Author has written 13 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Vampire Diaries, and Once Upon a Time.
Discription: Female college graduate somewhere in the Southern part of the good ol' U.S. of A.
About Me: Favorite Color-Blue
Random Things That I Find Interesting-Mythology, ancient civilizations (paticularly Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Chinese), sharks (specifically the Great White), serial killings (Jack the Ripper, BTK, the Zodiac, etc.)--don't be alarmed, my dad is a policeman so I have a natural curiosity about stuff like that, I'm not a serial killer! I swear! lol--mysterious happenings/the supernatural (vampires, werewolves, hauntings and other unexplainable phenomena), forensics, etc.
Favorite Books/Poems/Short Stories- JAWS by Peter Benchley, Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice, Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice, Scarlet by Alexandra Ripley, Frankenstein by Mary Shelly, The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra by William Shakespeare, "Stopping By Woods On Snowy Evening" by Robert Frost, "Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost, The Outcasts of Poker Flat by Bret Harte, Desiree's Baby by Kate Chopin, The Story of an Hour by Kate Chopin, The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne, "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe, The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allen Poe, the Roswell High Book Series by Melinda Metz, "Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night" by Dylan Thomas, "And Death Shall Have No Dominion" by Dylan Thomas, "Do Not Stand At My Grave and Weep" by Mary Elizabeth Frye, the Temperance Brennan book series by Kathy Reichs, the Vampire Academy book series by Richelle Mead, the Twilight book series by Stephenine Meyer, the Taylor Jackson book series by J.T. Ellison, the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter book series by Laurell K. Hamilton, "Leda and the Swan" by William Butler Yeats, "She Was a Phantom of Delight" by William Wordsworth, Sonnets from the Portugese by Elizabeth Barret Browning, the Lucy Kincade book series by Allison Brennan, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil by John Berendt, Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, and Medea by Euripides. (I'm sure there are many more, I just can't remember them all right now! I love tragic stuff, as is evidenced by all the "great" tragedies listed above).
Favorite Quotes- "I do not care that you are triple volunteers. I do not care that you think you are hard. And I especially don't give a rat's f--k which four-star-general's dick you sucked to get the pleasure of standing before me here today! Those I deem unworthy will not remain. Those I find lacking will quit. And if you refuse to quit, you will have a training accident. This base suffers 4 training accidents a year, unfortunate accidents that I will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me." --Sergeant West, Basic
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..." --Chief Brody, JAWS
"Death is only the beginning." --Imhotep, The Mummy
"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" --Bluto, Animal House
"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley." --Ted Striker and Dr. Rumack, Airplane!
"Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only..." "No f--kin' shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!" --Police Woman and John McClane, Die Hard
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf--ker." --John McClane, Die Hard
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." --Hans Gruber, Die Hard
"Zeus! As in father of Apollo? Mount Olympus? Don't f--k with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!? My name is Zeus!" --Zeus, Die Hard with a Vengeance
"I got two guns...one for each of ya'." --Doc Holiday, Tombstone
"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn." --Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind
"Oh, you are already falling in love with me..." "I'm gonna make you wish you were dead...poor guy." --Ben and Andie, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting." --Creasy, Man on Fire
"A man can be an artist...in anything--food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece." --Rayburn, Man on Fire
"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat." --Patches O' Houlihan, Dodgeball
"Yes, you, Queer Bait." --Patches O' Houlihan, Dodgeball
"Detective Mills, M-I-L-L-S, F--K OFF!" --Detective David Mills, Se7en
"I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f--king crazy I really am!'? Yeah. Do you guys do that?" --Detective David Mills, Se7en
"Earnest Hemmingway once wrote 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part." --Detective William Somerset, Se7en
"When you want somebody dead, you drive by and shoot them. You don't risk the time it takes to do this...unless the act itself has meaning." --Detective William Somerset, Se7en
"Long is the way and hard that out of Hell leads up to light" --John Milton, "Paradise Lost"
"One pound of flesh, no more, no less. No cartilage, no bone, but only flesh... This task done, then he would go free." --Detective William Somerset, Se7en (partial quote of William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice)
"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it." "Hmm, but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it." --Batman and Catwoman, Batman Returns
"Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good." --Romans 12:21
"Greater love has no one than this, that one lay down his life for his friends." --John 15:13
"Now she's dead." "No, she's not." "She's alive?" "She's Nosferatu." "She's Italian?" --Harker and Van Helsing, Dracula: Dead and Loving It
"We are fortunate, gentlemen." "Why?" "He's an imbecile." --Van Helsing and Dr. Seward, Dracula: Dead and Loving It
"Excuse me while I whip this out..." --Bart, Blazing Saddles
"I will now read from the gospel of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and DUCK!" --Reverend Johnson, Blazing Saddles
"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons." --The Waco Kid (Jim), Blazing Saddles
"Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around and there I was standing face to face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just laid my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass." --The Waco Kid, Blazing Saddles
"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?" --Taggart, Blazing Saddles
"If you pull up to my house and start yelling my daughter's name you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up." --John Ritter, Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenaged Daughter
"I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you." --John Ritter, Eight Simple Rules...
