Metal Chocobo
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Joined 10-18-06, id: 1151842, Profile Updated: 07-30-13
Author has written 16 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Legend of Zelda.

Hello everybody, I'm Metal Chocobo.

About me… well, now I’m a recent college graduate with a BS in botany and I'm hoping to go to grad school. I like a variety of hobbies and always interested in trying new skills.

I read and write in the Legend of Zelda and Kingdom Hearts fandoms. There simply isn't time for me to attach myself to anything else. These fandoms are my substitute for trashy romance novels and I enjoy them thoroughly. I also do some drawing, but it's not very good. My writing skills are much better than my drawing skills, but you can all judge that for yourself, since I have a deviantart account under a very similar name to this one (it's Metal--Chocobo).

Besides Zelda and Kingdom Hearts, I happen to like a variation of other things, I just don't read fanfiction on them. I am very deeply entrenched in the fantasy world and there simply isn’t any point to even think of listing off all the awesome books I’ve read over the years. I also tend to follow lots of different anime or manga series, so if you try talking to me about a series, I’ll have probably read it, or else I will get a hold of the series and read some of it before trying to respond.

I'm willing to read other pairings or other stories as long as they are well written. I abhor bad spelling and bad writing in stories, especially in my own (this is rooted in the fact I am a terrible speller). That is why I dream of having a team of rabid editors. Sadly that isn't currently the case. If there are any mistakes or inaccuracies in my writing, please point them out to me. I'm always interested in improving.

I have this super awesome drawing here. It's fanart of one of my stories, Ordinary Adventures, and finding it took me completely by surprise. It was drawn by this person called "Kasi-no-Kitsune" and she has done an amazing job.

Much to my delight I am pleased to add a link to this wonderful artwork done by KkoolTteok. KkoolTteok was kind enough to tell me about this and, in my head, this is what must have happened directly after the events described in my fic, Pumpkin Sailing.

My favorite pairings:

Kingdom Hearts: SoraxRiku, KairixYuffie, AkuRoku, Zemyx, CloudxLeon, CloudxSora

Legend of Zelda: ZeldaxLink, LinkxSheik, TetraxAryll

LinkxCloud Strife or Clink (It's a funky pairing, but I'm fond of it)

There are other pairings that I love for specific series, but since I don't read fanfiction surrounding them on a regular basis, I'm not going to list them.

News or something like that:

7/30/13: Chapter 5 of HBMS is now posted, completing the fic. I hope you guys enjoy it.

7/23/13: Oh my gosh I have been writing like a fiend for the last week after epic writer's block. The final chapter of HBMS is now written and it's longer than the previous chapters. Noticeably longer than the previous chapters. I guess the characters wanted to get everything out before I finished the fic. Now I've just gotta edit it… let's hope that doesn't take me ages.

5/28/13: I got another piece of fanart!

3/27/13:I just posted the beginning of a new KairixYuffie story. It's called Hollow Bastion Museum of Science and I'm enjoying writing it. Should turn out to be around five chapters, maybe it'll end up being six. I doubt it would be much longer. Looking forward to what people thing of it.

9/30/12: I'm working on writing a few different stories, but we'll see what, if any are ever actually finished. At the moment I'm also trying to make covers for the stories I have posted, since that's a new feature here at ff.net and I'd rather have something that looks right instead of my mug. I know there are at least two covers that will eventually need to be replaced, but at the moment I'm focusing on just getting covers on all the fics.

8/26/12: This may sound a little crazy, but I've posted new fic! It's called Celebrating on the Seashore and it's a fluffy Kairi/Yuffie oneshot. Hooray for new fic!

6/6/12: At some point I posted a new story, Pumpkin Sailing, which is a Zelda story focusing on Aryll. You should all read and review it. Also, since ff.net has added on a feature to give each story a specific cover I've been making some covers to replace my user ID photo. Some of them aren't that good, but at least they're better than my grumpy face. One of these days I'll be inspired to write and post something new. Maybe after Dream Drop comes out…

2/20/12: Ordinary Adventures chapter 30 is up, which means that the story is now complete. Yes, I can't believe it either.

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The Violet Room by Sarehptar reviews
While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 236,779 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 6/9/2007 - [Demyx, Zexion] Ienzo
Into the Woods by Lyxie reviews
She's the youngest of seven princesses and a powerful sorceress in her own right. But during a seven day festival in one of the most wild and remote parts of the kingdom, Zelda awakens more than just the guardian spirit of the woods...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,238 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
How My Best Friend Screwed Me Over by Tyson FoxFlame reviews
[AkuRoku] It’s funny how life doesn’t always work out how we want. I mean, I expected to leave high school with average grades, looks, and maybe a girlfriend. But my best friend had another plan and decided to turn my life upside down. Some friend huh?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 111,363 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Handprint On My Heart by Miss Leanne reviews
Princess Zelda speaks out on her relationship with the Princess of Twilight, Midna. ZeldaxMidna later: ZeldaxLink Rated T for brief sensuality, violence and language. Revision process finished 4/5/2010.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Zelda, Midna - Complete
Vagrants Rhapsody by NineCalaveras reviews
From sadness to joy, from friends to lovers, from legends to...media targets? Follow the story of Tifa and Yuffie as they go on a trip that reveals the pains and hopes of their hearts through old friends, livid fathers, crazed criminals, and fat chocobos
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 177,886 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Tifa L., Yuffie K.
Glass Vase Cello Case by risokura reviews
My mom is a crazy workaholic, my two gay best friends can't keep their hands off each other, I can't understand my French cousin at all and have I forgot to mention? I think I'm in love with the star runner on the girl's track team. YuffieKairi AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,656 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Yuffie K., Kairi - Complete
The Weekly Hyrule News by BatNeko reviews
What would you do if suddenly all the old stories and legends started walking the streets at night? Well, here's hoping you have friends as good as Link's. Complete!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,498 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness reviews
I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Ordinary Story by Lyxie reviews
AU LZ fluff! Meet Zelda, misunderstood 16 year old female, and meet Link, her new guardians' son. Oh dear... Chaos and humiliation ensue. Next chapter, number... EEK! The galaxy rips open and chaos rules. Not really, but that would be better than this.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 158,386 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Link, Zelda
Raspberry Heaven by Falaphesian reviews
It's another dull summer and Kairi isn't looking forward to spending it alone now that Riku and Sora are an item. Her new job introduces her to some 'interesting' friends and Kairi soon learns more about herself than she ever wanted to know. YxK,LxC,RxS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,165 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Yuffie K., Kairi - Complete
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Spirit of the Costume reviews
Kairi hadn't wanted to take her little nephew to organized Halloween festivities, but she was even less thrilled about being mugged on the way back. Fortunately there was someone dressed like Nightwing to the rescue? AU, Kairi/Yuffie.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Kairi, Yuffie K., Lea - Complete
Play Ball! reviews
Link finds himself playing for Zelda's team in a game of octoball derby against Hilda's team. The stakes are surprisingly high as it turns out the princesses are playing for possession the Triforce. A sports story with minor Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Link, Zelda, Princess Hilda - Complete
Hollow Bastion Museum of Science reviews
There are a lot of benefits to working at a prestigious museum. Kairi hadn't realized meeting Yuffie was one of them. Kairi/Yuffie
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,236 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Kairi, Yuffie K. - Complete
Celebrating on the Seashore reviews
Yuffie can't believe all her girlfriend wants for her birthday is a day together at the beach. Kairi doesn't even want a present! Well, present or not, Yuffie's going to make Kairi's birthday as fun as she is. A fluffy Yuffie/Kairi oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Yuffie K., Kairi - Complete
Pumpkin Sailing reviews
Since starting college Aryll found the thing she missed most about home was sailing. So when she got an email advertising the chance to sail again she couldn't pass on it. However, she wasn't quite certain how to sail in a pumpkin.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Aryll, Tetra - Complete
Ordinary Adventures reviews
While working a summer shift at a cafe on the island, Kairi just wants a little adventure in her life; maybe a boyfriend. However, when a surf competition comes to town, she finds...something else. Kairi/Yuffie, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 177,649 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Kairi, Yuffie K. - Complete
Once Upon a Time reviews
In an attempt to put his precocious daughter to sleep, Link finds himself telling a bedtime story. Somehow, as usual, things don't go quite as smoothly as he planned. Zelink, warning one major OC.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,725 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Swimming Lessons reviews
'It's not my fault I've never had a swimming lesson,' Link thought bitterly as he scratched his arms. 'I've never lived in an area that actually had enough water to swim in it.' Unfortunately, swimming is a national graduation requirement. AU, Zelink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
All About Chemistry reviews
Wanting to survive Gen Chem 103, Zelda finds herself working with an unusual lab partner. Here's hoping they don't blow up the chemistry building. ZeLink, oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Fundraising for Rockets reviews
After the Ordon Gamer's Union decides to shoot off model rockets for their end of the year celebration, they get stuck… washing pets for funds? AU, ZeLink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Hot Water reviews
Roxas always got the short end of the stick in life. However there was no way he was letting his idiotic brothers mess up his chance for a hot shower on the day of his Physics final. [AU, incredibly slight AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Roxas, Axel, Sora, Demyx - Complete
Disney On Ice reviews
Disney Princesses On Ice, an exciting evening for any eight year old. Especially when she gets to go with her older brother and his best friend. It's a shame Link and Zelda don't feel quite the same way. ZeLink, oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Tag reviews
Sephiroth was not pleased. Usually that meant the world was subjected to something just short of the Apocalypse. Today it meant he had to babysit. He had to babysit his fifteen year old brother.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sephiroth, Aerith G. - Complete
The Element Demyxium reviews
After years of having a rather onesided friendship, Demyx wasn't really certain what to expect when Zexion invited him out for coffee. oneshot, AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Mistletoe on Hanukkah reviews
Just in time for Hanukkah Riku learns that Sora is Jewish. So of course they have to celebrate it together. RxS, oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Cheapskate Cuccos reviews
While Zelda was grocery shopping, she received unwelcome attention from three creeps and some unexpected aid. [ZeLink, oneshot]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete