Metal Chocobo
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Joined 10-18-06, id: 1151842, Profile Updated: 12-20-15
Author has written 18 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Legend of Zelda.

Hello everybody, I'm Metal Chocobo.

As you can see from my body of work I've written a fair amount of Kingdom Hearts and Legend of Zelda fic over the years. I'm still writing, but my current fanoms (or really fandom) doesn't really fit on this site. So I'm not particularly active here. Still, I love my Zelink and Kairi/Yuffie and will post it here if I write more.

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The Violet Room by sarehptar reviews
While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 279,916 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/9/2007 - [Demyx, Zexion] Ienzo - Complete
Into the Woods by Lyxie reviews
She's the youngest of seven princesses and a powerful sorceress in her own right. But during a seven day festival in one of the most wild and remote parts of the kingdom, Zelda awakens more than just the guardian spirit of the woods...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,238 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
How My Best Friend Screwed Me Over by Tyson FoxFlame reviews
[AkuRoku] It’s funny how life doesn’t always work out how we want. I mean, I expected to leave high school with average grades, looks, and maybe a girlfriend. But my best friend had another plan and decided to turn my life upside down. Some friend huh?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 111,363 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Handprint On My Heart by Miss Leanne reviews
Princess Zelda speaks out on her relationship with the Princess of Twilight, Midna. ZeldaxMidna later: ZeldaxLink Rated T for brief sensuality, violence and language. Revision process finished 4/5/2010.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Zelda, Midna - Complete
Vagrants Rhapsody by NineCalaveras reviews
From sadness to joy, from friends to lovers, from legends to...media targets? Follow the story of Tifa and Yuffie as they go on a trip that reveals the pains and hopes of their hearts through old friends, livid fathers, crazed criminals, and fat chocobos
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 177,886 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Tifa L., Yuffie K.
Glass Vase Cello Case by risokura reviews
My mom is a crazy workaholic, my two gay best friends can't keep their hands off each other, I can't understand my French cousin at all and have I forgot to mention? I think I'm in love with the star runner on the girl's track team. YuffieKairi AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,656 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Yuffie K., Kairi - Complete
The Weekly Hyrule News by BatNeko reviews
What would you do if suddenly all the old stories and legends started walking the streets at night? Well, here's hoping you have friends as good as Link's. Complete!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,498 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness reviews
I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Ordinary Story by Lyxie reviews
AU LZ fluff! Meet Zelda, misunderstood 16 year old female, and meet Link, her new guardians' son. Oh dear... Chaos and humiliation ensue. Next chapter, number... EEK! The galaxy rips open and chaos rules. Not really, but that would be better than this.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 158,386 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Link, Zelda
Raspberry Heaven by Falaphesian reviews
It's another dull summer and Kairi isn't looking forward to spending it alone now that Riku and Sora are an item. Her new job introduces her to some 'interesting' friends and Kairi soon learns more about herself than she ever wanted to know. YxK,LxC,RxS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,165 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Yuffie K., Kairi - Complete
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Cat Burglar reviews
"Oh Louise," Zelda groaned. The white fluffy cat gently placed a pair of boxers at her feet. "You need to stop stealing people's underwear." Modern AU, minor Zelink, some cat hijinks.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30
I Want to Believe reviews
Moving from Florida to New Mexico was hard for Zelda, but now that she's here she just wants to fit in and make some friends. The only problem is that Clock Town is an alien obsessed tourist trap and one of her new friends thinks her cattle are going to be abducted by Them. While she doesn't believe in aliens her new circumstances may change that. Slight Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Zelda, Link, Romani - Complete
Spirit of the Costume reviews
Kairi hadn't wanted to take her little nephew to organized Halloween festivities, but she was even less thrilled about being mugged on the way back. Fortunately there was someone dressed like Nightwing to the rescue? AU, Kairi/Yuffie.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Kairi, Yuffie K., Lea - Complete
Play Ball! reviews
Link finds himself playing for Zelda's team in a game of octoball derby against Hilda's team. The stakes are surprisingly high as it turns out the princesses are playing for possession the Triforce.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Link, Zelda, Princess Hilda - Complete
Hollow Bastion Museum of Science reviews
There are a lot of benefits to working at a prestigious museum. Kairi hadn't realized meeting Yuffie was one of them. Kairi/Yuffie
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Kairi, Yuffie K. - Complete
Celebrating on the Seashore reviews
Yuffie can't believe all her girlfriend wants for her birthday is a day together at the beach. Kairi doesn't even want a present! Well, present or not, Yuffie's going to make Kairi's birthday as fun as she is. A fluffy Yuffie/Kairi oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Yuffie K., Kairi - Complete
Pumpkin Sailing reviews
Since starting college Aryll found the thing she missed most about home was sailing. So when she got an email advertising the chance to sail again she couldn't pass on it. However, she wasn't quite certain how to sail in a pumpkin.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Aryll, Tetra - Complete
Ordinary Adventures reviews
While working a summer shift at a cafe on the island, Kairi just wants a little adventure in her life; maybe a boyfriend. However, when a surf competition comes to town, she finds...something else. Kairi/Yuffie, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 177,649 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Kairi, Yuffie K. - Complete
Once Upon a Time reviews
In an attempt to put his precocious daughter to sleep, Link finds himself telling a bedtime story. Somehow, as usual, things don't go quite as smoothly as he planned. Zelink, warning one major OC.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,725 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Swimming Lessons reviews
'It's not my fault I've never had a swimming lesson,' Link thought bitterly as he scratched his arms. 'I've never lived in an area that actually had enough water to swim in it.' Unfortunately, swimming is a national graduation requirement. AU, Zelink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
All About Chemistry reviews
Wanting to survive Gen Chem 103, Zelda finds herself working with an unusual lab partner. Here's hoping they don't blow up the chemistry building. ZeLink, oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Fundraising for Rockets reviews
After the Ordon Gamer's Union decides to shoot off model rockets for their end of the year celebration, they get stuck… washing pets for funds? AU, ZeLink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Hot Water reviews
Roxas always got the short end of the stick in life. However there was no way he was letting his idiotic brothers mess up his chance for a hot shower on the day of his Physics final. [AU, incredibly slight AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Roxas, Axel, Sora, Demyx - Complete
Disney On Ice reviews
Disney Princesses On Ice, an exciting evening for any eight year old. Especially when she gets to go with her older brother and his best friend. It's a shame Link and Zelda don't feel quite the same way. ZeLink, oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Zelda, Link, Aryll - Complete
Tag reviews
Sephiroth was not pleased. Usually that meant the world was subjected to something just short of the Apocalypse. Today it meant he had to babysit. He had to babysit his fifteen year old brother.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sephiroth, Aerith G. - Complete
The Element Demyxium reviews
After years of having a rather onesided friendship, Demyx wasn't really certain what to expect when Zexion invited him out for coffee. oneshot, AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Mistletoe on Hanukkah reviews
Just in time for Hanukkah Riku learns that Sora is Jewish. So of course they have to celebrate it together. RxS, oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Cheapskate Cuccos reviews
While Zelda was grocery shopping, she received unwelcome attention from three creeps and some unexpected aid. [ZeLink, oneshot]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete