ColdFusion180hide bio
Author has written 287 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Justice League, Galaxy Rangers, Blackadder, Hobbit, Star Trek: Lower Decks, and Extraordinary Attorney Woo. I like to write for fun, but I don't write often. Mainly because I find it difficult, have little time to write and I'm very critical of my work. I do get lots of ideas but not enough time to pursue them. Almost all disclaimers come at the end of the stories so as not to give away surprises. |
Invasion Of The Goosebabies From Another Dimension by Red Witch reviews
Dedicated to Coldfusion180! More interdimensional visitors visit the Mansion and cause chaos, much to the dismay of most of the mutants except for Kurt and Todd.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
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Q the Craziness reviews
Q vs. the Lower Decks.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Riding Along in Our Acolytemobile reviews
Sequel to "Shave Every Day and You'll Always be Keen". A car ride with the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Not-So-Great Debates reviews
There are times when Starfleet officers confront and discuss topics of great moral, ethical or scientific importance. At other times...not so much.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Shave Every Day and You'll Always be Keen reviews
Occam's Razor proposes that the simplest explanation is often the most preferable. Though no amount of proposals could ever explain the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
It's a Lower Decks Life reviews
Yet another example of the Lower Deckers highlighting the 'sung' aspect of being the unsung members of Starfleet.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Positively Negative Reinforcement reviews
Encouragement and praise can motivate people to the heights of success. In the Acolytes' case, it is more like the depths of madness.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Lower Deckfully Clean reviews
What happened to the real Cleaner who was supposed to undertake a mission into the Neutral Zone? Only the Lower Deckers unknowingly know.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, S. Rutherford - Complete
Archetypal Acolytes reviews
More daily life with the Acolytes in their usual abnormal way.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Ensigns Gone Vogue reviews
The Lower Deckers are called in to help deal with a planetary crisis, but not in the way they were expecting.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Coup-Coup for Coup Fourres reviews
There's the wrong way, the right-of-way and the Acolyte way as the Acolytes attempt to play Mille Bornes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Those Klirping Clickets reviews
How the crew of the Cerritos fared during their first encounter with the Clickets. Some encounters are ignored and forgotten for a reason.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/18 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, C. Freeman, T'ana - Complete
Not-So-Helpful Helpers reviews
Magneto finds out the hard way that the most dangerous gadgets are those wielded by the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Code of the Cerritos reviews
Whoever claimed rules are not meant to be broken obviously never served aboard the Cerritos.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2024 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Driven Out of My Mind reviews
Magneto laments as the Acolytes' latest antics proceed to drive him absolutely mad. It must be a very short trip.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2024 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth, Mastermind - Complete
Remy Holds the Key to Your Heart reviews
Rogue is still struggling to deal with the aftermath with her unexpected encounter with Mystique. So who better to cheer her up than a visit by everyone's favorite Cajun?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2024 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Learn to Burn It reviews
Piotr learns more than he counts on when Pyro and Remy attempt to teach him a new skill.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2024 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
There's Madness in the Acolyte Base reviews
Few truths are as insane and self-evident as those displayed by the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2024 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Chaos - Classified reviews
A look at what happened during Rutherford's memory lapses involving the Romulan Bird-of-Prey. One may be better off not knowing.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2024 - S. Rutherford, Shaxs, A. Billups - Complete
Every Mutant's a Critic reviews
The Acolytes share their opinions, reviews and reactions about a certain movie involving mutants.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2024 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Kicking a Gift Horse in the Mouth reviews
A visitor to the Cerritos learns the hard way that good intentions can easily lead to unintended insanity.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2024 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Halloween Havoc reviews
More madness breaks out aboard the Cerritos during an attempt to celebrate Halloween. And for once the Lower Deckers aren't responsible for it.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/18/2024 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Harried is the Head of the Acolytes reviews
Home is where one hangs one's hat. Unless one happens to be an Acolyte.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2024 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Sub Rutherford reviews
Rutherford has been acting suspicious lately and the other Lower Deckers are determined to find out why.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2024 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Why Did the Acolyte Cross the Playground? reviews
More proof that the Acolytes are truly young at heart. Whether they want to be or not.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2024 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Once Upon a Starship reviews
Tendi learns more than she bargains for about certain Human cultural literary classics.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2024 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Imitation is the Surest Form of Insanity reviews
Mystique tries to locate Magneto's secret base in order for Rogue to absorb and take down the Acolytes. Definitely not one of her better ideas.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2024 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Mystique/Raven D., Pyro - Complete
Gee, Commander Ransom
Mariner rants about her latest run-in with Ransom in her usual raring Mariner manner.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2024 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
If I Were an X-Man reviews
Piotr ponders having a life other than that of an Acolyte.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2024 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
One Person's Junk reviews
It is often said that Archeology is a form of madness. And none prove such an adage better than the Lower Deckers of the Cerritos.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2024 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
No More Mutants Jumping on the Beds reviews
The Acolytes go to a furniture store.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2024 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
To Boimler, With Love reviews
The Lower Deckers discover love is indeed one of the most powerful and mysterious forces in the universe. Along with being one the most insane.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2024 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Safari Into Sabertooth's Nose reviews
The Acolytes brainstorm another wild possible trip while giving Mastermind another headache.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2024 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Away Teams Anonymous reviews
The Lower Deckers go on an away mission of several crewmembers' dreams and Captain Freeman's nightmares.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2024 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, S. Rutherford, C. Freeman - Complete
Out With the Old Madness, In With the New reviews
The process of throwing old out stuff to make room for getting new stuff is a basic, never-ending cycle of life. Unfortunately for Magneto, so are madness and insanity.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2024 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Communication is often the first step to opening the door to peace and understanding. For the crew of the Cerritos, it is too often the complete opposite.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2024 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Moving Days are a Pain reviews
The Acolytes once again prove the old adage, "The more things change, the more they stay insane".
