Grimly Dandy
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Joined 10-16-06, id: 1150989, Profile Updated: 08-25-10
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and House, M.D..


HELLO! My name is Grimly. This is all the stuff about me that you probably don't care about but read it anyways!

Favorite color: Purple

Nationality: Dutch-Irish-Scandinavian-Asian-CANADIAN

Fav Books: Harry Potter series, the Host, A Great and Terrible Beauty series, Model - A Memoir (DON'T LAUGH IT'S A GOOD READ!), The Alchemist, Chibi Vampire, Going Bovine, Water for Elephants, Blackadder: the Whole Damn Dynasty, and Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit

Fav Shows: Friends, Dead Like Me, House, Gilmore Girls, Sex and the City, Blackadder and a whack of cartoons that I occasionaly watch

Fav Famous People: Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, JK Rowling, Libba Bray, Seth Rogen, Danny Bhoy, and Russell Peters

Favorite Hilarious Quotes:

"Can we start fucking around now?" - Mason, Dead Like Me Movie trailer

"My dad was a Presbyterian minister. Yes, I am one of those dreaded P.K.s-Preacher's Kids. Be afraid. Be very afraid..." - Libba Bray, Interview

"This conversation has ended because I have run out of things to call a fat guy" - House, House M.D. season three

"Monica I'm quitting. I just helped an eighty year-old woman put on a thong and she didn't even buy it!" - Rachel, Friends season four

"I'm sorry you're dying. I am going to hug you." - Chase, House M.D. season three...I think

"This is a crisis, a large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it is a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeted throughout; twenty-four-hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof saying, "This is a Large Crisis". And a large crisis requires a large plan. Get me a ruler, two pencils and a piar of underpants." - Blackadder, Blackadder Goes Forth

"Something wrong, Ventura?" - "Of course not. This is a lovely room of death." - Ace Ventura movie 1995

"Cheeky little buggah!! 8D" - Danny Bhoy, touring Australia


"How to be Emo is the DVD for you!"

"If I get struck by lightning maybe I'll turn in to a MERMAN!"

"Back the fuck off man, they're my cookies now!"

"I'm only afraid of losing you...and that Burger King guy, he really freaks me out."

I have more things to do right now than remember...YOU!

98 Percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person that acts friendly but has and evil mind and is secretly planning world domination, post this into your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this into your profile

If pink monkeys and flying elephants inhabit your closet, you need to see a psychologist. But until then, post this in your profile.

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Can You Hear It? by SmartCookiesWithIcing reviews
This is a poem I've written based on the speech Stargirl gave. People told me it was good so, i wanted to see what the public thinks. Even if you don't care, could you click on it anyway, just to make me feel good. Wow, thnx guys! Glad you liked it!
Stargirl - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Voldemort Rocks! by Inky Pirate reviews
Voldemort was smart and decided to put his horcruxes into some....less noticeable items. And it would do that meddlesome Harry Potter good if he left them alone and let Voldy have his fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Twenty6 by jump5fan reviews
When the teens get into an argument they split up. What will happen 10 years later when they once again meet up? PLEASE R&R. This is my first 6Teen story!
6teen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Romeo & Juliet: What Really Happened by Empty Dragon reviews
WARNING: Involves poker, pumpkins, a rock named Joe, and lightsabers. You have been warned.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
The House That Riddle Crashed At by KtShhh reviews
Welcome to the Malfoy house, where the mysterious arrival of a young Tom Riddle turns Lucius Malfoy's life into a living, breathing, pringle-munching nightmare! A complete fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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A First For Everything reviews
"We are parents...Oh God" Aftermath of what happens when I let the evil fluff plot bunnies take over. Fluffy oneshot and there's a BABY.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy
When Pigs Fly reviews
House is a mad scientist, Cuddy is a pyromaniac, Wilson is Rambo. All this and more could never happen unless zombies are taking over the hospital. Rated T for gore. Obviously a crackfic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Spoof time! Scriptform spoof based on the first book. rated T for swearing. EDIT: Sorry guys, this story is permanently on hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,592 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P.