Darkblade701
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Joined 10-17-06, id: 1151627, Profile Updated: 06-06-12
Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon, Death Note, and Harry Potter.

I'm an eighteen year old Australian male. I've always liked reading and writing and am studying writing at university.

Love the Ratchet and Clank Games, and Devil May Cry. Portal is also pretty boss (The cake is a lie!)

Favourite anime: Rebuild of Evangelion (Or Evangelion: New Theatrical Edition); The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (though the light novels are infinitely superior); Boku no Pico and Gurren Lagann.

Favourite manga is either Naruto, Dragon Ball or Solanin. Bleach is also brilliant.

Books: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, the Inheritance Cycle, His Dark Materials, Discworld and Twilight. Douglas Adams is also incredible.

I'm a fan of a couple of webcomics, mainly Questionable Content and Buttersafe, as well as a couple of... NSFW ones... *blush*

TV Tropes is the greatest website known to man and conducive to excellent writing skills and grasp of narrative techniques.

My stuff

At the moment, I'm working on the next... let's say part, of Pokémon: Josh's Journey. I hope to have the first chapter up within the week.

I also randomly started writing my first Naruto fanfiction. Since it's 48,009 words and a bit more than half done as of this update, I guess I'm going to keep writing until it's complete and good enough to upload. 'Tis a For Want of a Nail concept on the idea that Naruto gets sick of D-ranked missions one time earlier and gets a different C-ranked mission. This involves Kurenai, Kiba and Shino going on the Land of the Waves arc.

Ideas floating around include two Haruhi Suzumiya fics, the titles of which would be The Improbable Allure of Yuki Nagato and The Narcissism of Haruhi Suzumiya.

In terms of actual writing quality, my best fics are probably my two Pokémon short stories, Dragonite and The Elder Pokémon.

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Undeniably Awesome by Flamewind reviews
Angelica Mary Sue Dracos goes out on her pokemon journey, training to become a great dragon trainer. She's totally oblivious of the clichés that she sets off all around her. /Finished Parody!/
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Eevee/Eievui, Dratini/Miniryu - Complete
The Twelve of Two by silentknight021 reviews
An abrupt confession by Naruto sets the stage for a twelve hour timespan between Sakura and himself. As they learn more about each other, Sakura begins to understand what was always there while Naruto comes to a decision. NaruSaku, Slight OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 141,042 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Pokémon Black Earth by EmilyAnnCoons reviews
The story of Kiai and Emily as they go on a pokémon adventure. Rated M for strong language, nudity, and sexual themes.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,916 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Eye of Samsara by Kasek reviews
Naruto awakens a legendary power, killing Mizuki in the process. Will Naruto be able to achieve his dreams with the power of the Rinnegan, or will it overwhelm him like it did that fateful night? Pairing to be determined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Reality TV Lower Elements Style by fuzzy-grapes reviews
When a ratings crazy TV station invents a new show all they need are contestants. And they choose the fairies that people love to hate: Police Officers! But when you add in Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums and Foaly you have one very weird show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Unoriginality 1: An Original Trainer Story by Farla reviews
Meet Kazikami, the blue haired seventeen year old just starting her journey, and others! Totally and utterly original, really! No cliches here! Chapter 28: Regarding Ralts.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,794 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 4/22/2005
A Sableye's Wish by Flipper Boid Skua reviews
Just a little something I put together. A story of a traded Sableye and his wishes during this new life. R&R please.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sableye/Yamirami - Complete
Passion Juice and Apple Love by Ancilla Lunae reviews
Death gods are denied the same fleshy pleasures that humans enjoy, but the shinigami Ryuk has no need of such things. The way he enjoys his apples and shares his love with them is beyond what any human could understand. Warning: apple smut.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Ryuk - Complete
Mixed Doubles by cecelle reviews
Complete. Formerly known as Polyjuiced. When Snape rescues an injured Hermione out of Voldemort's clutches, she finds herself in quite an unexpected situation. Getting used to Snape as a nursemaid is not exactly easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,606 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 225 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Unoriginality 3: Tragic Melodrama by Farla reviews
Ch2: Giovanni made another mewtwo. What horrible, unending suffering will the clone face?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mewtwo
Xanthic Growlithe Contract by Facia reviews
Elliot is just an ordinary new trainer. He has no new pokemon or special destiny. But something strange is going on. Unexplainable oddities are piling up, and hidden secrets are surfacing. Beneath the seeming normality of the world lies...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,046 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Complete
Twisted Hierarchy by Obsidian Blade reviews
Fighting in the finals, a Rattata comes up against its natural nemesis. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
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Pokémon: Josh's Journey reviews
The world of Pokémon as seen through the eyes of Josh, an eager young trainer on the journey of a lifetime. Quirky and amusing. Rated for mild, infrequent swearing.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,658 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Harry Otter and the Yule Ball reviews
In an alternate Hogwarts, Harry Otter attends the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
Billiam Lakeo'beere's Raito and Lawliet reviews
Death Note Romeo and Juliet style! Well, mainly just in name. A quintilogy in twelve parts, set for no conceivable reason in old fashioned London. Within: Raito and L try to make their love bloom but will the battle between Kira, Y and Z tear them apart?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Kanto Quest reviews
Join along with the story of Sarah as she completes her epic quest...KANTO quest!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011
Gash reviews
Gash, or, There Once Was a Beautiful Young Pokémon Trainer Called Gash. The story of a beautiful young pokémon trainer called Gash.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
The Elder Pokémon reviews
A curious tale told by one Jared Beech, telling of the horrific events that have led him to his current state of incarceration within a mental institution. Rated for horror scenes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Dragonite reviews
The intense story of a Dragonite turned into a human girl. Rated for themes and implications. Seriously.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Dragonite/Kairyu - Complete
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