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2024 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Improbable Deniability reviews
Mariner shows there is more than one way to end a standoff. Not to mention the rest of Boimler's sanity.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2024 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Dodo Daycare reviews
Mastermind is left behind at the base while the other Acolytes are in London. Unfortunately, he is not the only one.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2024 - Mastermind - Complete
For the Record reviews
The Lower Deckers attempt to tackle a duty that makes even the sanest of minds go mad.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2024 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
In Case of Acolytes Break Glass reviews
The Acolytes' latest hobby ends up giving Magneto another headache. In more ways than one.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2024 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Infinite Insanity in Infinite Discombobulations
The Lower Deckers discover reunions can turn out to be crazy, awkward and unexpected affairs. So what else is new?
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, Migleemoo - Complete
Tendi's Here
Tendi displays her usual boundless enthusiasm upon being given an atypical assignment.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Published: 12/18/2023 - D. Tendi - Complete
Ensign Cellophane
Boimler laments about the current status of his career. At least the way he sees it.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2023 - B. Boimler, J. Ransom - Complete
Techno-Babble
Rutherford gives an unforgettable demonstration of a time-honored Starfleet tradition.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2023 - D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
When You Tick Off Mama reviews
Freeman attempts to confront Mariner over her recent round of unauthorized actions and is met with the usual amount of success.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2023 - B. Mariner, C. Freeman - Complete
Break Some Regs reviews
Mariner drags Boimler into partaking in yet another wild spree of her favorite unconventional pastime.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler - Complete
All I Care About is Rogue reviews
Actions speak louder than words, though none are louder than those performed by an Acolyte.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2023 - Beast/Hank M., Gambit/Remy L., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Jurassic Ark reviews
When dinosaurs roamed the Cerritos.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2023 - B. Mariner, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford, C. Freeman - Complete
Anormalous Personalities reviews
The Acolytes demonstrate once again why they are a unique group of truly unforgettable characters. No matter how hard they or anyone who knows them may try.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2023 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Undercover Craziness reviews
An undercover enemy operative attempts to infiltrate the Cerritos. Boy, did they ever pick the wrong ship!
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Walking With Acolytes reviews
Knowledge is power. Ignorance is bliss. And information about the Acolytes will always be insane.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2023 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Starfleet Wants You! reviews
Starfleet has a legendary reputation of accepting only the best and brightest to attend and serve within its ranks. That is until now.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Sides of Life reviews
The Acolytes showcase different sides of the myriad meanings of life. More like meaningless.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2023 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro, Sabretooth, Mastermind - Complete
A Class of Their Own reviews
The Lower Deckers involve themselves in a classic starship debate. Maybe a little too involved.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Smash Crash reviews
Magneto finally achieves a breakthrough in his long sought goal of achieving mutant supremacy. Not to mention a few breaks in his sanity.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2023 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Insanity à la Starfleet reviews
The crew of the Cerritos prepares themselves for one of the biggest nights of the year. Not to mention one of the most insane.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Musings of the Mindless reviews
The Acolytes take on different kinds of thought experiments. More like thoughtless.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2023 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Rebels, Rebels Everywhere (And Not A Lot to Think) reviews
There are those who hesitate about breaking rules and acting against established conventional authority. And then there are those who revel in it.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Acolyte Potpourri reviews
More mad antics among the Acolytes as they continue to live and achieve the atypical mutant dream.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2023 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Mudd on Your Face reviews
Another shuttle trip involving Boimler and Mariner finds them running into a familiar face, much to Mariner's regret.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler - Complete
Untold Levels of Construction reviews
The Acolytes try doing something constructive while causing the usual amount of destruction that is this group's particular forte.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2023 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Memories Aren't Made of These reviews
The Lower Deckers face the consequences of yet another wild and crazy night. If only they could remember what they did.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Rebuilding Impossible reviews
The Acolytes' attempts to renovate the base only end up wrecking what little remains of Magneto's patience and sanity.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2023 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
When Boimler Met Mariner
Of all the Repair Bays, on all the starships, in all the galaxy, he had to walk into hers.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler - Complete
The Engineer
Rutherford regales the trials and joys of his beloved, chosen profession while upholding the famed reputation of Starfleet engineers.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Mutant Paradox reviews
The Acolytes try their hands at various kinds of puzzles.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2023 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Fun With Plasmas reviews
Boimler enlists Rutherford's help with experimenting on himself with ancient plasmas in an attempt to be accepted back to The Farm. The Federation Funny Farm would be far more appropriate.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Scene From a Bar reviews
Captain Freeman returns from her temporary absence of command to find once again there is no scene like the bar scene aboard the starship Cerritos.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2023 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, S. Rutherford, C. Freeman - Complete
The Midnight Raid of Remy LeBeau reviews
Historians commonly criticize Henry Wadsworth Longfellow for his various mistakes. Though none are as bad, painful or shocking as the one Remy makes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2023 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Flying Miss Tendi reviews
T.S. Eliot once wrote, "The journey, not the destination matters." T.S. Eliot obviously never had Tendi as a pilot.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2023 - B. Boimler, D. Tendi - Complete
Further Adventures of The Dog reviews
More glimpses of daily life aboard the Cerritos as seen from The Dog's point of view.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2023 - Complete
Free the Flames reviews
Magneto's latest attempt to punish Pyro shows that one can't keep a good flame down.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2023 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
I Will Date Rogue reviews
Remy makes a bold declaration about his love life. More like a lack thereof.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2023 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
King of Mutants reviews
The Acolytes speculate about the potential future of mutants while proving once again it is the insane who will inherit the Earth.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2023 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
It's a Fine Life reviews
Everyone performs their own personal morning rituals, customs or traditions. For the Acolytes, performance is the right word.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2023 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
A Dog by Any Other Name reviews
Tendi is very happy and excited about her new dog The Dog. Too bad other members of the crew can't say the same.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2022 - D. Tendi - Complete
Grid and Bear It reviews
Repair work can often be a dull, boring and tedious task. Except when performed by the Lower Decks.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, S. Rutherford - Complete
Acolyte Interlude reviews
The Acolytes attempt to address their adoring public while preparing for whatever collected madness their wacky, unwritten futures may bring.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2022 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Best Served Cold reviews
All good things must come to an end as the Lower Deckers strive to enjoy their just desserts.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
A Captain's Work is Never Done reviews
Being a Starfleet captain means bearing a great weight of duty and responsibility. In the Cerritos' case, it's more like insanity.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, C. Freeman, Shaxs - Complete
Luck of the Acolytes reviews
The Acolytes try their luck at the lottery. Too bad they already hit the jackpot for madness.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2022 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Workout With Mariner reviews
Regular exercise sessions can be a good way to stay healthy and relieve stress. When done with Mariner, it is more like the complete opposite.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler - Complete
Acolyte Soiree reviews
Another unforgettable gathering with the Acolytes and their unsuspecting guests.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2022 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Springtime for Dukat reviews
The Lower Deckers put on a truly unforgettable performance. Unfortunately.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Hope for the Sane, Expect Madness reviews
Magneto, Sabertooth and Mastermind attempt to rest and reflect on all the craziness caused by their younger companions in the usual Acolyte manner.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2022 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth, Mastermind - Complete
Those Left Behind reviews
A routine mission turns deadly when the Lower Deckers stumble upon a group of Jem'Hadar who believe the Dominion War is still going on. Violence and disorder aren't the only types of madness to ensue.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2022 - Published: 6/18/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Secrets, Secrets Hurt Someone reviews
The Hanbada team learns the hard way that secrets and insanity go hand in hand.
Extraordinary Attorney Woo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2022 - Woo Young-woo, Lee Jun-ho, Choi Su-yeon, Kwon Min-woo - Complete
Of Critters and Chaos reviews
The Lower Deckers' latest accidental encounter with new life results in nothing but madness for the Cerritos.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Insanity, Thy Name is Acolyte reviews
Another bountiful harvest of madness is reaped during the Acolytes' latest round of fun and larks.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2022 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Through the Eyes of a Dodo reviews
A typical day at the Acolyte base as seen from a literal bird's-eye point of view.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2022 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Mastermind - Complete
Unofficially Certifiable reviews
It's crew evaluation time aboard the Cerritos as the head fruitcake attempts to appraise the usual bumper crop of nuts.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
The Wacky and Absurd Game reviews
The Acolytes go to a golf course.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2022 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Here Be Dragons reviews
A look at one of the Cerritos' earlier interactions with Queen Paolana.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2022 - D. Tendi, S. Rutherford, C. Freeman, A. Billups - Complete
Burning Binges reviews
A healthy fire can often provide warmth, comfort, reassurance and well-being. Except when the Acolytes are involved.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2022 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
One Accursed Evening reviews
Mastermind is going on a date. Will the other Acolytes leave him alone? Does one even have to ask?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2022 - Published: 3/18/2022 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
What Fools These Mortals Be reviews
Antics during the crew's latest mission are three for three when proving the paraphrase of a classic Starfleet saying: "Fate protects fools, overgrown children, and ships named Cerritos".
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Subspace Side Trip
Mariner drags Boimler along on another unplanned outing where they encounter more of the unexpected. So what else is new?
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler - Complete
Terminal Repercussions reviews
The Lower Deckers attempt to recover unique Starfleet technology after the encounter with the Drookmani only to encounter one more unexpected adversary scavenging amongst the cargo.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Doctor Migleemo, I Presume reviews
A new ship's counselor joins the crew of the Cerritos. Talk about one more cracked nut adding to the nuthouse.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, C. Freeman - Complete
Mutants, Mysteries and Mayhem reviews
The Acolytes play a video mystery game.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2022 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Cooking With Mariner reviews
The Lower Deckers finally discover something Mariner absolutely can not do. Besides act sane.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2022 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
The Ballad of Magneto reviews
How does Magneto hope his life and legacy will be immortalized by future mutant generations? Definitely not like this.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2022 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
The Cerritos reviews
Tendi enjoys another typical day aboard the Cerritos while happily singing the praises of her favorite sanity-free starship.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2021 - D. Tendi - Complete
I Can Do Without You
Another unauthorized situation leads Mariner and Boimler to bicker and squabble amongst themselves. And they wonder why so many people mistake them to be a couple.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2021 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler - Complete
Do You Like the Acolytes? reviews
Magneto's latest plan is finally coming to fruition. Will it succeed? Not if the Acolytes have anything to say about it!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2021 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Fire is a Mutant's Best Friend reviews
Pyro's latest flaming performance brings up the age-old question: With friends like these, who needs enemies?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2021 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Inspection Insanity reviews
A Starfleet inspector discovers the Cerritos lives up to its unofficial dedication plaque motto: "Abandon all sanity ye who come aboard".
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2021 - B. Boimler, D. Tendi, C. Freeman, Shaxs - Complete
Fitness Center Fiasco reviews
The Acolytes go to a fitness center.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2021 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Chaos Among Thieves reviews
Starfleet's hunt for a batch of missing T-88s shows Tendi and Rutherford that crime doesn't pay. But it sure is blind.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2021 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Open Wounds reviews
After Barbara breaks up with him, Boimler and Mariner have a heart-to-heart chat to try and patch up relationships, feelings and plot holes.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2021 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler - Complete
The Greatest Mutant Leader of Them All reviews
Magneto finally receives a fitting, long deserved tribute from the Acolytes in the usual, unconventional way.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2021 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Is There A Doctor In the House? reviews
Xavier receives an unexpected reminder about the threats and challenges certain mutants face on a daily basis. Mostly from other mutants.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2021 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
We're Lower Decks! reviews
Things can get highly shocking when Starfleet officers learn about other life. Though not nearly as shocking as when other life learns about Starfleet.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2021 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Lower Decks Meeting reviews
Starfleet staff meetings can be important, tense, informative or even outright dull. And then there are meetings among the Lower Decks.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2021 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
How to Deal With Maniacs reviews
The Acolytes explore the wide world of how-to videos.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2021 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Coo-Coo Craziness reviews
Proof that living with dodos can be hazardous to one's health. Not to mention one's sanity.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2021 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
What a Tangled Web We Weave reviews
A simple testing assignment turns into a wild outing of action, deception, techobabble and wit. Along with the usual amount of insanity.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2021 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, S. Rutherford - Complete
From the Mixed-Up Logs of the USS Cerritos reviews
A glimpse at a set of the Cerritos' personal logs. And people think some of Kirk's mission logs were nuts.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2021 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Acolyte Aphorisms reviews
A collection of timeless Acolytisms in written and demonstrative form.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/18/2021 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
A Shift in Sickbay reviews
What's a typical Sickbay shift like aboard the Cerritos? Read and find out!
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2021 - D. Tendi, T'ana - Complete
The Ensign of Penzance
Boimler finally gets his big chance to impress the Cerritos' senior staff by performing a number made for him.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2021 - B. Boimler - Complete
Mutant Goose reviews
Please come on in, please stay a while. Enjoy nursery rhymes, mutant style!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2021 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Tempus Loquitur reviews
Encounters involving time travel can often be serious, dramatic, high-stakes affairs. Except when the Lower Deckers are involved of course.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2021 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Roguey, Roguey reviews
Rogue discovers to her embarrassment not all displays of affection are created equal. Especially in public.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2021 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
After Rogue Again reviews
The Acolytes comment on Remy's latest plan as he demonstrates the common definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2021 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Ensign's Holiday reviews
Boimler heads off to spend some leave time on Vendu where he finds anything but rest.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2021 - B. Boimler - Complete
A Starfleet Life for Me! reviews
Mariner indulges in one of her favorite pastimes while Tendi and Rutherford express the joys of being in Starfleet.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2021 - B. Mariner, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Back to Normal, Unfortunately reviews
The Acolytes attempt to rest and recover from their time travel trip while settling back in and returning things to normal. Whatever that is.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2021 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Boimler's Revenge reviews
"Tickle us, do we not laugh? Prick us, do we not bleed? Wreck our dates, shall we not revenge?"
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2021 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi - Complete
Mutant Histeria reviews
An accident during a recruiting mission sends the Acolytes on a madness-packed trip through time. Come see what insanity ensues!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 356,980 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/18/2021 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Communications Problems reviews
Rutherford asks Mariner to help him test his latest project and ends up spreading chaos far beyond the hull of the Cerritos.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2021 - B. Mariner, S. Rutherford - Complete
Acolyte Education reviews
Entropy: a measure of the amount of disorder and randomness in a given system. Also known as: Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2021 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Unwanted Wingman reviews
Boimler is going out on a date. Unfortunately, Mariner decides to get involved.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2021 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler - Complete
Elementary, Dear Ensigns reviews
The Lower Deckers receive their most hazardous and difficult assignment yet.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2021 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Pilot's Ed reviews
Boimler attempts to help Tendi become a fully certified pilot. More like certifiable.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2020 - B. Boimler, D. Tendi - Complete
After Action Interlude reviews
What does the crew of the Cerritos do in the aftermath of the mission involving the generation ship? Anything but rest.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2020 - B. Mariner, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford, Shaxs - Complete
Boimler to the Bone reviews
Boimler continues his mission to earn a promotion by trying to be bad. Try being the operative word here.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2020 - B. Boimler, Stevens - Complete
Saturated Starship reviews
Ever wonder what Rutherford was doing while the Cerritos was engulfed by terraforming fluid? Wonder no more.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2020 - S. Rutherford, T'ana - Complete
Breakdown Boimler reviews
Boimler is going nuts over Mariner's promotion, Tendi is obsessing about helping O'Connor ascend and Rutherford is stuck having to put up with it all.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2020 - B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Baroness of the Brig reviews
A look at why Mariner loves being in the brig. Too bad her crewmates can't say the same.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2020 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
There Be Whales Here reviews
Boimler and Tendi check out one of the rarest and most enigmatic facilities in Starfleet. Too bad it isn't also one of the sanest.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2020 - B. Boimler, D. Tendi - Complete
Jefferies Tubes! Jefferies Tubes! Jefferies Tubes! reviews
It's talent time about the Cerritos as Rutherford gives a performance highlighting his one true love.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2020 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, D. Tendi, S. Rutherford - Complete
Sphere Madness reviews
Companion to A Not-Quite-Brief Debriefing. Tendi and Rutherford discover the hard way that transdimensional entities aren't easily ignored.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2020 - D. Tendi, S. Rutherford, C. Freeman - Complete
A Not-Quite-Brief Debriefing reviews
Companion to Sphere Madness. Commander Ransom debriefs Boimler and Mariner about their recent escort mission to Tulgana IV. Sanity isn't the only thing that will need replenishing after this.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2020 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, J. Ransom - Complete
Bat'leth Friends Forever reviews
The aftermath of Mariner slicing Boimler's leg open with a bat'leth. Let the madness begin.
Star Trek: Lower Decks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2020 - B. Mariner, B. Boimler, T'ana - Complete
Miss Madness reviews
The one lady willingly to hang around the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Colossus, Magneto/Erik L., Pyro, Mastermind - Complete
Raw Meats reviews
Yet another example why staying at the Acolyte base can be dangerous to one's physical and mental health.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2018 - Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Me Ol' Lighter reviews
There are many ways to make fire, but to Pyro one stands out among the rest.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2018 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Where're My Pants? reviews
Magneto learns some questions aren't worth the answers.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Apocalypse Blues reviews
Magneto experiences a problem that for once is not caused by the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Quoth Magneto, Acolytes reviews
No Poe or raven in this tale. Let madness and chaos prevail!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Acolyte BBQ reviews
Feast your eyes and enjoy the ride of another favorite Acolyte pastime.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Click Go the Shears reviews
Magneto's latest attempts to establish order are shattered as the Acolytes perform their version of an iconic, cultural classic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
There is Nothing Like a Dame reviews
Remy leads his teammates in obsessing about the one thing that absolutely can not be found around the Acolyte base. Besides sanity that is.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Dragon High reviews
An unexpected visitor learns the hard way that there are some things dragons should just not be exposed to.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Smaug - Complete
Appeals, Apologies and Other Alliterations reviews
A public message from the Acolytes. Message being a relative term.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Pyro the Mutant reviews
Pyro enjoys being out and about while attempting to brighten up other people's day. Literally.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Pyro - Complete
Fire Free Day reviews
And now for something almost different: a fire-themed story that isn't about Pyro.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Mastermind - Complete
The Game of Acolytes reviews
Whoever said that mutants are the dice of life? Anyone who has ever had to play with Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Mutant Mash reviews
Another wild night filled with madness, explosions and assorted cracked nuts.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Beast/Hank M., Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Acolyte Intelligentsia reviews
Magneto is forced to face a most terrifying revelation.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro, Sabretooth, Mastermind - Complete
Acolytes on the Roof reviews
Some people are able to get away from it all once and while. And then there are the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Active Mutant Gene reviews
It has been said the Acolytes lack a great deal of common sense. Too bad nonsense is something they happen to have in abundance.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Magneto/Erik L., Mastermind - Complete
Mutant Tricks reviews
Mistakes and misdirections abound when Pyro decides to entertain the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Live Balls of Fire reviews
Fires aren't the only things breaking out as Pyro expresses his special relationship with flames.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Pyro - Complete
Ain't That Insane reviews
Exposure to the Acolytes can cause major losses including sanity, dignity and one's will to live.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
There's No Race Like Mutants reviews
Magneto's latest recruiting mission with the Acolytes does not go nearly as planned.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Outfit Anarchy reviews
The Acolytes go to a clothing store.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
It Pays to Do Background Checks reviews
Magneto attempts to recruit another member for the Acolytes, but discovers one minor problem.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Keep the Brotherhood Away From the Zoo reviews
Inspired by Red Witch. Lance gives a piece of advice on how to deal with the Brotherhood.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
Here Be Acolytes reviews
Only the doomed go in where mutants dwell and tread.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Abnormalities to Acolytes reviews
The Acolytes show why they top the list of things one is simply not meant to understand.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Colossus, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Let Me Be Good to You reviews
Remy plans to head into town for a night, but ends up coming across an unexpected and very familiar face.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Socks and a Hard Place reviews
How long will it take until the Acolytes stop causing chaos and insanity? The world may never know.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Thank You Very, Very, Very Much reviews
The moment they have been waiting for has finally arrived and the Acolytes react accordingly.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Colossus, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
I Like Life reviews
Mastermind is having a bad day, so who better to cheer him up than…Sabertooth? Oy vey…
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Mastermind, Sabretooth - Complete
Mister Magnus reviews
Magneto is not amused as the Acolytes highlight some of his more well-known and less appealing attributes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Mutantly Delicious reviews
More fun discussions amongst the Acolytes accompanied by an extra serving of madness or two.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
That's How We Spend the Day Away in the Grand Acolyte Base reviews
Remy, Pyro and Piotr tell Mastermind what life as an Acolyte is all about.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
We Are Acolytes reviews
The Acolytes prepare a special greeting for Mastermind and leave a very distinct impression on him.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Mastermind - Complete
Welcome to the Acolytes! reviews
The Acolytes finally get a new member. And they give him a welcome he will never forget. Oh boy...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Mastermind, Pyro - Complete
Writer's Workshop reviews
Piotr and Pyro talk about the similarities involved in their respective creative mediums.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Magneto of La Mancha reviews
Magneto vents about his current state in the world and vows to do something about it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Crazy Days are Here Again reviews
Just the typical unfettered pace at the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
Nothing But Doom reviews
Pyro gets cloned. Heaven help us all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Pyro, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Doctor Pyro, Report to the Emergency Room reviews
The Acolytes pay a visit to the hospital.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Insanus Persona reviews
Magneto's latest experiment with Pyro confirms the old adage, "Insanity can neither be eliminated nor destroyed, but merely converted from one form to another".
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Utter NonScents reviews
Sequel to Behavior Dis-Odor. More madness ensues as the X-Men experience the effects of Pyro's serum.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Beast/Hank M., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Behavior DisOdor reviews
An ill-conceived attempt to improve himself results in Pyro giving Sabertooth an unexpected disposition.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Gotta Let the Flames Burn Free reviews
Pyro expresses how to properly handle flames while the rest of the Acolytes scramble to deal with Pyro.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Pyro - Complete
Chaos Weary reviews
There is no break from the madness and no rest for Magneto as long as the Acolytes are around.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Remy at the Bat reviews
A tale of Remy trying to woo that person he does crave. If Ernest Thayer read this he'd be rolling in his grave.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, You Wolverine reviews
Sabertooth gets to do a full-length solo while visualizing about his most infamous rivalry.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sabretooth - Complete
Babar and the Acolytes reviews
The Acolytes talk about a beloved, well-known elephant and discover something new about Magneto.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Magneto/Erik L., Colossus - Complete
From Acolytes to All of You reviews
Magneto takes some time to address the public while the other Acolytes get in a few words as well.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Anything for You reviews
Remy's latest hope in pursuing Rogue ends with some unexpected results.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
These Are a Few of My Flammable Things reviews
Pyro attempts to cheer up Piotr in his own unique, fire-centric manner.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Lunatics in Action reviews
Wackiness continues to emanate from the Acolytes while Magneto struggles not to have a nervous breakdown.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Grape Nuts reviews
Pyro's latest activities bear unexpected fruit, much to the other Acolytes' regret.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Dealer's Wild reviews
Poker night at the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Gambit/Remy L., Sabretooth - Complete
The Acolyte Trail reviews
Remy and Pyro play their own version of a historically hazardous journey while Piotr finds himself dragged along for the ride.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Shear Mayhem reviews
The Acolytes visit a hair salon.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Tell You What You Mean to Me reviews
Pyro recites a list of his many personal qualities while Magneto gives his own rebuttal.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Cast Off reviews
Fishing can sometimes be dull and uneventful. Not when the Acolytes are involved.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
The Most Perilous Game reviews
Pyro convinces the Acolytes to play a new jungle-themed board game, not knowing it is the board game who will actually be playing them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
