips from the window ledge of the bedroom of the royal princess of a country you'd never been to before last week.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Complete
Unexpected reviews
Although he prides himself on his composure, on his ability to expect and prepare mentally for any possible situation, he finds himself asking: "What are you doing here?" Set during Hellhounds for Hire, Part II.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Jin - Complete
Realization reviews
It's just like the bastard to disarm him with the one thing they both love. Set during Evanescent Encounters, Parts I and II.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Mugen - Complete
Denial reviews
It was true - if she had sent him with Sara, he wouldn't've said no. Set during Elegy of Entrapment, Pt. I.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Deja Vu reviews
After all, it is documented phenomena: people leave your life and return in a fashion not entirely dissimilar to the way they once entered. And that fortune-teller had been right about the pots. Post-series. No pairings.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Drowning reviews
Sometimes you get in so far over your head, you don't even realize you're underwater. Post-series.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Rough Men reviews
Fuu finally stumbles on a teahouse that feels like home. Post-series.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
Need reviews
Tired of being kidnapped, Fuu decides that it's time she took matters into her own hands. Mugen disagrees. Original flavor. Revised.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
About Face reviews
When Kimiko finds herself in a holding cell, Clay is the first person she thinks to call. A few hours later, she's living in his house - but his roommate, Raimundo, can't understand why they haven't called the police about Kim's black eye. -AU-
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,887 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kimiko, Raimundo
Sunburn reviews
The Xiaolin warriors go to the beach. Original flavor short!fic.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
The Shackles of Sheba reviews
The Xiaolin Warriors find one of the most powerful Shen Gong Wu yet, but it has unexpected -girly- side effects. Original flavor.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Omi - Complete
Laundry reviews
Kimiko enjoys doing the laundry at the temple. Especially when she gets to wash a certain stuffed bear... Original flavor. Now revised!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kimiko - Complete
Reconnoiter reviews
Delta Squad finds some Locust papers in a deserted town. They could be the explanation to everything, but when the COG tries to hide them, will Baird be able to accept it? -Note: This fic is very, VERY dead. Sorry.-
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
Right reviews
Some people act as mirrors, reflecting your own image back at you, and sometimes you don't like what you see.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete