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Joined 10-18-06, id: 1151913
Author has written 138 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Justice League, Galaxy Rangers, Blackadder, and Hobbit.

I like to write for fun, but I don't write often. Mainly because I find it difficult, have little time to write and I'm very critical of my work. I do get lots of ideas but not enough time to pursue them.

Almost all disclaimers come at the end of the stories so as not to give away surprises.

Invasion Of The Goosebabies From Another Dimension by Red Witch reviews
Dedicated to Coldfusion180! More interdimensional visitors visit the Mansion and cause chaos, much to the dismay of most of the mutants except for Kurt and Todd.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
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Mutant Histeria reviews
An accident during a recruiting mission sends the Acolytes on a madness-packed trip through time. Come see what insanity ensues!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 133,504 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth
Quoth Magneto, Acolytes reviews
No Poe or raven in this tale. Let madness and chaos prevail!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Acolyte BBQ reviews
Feast your eyes and enjoy the ride of another favorite Acolyte pastime.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Click Go the Shears reviews
Magneto's latest attempts to establish order are shattered as the Acolytes perform their version of an iconic, cultural classic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
There is Nothing Like a Dame reviews
Remy leads his teammates in obsessing about the one thing that absolutely can not be found around the Acolyte base. Besides sanity that is.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Dragon High reviews
An unexpected visitor learns the hard way that there are some things dragons should just not be exposed to.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Smaug - Complete
Appeals, Apologies and Other Alliterations reviews
A public message from the Acolytes. Message being a relative term.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Pyro the Mutant reviews
Pyro enjoys being out and about while attempting to brighten up other people's day. Literally.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Pyro - Complete
Fire Free Day reviews
And now for something almost different: a fire-themed story that isn't about Pyro.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Mastermind - Complete
The Game of Acolytes reviews
Whoever said that mutants are the dice of life? Anyone who has ever had to play with Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Mutant Mash reviews
Another wild night filled with madness, explosions and assorted cracked nuts.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Beast/Hank M., Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Acolyte Intelligentsia reviews
Magneto is forced to face a most terrifying revelation.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro, Sabretooth, Mastermind - Complete
Acolytes on the Roof reviews
Some people are able to get away from it all once and while. And then there are the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Active Mutant Gene reviews
It has been said the Acolytes lack a great deal of common sense. Too bad nonsense is something they happen to have in abundance.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Magneto/Erik L., Mastermind - Complete
Mutant Tricks reviews
Mistakes and misdirections abound when Pyro decides to entertain the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Live Balls of Fire reviews
Fires aren't the only things breaking out as Pyro expresses his special relationship with flames.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Pyro - Complete
Ain't That Insane reviews
Exposure to the Acolytes can cause major losses including sanity, dignity and one's will to live.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
There's No Race Like Mutants reviews
Magneto's latest recruiting mission with the Acolytes does not go nearly as planned.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Outfit Anarchy reviews
The Acolytes go to a clothing store.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
It Pays to Do Background Checks reviews
Magneto attempts to recruit another member for the Acolytes, but discovers one minor problem.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Keep the Brotherhood Away From the Zoo reviews
Inspired by Red Witch. Lance gives a piece of advice on how to deal with the Brotherhood.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
Here Be Acolytes reviews
Only the doomed go in where mutants dwell and tread.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Abnormalities to Acolytes reviews
The Acolytes show why they top the list of things one is simply not meant to understand.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Colossus, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Let Me Be Good to You reviews
Remy plans to head into town for a night, but ends up coming across an unexpected and very familiar face.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Socks and a Hard Place reviews
How long will it take until the Acolytes stop causing chaos and insanity? The world may never know.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Thank You Very, Very, Very Much reviews
The moment they have been waiting for has finally arrived and the Acolytes react accordingly.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Colossus, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
I Like Life reviews
Mastermind is having a bad day, so who better to cheer him up than…Sabertooth? Oy vey…
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Mastermind, Sabretooth - Complete
Mister Magnus reviews
Magneto is not amused as the Acolytes highlight some of his more well-known and less appealing attributes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Mutantly Delicious reviews
More fun discussions amongst the Acolytes accompanied by an extra serving of madness or two.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
That's How We Spend the Day Away in the Grand Acolyte Base reviews
Remy, Pyro and Piotr tell Mastermind what life as an Acolyte is all about.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
We Are Acolytes reviews
The Acolytes prepare a special greeting for Mastermind and leave a very distinct impression on him.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Mastermind - Complete
Welcome to the Acolytes! reviews
The Acolytes finally get a new member. And they give him a welcome he will never forget. Oh boy...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Mastermind, Pyro - Complete
Writer's Workshop reviews
Piotr and Pyro talk about the similarities involved in their respective creative mediums.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Magneto of La Mancha reviews
Magneto vents about his current state in the world and vows to do something about it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Crazy Days are Here Again reviews
Just the typical unfettered pace at the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
Nothing But Doom reviews
Pyro gets cloned. Heaven help us all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Pyro, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Doctor Pyro, Report to the Emergency Room reviews
The Acolytes pay a visit to the hospital.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Insanus Persona reviews
Magneto's latest experiment with Pyro confirms the old adage, "Insanity can neither be eliminated nor destroyed, but merely converted from one form to another".
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Utter NonScents reviews
Sequel to Behavior Dis-Odor. More madness ensues as the X-Men experience the effects of Pyro's serum.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Beast/Hank M., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Behavior DisOdor reviews
An ill-conceived attempt to improve himself results in Pyro giving Sabertooth an unexpected disposition.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Gotta Let the Flames Burn Free reviews
Pyro expresses how to properly handle flames while the rest of the Acolytes scramble to deal with Pyro.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Pyro - Complete
Chaos Weary reviews
There is no break from the madness and no rest for Magneto as long as the Acolytes are around.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Remy at the Bat reviews
A tale of Remy trying to woo that person he does crave. If Ernest Thayer read this he'd be rolling in his grave.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, You Wolverine reviews
Sabertooth gets to do a full-length solo while visualizing about his most infamous rivalry.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sabretooth - Complete
Babar and the Acolytes reviews
The Acolytes talk about a beloved, well-known elephant and discover something new about Magneto.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Magneto/Erik L., Colossus - Complete
From Acolytes to All of You reviews
Magneto takes some time to address the public while the other Acolytes get in a few words as well.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Anything for You reviews
Remy's latest hope in pursuing Rogue ends with some unexpected results.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
These Are a Few of My Flammable Things reviews
Pyro attempts to cheer up Piotr in his own unique, fire-centric manner.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Lunatics in Action reviews
Wackiness continues to emanate from the Acolytes while Magneto struggles not to have a nervous breakdown.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Grape Nuts reviews
Pyro's latest activities bear unexpected fruit, much to the other Acolytes' regret.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Dealer's Wild reviews
Poker night at the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Gambit/Remy L., Sabretooth - Complete
The Acolyte Trail reviews
Remy and Pyro play their own version of a historically hazardous journey while Piotr finds himself dragged along for the ride.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Shear Mayhem reviews
The Acolytes visit a hair salon.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Tell You What You Mean to Me reviews
Pyro recites a list of his many personal qualities while Magneto gives his own rebuttal.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Cast Off reviews
Fishing can sometimes be dull and uneventful. Not when the Acolytes are involved.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
The Most Perilous Game reviews
Pyro convinces the Acolytes to play a new jungle-themed board game, not knowing it is the board game who will actually be playing them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
The Three Little Acolytes reviews
A parody of a timeless and unforgettable classic. Do not enter if you wish to keep your innocence and childhood perceptions intact. You have been warned.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
Pyrological Assessment reviews
Henrik Tikkanen once said, "Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence." Obviously, Henrik Tikkanen never met the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Armadillo's Ballroom reviews
Pyro introduces Remy and Piotr to a fun, unorthodox activity involving a certain armored animal.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
AIDS: Acolyte Insanity Driving Syndrome reviews
Magneto vividly demonstrates how exposure to the Acolytes is harmful to one's mental health.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Eavesdropping Serenade reviews
Remy makes another attempt to impress Rogue while the Acolytes listen in on the X-Men.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Pyro and the Plooze reviews
A tale which is told in a manner quite loose, as that used by the late and the great Dr. Seuss.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Pyro, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Acolyte Productions Presents… reviews
Magneto tries to recover from his latest set of ordeals but the Acolytes have other plans.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Assorted Acolyte Insanity reviews
Headaches and burns are abundant as Magneto attempts to survive another day at the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Colossus - Complete
The Wild Acolyte Blues reviews
The Acolytes cut loose and cause havoc as they continue to annoy everyone they encounter.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Comic Funnies reviews
Another fun discussion among the Acolytes with both mental and physical consequences.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
A Day of Yo reviews
The Acolytes get their hands on a yo-yo.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
The Unlamented Fate of PowR 8 reviews
Ever wonder how the Acolytes reacted to the existance of Pow-R 8? Wonder no more.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Yakety Yak reviews
Magneto orders the Acolytes around in a style paralleling an old and unmistakeable hit.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
No Peas, Please reviews
The Acolytes attempt to get Sabertooth to eat foods that go beyond his usual customary diet.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Fun in the Sun reviews
The Acolytes try to enjoy a relaxing day out, but not everything goes according to plan.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
More Puerile Pranks reviews
Sequel to Undetected Guests. After bugging the X-Mansion, the Acolytes decide to stop and hit one more place. Three guesses where they decide to go.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Principal Kelly - Complete
Undetected Guests reviews
Magneto sends the Acolytes on a mission to go bug the X-Mansion, which they plan to accomplish in more ways than one.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Button Buffoonery reviews
Yet another example showing why Acolytes and silliness go hand in hand.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda reviews
A small tribute to help commemorate ANZAC Day starring our very own, homegrown Australian.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Pyro - Complete
Money reviews
Magneto endures an unforgettable performance which describes exactly what his subordinates want from him.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Dishwasher Dysfunctions reviews
Once again the Acolytes try to survive an encounter with another common household appliance.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Crazy reviews
Pyro reflects on what other people think of him as while highlighting one of his most well known attibutes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Pyro - Complete
Acolytes Run Amok reviews
More fun and games take place around the base while Magneto attempts to deal with his latest migraine.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Author, Acolyte reviews
Remy learns more than he wants to know about some of Pyro's literary habits.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
One Step Forward, Three Steps Back reviews
What's the most stressful job in the world? Why being in charge of the Acolytes of course.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Flame Accessories reviews
Pyro demonstrates how to coexist with flames to the tune from a timeless animated classic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Pyro - Complete
Piotr and the Wolverine reviews
A parody of Sergei Prokofiev's beloved children's masterpiece.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Colossus - Complete
Clean up the Sabertooth reviews
Sabertooth's hygienic status has become unbearable so the Acolytes are assigned to do something about it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sabretooth, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Library Encounters reviews
The Acolytes go to a public library, but they're not the only mutants who turn up.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Thiev Thiev Eree reviews
Remy shows his support for the thieving arts by both verbal and physical means.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Ain't We Crazy reviews
Sequel to Struggle for Sanity. The Acolytes try to stay one step ahead of Magneto while they put forth a very rhetorical question.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Struggle for Sanity reviews
Magneto deals with the latest set of Acolyte disturbances while wondering why they always have to happen to him.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Magneto/Erik L., Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Laundry Daze reviews
Doing laundry can often be calm and relaxing. Not when it's done at the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
The Three Acolytes Gruff reviews
The Acolytes supplement the contents of a classic children's story.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
The Cure reviews
Remy wants to get rid of his hiccups. He may have been better off keeping them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
Myriad Museum Mischief reviews
What happens when the Acolytes visit a science museum? Nothing beneficial that's for sure!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Acolyte Saga reviews
Remy and Pyro want to be Vikings and end up convincing a few others to go along as well.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Acolytes and Their Aberrations reviews
Just another typical day at the Acolyte base and once again Pyro is at the heart of it all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Without a Clue reviews
Being a hard-boiled detective isn't easy, especially around the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sabretooth - Complete
How Many Acolytes Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? reviews
Cleaning up the garage can be a dull, boring, simple task. Unless it's left to the Acolytes of course.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Prince Remy reviews
Remy is having trouble finding a new way to impress Rogue until inspiration comes from an unexpected source.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Darling Weekend reviews
Sequel to General Mayhem by Red Witch. Darling is going away on leave. What does he do? Anything but relax.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Reading 'Bout the Acolytes reviews
A little down time with the Acolytes filled with reflection and fun.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Throw Out the Throttle and Give it the Gun! reviews
The Acolytes enjoy the timeless childhood love of playing with model trains.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
What's This reviews
Magneto struggles to remain afloat in a sea of chaos accompanied by a not-quite-classical number about Christmas.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Just the Usual Acolyte Amentia reviews
The Acolytes cause more trouble for Magneto and make one wonder why he continues to keep them around.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Let's Go Kite Flying reviews
Remy tries to impress a certain X-Man when the Acolytes pay a little visit to the park.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Oh, a Doh Doh Day reviews
Imaginations take shape as the Acolytes celebrate a little-known holiday.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Hoover Bloobers reviews
The Acolytes have trouble with a vacuum cleaner.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Daily Living reviews
Piotr tries to enjoy some peace and quiet while his teammates continue to torment Magneto.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Colossus, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Dental Problems reviews
Surprises and chaos abound when the Acolytes are sent to the dentist.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Sabretooth, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Pain of an Antenna reviews
The Acolytes continue to give out headaches and this time they aren't for Magneto.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sabretooth, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Mesozoic Memories reviews
Remy and Piotr are drawn into one of Pyro's favorite pastimes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Acolyte Fools reviews
April Fool's Day has arrived at the Acolyte base and it's open season on everybody.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Slapstick Slap Shots reviews
It's time to hit the ice as the Acolytes try to play hockey.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sabretooth, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
So You Wanna Be an Acolyte reviews
Pietro wants to join the Acolytes and gets an unforgettable welcome.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Magneto/Erik L., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Out on the Town reviews
Sequel to What Do You Do With a Drunken Magneto. In an attempt to minimize the pain of his hangover Magneto kicks the Acolytes out of the base for the night.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
Christmas Cheer reviews
Semi sequel to What Do You Do With a Drunken Magneto. The Acolytes relax and have some fun while watching more of Magneto's drunken antics.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Colossus - Complete
What Do You Do With a Drunken Magneto? reviews
Magneto has finally been driven too far and the Acolytes have to deal with the consequences.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
It's a Difficult Responsibility reviews
Magneto complains to the Acolytes about his goals to the tune of a Christmas special classic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Another Afternoon with the Acolytes reviews
More daily life with the Acolytes as they continue to drive Magneto to the breaking point.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Pyro, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Goose Babies reviews
A gift for Red Witch. Another lab accident involving Shane creates nothing but madness for BETA Mountain.
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Acolyte Halloween reviews
It's Halloween night at the Acolyte base with a few surprises along the way.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
The Few, the Proud, the Acolytes reviews
Magneto goes on a recruiting mission and brings the Acolytes along as well. Who is he trying to recruit? The Juggernaut.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Acolyte Tales reviews
A little education and a bit of madness occurs when the Acolytes discuss a few tall tales.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
Ice Cream Combat reviews
Sequel to Hardware Woes. The Acolytes go out for ice cream, but run into some unexpected and familiar faces.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Hardware Woes reviews
The Acolytes go to a hardware store.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Don't Kill the Messengers reviews
At the end of Far From Home, Clark asks John and Ollie about Kara's new love interest. How do they respond? And how does Clark take the news?
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Sound of a Whistle reviews
The Acolytes learn a few things and find a new way to annoy Sabertooth.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Sabretooth - Complete
Paying the Price reviews
Sequel to Evils of Alcohol. A little bonding among the Acolytes as Pyro deals with his hangover.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Pyro - Complete
Evils of Alcohol reviews
When left alone at the Acolyte base, Pyro unintentionally gets a little drunk. Oh boy...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Pyro - Complete
Acolyte Meeting reviews
Magneto gathers the Acolytes for a meeting, which is something he soon regrets.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Acolyte 500 reviews
The Acolytes have fun with some toys while Magneto gets another headache.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Temperture Troubles reviews
Remy and Pyro complain about the lack of heat while Piotr and Sabertooth compare exploits of being without it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Children of the Sun reviews
Remy and Pyro introduce Piotr to one of the greatest cartoon series ever created.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
The Acolytes and the Training Dome of Doom reviews
A look at an early training session with the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Sabretooth, Colossus - Complete
Dinner With the Acolytes reviews
It's dinnertime for the Acolytes and the food isn't what Magneto expected.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Esuohdam 17 reviews
A parody of the movie Stalag 17. The mutants are in a prison camp, but one of them is a Hydra spy. Who is it? And what kind of madness will ensue?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,391 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Pyro's Motorcycle reviews
Ever wonder why Pyro didn't have a motorcycle in the series? Then let the curiosity end and the madness begin...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Pyro - Complete
Night, Night Acolyte reviews
It's a stormy night, so what do the Acolytes do? Anything but sleep.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Sixteen Hundred Tons reviews
Piotr reflects on how his life is going. He should've made sure he was alone first.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Colossus - Complete
Painting with Pyro reviews
Piotr learns the hard way why Pyro shouldn't be near paint.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
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