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." --John 8:7
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me..." --The 23rd Psalm
"When your friends betray you, sometimes the only people you can trust are strangers." --Danny Roman, The Negotiator
"Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run." --Kenny Rodgers, "The Gambler"
"VERONICA CORNINGSTONE AND I HAD SEX AND WE ARE IN LOVE!...Did I say that too loud?" "Yeah, you sort of just yelled it." --Ron Burgandy and Brian Fantana, Anchorman
"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker." --Ron Burgandy, Anchorman
"Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live." --Brian Fantana, Anchorman
"I love lamp." --Brick Tamland, Anchorman
"If you don't chew Big Red then f--k you!" --Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
"Aw Nana, not my prison shank..." --Texas Ranger (T.R.) Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both." --Niccolo Machiavelli
"The end justifies the means."--Niccolo Machiavelli
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
"Do not go gentle into that good night, old age should burn and rave at the close of day; rage, rage against the dying of the light."--Dylan Thomas, Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
"I will not go down under the ground 'cause somebody tells me that death's comin' round, an' I will not carry myself down to die, when I go to my grave my head will be high, let me die in my footsteps before I go down under the ground."--Bob Dylan, "Let Me Die In My Footsteps"
"Only the dead have seen the end of war."--Plato
"Hitler, is that you?"--T-800 in the RiffTrax version of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
"Marvin, what do you make of all this?" "Man, I don't even have an opinion." "Well, you gotta' have an opinion. I mean, do you think that God came down from heaven and stopped...(gunshot) Oh!" "What the f--k's happening?" "Aw, shit." "Aw, man, I shot Marvin in the face..." "Why the f--k'd you do that?!" "Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident." "Aw, man, I've seen some crazy-ass shit in my time, but this is..." "Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something." "The car didn't hit no motherf--kin' bump." "Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the sonofabitch. The gun went off, I don't know why..."--Vincent Vega, Marvin, and Jewels, Pulp Fiction
"Ugh... I feel terrible." "Yeah." "The last time I spoke with Alex we had a fight. I yelled at him." "That's probably why he killed himself. (sigh) What was the argument about?" "I told him he was wasting his life."--Meg Jones and Nick Carlton, The Big Chill
"Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there; I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow, I am the sun on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the morning's hush, I am the swift uplifting rush of quiet birds in circled flight. I am the soft stars that shine at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there; I did not die."--Mary Elizabeth Frye, Do Not Stand At My Grave and Weep
"Straightway I was 'ware, So weeping, how a mystic Shape did move Behind Me, and drew me backward by the hair; And a voice said in mastery, while I strove,--"Guess now who holds thee?"--"Death," I said. But, there, The silver answer rang,--"Not Death, but Love."--Elizabeth Barret Browning, from Sonnet 1, Sonnets from the Portuguese
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of everyday's Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old grief's, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints,--I love with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life!--and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death."--Elizabeth Barret Browning, Sonnet 43, Sonnets from the Portuguese
"I hate and love. And if you should ask how I can do both, I couldn't say; but I feel it, and it shivers me."--Catullus
"Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn." "If love be rough with you, be rough with love. Prick love for pricking and you beat love down."--Romeo and Mercutio, William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet
"Young men's love then lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes."--Friar Lawrence, William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet
"Thus with a kiss I die."--Romeo, William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet
"Know thyself and thou shall know all the secrets of the gods and the universe."--Inscription on the Temple of Apollo at Delphi
"If you want peace, prepare for war."--Vegetius
"The meaning of life is that it ends."--Franz Kafka
"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."--Mark Twain
"You are alive. So live."--Tomi Miyasaki
"Life--and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this comparison--is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal."--Neil Gaiman
"Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment."--Dag Hammarskjold
"Must not all things in the last be swallowed by death?"--Plato
"If man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live."--Martin Luther King, Jr.
