Tsumade Kaori
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Joined 10-17-06, id: 1151616
Author has written 1 story for Jhonen Vasquez.

Greetings earthlings. I don't normally do fanfiction (as you can see from my homepage) but I know some people who are really into it so I had to come and see what all the fuss was about. And maybe write some of my own. _~

Feel free to critique my stuff as much as you want. I'm used to it. :) Oh, and if you want me to crit some of your stuff, leave a message (can you message people on this site? I'll have to check that...) Just beware, 'cause I have a long history of making people very, very sad.

Warning: I have a tendency to write very strange things. Wierd things. Random things. Morbid things. Something like that. And I know it scares people, but it's so damn fun, I can't stop. I'm addicted. I wrote a story about a girl jumping off a ferris wheel, an old man eating marbles, a water goddess stepping out of a painting, cities inhabited solely by platipi, and metal statues coming to life and raping women on the eve of their marriage. Yeah, just thought I oughta tell you.

I'm currently working on a Love Hina/Johnny the Homicidal Maniac crossover. This ought to be fun. :3


16 years old

Names: Twisted64 (you can call me Twist), Mizu-chan, Strangeyoshi, gothikittie, and a real name that I won't tell you.

took Creative Writing last year, will take it again this year o


looks: short and thin, dark brown hair (short in back, long in front), blue eyes, glasses with thin black frames, Jew nose XD Ha, I'm such a narcissist 3

Is an OCD'd Grammar Nazi on speed o_o

Social label (yeah, yeah, they're bad and all, but frankly I like classifing people. It makes things so much more organized.) : goth/punk

3 rejection letters

0 acceptances (but one is still in the mail... so maybe it'll get published?)

Editor of Comic Artists Club

Writing style: short but descriptive, known for extemely twisted plots (hence the penname). Some of my stories are difficult to understand/parts left out. Notorius for leaving stories semi-finished. (but I'm working on it!) In my defence, I make a point of never writing about the same thing twice. So my stories usually are either really interesting or extremely horrible. Take a gamble, guys, it might pay off ;)

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Broken by TimeIncursion reviews
A young guy is given a persocom somebody abandoned at a shop. She is in decent condition, except she cannot talk. An October surprise! Next one's up and ready!
Chobits - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,635 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 3/14/2005
Code of the Samurai by Yurii Savinov reviews
Two very different ways of life, ones that normally stay seperated from one another. Full summary inside. KakashiOC, LeeOC, GaaraOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,786 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Gaara
Going by wormbuffet reviews
Nny finally manages to shoot himself for good, but as he bleeds, he begins to regret his choice. What happens when someone comes and sees? One shot! Please R&R.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Mine Forever by Jordan R. Was Here reviews
The line between a person's sanity and insanity has finally burst within her. Rated T for dark themes and violence. Oneshot for Halloween.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Keitaro U., Shinobu M. - Complete
The Antonym of Hypochondriac by sutaretagaisce reviews
An ordinary afternoon, simple game of tennis, and a common cold somehow come out as more.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Complete
JtHM meets Love Hina: reviews
Possibly the most screwedup fanfic ever... Johnny the Homicidal Maniac aka Nny meets the girls from Love Hina. There will be a pairing, but I'm not going to tell you yet, so nyah. :P Enjoy the insanity! muahahaha
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Johnny C.