The Three Little Acolytes reviews
A parody of a timeless and unforgettable classic. Do not enter if you wish to keep your innocence and childhood perceptions intact. You have been warned.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
Pyrological Assessment reviews
Henrik Tikkanen once said, "Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence." Obviously, Henrik Tikkanen never met the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Armadillo's Ballroom reviews
Pyro introduces Remy and Piotr to a fun, unorthodox activity involving a certain armored animal.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
AIDS: Acolyte Insanity Driving Syndrome reviews
Magneto vividly demonstrates how exposure to the Acolytes is harmful to one's mental health.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Eavesdropping Serenade reviews
Remy makes another attempt to impress Rogue while the Acolytes listen in on the X-Men.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Pyro and the Plooze reviews
A tale which is told in a manner quite loose, as that used by the late and the great Dr. Seuss.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Pyro, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Acolyte Productions Presents… reviews
Magneto tries to recover from his latest set of ordeals but the Acolytes have other plans.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Assorted Acolyte Insanity reviews
Headaches and burns are abundant as Magneto attempts to survive another day at the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Colossus - Complete
The Wild Acolyte Blues reviews
The Acolytes cut loose and cause havoc as they continue to annoy everyone they encounter.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Comic Funnies reviews
Another fun discussion among the Acolytes with both mental and physical consequences.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
A Day of Yo reviews
The Acolytes get their hands on a yo-yo.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
The Unlamented Fate of PowR 8 reviews
Ever wonder how the Acolytes reacted to the existance of Pow-R 8? Wonder no more.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Yakety Yak reviews
Magneto orders the Acolytes around in a style paralleling an old and unmistakeable hit.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
No Peas, Please reviews
The Acolytes attempt to get Sabertooth to eat foods that go beyond his usual customary diet.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Fun in the Sun reviews
The Acolytes try to enjoy a relaxing day out, but not everything goes according to plan.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
More Puerile Pranks reviews
Sequel to Undetected Guests. After bugging the X-Mansion, the Acolytes decide to stop and hit one more place. Three guesses where they decide to go.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Principal Kelly - Complete
Undetected Guests reviews
Magneto sends the Acolytes on a mission to go bug the X-Mansion, which they plan to accomplish in more ways than one.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Button Buffoonery reviews
Yet another example showing why Acolytes and silliness go hand in hand.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda reviews
A small tribute to help commemorate ANZAC Day starring our very own, homegrown Australian.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Pyro - Complete
Money reviews
Magneto endures an unforgettable performance which describes exactly what his subordinates want from him.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Dishwasher Dysfunctions reviews
Once again the Acolytes try to survive an encounter with another common household appliance.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Crazy reviews
Pyro reflects on what other people think of him as while highlighting one of his most well known attibutes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Pyro - Complete
Acolytes Run Amok reviews
More fun and games take place around the base while Magneto attempts to deal with his latest migraine.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Author, Acolyte reviews
Remy learns more than he wants to know about some of Pyro's literary habits.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
One Step Forward, Three Steps Back reviews
What's the most stressful job in the world? Why being in charge of the Acolytes of course.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Flame Accessories reviews
Pyro demonstrates how to coexist with flames to the tune from a timeless animated classic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Pyro - Complete
Piotr and the Wolverine reviews
A parody of Sergei Prokofiev's beloved children's masterpiece.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Colossus - Complete
Clean up the Sabertooth reviews
Sabertooth's hygienic status has become unbearable so the Acolytes are assigned to do something about it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sabretooth, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Library Encounters reviews
The Acolytes go to a public library, but they're not the only mutants who turn up.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Thiev Thiev Eree reviews
Remy shows his support for the thieving arts by both verbal and physical means.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Ain't We Crazy reviews
Sequel to Struggle for Sanity. The Acolytes try to stay one step ahead of Magneto while they put forth a very rhetorical question.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Struggle for Sanity reviews
Magneto deals with the latest set of Acolyte disturbances while wondering why they always have to happen to him.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Magneto/Erik L., Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Laundry Daze reviews
Doing laundry can often be calm and relaxing. Not when it's done at the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
The Three Acolytes Gruff reviews
The Acolytes supplement the contents of a classic children's story.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
The Cure reviews
Remy wants to get rid of his hiccups. He may have been better off keeping them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
Myriad Museum Mischief reviews
What happens when the Acolytes visit a science museum? Nothing beneficial that's for sure!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Acolyte Saga reviews
Remy and Pyro want to be Vikings and end up convincing a few others to go along as well.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Acolytes and Their Aberrations reviews
Just another typical day at the Acolyte base and once again Pyro is at the heart of it all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Without a Clue reviews
Being a hard-boiled detective isn't easy, especially around the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sabretooth - Complete
How Many Acolytes Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? reviews
Cleaning up the garage can be a dull, boring, simple task. Unless it's left to the Acolytes of course.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Prince Remy reviews
Remy is having trouble finding a new way to impress Rogue until inspiration comes from an unexpected source.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Darling Weekend reviews
