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Joined 10-17-06, id: 1151606, Profile Updated: 10-29-10
Author has written 9 stories for Stargate: SG-1, All Saints, Law and Order: SVU, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Hey everyone thanks for visiting my profile. Now i can be very very random with some of my stories and if you have anything you want me to try and write give me a buzz and i will do it up. Ok now a bit about me I am still a child at heart and very immature but i can act mature if i need to. I laugh at the most random things. I love to climb up trees and anything that is climbable. Some people could call me a tomboy because i am always in shorts or jeans but i will wear skirts and dresses. I never match my clothes up and i always wear random outfits. so yer i am a bit weird but thats why people love me.

Age: 19 years young

Height: very tall :P

Fav shows: Law and order SVU, Buffy, Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Charmed, Sailor moon, All saints.

Fav pairings:

SVU: Elliot and Olivia (DUH), Alex and Munch, Casey and Fin.

Stargate SG-1: Sam and Jack, Janet and Daniel.

Atlantis: John and Elizabeth.

Buffy: Buffy and Spike

Cancer is a Bitch. Lets fight it together. Copy and paste this to your profile if you know someone who has or had cancer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% who would go to the top of the tower and push 'em yourself!

55% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 45% yelling "Jump for the sake of mankind!"

Put this [below] if you support E/O
IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET I'D PUT E NEXT TO O!
You cant spell love without EO!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever panicked because you can't find your glasses and then realise you're wearing them, copy this inot your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (Quite Frequently

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone

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Defining The Nest by Cusswords reviews
Robin Novak hates her mother's job, but when Casey is attacked at her office Robin's life takes on a new flight plan, landing her with something she's always wanted. Spoiler warning: Night.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,327 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2007 - C. Novak - Complete
Meetings by Rhysel Ash reviews
AU Sam and Jack meet the summer before she enters the Academy. I know it's been done, but I wanted to write my own.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,699 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Watch Yourself by Triangulum reviews
A girl in Olivia's building is killed by someone with a grudge on Olivia. EO. Olivia's stalker strikes everyone she loves R&R. Rated T
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,785 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
childs play by speedqueen reviews
sam and jack get an alien virus but what are the consequences
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
SOS by BensonRox1147 reviews
El and Liv have had some tough cases, but this one shakes their partnership pretty badly. I mean, how would you feel if a perp with unlimited sources was screwing with your head and using you as a bargaining chip? EO sort of. OOC comes later. T for now.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007
Rescue me by roque872002 reviews
Sam is being abused by her husband, can Jack save her? AU. VIOLENT. SJ eventually.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Into the Shadows by georgesgurl117 reviews
A fight between two of our favorite detectives leads to guilt when someone goes missing. Will the team be able to pull together and cooperate with each other and accept outside help in order to save one of their own? Complete!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,993 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/17/2005 - O. Benson - Complete
Family by Marish89 reviews
When Olivia discovers two abandoned children in an alley near her apartment, she learns about their childhood. They help her realise something very important about her life and a future of what could be.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,755 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Revelations by Beka Alcott reviews
Sam meets her long lost sister! Who is she? Where has she been all Sam's life? Find out the answer to these questions and more! Has SJ, character death in a far off chapter, and bucket loads of angst. For Lauren. Chapter 3 rated M.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,595 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
Men of Honor by dreamsweetmydear reviews
Olivia is abducted outside of the pharmacy she uses by someone with a grudge against Elliot. Now, Elliot and the rest of the SVU team must figure out the riddles to get her back before it's too late. Slight spoilers for episode 'Philadelphia'. Slight EO.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,528 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007
Assaulting an Officer by fudgemom reviews
Spin off of Infiltrated. Warning Spoilers for Infiltrated. Remember how Deputy Eyebalt kept insisting Olivia assaulted him? What if he issued a warrent for her arrest, as Persephone, after she returned to New York. Agent Porter helps her out.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,867 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Grace Unbound by AWildeRomantic reviews
After Sam is attacked off world,a strange series of events slowly leads to the deaths of all those that were with her. Bad summary. Warning contains rape, DarksideSam, SamJack, all that stuff.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2007 - S. Carter
Quarantine by FeralShadowwolf reviews
When Jack and Sam get quarantined alone in the same room for four and a half hours, what will they do to pass the time? And will repressed emotions rise to the surface? JackSam. Enjoy!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Forget Me Not by Beka Alcott reviews
In a nutshell, Carter gets zapped by a mysterious alien artefact, and her memory goes haywire. Any more would give the game away, and you wouldn’t have to read it! SJ eventually
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,093 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
Sam's Secret by HannahMontana-SG1lover reviews
Jack finds out something about Sam that he never thought she was capeable of. SamJack Rated T for later chapters. DISCLAMER: I don't own any of it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
When In Rome by octoberbaby11 reviews
EO. Olivia has just joined SVU. Elliot asks her to come to dinner at his house to meet his family. Suprises are to come when she meets Lizzie
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2007
The Pain We Suffer by Dorothy Of Kansas reviews
Sam has married Pete and has two little girls and has a third on the way. Just one complication: Pete is an abusive husband. So Sam has picked up and left. Who will she go to? SJ all the way!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
A Shadow in the Dark by IceCream Junkie reviews
A scientist on Atlantis is abused. John and his team have to find the attacker before he gets what he actually wants: Dr. Elizabeth Weir. ShepWeir in later chapters, LorneOC Warning: Rape! If your not comfortable with this kind of story, don’t read.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S.
Memories by SparkleFaerie reviews
A rape brings back some buried memories for Olivia. What will she do? What are her secrets. EO
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006
Dead to Runaway by FreeWrite reviews
Complete Runaway's are being brutally raped and murdered. What does one girl have to do with it and how will the SVU Detectives catch a killer who died over 100 years before? Cross over with Law and Order: SVU
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Buffy S., O. Benson - Complete
Grey Matter by the female apophis reviews
Sam's attacked in her home. Warning, there is a scene of rape. Don't read if you think it will offend you.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
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Olivia's Secret reviews
Olivia is attacked one night after a case and turns to the one person who has been through it. E/O in further chapters. D/O friendship
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2012 - E. Stabler, O. Benson
DUNDUNDUN reviews
Sam and Jack in trouble again. What else is new. S/J I am going for a bit of humor so if you have any ideas give me a buzz
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The Present reviews
Jack and Daniel are planing something when they receive the best news that the could get. S/J D/J
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
What happens when the Scooby gang get bored reviews
The Scooby gang get really really bored one day. I don't know if i will do pairings yet we will just see how the story goes.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010
Twister Madness reviews
The team get board one day at work so they start playing a game of twister and end up going on a hunt. E/O
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler
Surviving reviews
It's been done to death but I am trying to make it different. Olivia gets attacked and raped on her way home from work and doesn't remember what happened. E/O C/A
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - O. Benson, E. Stabler
Thor's plan reviews
Thor plays some tricks on Pete and Sam and Jack start a secret relationship. Set in season 7 SJ DJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/4/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
P3X696 reviews
Into Every GeneraRecord Screeching Sorry Wrong Show. Sam and Jack get into trouble offworld but what else is new
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Terri's Nightmare reviews
What could have happened if terri was raped in the eposode After The Ball Caution rape
All Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007