"When you belive in eternity, life is irrelevent."--Nosliw Leahkim
"These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which, as they kiss, consume."--William Shakespeare, The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene VI
"Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me."--Bella in Stephenie Meyer's New Moon, Chapter 4, Page 93
"And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays."--William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act III, Scene I
"Personal affection is a luxury you can have only after all your enemies are eliminated. Until then, everyone you love is a hostage, sapping your courage and corrupting your judgment."--Orson Scott Card, Empire
"The guilt being great, the fear doth still exceed; And extreme fear can neither fight nor fly, But coward-like with trembling terror die."--William Shakespeare, "The Rape of Lucrece"
"Since you mean to hang me, I'd like to atone to my maker." "You have one minute. Speak your peace." "Where to begin? I regret having trifled with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed of having cheated at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking Your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I have killed in anger...and for those I am about to." --Jebediah Nightlinger and Long Hair/Asa Watts, The Cowboys
"Such an offer only a madman would refuse, and guess what? I forgot me Thorazine t'day!"--Leonidas in the RiffTrax version of 300
"What is he doing?" "He's beginning to believe." "No, I think he's just confused as usual."--Trinity and Morpheus in the RiffTrax version of The Matrix
"My name...is Neo! Last name Sporin!"--Neo in the RiffTrax version of The Matrix
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout!"--Neo in the RiffTrax version of The Matrix
"(PROXIMITY WARNING) Something is in proximity to something else!"--Morpheus in the RiffTrax version of The Matrix
"This is a sparing program, similar to the programmed reality of the matrix. It has the same basic rules. Rules like gravity. What you must learn is that these rules are no different than the rules of a computer system. Some of them can be bent. Others can be broken. Some can be laughed at. Understand?" "Not in the slightest." "Then hit me if you can." "Okay, but first a massive spaz attack." "And I will counter with a fruity ballerina pose."--Morpheus and Neo in the RiffTrax version of The Matrix
"Good! Wait, I mean terrible. Adaptation. Improvisation. But your weakness is not your technique. It's your bone-shattering stupidity."--Morpheus in the RiffTrax version of The Matrix
"Morpheus is fighting Neo!" "No fair, Morpheus is a fifth grader!"--the RiffTrax version of The Matrix
"How did I beat you?" "Quite soundly, thank you. You're too fast." "Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? It's all about your cologne." (Neo shakes his head) "You think that's air you're breathing now? It's wild rice. Hmmm?" "Huh?" "Hmmm. So the little baby thinks he's breathing air, huh? Little baby air-breather."--Morpheus and Neo in the RiffTrax version of The Matrix
"Don't think you are, know you are. Be you are. You are what you is."--Morpheus in the RiffTrax version of The Matrix
"Whoa..." "Ah, there's his compulsory 'whoa,' very nice, very nice." --Neo and Riffers in the RiffTrax version of The Matrix
"I ain't got time to bleed." "Besides, as the sage once said, 'Pain don't hurt.'" --Blaine and Riffers in the RiffTrax version of Predator
"Shoot first, ask 'Who is your daddy and what does he do?' later." --the RiffTrax version of Predator
"Shhh..." "I'm hunting Pwedators, hahahahha..." --Mac and Riffers in the RiffTrax version of Predator
"He didn't kill you because you weren't armed. No sport." "Just like real hunting where you only shoot the deer that's packing." --Dutch and Riffers in the RiffTrax version of Predator
"Get to da choppa!" "Choppa is an English lang term for helicopter, I forgot you might not know that!" --Dutch and Riffers in the RiffTrax version of Predator
"Don't worry, he's got that fire surrounded by a thick layer of mud." --the RiffTrax version of Predator
"Aha! My plan worked perfectly. I'm injured, he's alive and incredibly enraged. I'd pat myself on the back but I'd get all muddy." --the RiffTrax version of Predator
"I no longer fear nuclear war now that I know I can outrun the blast." --the RiffTrax version of Predator
"Our motto: Leave no bare-chested, filth-covered, muscle-bound idiot behind." --the RiffTrax version of Predator
My Likes: Writing, reading, drawing, watching movies and tv, listening to music (lots and lots of music), going shopping, hanging out with my friends, watching funny stuff on youtube, playing videogames on my PS2 (I would get a PS3, but 600 dollars? Come on now! I've just graduated college! I HAVE NO MONEY!), playing with my dogs and cat, talking on the phone, guys (w/the exception of those who've made the massive mistake of getting on my bad side...never piss off a writer, gentlemen, because eventually you will be sorry...lol), comic books (mostly X-Men; even though the recent issues have kinda pissed me off...THEY SUCK! But I also liked the Batman Hush series and the WildC.A.T.S comics as well), anime/manga, the Bob and Tom Radio Show (Tom's an ass-bag and Bob likes boobs and beer!! Sing it with me now! lol), people with a good sense of humor, swimming, rock climbing, dancing, (if you're expecting to hear long walks on the beach here you're barking up the wrong tree...lol), etc.
My Dislikes: Stupid people, by stupid I mean ignorant...they are so damn annoying! People who don't say what they really think because it's not "politically correct"...that's the most useless thing ever! Say what you feel, and feel what you say..."that's my policy...I used to not even have a policy...now I got that one." lol Algebra and Trigonometry, THE WORST SUBJECT IN COLLEGE EVER!! Movies that look good in the preview, but when you go and pay your $7.50 and watch the damn thing it's like watching a retard screw a doorknob! That's false advertising!
Favorite Characters (anime, cartoons, comics, television): Cowboy Bebop-Spike Spiegel (the original anime badass!) and Faye Valentine (my favorite good bad girl!)
Samurai Champloo-Mugen (another kick ass guy!) and Fuu (she makes me laugh...)
Inuyasha-Sango (she kicks ass, what can I say...) and Miroku (any guy that gropes a girl and then w/a straight face asks her to "bear his children," is automatically a favorite of mine! Don't ask why, I'm not even sure myself...)
Wolf's Rain-Blue (she's so badass! That and her eyes are soooo pretty!)
Trigun-Wolfwood ("Thou shalt not kill remember! What kinda' church man are you anyways?" The guy walks around with an arsenal of guns hidden in a CROSS! I don't know if I should clap or pray! lol)
X-Men/ X-Men: Evolution-Rogue (she is my favorite girl in the X-Men comics, she has the most kick ass power and storyline...at least she DID...) and Gambit (gotta love the guy, he's cute and a smartass, what's not to love?!)
Batman-Catwoman (she's been my favorite ever since I was a kid, I actually dressed up as her for Halloween when I was like 9! She's amazing!)
Spider-man-Black Cat (she's so much better than Mary Jane, at least she can take care of herself...most of the time...lol)
X-Men-Emma Frost (she's got kick ass powers and such an interesting personality that I can't help but love her)
X-Men: Evolution-Scarlet Witch (amazing power and the girl has one of the best costumes in the entire series!), X-23 (A girl version of Wolverine that was able to kick the ass of every mutant in the mansion all in one night...what's not to like?) and Avalanche (Love the guy's attitude and it's so cute that he likes Kitty...)
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles-Cameron (finally a female Terminator that is truly badass!), John (he's so adorable when he thinks he's tough...), and Derek (he's finally managed to get onto my good side...I guess getting laid lightened the man up...lol)
Supernatural-Dean and Sam (ya gotta love the Winchester boys!)
Bones-Temperance Brennan and Seely Booth (they SO need to just get together!)
Castle-Rick Castle, Kate Beckett, Alexis Castle, Martha Rodgers
Vampire Diaries-Jeremy Gilbert, Anna, Damon and Stefan Salvatore, Katherine Pierce, Jenna Sommers, Alaric Saltzman, Rose, Tyler Lockwood, and Caroline Forbes
Nikita-Nikita, Michael, Alex, Amanda, and Birkhoff
Justified-Raylan and Winona
Once Upon a Time-Snow, Charming, Red, Evil Queen, Huntsman, Grumpy, Rumplestiltskin, Ella, Thomas, Emma, Mary Margaret, David, Graham, Regina, Ruby, Ashley, Sean, Mr. Gold
Favorite Pairings: Cowboy Bebop-Spike and Faye
Samurai Champloo-Mugen and Fuu
Inuyasha-Inuyasha and Kagome, Sango and Miroku, Sesshomaru and Rin
Wolf's Rain-Kiba and Cheza, Blue and Hige
Trigun-Wolfwood and Milly
Tsubasa-Li and Sakura
Model-Ken and Jae
X-Men: Evolution-Rogue and Gambit, Kitty and Lance, Amara and Bobby, Kurt and Amanda, Lance and Wanda (I don't really know why I like them together, I just do--if Kitty can't be w/Lance, I see him w/Wanda for some unknown reason...), and Scott and Emma.
X-Men: Rogue and Gambit, Cyclops and Emma Frost, Lifeguard and Thunderbird, Bishop and Sage, Angel and Husk, Hellion and X-23, Cannonball and Lila Cheney
Batman-Batman and Catwoman
Spider-Man-Black Cat and Spider-Man
T:SCC-Cameron and John
Bones-Bones and Booth, Angela and Hodgins
Smallville-Lois and Clark, Lois and Oliver
Roswell-Michael and Maria
Twilight-Edward and Bella, Emmett and Rosalie, Jacob and Reneesme, Jacob and Leah
Castle-Castle and Beckett
Vampire Diaries-Jeremy and Anna, Elena and Stefan, Damon and Katherine, Katherine and Stefan, Alaric and Jenna, Caroline and Tyler, Damon and Rose
Nikita-Michael and Nikita
Justified-Raylan and Winona
Once Upon a Time-Charming and Snow, David and Mary Margaret, Emma and Graham, Ella and Thomas, Ashley and Sean
Favorite TV Shows: (I watch way too much tv, so I apologize in advance for the sheer longness of this list...) Vampire Diaries, Castle (I LOVE this show!), Bones (Bones and Booth are hysterical! I love Booth's socks and his belt buckles!), Nikita, Justified (I LOVE this show! Timothy Olyphant is amazing!), Once Upon a Time, Supernatural (I LOVE YOU JARED PADELECKI! I want the Impala so bad! That car is badass!), Desperate Housewives, CSI, CSI: Miami (Horatio is so fantastically bad that I can't turn away when it's on! lol It's just like watching a car accident...), the Simpsons ("Save me, Jeebus!"), Boondocks ("Excuse me, I have an announcement to make... Jesus was black, Ronald Regan was the devil, and the government is lyin' about 9/11!" lol), Family Guy (The Star Wars eps were hysterical!), South Park ("Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!"), Saturday Night Live, the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, the Colbert Report, etc.
This is just the listing of the shows that are still on the air. The shows that I love that are no longer with us (tear) are: Boston Legal ("Denny Crane, cuckoo for coaca puffs, tricks are for kids"...lol), Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (This show wasn't as good as it could be, but I loved the guy who played John Connor! He's so cute! And I so wanted him and Cameron to get together!), That 70's Show, Roswell (This show inspired my project entitled "Never let any man do his own hair," dedicated to Michael's hair 4m seasons 2 and 3...don't worry Michael we're here to help you...lol), Angel (I'm STILL mad they killed Cordy! She and Angel only got ONE kiss! AAARGGGHHH!), Buffy (I got into Buffy by watching Angel, so I only really like the episodes w/him and after he left. I loved when Willow went evil though!), The Pretender (I love Jarod! He and Ms. Parker were so perfect 4 eachother!), Will and Grace (Karen and Jack were amazing!), Chapelle Show ("I'm Rick James, bitch! Darkness, everybody, Darkness! Cocaine is a hell of a drug..." lol), Charmed (Before they killed Prue...I loved her, she was badass! Rose McGowan was a suckass substitute...), X-Men: Evolution, Married with Children, Crossing Jordan, Smallville, etc.
Now on to the REALLY old shows I like... What? My parents basically had me watching TVLand all the time when I was growing up, and yes, it has affected me...lol... Happy Days (I'm sorry! It cracks me up!), Gilligan's Island (I love that the Professor can make a radio out of a coconut but yet he can't fix that hole in the boat...), I Dream of Jeannie (I always wanted to do that cross-the-arms-blink-thing that Jeannie did!), Andy Griffith (ONLY the black-and-white episodes), Matlock, the Beverly Hillbillies (that's basically a description of my family, w/the exception of the multi-millionaire part...), In Living Color (come on! You gotta love the show that gave us Homie D. Clown and Fire Marshal Bill!), etc.
My favorite anime/manga: Cowboy Bebop (Without a doubt this is the BEST anime series that I've ever seen!), Samurai Champloo (This show is absolutely amazing!), InuYasha, Wolf's Rain (Even though half the episodes have me just sitting there like "What the f--k just happened?"), Trigun, Rouroni Kenshin, DNAngel, Model, Fruit's Basket, Tsubasa, Helsing, S Cry Ed, Witch Hunter Robin (Yet another "What the hell is going on?" show), etc.
Favorite Movies: Almost anything action, comedy, horror (slasher, creature feature, sci-fi, but particularly shark and vampire movies), westerns (basically anything with John Wayne in it), and some chick flicks.
My addiction to video games has calmed down but my favorites are: Devil May Cry 1 and 3 (we do not speak of DMC 2, it hurts Dante's feelings...--If you play these games you get that joke, I hope...--), Mortal Kombat (I like too many of the titles to remember them all), Tekken (I have the 4th one at home but I've played some of the others in arcades b4, they're pretty good...it's always fun to kick a guy's ass at a video game, especially in a public place when you're on a date...what's that? That's not a good way to attract a boyfriend? Well, if he can't take getting his ass kicked at a video game by a five-foot-nothing GIRL why would I wanna waste my time with him? Sorry, another one of my pet peeves...), X-Men Legends, God of War, etc. This list is really short, I know, but I've been so busy w/college and now work that I haven't really been able to play as many games as I usually do.
Favorite Bands: I pretty much like anything rock, heavy metal, punk, blues, jazz, classic rock and some rap as well as classical. Now, growing up in the South I also have a lot of love for country and my parents raised me playing oldies so I have a lot of love for pretty much everything from the 60s on.
Favorite Comedians: (The Blue Colar Boys) Ron White-"Hey, hey, hey, hey...I was drunk in a bar...they threw me into public...I don' wanna be drunk in public...I wanna be drunk in a damn bar, which is perfectly legal, arrest them."
Jeff Foxworthy-"Buying a used rental car is like going to a house of ill refute looking for a wife, anything that's been driven that hard and by that many people...you don't really wanna put your key in it."
Larry the Cable Guy-"How'd you get tickets to the tampon 200?" "Well, we pulled some strings..."
and Bill Engval-"My wife says to me what are you gonna do when she starts dating? I said oh, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna pull the boy in real close, so that only he and I can hear the conversation, and I'm gonna say, look at me, that's my only little girl, man...she's my life. So, if you have any ideas about touching...hugging...kissing...you 'member these words...I got no problem going back to prison."
Pablo Francisco-"Heuvo Splash, for the man who shaves his heuvos!"
Carlos Mencia-"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never f--kin' hurt me. That's the rules! Those are the rules. But now our little pussy kids--Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words may devastate my inner child forever... Ohmigod! You're a little bitch! What happened to you?!"
Dane Cook-"The moment her leg locks like this, you've just driven into F--kville...and she's the mayor!"
Dave Chapelle-"You hear a man tell a story, it be just facts: who, what, when, where, why. "It was me and Bob, we was at Safe Way, n' that ni--a Bob said this, then I punched that ni--a, and then I broke out!" That's the story. But women gotta talk to ya'. I'll be sittin' there watchin' tv, chillin' n' shit, my old lady'll come up to me, "David...we need to talk." "F--K!" I don't say that out loud, that's how I feel inside."
George Lopez-"Those better be tears of joy!"
Mitch Hedberg-"I can't tell you what hotel I'm staying at but there are two trees involved...let's call this hotel sumem tree...so they had a meeting, it was quite short. How 'bout tree? No. Double Tree? Hell yeah! Meeting adjurned."
Frank Caliendo-"I love that we have a President that looks like he's looking directly into the sun..."
Chris Rock-"Are we ready for a black President? Why not, we just had a retarded one!"
(The Kings of Comedy)-Steve Harvey-"I don't know how much money y'all think I got! But ya'll keep passing this thing by me ya' gonna' f--k around and come up short!"
D.L. Hughley-"Hey, let me holla' at y'all. F--k each and every last one a y'all.." "You musta' got a new job." "You damn right I do."
Cedric the Entertainer-"Y'all ever been to a ghetto-ass weddin'? Y'all ever seen two ghetto-ass people who love each other and wanna join together in holy matrimony?"
and Bernie Mac-"Don't be afraid of the word motherf--ker. Because the word motherf--ker is a noun; it describes a person, place, or thing."
Robin Williams-"That is the point at which you realize that God gave you a brain and a penis and only enough blood to operate one at a time."
Richard Pryor-(lights a match) "What's that? Richard Pryor running down the street."
George Carlin-"To me war is a lot prick waving. Okay? Simple thing, that's all it is. War is a whole lot of men standing out in a field waving their pricks at one another. Men are insecure about the size of their dicks and so they have to kill one another over the idea. That's what all that asshole jock bullshit is all about. That's what all that adolescent, macho, male posturing and strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about. It's called dick fear. Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate and so they have to compete with one another to feel better about themselves. And since war is the ultimate competition, basically men are killing each other in order to improve their self-esteem. You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see the bigger-dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What? They have bigger dicks? Bomb them!' And, of course, the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks. It's a subconscious need to project the penis into other people's affairs. It's called f--king with people!"
Bill Cosby-"And because of my father, from the ages of 7 to 15 I thought my name was Jesus Christ. He said, "Jesus Christ!" And my brother Russell thought his name was Damn It. "Damn it, will you stop all that noise! And Jesus Christ, sit down!" One day I'm out playing in the rain and my father says, "Damn it, will you get in here!" And I said, "Dad, I'm Jesus Christ..."
Alonzo Bodden -"The problem is we're men. You're giving us far too much credit, ok. Women are very complicated creatures, women think things through, they plan things, they cause-and-effect, it all makes a difference. Men don't do that. We live in the moment. All a guy cares about is having a good time right now. If a guy's having fun, we ain't thinking about nothin'. We ain't thinking about the future...we don't remember nothin' from the past... If we were to tell you the honest truth, it would simply be: seemed like a good idea at the time."
Ty Barnett-"What if you over at Lois' house, at like 3 o'clock in the morning, Superman come over...drunk. 'LOIS! LOIS! I know you in there! Bitch I can see you!'"
Margaret Cho-"They have no right to call themselves Christians. Because they have no Christianity to them. They have no kindness, they have no compassion, no charity. I want Jesus to come back and say, "That's not what I meant!" They need to read the scripture. Where it says in Matthew Chapter 4, Verse 17, it says "'Shut the f--k up.'" That's King James version, by the way..."
Greg Giraldo-"It's just the longer you're in a relationship, it's just hard to sustain that energy. Look at Titanic, everyone said that was the most romantic movie. Yeah, because it was about two teenagers that knew eachother for two days! They should have done it about a couple that had been together for a few years. Let's see how romantic they would have stayed during that whole crisis. "Get in the g--damn boat, Rose!" "I don't wanna get in the boat..." "Get in the boat, I'm freezing my ass off out here! I wanted to go to Jamaica, but no! 'I don't wanna go to Jamaica, I wanna take a cruise in the middle of the winter!' "You never draw me naked anymore..."
Favorite Videos on YouTube-The Juggernaut Bitch and J2: Juggment Day (Hysterically funny! If you remember the old X-Men cartoons 4m the 90's, you will die laughing...),The Real Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (For all those children out there who grew up with the original Rangers, this is a must. Compliments of the MyWay Parody Guys), AMV Comedians (3, 4.5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 are my favorites. If you like Dave Chapelle, Pablo Francisco, Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg and many other comedians, you will die laughing. I highly recommend that you watch these videos somewhere that hysterical laughing is appropriate.), Supernatural in the Park and Supernatural: I'm Super! (Fans of Supernatural and South Park rejoice!), JAWS: Special Edition (For all those fans of Adult Swim out there...), Animated JAWS tribute and Star Wars Episode III Animated (Again, if you've seen these movies you will die laughing, if not they're still funny, but seriously what planet are you from? lol), Jaws 4, by Richard Jeni (A comedians hilarious take on the crapfest that was JAWS the Revenge), 'JAWS' in 60 Seconds, the Dark Knight Joker Interrogation Parody, Best of the RiffTrax of Twilight, The Matrix, 300, Batman and Robin (pretty much any RiffTrax is riotously funny), etc. Youtube has an amazing selection of hilarious videos, check it out!
I am planning to write Vampire Diaries Janna fics, X-Men Romy and X-Men: Evolution Romy, Emott, and Lancitty/Landa, as well as one or two Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles fics. I also have a few ideas for Twilight fics rolling around in my head, but nothing definite. Perhaps I'll write some Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo at some point...
My first Vampire Diaries fic is basically my version of how season 2 would go (now an alternate telling of the season that just ended) where Jeremy turns into a vampire in the aftermath of Founder's Day (1x22) and with the help of a strange new witch, Elyse St. Clair, and her vampire, Caleb Arceneaux, brings Anna back to life. Jeremy and Anna don't get an immediate happily-ever-after though. They have to deal with Katherine, the reemergence of animal attacks--that are not the work of vampires--as well as Tyler Lockwood's transformation. What are Katherine's plans? How does Elena fit into them? Will Jeremy and Anna both survive and if they do will it be together? The title is "Resurrection."
I had another idea for a Vampire Diaries fic today: After being pulled back from death's doorstep, Jeremy finds himself faced with the spirits of his two dead vampire girlfriends, Vicki and Anna. They have shocking news for him and the other loved ones they left behind. How will Jeremy's relationship with Bonnie fare when he hears what they have to say? (Obviously not well since I'm a die hard Janna fan ;-}) The title I have in mind at the moment is "Walk Away" but it'll probably change.
The most vivid idea I have for an X-Men: Evolution fic is about Rogue (big shocker there, huh?). It operates on the thought I had of, Rogue is so afraid of her powers, but what if she wasn't? What if Rogue suddenly decided there was nothing to be afraid of w/her powers? What if she actually liked to use them? I mean the school was called 'Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters', so why not use her gift? This idea is loosely based off of Rogue's actions after the trial of Gambit (Uncanny X-Men #350) as well as when she and Gambit are reunited after the infamous kiss that occurred in X-Men # 41 (I'm not 100 percent sure that's the issue #, but it's close enough). And when she kinda goes through touch withdrawl after -ahem- "being" w/Gambit only to be separated 4m him (UXM #353). Also, in the earlier incarnations she seems to enjoy touching people and seeing their thoughts and stuff. Well, just because I'm totally evil, here's the big twist...Selene...If you know who she is, you know she's just trouble. Well, she's the catalyst for Rogue's new way of thinking in this fic. Oh, if you happen to know anything really good about Selene, please hit me up! I'm relying on her description 4m Wikipedia and one old X-Men card 4m like 1992 right now, so any knowledge would be appreciated, otherwise I'll just chalk up any big differences in her to artistic license and the fact that she doesn't even show up in Evo. So basically Selene and Rogue will be painting the town red, whatever will the X-Men do? Special guest appearances by the Hellfire Club and maybe a certain flaming bird...what's it called again...Pheonix?! And a certain cajun should make an appearance...lol Big time ROMY action! The title for this fic right now is "Forsaken."
Another X-Men: Evo fic idea I've had is for Emma and Scott. Loosely inspired by Pheonix: Endsong and Xavier's vision of the future in Evo where you see Jean become the Pheonix. Yes, I know Emma isn't mentioned in Evo, but I like her so much better w/Scott than Jean! Basically Scott is having doubts about his relationship w/Jean, and Emma just so happens to join the X-Men around that time. Emma spends time w/Scott and Jean begins to go Pheonix. Question-Which Pheonix should I make her? Like the original comic and cartoon 4m the 1990's version (Pheonix is a separate entity that takes her over), or the movie and Ultimate X-Men version (I think, not an avid Ultimate X reader, sorry!) and have her just become infinitely powerful? I kinda prefer the old way, but I'm having a hard time thinking up how to do it. Do ya'll really wanna go through the whole Shi'ar thing? I personally wouldn't mind flying Jean's butt into the sun, but then doing the whole Dark Pheonix thing... God, this would be insanely long...but if ya'll wanna read it you better speak up!
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: The working title for this fic is "Stay" and it's basically a John/Cameron romance that occurs after the season one finale. It will explore my version of Cameron's past and origins and how she and John grow closer together.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: This idea is a one-shot lemon inspired by the scene between John and Cam when they see Vick seducing Barbara in "Vick's Chip." What if John asked Cam how far a Terminator could take the charade of being in a relationship w/sexual expectations (i.e., Vick being Barbara's husband) and Cam decides to show him rather than tell him. How far it can go?
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