Sequel to General Mayhem by Red Witch. Darling is going away on leave. What does he do? Anything but relax.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Reading 'Bout the Acolytes reviews
A little down time with the Acolytes filled with reflection and fun.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Throw Out the Throttle and Give it the Gun! reviews
The Acolytes enjoy the timeless childhood love of playing with model trains.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
What's This reviews
Magneto struggles to remain afloat in a sea of chaos accompanied by a not-quite-classical number about Christmas.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Just the Usual Acolyte Amentia reviews
The Acolytes cause more trouble for Magneto and make one wonder why he continues to keep them around.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Let's Go Kite Flying reviews
Remy tries to impress a certain X-Man when the Acolytes pay a little visit to the park.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Oh, a Doh Doh Day reviews
Imaginations take shape as the Acolytes celebrate a little-known holiday.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Hoover Bloobers reviews
The Acolytes have trouble with a vacuum cleaner.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Daily Living reviews
Piotr tries to enjoy some peace and quiet while his teammates continue to torment Magneto.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Colossus, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Dental Problems reviews
Surprises and chaos abound when the Acolytes are sent to the dentist.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Sabretooth, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Pain of an Antenna reviews
The Acolytes continue to give out headaches and this time they aren't for Magneto.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sabretooth, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Mesozoic Memories reviews
Remy and Piotr are drawn into one of Pyro's favorite pastimes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Acolyte Fools reviews
April Fool's Day has arrived at the Acolyte base and it's open season on everybody.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Slapstick Slap Shots reviews
It's time to hit the ice as the Acolytes try to play hockey.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sabretooth, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
So You Wanna Be an Acolyte reviews
Pietro wants to join the Acolytes and gets an unforgettable welcome.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Magneto/Erik L., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Out on the Town reviews
Sequel to What Do You Do With a Drunken Magneto. In an attempt to minimize the pain of his hangover Magneto kicks the Acolytes out of the base for the night.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
Christmas Cheer reviews
Semi sequel to What Do You Do With a Drunken Magneto. The Acolytes relax and have some fun while watching more of Magneto's drunken antics.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Colossus - Complete
What Do You Do With a Drunken Magneto? reviews
Magneto has finally been driven too far and the Acolytes have to deal with the consequences.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
It's a Difficult Responsibility reviews
Magneto complains to the Acolytes about his goals to the tune of a Christmas special classic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Another Afternoon with the Acolytes reviews
More daily life with the Acolytes as they continue to drive Magneto to the breaking point.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Pyro, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Goose Babies reviews
A gift for Red Witch. Another lab accident involving Shane creates nothing but madness for BETA Mountain.
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Acolyte Halloween reviews
It's Halloween night at the Acolyte base with a few surprises along the way.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
The Few, the Proud, the Acolytes reviews
Magneto goes on a recruiting mission and brings the Acolytes along as well. Who is he trying to recruit? The Juggernaut.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Acolyte Tales reviews
A little education and a bit of madness occurs when the Acolytes discuss a few tall tales.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
Ice Cream Combat reviews
Sequel to Hardware Woes. The Acolytes go out for ice cream, but run into some unexpected and familiar faces.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Hardware Woes reviews
The Acolytes go to a hardware store.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Don't Kill the Messengers reviews
At the end of Far From Home, Clark asks John and Ollie about Kara's new love interest. How do they respond? And how does Clark take the news?
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Sound of a Whistle reviews
The Acolytes learn a few things and find a new way to annoy Sabertooth.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Sabretooth - Complete
Paying the Price reviews
Sequel to Evils of Alcohol. A little bonding among the Acolytes as Pyro deals with his hangover.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Pyro - Complete
Evils of Alcohol reviews
When left alone at the Acolyte base, Pyro unintentionally gets a little drunk. Oh boy...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Pyro - Complete
Acolyte Meeting reviews
Magneto gathers the Acolytes for a meeting, which is something he soon regrets.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Acolyte 500 reviews
The Acolytes have fun with some toys while Magneto gets another headache.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Temperture Troubles reviews
Remy and Pyro complain about the lack of heat while Piotr and Sabertooth compare exploits of being without it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Children of the Sun reviews
Remy and Pyro introduce Piotr to one of the greatest cartoon series ever created.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
The Acolytes and the Training Dome of Doom reviews
A look at an early training session with the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Sabretooth, Colossus - Complete
Dinner With the Acolytes reviews
It's dinnertime for the Acolytes and the food isn't what Magneto expected.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Esuohdam 17 reviews
A parody of the movie Stalag 17. The mutants are in a prison camp, but one of them is a Hydra spy. Who is it? And what kind of madness will ensue?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,391 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Pyro's Motorcycle reviews
Ever wonder why Pyro didn't have a motorcycle in the series? Then let the curiosity end and the madness begin...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Pyro - Complete
Night, Night Acolyte reviews
It's a stormy night, so what do the Acolytes do? Anything but sleep.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Sixteen Hundred Tons reviews
Piotr reflects on how his life is going. He should've made sure he was alone first.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Colossus - Complete
Painting with Pyro reviews
Piotr learns the hard way why Pyro shouldn't be near paint.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete